
Pajiba Love
In the midst of all this media clusterfuck, here's a really nice story about Heath Ledger I happened upon this morning. It sounds like he was a great guy, and a lot of people are going to miss him dearly. (ChelseaTalksSmack)
But you know what always cheers me up? Brazilian boys dancing the Funk da Cueca in their underpants. (Jezebel)
Or on the other side of the coin, here's something completely irreverent to laugh at and/or get offended over! (KSK)
Filliam H. Muffman totally deserves the "cutest couple" award in Hollywood's yearbook. (WIMB)
Pink opens her big, stupid mouth and makes a horse's ass out of herself. (IDLYITW)
Here's hoping Miss America 2008 follows in the footsteps of '07 by providing us with at least one viral youtube moment of rampant stupidity. (The Blemish)
Bret Michaels and his wig are back with a whole new skiddle of skanks. Yes, I said "skank" -- because that's what they are. Deal with it. (PrettyOnTheOutside)
Oh, come on people! Don't breathe in the popcorn fumes! Your lungs are not delicious when coated in artificial buttery flavoring! (QuizLaw)
You've probably seen this by now -- but just in case you haven't, here's Jerry O'Connell's Tom Cruise Scientology video spoof, after the jump.
Comments
HAHAHAclapHAHAHAHAclapHAHAHA!!
O'Connell is tits, for realz.
Posted by: Mella at January 23, 2008 4:06 PM
The first time I've ever found O'Connell funny.
Posted by: Adam C at January 23, 2008 4:26 PM
I loved it. The maniacal laughter really sold it for me.
On another note, what the fuck is up with the occasional full screen "your page is loading, we won't let you skip this ad" ads?? ARGH!!!!!!
Posted by: pinkcheese at January 23, 2008 4:54 PM
Even though I'm still in shock and saddened about Heath Ledger's death, that story was actually funny and very sweet. Thanks for posting the link.
Posted by: Brie at January 23, 2008 4:57 PM
Those Brazilian boys really put me in the mood. I mean, put me in a good mood. Err...
Posted by: Lannie at January 23, 2008 5:26 PM
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos-O'Connell is one lucky lady for getting to bang Jerry O'Connell. That was hilarious. Not as hilarious as the bouncing balls and dicks in the Funk de Cueca video, but pretty damn hilarious.
Posted by: Dangle McGee at January 23, 2008 5:27 PM
Dustin, why do you want to oppress women with your oppressive hate speech? Please stop oppressing them with your oppression.
Gloria Allred is crying right now.
Posted by: Andrew831 at January 23, 2008 6:23 PM
This is the best Love yet.
Posted by: twig at January 23, 2008 6:28 PM
That was a wonderful story about Heath Ledger. My inner tween just fell in love with him a little more.
Posted by: Manda at January 23, 2008 7:08 PM
Jerry O'Connell just made my day. The crazy laugh was spot on.
Posted by: greer at January 23, 2008 7:16 PM
1) Chelsea's story is sweet and wonderful. The best tribute I have read, all the better for being so personal.
2) Jerry O'Connell is back in my good graces. God that's fucking funny.
Posted by: Jerce at January 23, 2008 7:18 PM
Why was William H Macy wearing a Yamulka in those pictures?
Posted by: Brian at January 23, 2008 7:43 PM
I don't much care if NYC carriage horses have special shoes, no one is going to convince me that those horses are having a grand old time lugging obese tourists around parks on big carriages all day long. Got to give the point to Pink. Plus, you know, she's a female pop star not throwing her life away out of stupidity at the moment. A truly "stupid" person will spend hours developing a soundbite that completely misses the point of the source material and argument at hand.
Posted by: Robert at January 23, 2008 7:43 PM
In other news, unlike Jerry O'Connell, these people suck. A lot.
TK
Alabamapink
Dexter Morgan
John Fucking Romero
You can all kindly jump off a bridge.
Posted by: Vermillion at January 23, 2008 8:38 PM
that o'connell clip was certainly the highlight of my day.
that insane laughter...i'll never get it out of my head.
