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Since I have been informed that there is no such thing as gratuitous Javier Bardem, here is some hot Bardem on Cruz action, to further fuel your special vibrator alone time.

Ha! That video is The Sexy. My my, special time indeed.

Indeed there is no such thing as gratuitous Javier Bardem. I respectfully request that WIMB maintain that bannner ad for a really

really

really long time.

I third that motion.

And while that bit of video is very sexy, I'm extremely disappointed that Javier is another actor who KEEPS HIS PANTS ON AND ZIPPED UP while apparently fucking a woman. Sigh.

Oh, and WIMB will not be forgiven for that spare tire Numbers guy until you do the full nekkid Javier pics.

Ok so the fans who helped George Lucas build his empire are now being blamed for liking it so much after he writes shittily and makes three shitty sequels in order to wring every last dime out of his idea.

Break me a fucking give. Remind me to use excuse the next time I write something that sucks.

"It doesn't suck, really! You all just care too much, and that's becuase YOU suck!"

I'll give you this, Dustin:

The lyrics "Your heart's in your tits" really really struck my funnybone.

I mean really. I might have peed a little in my pants.

twig, that's not my argument at all. The Star Wars "prequels" are -- on every level -- trash. And the first two movies were great.

Apologies, JMW

His miscalculation was in not being able to see that my generation would be the one that would cling to its 10-year-old cultural tastes for life.

I read that as a dismissive statement. My mistake.

Oh my. *fanning herself with fan* Thank you Javier....no really. THANK YOU. Whew.

BWeaves, you caught the only flaw in the whole thing.

Oh, Christ...get over yourselves. That Javier guy is an ugly sumbitch and you all know it. If he wasn't some kind of "it" boy right now after the Oscar win, you wouldn't even fart in his direction. Christ, it's "logic" like yours that has a good section of the populace falsely believing that Nicolas Cage is good looking, too...not to mention a good actor.

Case, you're always so angry...did someone lose a tampon in their bajingo?

If you stick around and read more you'll note that most of us? Not Nic Cage fans. I myself wish he would have ridden off on his Ghost Rider bike and never looked back.

And Javier is insanely hot? Did you see Live Flesh? Or his Oscar tux? Sooo pretty.

Case,
as a matter of fact I've never being a fan of the spanish macho, actually I only go for borderline gays, the gayer the better. but the true is, I saw "the javier guy" at a screening years ago and believe me I had to bitchslap my vagina.

Rio, I don't think I'll be bitchslapping my vagina anytime soon, but I did laugh at the mental image :)

Oh, and "Javier is insanely hot" was meant to be a statement, not a question.

Umm....that's pajingo, ladies...try to keep the language clean around here.

I am SHOCKED that our maitre d' of all Geekdom, Gary Gygax, wasn't featured in today's Love.

If you play video games, masturbate over lamias, RenFair, knew what a Tolkien was before Peter Jackson got his mitts all over it, or--God help you--LARP, he deserves your love.

A moment of silence please...

RIP GG.

Screw the "it" boy Javier, thanks for the link to NINE pictures of TIM FRICKIN RIGGINS with NO SHIRT ON!!! Naughty boy.

"Ashlee Simpson was NOT intoxicated, she's just a fucking idiot who can't string 3 words together."

For future reference, most people would believe that statement. You're welcome, Mr. Ashlee Simpson's rep.

I am SHOCKED that our maitre d' of all Geekdom, Gary Gygax, wasn't featured in today's Love.

Well, it was slightly geared towards women today, you'll find.

Thus...

I guess Webster's abandoned the reality check stance.

javier has been an "it boy" for me since live flesh...and i thought i was late to the bandwagon then! besides, i like the 'ugly' are they gay or not mens (e.g. kevin spacey, javier bardem).

Jay: Even so! Don't my fellow female geeks, gamers and 20-sided dice users skew real heavy on this site?

(Just sayin')

Well then you're right and Stacy is still remiss! :)

"OVERALLS."

If you play video games, masturbate over lamias, RenFair, knew what a Tolkien was before Peter Jackson got his mitts all over it, or--God help you--LARP, he deserves your love.

Sorry man... I don't, so he doesn't. This bitch doesn't do nerd-core. I am very sorry for your loss, however.

I've never found Lewis Black funny. Am I alone here?
And I admit I hadn't even heard of Javier Bardem until Love in the Time of Cholera, but I grew up on Josh Brolin (aka Brand from The Goonies), and I would sympathize completely if Javier was more interested in fucking him than Penelope Cruz. I just hope someone videotapes it. Keep those links coming, Pajiba. Case can go elsewhere for her spank bank materials.

'fess up, stace, you got a leeetle nerd in ya!

by the way, mr. lucas, you released STAR WARS when i was 17.
WE were the first bunch of people who turned your "disney movie" into a religion. WE were the ones who could afford that much for multiple theatre viewings. WE bought the toys.

great God almighty, did that bite us in the ass, or what?

The only problem with those pictures of Taylor Kitsch is that I'm not in them. Do want. The rest of you can have Javier if you can pry him away from Penelope Cruz.

I've always said that Star Wars were kids movies first and foremost. However, like JK Rowling aged up the Harry Potter series as it went on and the initial fans got older, so too should Star Wars have aged along with it's fans. Dumb move on Lucas's part. That and insisting on writing them himself, man had a good story but a shit ear for dialogue.

I've never found Lewis Black funny. Am I alone here?

In my house you are.

I'm just sayin'.

Wait a minute. When did Pajiba make the switch from movie review site to my own personal celebrity-porn peddler? Either way, Bardem, Kitsch and Rockwell? Gotta go, it's special vibrator alone time!

Yeah, I'm kind of alone in my house, too. I can see the appeal (unlike with, say, Dane Cook) but I just don't find myself laughing. Actually, I find myself thinking he could do with a mild tranquilizer. I think where a lot of people find the appeal is in his delivery, and that's exactly where he loses me.

I'm all torn up just like In Mourning. I, for one, hold my d20 high in salute to my lord and master...Farlem!!

That last bit should be "...my lord and master, Gary Gygax...Ramen!!" I have no idea how Farlem snuck in their. I might have to step away from the Final Fantasy Tactics.

Casually wasting a Thursday morning reading comment....doop-de-doop..........wait did someone say Final Fantasy?

Flags at half mast on the mizzen today for erstwhile buccaneer Gary Gygax. He deserves a Pajiba review if anyone does, especially with this crowd. And regarding Lewis Black, his rant on La Jolie was not terribly funny, but his riff on the Old and New Testaments was spot on. I think he frequently lets his bombast cover for the weaker joke/observation, but his political acumen remains sharp.

And thanks for the video -- overalls, high heels and a cap complete any man-catcher outfit... in Boca!