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I love Celebrity jeopardy so much.

"What sound does a doggie make?"
"Moo."
"That is incorrect."
"Well that's the sound your mother made last night!"

And my favorite category ever..."Movies that Start with the Word Jaws."

Was that Clemens' lawyer who went hunting?

I really don't care what the rights and wrongs of the case are, Chez has my undying support for calling Lou Dobbs on being the racist facist that he is.

"And my favorite category ever..."Movies that Start with the Word Jaws."

Oh god yes....I just laughed out loud (LOL!) on remembering that bit. Those were the 'beginning of the end' days for SNL...but every now and then, they hit one out of the park.

"I'll take the rapists for $200."

Oh Celebrity Jeopardy... how I love thee. I think I've made everyone I work with check out those skits on youtube. I like "Months that Begin with Feb" as a category, I still refer to this month as "Febtober", but my fave might be "Your Ass or a Hole in the Ground".

"Current US Presidents"

"Mr. Goldblum, you had dinner with him recently. His first name is Bill. His last name is Clinton. Will someone for the love of God please say Bill Clinton?"

No Answer.

"And the show has reached a new low."

Also from the same skit:

Minnie Driver: "Eye is a letter isn't it?"
Trebek: "Are you English or retarded?"

I miss Celebrity Jeopardy and the Spartan Cheerleaders.

Damn! Ron Lester looks pretty good. I mean, really good. Does he still have that dopey voice, though?

Celebrity Jeopardy kicked ass. Does anyone remember that long lost ep they never show, where Connery called Trebek a "buckfutter?" It took me a long time to get that joke.

Also laughed at the Penis Mightier gag. I can definitely see Nicolas Cage asking for a penis mightier. And who can forget the category of Famous Flicks, which Connery interpreted as Famous Fucks, simply answering "Catherine Devenue, and Charo...twice." Just damn funny.

You have mocked the Prophet. L.Ron will not be pleased.

yeah, the Celebrity Jeopardy is pretty funny, i guess, but back in '81 a little show called SCTV did a sketch called Night School Hi-Q which for me is still the bee's knees.

youtube.com/watch?v=MX_lCeuw2OI

My favorite guest had to be David Duchovny doing Jeff Goldbloom. "It's something they used, what was it called, something from days of yore...". Fucking perfect.

Also: "I'll take anal bum cover for $200, Alex!"

(Keanu) "I know kung fu"

"No, you don't"

God I loved these. In college my roommate and I used to go to sleep listening to a burned CD of Celebrity Jeopardy.

That, and "Are you English or retarded?" are still frequently used in conversation.

I remember buckfutter! "Okay, Mr. Connery, you wagered a buck. And your answer is futter. I have no idea what that means."

"Are you selling Penis Mightiers?"
"No."
"Well ya should Trebek- you're sittin on goldmine!"

I didn't know Bath and Body Works had a men's line. I hope the guy stuff smells better than the women's products. Most of that stuff is so strong smelling. I worked in an office where many of the women used BaBW. I always thought the place smelled like overripe fruit.

I don't think the cat has a cast on his paw. That looks like a bandage to hold an IV line in place. But he's cute just the same!

"S(h)uck it Trebek." I LOVE those sketches.

Aw fuck, you had to remind me of both Cool Water and shower gel. Put em together and it's the worst auxiliary Christmas present since A: it smells awful and B: shower gel is a pain in the ass to rinse off. And then damn, I forgot to buy more soap last night........and now that bottle gathering dust at the back under the sink is snickering at me. Most "men's" deodorant has the same kind of fragrance horrors happening too. Who thought these were good scents...and who agrees with them? Did these men also used to put on Drakkar?

And so this kind of thing can come back, but I never smell Bijan perfume anywhere anymore? What sins am I paying for? Are we gonna keep regressing back to gold ID plates with buttoned up polos or blousey oxfords and rat tails and Cavariccis? Middle school locker room steam spreading the cloud of aerosol Right Guard everywhere? Tinted Guess Jeans? Where will the masculine terror stop?

Klum's stupid alright:
Those boots with that hat??

She deserves Britney Spears.

Am I a total loser because I have all of the Celebrity Jeopardy skits on my computer?

Grrr now I actually have to switch on my computer when I get in tonight so that I can watch the damned thing with sound. Stupid work and it's "you can't sit around all day watching random YouTube clips not even when you're really, really bored" policy