Posted by: citizen_cris at January 23, 2008 9:40 PM
I agree with you, Robert--and is anyone surprised that the horse OWNERS don't agree with Pink? And if you can't refute someone's point, just make fun of the way they look. Brilliant argument.
Posted by: Ann at January 23, 2008 10:00 PM
Who knew Jerry O'Connell could act funny?
Who knew he could act???
This is just so out of left field
Crazy...
Posted by: CarpePancakes! at January 23, 2008 10:05 PM
And if you can't refute someone's point, just make fun of the way they look. Brilliant argument.
Heh. Unfortunately, that site isn't exactly known for cogent commentary. I don't take anything posted there seriously.
Posted by: Daphne at January 23, 2008 11:02 PM
Quote from IDLYITW: "Yeah. Pink is a woman who looks like a dude, so good luck is [sic] trying to get me to listen to anything her ugly ass has to say, no matter how important she thinks it is."
This is more than making fun of the way someone looks, it's downright misogynist. Yep, I said it. M-I-S-O-G-Y-N-I-S-T. Deal with it.
Posted by: Layla at January 23, 2008 11:28 PM
"Gloria Allred is crying right now.
Posted by: Andrew831 "
Little Gloria is as incapable of crying as Bonnie Fuller is at being second-guessed.
Loved the Ben Harper video, that really was sweet. More and more HL is sounding like the guy Johnny Cusack describes in "The Sure Thing" -- a real pal is one who doesn't pitch a fit if you puke in his car.
As to Pink, I'm a fan of her music so I can honestly say she is brighter than most people think. Tracks like 18-Wheeler, U + Yr Hand, Stupid Girls, Dear Mr. President, etc are very very strong neo-feminist anthems all teenage girls (and middle-aged fags like myself) can get into. However, I don't support PETA or the party line she spews for them. She needs to hire a personal fact-checker or something.
Posted by: Matt at January 24, 2008 12:46 AM
Pink is a man, baybee....deal with it.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 24, 2008 7:20 AM
While Pink may have spoken before checking her facts, I always feel a little sadness for those horses and vowed years ago never to ride one.
Jerry O is the shizitz. Although he may actually need to start watching his back. The Scientolomafia may be coming for him. He most likely ruined his chances of being cast in "Mission Impossible IV: Elimination of the SP's"
Posted by: wsapnin at January 24, 2008 10:24 AM
Oh my non-existant Lord! Cueca funk. I can't get that video outta my head now. I believe that Wham! has found its way back from irrelevance!
Posted by: ScarletKnight at January 24, 2008 11:47 AM
Dammit, I want to talk about Tony Bourdain and Uwe Boll. Did anybody see that? IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?
Posted by: AM at January 24, 2008 12:12 PM
I know they don't recruit beauty pageant contestants out of national laboratories but you'd think that they could at least tell when part of their falsie was hanging out of bikini unlike the young genius in the far right of the top row. I'll volunteer to inspect all contestants to make sure such cheating doesn't occur in the future. And I'll throw in a full body cavity search for free.
Posted by: OscarTamerz at January 24, 2008 12:40 PM
I'm sure the Heath Ledger story was very sweet, but I could get through only 3 paragraphs or so because it was like reading the diary of a 12-yr-old girl. Annoying. And sorry for that insult to intelligent, articulate 12-yr-old girls.
RE the use of "skank." Eh, I don't mind the word so much, but the one that really accurately describes most women on unscripted TV shows is "attention whore." And it seems like if you disapprove of a certain kind of behavior, you don't reward it with your viewership. But hey, that's just me.
RE O'Connell video: yeah, I guess he decided to burn that particular bridge once and for all. Maybe Cruise really screwed him over at some point or something.
Posted by: Slash at January 24, 2008 12:41 PM
Dammit, I want to talk about Tony Bourdain and Uwe Boll. Did anybody see that? IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?
I did. Thought it was great. It seemed Tony thought he was a hack but it seemed like a fun thing to do.
Posted by: Brian at January 27, 2008 2:00 PM

