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Brad spit smoking a "doobie" with Steve-O shouldn't surprise anyone, he hung out with the Jackass crew and was even on one of the episodes.

Jessica Alba...is really gonna talk herself out of work. And I can't wait.

BSlim:

Really? Talk herself out of work? If anyone really cared what came out of her mouth, would she still be getting movie roles? I think no.

Shit, Heigl can't seem to shut up, and here I see her in yet another gown at yet another premier for yet another movie she doesn't deserve. bah.

fuck them hos.

In my head Brad Pitt reverts to Floyd the second he steps off set so this isn't exacly surprising news (within the realms of my head of course, I'm not sure about in the rest of the world)

So what did everyone think of Daily Show + Colbert last night? Half the magic was gone, but I was so ecstatic to see them back that I think half my laughs were from sheer happiness.

In case you really were seriously wondering, Tori Amos is/was married to a man, and has at least one child by said man's fruitful loins.

That doesn't necessarily make her hetero, but...

I really feel for Alba. It must be so difficult to be have a perfect body, a gorgeous face, unwarranted fame, a fiance and forthcoming child, and an assload of money. Really. Fucking. Difficult.

I never could put a finger on my distaste for jessica alba, crappy acting aside. However, methinks the finger is landing on "general stench of bitchiness and air of elitism."

Okay, I'm only 21, and I know the "Tom Cruise is gay" rumor's been around at least that long so no one explains why, but why does everyone think he's gay? I don't care one way or the other, but I am curious.

"...why does everyone think he's gay?"

Simple,

He loves the cock, thinks it's coooool.

fuck them hos.

Posted by: boo at January 8, 2008 4:03 PM

...If only I could. I mean, uh, yeah. Screw them.

Right up against a wall.

That video was beyond sad. And what the hell was the deal with the title?

Jessica Alba was an ungrateful bitch LONG before Heigl's success with Knocked Up or Grey's Anatomy.

Like, since 2001.

I mean, she wants to be taken seriously but says she never gets good roles because of her looks. But I can think of a bunch of actresses on par with her in beauty who are known for their acting skills.

Maybe she'll eventually realize that she's stuck in roles that focus on her ass and not her acting because she can't act.

Wait a minute. If Tom managed to impregnate Katie, and Nicole got knocked up by Keith.....why couldn't Tom and Nicole get pregnant?

Wait a minute. If Tom managed to impregnate Katie, and Nicole got knocked up by Keith.....why couldn't Tom and Nicole get pregnant?

Well, because it wasn't Tom who impregnated Katie, it was L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm. Everyone knows that.

american gladiators ruled.

also, i was pretty drunk.

Okay, I'm only 21, and I know the "Tom Cruise is gay" rumor's been around at least that long so no one explains why, but why does everyone think he's gay? I don't care one way or the other, but I am curious.

ellipsis... two words:

TOP. GUN.

Is Liberal Avenger in trouble?
Link leads to provider's message about some kind of suspension...

ellipsis... two words:

TOP. GUN.

Posted by: TK at January 9, 2008 10:10 AM
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HAH!
You said it T, EVERYTHING in that movie is phallic "F--14s" ah? ah? "wingmen" ah? "Maverick" rides a "motorcycle" ah? "Goose" ah? Kelly Mc Tran..err..Gillis? ah?

It's OBVIOUS.

It's true, Liberal Avenger was up yesterday and now there's a suspension notice on the site. Shit, what if all those evangelicals are right and God actually destroyed the site for making fun of their billboards?

The only problem with Top Gun being the giveaway is that Tiny Tom is reputedly more of a Bottom Holster.

Allow me to prove my point even more, B-Slim. Remember the volleyball scene? You know, the gayest scene ever filmed that didn't involve actual penetration? Here are the lyrics to the song from that scene:

I'd say it was the right time
To walk away
When dreaming takes you nowhere
It's time to play
Bodies working overtime
Your money don't matter
The clock keeps ticking
When someone's on your mind

I'm moving in slow motion
Feels so good
It's a strange anticipation
Knock, knock, knocking on wood
Bodies working overtime
Man against man
And all that ever matters
Is baby who's ahead in the game
Funny but it's always the same

[Chorus]
Playing, playing with the boys
Playing, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playing with the boys

Said it was the wrong thing
For me to do
I said it's just a boys' game
Girls play too
My heart is working overtime
In this kind of game
Someone gets hurt
I'm afraid that someone is me
If you want to find me, I'll be
Playing with the boys

I don't want to be the moth around your fire
I don't want to be obsessed by your desire
I'm ready, I'm leaving
I've seen enough
I've got to go
You play too rough

Any questions?

"It's a strange anticipation
Knock, knock, knocking on wood
Bodies working overtime
Man against man..."
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O.M.G., I hadn't noticed..It's like RELAX all over again..

*cue in Crying Game song as I slide down bathroom wall*

I. DIDN'T. KNOW...

What's with all the Heigl hate? I know her character on Grey's is pathetic and annoying, but i kind of like the fact that she runs her mouth in public about the strike etc and she obviously isn't just saying what her agents tells her to. plus i like that she weighs more than 80 lbs. anyone else?

what? i think katie holmes looks great in that toga dress, and so do the fug girls and the majority of people in their poll.

i totally agree with the person who commented on that webster's is my bitch entry... it's just a site where pajibans can pretend they're better than perez and co., while doing the exact same things.

sarah: i love katherine heigl. i don't get the heigl hate either.

What do you mean "pretend they're better than perez and co., while doing the exact same things"?
A. We are better than Perez and co because we write in complete sentences, it's called "being literate".
B. The comment posits that any two people doing exactly the same thing are doing it equally well. Under that logic Joe Strummer is no better than Britney Spears because they both recorded hit songs, Roger Federer is no better than I am because we have both hit a ball with a tennis racket, etc, etc.

PaddyDog, you are SUCH a lawyer!

Samantha T: I can't make up my mind of that's a slam or a compliment. Either way, I have soooo much work to do today and here I am instead. The writer John Banville calls it "top of the fridge" syndrome as in whenever he has a looming deadline for his publisher, suddenly the top of the fridge looks very dusty and must be cleaned immediately. I am a chronic sufferer from that condition.

paddydog:

a. "We are better than perez and co because we write in complete sentences, it's called 'being literate'" is not a grammatically correct sentence. your comma should be a semicolon.

b. your comment posits that everything in the world can be done well. i submit there is no good way to rag on celebrities and obsess about their wardrobe choices and lives.

My dear Grace, actually, it is a grammatically correct sentence, it's just not punctuated appropriately if one believes that the differentiation between a comma and a semi-colon lands exactly where you suggest. I believe the jury is out on that one with many (including me) in the camp that supports using whatever sentence break conveys the the appropriate pause intended by the writer (see Joyce, James).

Grace:

a) Where does capitalization fall in the grammar-punctuation debate? Because it is hilariously annoying to read someone complain about such when they can't even manage to capitalize the first letter in a sentence.

b) I do agree with your point about gossip sites pretty much being pointless. But Heigl has engendered much hate here for the same reason sarah admires: she blurts stuff out, never thinking about how it sounds to other people. She butted in on the whole Knight-Washington fiasco for no real reason and she dissed Knocked Up (her own goddamn movie) only to backpedal as fast as possible. If she had thought things out a bit more (or listened to her publicist), both of those events would have been averted. While I don't agree she is as grandstanding as some posit, she does have issues with developing such traits as tact or decorum.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go hide from Stacey for saying her national pastime is a crock.