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Are you fucking kidding me? Doing voice-overs is perfect for Kilmer, he gets to sit on his ever growing bottom wearing flip-flops channeling Brando while munching on whole cows and vats of Pepsi all fucking day. Anyway the man was Nick Rivers on one of THE best spoofs of all time. AND he was in Real Genius, bitches.

Oh, and I take exception to your blatant Mustang hate, jack-offs.

File under: Latest Pajiba Asshattery.

Okay, KSK has gotten the ball rolling with their readers, but I cannot encourage everyone strongly enough to overwhelm that stupid petition with mocking taunts to the Pats' fans who sign it. With apologies to TK, a large segment of the Pats' fan base has reached a level of asininity that is fucking ridiculous -- it's about on the level of the parents who sue the school board because they're unhappy that their kid lost the spelling bee.

I'm suspicious that the clown who started it is actually taking the piss out of Pats' fans, since the whole thing would otherwise be so pathetic. I'm going out on a limb here to predict that, even if there were some impropriety with the end of the game (which there wasn't), there is NO FUCKING WAY the NFL would ever acknowledge that such a petition had the slightest bit of merit. "Sure, we'll do an investigation and admit that the crown jewel in our multi-trillion dollar product might have been tainted." Good luck with that, fuckwits.

So, I've posted three fake signatures with accompanying taunts -- I'm thinking that makes me almost as pathetic as the petition sponsor. I have way too much time on my hands today.

WooHoo! My suggestion made it. Thanks Stacy

Pats fans need to get a fucking life, IMO.

As for that other item on male models getting scrawnier. I've said it before, and I'll say it AGAIN: this is what happens when an industry (fashion)is completely run by, self hating, image issue having, little, homos. They want EVERYONE to look like their sorry ass selves.

Wil will be the voice of Kit's little brother, which be palyed by a Segway

So thin is in huh? That's not thin, the guy looks like he's 14 and hanging out in boys town on Hollywood Boulevard between the trannies waiting for some chickenhawk to come by. I can hardly wait to see what look they have next but it's probably going to be some Wigstock refugee, Lady Bunny, drag queen look they want everybody to think is the hotness.

[pained expression]

Oy. Sometimes other Pats fans make me hate myself. That petition is nauseating.

South Korea invented a hot dog stuffed pizza? Now, I'm not religious, but somehow, somewhere, that has GOT to be considered a sin.

Gentlemen, welcome to the fresh hell that women have been enduring from the fashion biz for about forty years now.

That skinny dude is just creepy looking. It is even worse with male models because they all take pictures bare chested - which just highlights the level of starvation involved. If the female models do that it is a different kind of modeling

But, 'bama, I did what you all should have been doing the whole time: yawned, rubbed my belly, took another big bite of my sandwich, and went back to watching the Pats petition get shredded by those Visigoths from KSK.

Hi James O'Connor!

Do we have word about the strike from anyone other than Eisner. 'Cause...Eisner.

I just don't want to get my hopes up about new episodes of my beloved TV shows. I've been hurt too many times before.

Might I suggest the beers from my favorite brewery - Stone Brewing Co in San Diego. Thye make a whole series of kick ass, high alcholo beers. their siganture brew is Arrogant Bastard, with limited releases of Double and Triple bAstard (among others).

I've been pretending that last Sunday didn't happen (more because it was Fucking Eli "Wahh! Wahh! Change My Diapper!" Manning than anything else) but that petition is just ridiculous. I didn't think the Pats would win; they were getting ground down and tired throughout the season. The last 3-4 games were craps-shoots, and really could have gone either way. All that being said, I agree: (certain) Pats fans need to get a life. After all, there's always next year.

Show of hands: who here can't wait for Patton Oswalt to riff on that chicken nugget soda cup?

Another show of hands: who secretly wishes they came up with it first?

Hurry up, my hands are getting tired.

Man, I'm loving those guys @ KSK! I, like socalled, have posted three different times and in fact am contemplating a fourth, just go give James O'Connor a whirl! Fahking Pats!! Over/under on it reaching 10,000 tonight?

Scarlet, the douche moderator threat wasn't a joke -- they started blocking IP addresses, as I tried to post a couple more for ol' Jimmy and got blocked. Then I tried to post as The Moderator ("I'm gonna blahk yah shitbawxes!") Classic reaction by classic crybabies -- "You can't comment on our petition unless you're helping us get JUSTICE!"

What pathetic, unredeemable shitnozzles.

y'know, male models that I could crush between my thighs are just not that appealing. But truly, they aren't meant to be appealing to women. I am sure the sickos at NAMBLA are behind this.

mmm.... beer.

