Pajiba Love
Patton Oswalt samples and reviews what has lovingly come to be known as "a failure pile in a sadness bowl." (A.V. Club)
A shameless plea for help from any and all pop aficionados. (Slowly Going Bald)
The spawn on Bruce and Demi just dares you to make fun of her activist sweatshirt! (WIMB)
George Clooney totally burns Jamie Lynn Spears! I wonder if he's ever considered starting his own gossip blog? (IDLYITW)
I believe there was an episode of "The Simpsons" that touched on the very sensitive topic of fat, hungry men running rampant at seafood buffets. (QuizLaw)
The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians. Although I'm pretty sure Dana Carvey actually is a lesbian. (Cracked)
Will Smith would like to present you with a free invitation to his cult! Now isn't that thoughtful of him? (Yeeeah!)
Goddamn this looks like good pizza. All of a sudden, I feel famished! (cityrag)
After the jump, Colbert challenges Obama to a grit-off on his first night back on air!
Comments
That Patton Oswalt KFC bowl article had me howling during my lunchbreak yesterday. And because I'm a sadist, now I want to eat one.
Posted by: Julie at January 9, 2008 3:49 PM
Keith Urban is my #1 dude who looks like a lesbian.
And the first time I saw that KFC Bowl of Crap, I swear my anus puckered.
Posted by: wsapnin at January 9, 2008 3:55 PM
OH FUCK that is funny!
Bruce Jenner. Truly looks like an old lesbian.
ohmigod, I'm crying.... those pictures! Those faces. Complete hilarity!
And I think the thing that most of those "men for women" candidates have in common is a bit of nip nip on the face. Dumbasses.
Posted by: boo at January 9, 2008 3:56 PM
I don't exactly know what a "sad ham" is, nor do I know what the people who work at or frequent KFC look like, but I don't think it would be difficult to manage a guess. Gross.
Posted by: Kolby at January 9, 2008 4:07 PM
Oh, God, I laughed until I cried reading that. Of course, I'm ashamed to admit that I actually ate one of those bowl things once, but I felt terrible afterwards.
Posted by: pinkcheese at January 9, 2008 4:26 PM
I love the cracked.com link. Don Imus *totally* looks like my old lesbian counselor from high school who was with her life partner--one of our religion teachers--ever since 1976.
Posted by: em at January 9, 2008 4:27 PM
That Colbert clip was awesome!
Posted by: tamatha at January 9, 2008 4:40 PM
An author of a paper stating sex with a man is, by definition, a hate crime.
I laughed out loud at that. It's like reading a bell hooks essay, God love her.
Posted by: Lannie at January 9, 2008 4:57 PM
Jimmy Kimmel had the 2 guys from Louisianna on for an extended interview last night
Posted by: Brian at January 9, 2008 5:12 PM
I am laughing so hard I can barely type. Poor Bruce Jenner the first gen steroids he took reportedly (damn I'm good at not getting my Pajiba sued) shrunk his testicles into non-existence. As for the others, they should sue their plastic surgeons. I doubt that was the nip-tuck for which they were striving. For another HI-larious compendium look at Cracked's gallery of stars photoshopped as regular people.
Posted by: rudy at January 9, 2008 5:26 PM
I'm not adding much to the conversation (as usual?) but it's 6 pm, I'm still at work and I loved the men that look like lesbians.
At least Keith Urban would be a pretty lesbian. Unlike many of the plastic surgery nighmares featured.
Posted by: ankitty at January 9, 2008 6:23 PM
George Clooney totally burns Jamie Lynn Spears! I wonder if he's ever considered starting his own gossip blog?
He can't, he is too busy interning at GoFugYourself
Posted by: Brian at January 9, 2008 7:33 PM
That pizza place is 5 blocks from my house - peopl come from all over NYC for the stuff
Posted by: Brian at January 9, 2008 7:42 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, grits.
Posted by: jen310 at January 10, 2008 12:52 AM
God I love Patton Oswalt. Referencing the Baseball Furies? Awesome.
Although I was sadly disappointed in the bobblehead that KFC sent him. It's all tall and slender...two words that do not describe Patton. I totally would have wanted one too, along with a gigantic one of Brian Posehn.
Posted by: Mimi at January 10, 2008 1:31 AM
I am in tears over the men-who-look-like-old-lesbians list. Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora. Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!!!!
Posted by: Samantha T at January 10, 2008 10:36 AM
I am in tears over the men-who-look-like-old-lesbians list. Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora. Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!!!!
Posted by: Samantha T at January 10, 2008 10:36 AM
Hee! The more I visit cracked the more I enjoy it, I may have to add it to my daily rounds. That list is freaking superb.
Lannie, I completely agree! That description made me choke on my diet coke. I think this list may have just put me in line for a disciplinary as I'm sure nothing about the colour processing abilities of bees could be that hilarious, ergo I am obviously not working.
Posted by: Alex the Odd at January 10, 2008 10:46 AM
Obviously, I cannot comment on the taste, but that pizza was BURNT, and greasy looking.
I wish people who've had good plastic surgery would own up to it, so we can see what it looks like.
Posted by: BWeaves at January 10, 2008 11:12 AM