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The Canadian Icon You've Never Heard Of

By Park | Posted Under PaEHba Day | Comments (12)



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Every country has icons. In America they’re so thick on the ground that people are forever squabbling about what they mean. See the Charlton Heston: crazed gun nut vs. Charlton Heston: passionate civil rights campaigner debate for example. Actually, don’t do that, it’ll just ruin The Omega Man for you, and no obscure nerd debate is worth that.

In Canada our icons are rarely internationally known. We don’t have John Wayne riding into the sunset, we don’t have Brigitte Bardot lolling around in her bra and panties. But don’t cry for us because Canada has something much better than that. Canada has the world’s only remaining bad ass interviewer. Canada has Nardwuar, the Human Serviette.

See? I was right, you haven’t heard of him. Don’t feel bad though, I don’t think most of Canada has heard of him either, nor have many of the bands he interviews. That’s part of why he’s such an icon. What’s more Canadian than someone who fades into the background?

He seems like nothing but an annoying man-child with a grating voice and a stupid hat. But that is Nardwuar’s genius, he’s obtrusively unobtrusive. He seems like the dorky fan that pushed his way backstage, and that is usually the way they people who he interviews treat him. Well, that is until he breaks into his encyclopedia-level knowledge of his interview subject. It isn’t a Nardwuar interview unless the phrase “how do you know that?” is uttered.

But it’s not just his level of research that makes me a Nardwuar devotee. After all, the dead-eyed kiss-ass from “Inside the Actor’s Studio” is pretty well-researched too. What sets Nardwuar apart is he seems to not care at all what other people think of him.

Remember that weird nerdy kid in your high school that was so strange that he somehow became the mascot of the school? Nardwuar is the older, smarter version of that kid. He knows just how to use his goofball act to put people off balance, forcing them to show a side of themselves that they usually don’t. The truth is, it’s almost impossible to seem “cool” when talking to someone as 100 percent earnest and passionate about music as Nardwuar is.

The bands that are willing to have a good time and goof around with their image seem even cooler. For the sake of my above analogy those bands are the jocks who can secretly quote not only Star Wars, but the Star Wars Christmas special. The bands that are too worried that they’ll look goofy just look boring. They are the humourless overly eye-makeuped goth kids. They look all right from a distance (everyone looks good in black) but just try to talk to them for five minutes. This makes for amazing interviews or ones that are so awkward they are practically performance art.

Don’t believe me? Here are a few of my favorite interviews:

This Nirvana interview from 1994 shows the band goofing around backstage. It makes me like Kurt Cobain again:


I used to be really annoyed by Jello Biafra. After these interviews he seems more like someone’s cranky older brother:

Here’s a more recent interview with “The Gossip” to show you how great an interview is with a band that plays along:

So that’s Nardwuar, a secretly brilliant goofball with a relentless passion for art. A man who loves music so much that he started a record label in his teens that he funded with newspaper route money. A man completely unafraid to act exactly how he wants.

So America, you can have John McClane and Superman. I couldn’t think of a representative that makes me prouder to be Canadian if I tried.

Here’s to Nardwuar, Doot Doota Doot Doo…

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Comments

Doot doo!

Posted by: Precious Lilywhite at February 18, 2010 6:58 PM

He seems like nothing but an annoying man-child with a grating voice and a stupid hat.

I can't get past this aspect, unfortunately (I guess).

Anyone listen to his band? They still play around Vancouver a few times a year.

Posted by: Brenton at February 18, 2010 7:04 PM

He got to interview Snoop? He's livin' my dream!!!

Posted by: Jelinas at February 18, 2010 7:28 PM

Man, you just made me remember his interview with Snoop. That bitch stole Nardwuar's Sanford doll. He just took it! Nardwuar didn't want to give it up, he even put up somewhat of a struggle, but the bitch just kept his doll. Augh, now I'm mad!

It's a testament to how self-infatuated and vapid a lot of people can be to see their reactions to this guy. Half of them throw shit-fits instead of saying, 'doot do', and that's when they're being cordial. I don't know, I haven't remembered that he exists for years, so I don't really know the score these days.

Is he ever on MuchMusic anymore, or has the whole station gone belly up in reruns of The Wasted Life of a Skanky Teenager? You know what, if they ever decide to kicking the VJs in their heads and promise to commit it to film, I'll travel to the nearest TV and run the whole telethon by myself.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at February 18, 2010 7:36 PM

This is a great piece! You really nailed it, calling Nardwuar "a secretly brilliant goofball with a relentless passion for art."

He is an awesome dude!

Posted by: Less Lee Moore at February 18, 2010 7:47 PM

That one was my favourite interview too, Jo 'mama'. Snoop was high as helllll. Great write-up, Park.

Posted by: admin at February 18, 2010 8:02 PM

I've heard of him, and I'm not even close to Canadian. Best use of the human serviette? this video right here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpvqU2cmK8I&feature=PlayList&p=8AE102A5CE1E05EF&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3

Posted by: the_wakeful at February 18, 2010 8:08 PM

FIFTEEN years! I can't believe he has been doing those interviews for over fifteen years.

"Nardwuar. Nardwuar". My hubby and I will repeat it in the car for no reason. Quietly iconic, surprisingly pervasive.

Posted by: Natalie at February 18, 2010 8:42 PM

i used to think about how, when i was in a famous band and being interviewed by narduar, i would finish 'doot doota doot doo'
i loved when he would convince a politician to strap into the hip flip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDCAMf87zlE

Posted by: samma at February 18, 2010 9:46 PM

The hip flip, oh I forgot! I can't believe he's been around for that long.

Is it time to re-ignite the whole 'Triumph stole my thunder' debate about Ed the Sock?

And yes, Snoop was not of this world during that piece. Now I want a Foxx doll.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at February 18, 2010 10:59 PM

The proper reply is doot doo you fake hollywood hipster douches!!!

Posted by: Mrs. Admin at February 18, 2010 11:18 PM

Oh my lord, I LOVE Nardwuar!!! He was the biggest part of my early teens yerars and most often the best part of Muchmusic. One of my favorite interviews was when he somehow got Matthew Good's room number at the hotel he was staying at during Snow Jam and knocked on his door at 8 am. Good answers the door, looks at him eyes half closed, and swiftly slams the door in his face.

God bless Nardwuar.

Posted by: citizen_cris at February 19, 2010 2:49 PM