I kinda love Val Kilmer because he was totally convincing as Jim Morrison and I thought he did a good job as Batman and I loved his turn as the pot smoking guru on Entourage. He does kinda has a silky smooth voice. I think I just talked myself into watching KnightRider. SHIT!

Wait, wait, wait. That's a dude? I thought that was Kate Moss. C'mon, people, these are from the same people that put that tranny Mickey Avalon in the Boost Mobile commercial. At the very least, this'll darwin out a few societal dregs through bullimia.

Val Kilmer! You were doing so awesome, what with Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, don't do this to yourself. Go and get Jeff Fahey's agent, post haste.

And, Manny, I was looking for a reason to start drinking again. Whole Foods, here I come! Screw you, diet! I beerfart in your general direction!

Well hell, I was going to complain that I still haven't gotten my refund for my $200 worth of Doritos that the Patriots ate whilst gangbanging my wife. Oh the humanity, what will I do now for my Cooler Ranch fix!!!!

Funny thing is, I don't think this Myles P. Fraser guy understands how the internet works. There are probably at least a few hundred different IP addresses in NYC alone (I'm just guessing here), and those guys are blowing his petition out of the water. "Myles P. Fraser" has replaced "James O'Connor" as the pile-on target now. That petition is some damn good reading; there have to be 25 taunts for every genuine "signature."

I agree wholeheartedly. Stick your ass into the fire and Mr. Fraser is going to get burned. I'll be watching this for the better part of the day, simply because I have nothing better to do at work.

Wait... wait...

THIN is in? For guys? Really?

What about "big and goofy-looking?" I thought that was the next big thing? And that's why I've been...

Motherfucker!

If I were a male model, and the new trend was to emulate Olive Oyl, I think that, at the very least, I'd be forced to weigh the pros & cons of making a few bucks wearing supposedly stylish clothes versus getting laid. Because, seriously, a body like that would pretty much guarantee celibacy.

Oh! I like Daniel Clowes. I mean, Ghost World is great in both comic and movie form. Okay, Art School Confidential was not that great, but I feel that if they'd eliminated the whole serial killer subplot, it could have been a decent movie. Pretentious, maybe. But I'm not afraid of a little pretention.
Oh, and Eddie Izzard's stand-up is perfection. His bit on empires is probably my favourite stand-up comedy bit ever.

I have no words for that petition. This is why people hate Boston sports fans.

Not you TK. The other Boston fans.

The 'Col-Pop' reminded me of a new eco-friendly urinal system that won an award or something last year. You whiz into a slanted slot that looks like a metal file folder and then it sprays just enough water (like less than a gallon) very hard to wash it away. And yes, girls can use it too if they have one of those silicone pocket urine-directors. And I am not making this up as I go along. lol

Can we start a petition to ban the Patriots from playing next season? Please?

um, at the risk of stating the obvious - nobody is going to design their 'rarified masterpieces' and then hang it on just anybody, unless they are being supersmugly ironic about it. It's apparently not 'art' unless it's exclusionary towards the majority. Plain simple. Besides, I was in the model game (as a kid, mind, not some hottie runway type) and it chewed me up and spit me out just the same once my look was over, and rightly so. New means new. They'll all get the boot too, never fear. And trust - you should feel real bad for most of those folks. They are all haunted by the emperor's new clothes. All it would take to undo most of these folks' complete psyche is a 6 hour greyhound ride with a big momma and/or poppa enjoying them some taco bell, and real willing to share. Real people are silver bullets, so have faith.

I went to KSK and read that hilarious scroll of whining from Patriots fans. Then, at the bottom of the post, there's a link to a 13-slide Powerpoint presentation about Eli Manning's big pass play, allegedly showing two blatant facemask penalties on the Giants that went uncalled. I don't know why I find this so hilarious, but despite close-ups and yellow circles and arrows, there's nothing clear at all about either "facemask" penalty. Awesome.

I say this as someone who doesn't really like either team.

I feel I should know this but who is James O'Connor?

I seriously love that a fast food invention and a site about passionate book conversations are on the same Pajiba Love. I mean, what other web site would be able to do something like that and have their commenters be totally okay with it? I for one am looking forward to that website.

Col-Pop: I thought it'd be Japan.

Bravo, South Korea.

I feel I should know this but who is James O'Connor?

Sorry, Brian, James O'Connor was one of the "fer-serious" Defenders of the Noble Petition to Award the Patriots the Super Bowl -- early in the going, he started trying to call out the trolls that were shredding the petition, then they all piled on him, acquiring his handle to, among other things, laud NAMBLA, thank his father for the deep dicking, etc. etc. Crass, but inexplicably fucking hilarious. Then he started whining about people using his "screen name," like that was going to stop it. Amusing reading overall, but man did that thing waste a lot of my time over the past three days.

Thank you socalledonlycousins for recap