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Paheeba Day Posters! / Replica

Paheeba Day | November 18, 2009 | Comments (83)

This post is part of Paheeba Day 2009. An explanation of Paheeba Day can be found in the Pajiba Dictionary.

~Godtopussy and Acolytes of the Sacred Order, a Discussion Betwixt~

G: ‘The DAY has COME to pay homage. A tribute worthy of our Warrior Queen. What hath you wrought?’

A1: ‘We have captured the souls of Facebook-dwelling males … eat and let thy hunger be nourished!’

A2: ‘Uh…aren’t we accomplished eaters of men already? I mean, … you know what I mean, we are the bosses today, like?’

G: ‘Um, YES. Thou art correct and MOST fabulous in mine eye. You especially. Plus, those boys are but a small amuse-bouche. We require more ‘Jibans on Facebook to feed upon anyhow. NEXT!’

A1: ‘Hey, what about a gift for thine eye, Godtopussy most venerable and voluptuous?’

A2: ‘Psst, don’t actually get anything in her eye … last time it took forever to get the fricking ink out of the carpet.’

A3: ‘Hee.’

A2: ‘What?’

G: ‘ENOUGH you salacious minxes! Feedeth mine eye, and those of thee below usth, and be SATED.’


‘BEHOLDETH THE JIBANS!”


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Amanda Amos IS Resident Hero. We love you, Lady. Xoxoxo


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Nicole Fuscia, You’re So Cool, Alabama

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Chad, Cannonballin’ the poster game. He’s on Facebook ladies (and gp).


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Michael Murray IS Flick.


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Replica IS Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.


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Snath, Jay and Meaux ARE Jibans of the Dead.


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Replica is a multimedia producer who obviously REALLY loves Pajiba, and the wonderful people she’s met through this site. Amanda, I hope you’re laughing honey! She would also like to thank DeistBrawler for keeping the idea alive. There is absolute mayhem ahead. Keep your eyes peeled and comment and click like you’ve never done before!

This post is part of Paheeba Day 2009. An explanation of Paheeba Day can be found in the Pajiba Dictionary.


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Comments

YES! YES! YES!

Posted by: Kolby at November 18, 2009 9:27 AM

Awesome start. So many photogenic 'Jibans!

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at November 18, 2009 9:28 AM

Best Wednesday EVER!

Posted by: Lainey at November 18, 2009 9:28 AM

This is full of YES.

HAPPY PAHEEBA DAY!

Posted by: Sofía at November 18, 2009 9:29 AM

GENIUS!

Posted by: Spender at November 18, 2009 9:30 AM

more, please.

i have to go click on ads now.

HAPPY PAHEEBA DAY EVERYONE!

we miss you, amanda!

Posted by: gp at November 18, 2009 9:31 AM

Oh Replica, there are no words that do justice. You rock the Pajiba world.

Posted by: Cindy at November 18, 2009 9:31 AM

Oh. My. God.

Fantastic. Fantastic. My words... they are gone.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at November 18, 2009 9:31 AM

Awesome guys, totally awesome. Happy Paheeba Day!

We love you, Amanda!

Posted by: Snath at November 18, 2009 9:32 AM

Whoo!! That Shawn of the Dead poster is amazing.

Posted by: Julie at November 18, 2009 9:34 AM

p.s. I BEYOND love the header pic too!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at November 18, 2009 9:34 AM

Turning the posters into posters. Brilliant.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 18, 2009 9:35 AM

That is fucking AWESOME as hell. Also, Meaux's a certified fox. Rrrrrrow.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at November 18, 2009 9:36 AM

Love them! Great job.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at November 18, 2009 9:38 AM

HOLY SHIIIIIT!!!!!

I didn't see the Shaun of the Dead one before!

VIVA PAHEEBA!

Posted by: jM at November 18, 2009 9:38 AM

*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*look at posters again*
*nod appreciatively*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*scratch balls*

Posted by: Kballs at November 18, 2009 9:39 AM

Wow. This is the most excited I've ever been before noon.

Posted by: jM at November 18, 2009 9:39 AM

You sexy gang of bitches

Posted by: Nadine at November 18, 2009 9:43 AM

Huge kudos to rep and all the rest! It'll be a great day.

Jiban of the Dead is outstanding!

Posted by: branded at November 18, 2009 9:47 AM

Best. Day. Ever.

Posted by: Nimue at November 18, 2009 9:50 AM

I am full of squee. Rep, you are truly amazing. Just out-fucking-standing.

Posted by: Nicole at November 18, 2009 9:51 AM

I clicked, therefore I am.

Posted by: anikitty at November 18, 2009 9:51 AM

I just pissed my pants.

Posted by: Stacy D at November 18, 2009 9:55 AM

This is so cute!

Oh and I just realized, Chad, you are so funny. And smart. And it feels like we have so much in common.

(Who is Chad? Is this poster his first appearance on the site? Where have I been?)

Posted by: becks at November 18, 2009 9:56 AM

Rep if this doesn't launch you into the careerdom that you desrve I don't know what will. You're awesome. I'm wearing my Pink Alabama Pink T as we speak..damn I should've dressed the girls too. SQUEEE!!!

Posted by: Mrs. Admin at November 18, 2009 9:59 AM

There is nothing wrong with this.

Posted by: logar at November 18, 2009 9:59 AM

Whee!! Oh how I love Paheeba day!!

Replica - amazing job. Seriously. I totally want to make out with you right now.

Posted by: Kelly at November 18, 2009 10:02 AM

Stupid brain full of holes... Is today the day where all of our clicking profits Lil' A?

Posted by: Patty O'Green at November 18, 2009 10:09 AM

‘We have captured the souls of Facebook-dwelling males … eat and let thy hunger be nourished!’

I knew it was a good idea to stay off Facebook. Now I have confirmation. Save the virtual food fights for the sacrificial lambs. I'll stick to my Twitter, thank you very much.

Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2009 10:09 AM

O. M. Godtopussy.

Excitebike!

Posted by: boo at November 18, 2009 10:11 AM

Stupid brain full of holes... Is today the day where all of our clicking profits Lil' A?

Yep!

Posted by: Nicole at November 18, 2009 10:25 AM

Posted by: Three-nineteen at November 18, 2009 10:25 AM

It's on the Huffington Post too.

Posted by: Jay at November 18, 2009 10:27 AM

, _ / !

I'll be hard all day.

We welcome the return of our Peheeba overlor ... um, overladies?

Posted by: , (just , cause I'm tired of typing that other shit) at November 18, 2009 10:28 AM

So this is what you people look like.

Hmph. I thought you'd be prettier.

Posted by: superasente at November 18, 2009 10:31 AM

Jeebus that is the coolest thing I have EVER seen. Specially that Shaun of the Dead poster--that I had NOT seen. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

Posted by: figgy at November 18, 2009 10:33 AM

I remain honored to have been asked, figgy.

Posted by: Jay at November 18, 2009 10:38 AM

Butthole!

*crickets*

... um, wrong day?

Posted by: , (just , cause I'm tired of typing that other shit) at November 18, 2009 10:38 AM

Becks: It's spelled "funniest," "smartest," and you forgot "humble-est."

I'm the token lurker of the poster set that's trying his very very best to delurk.

I've been a rabid reader for the past five years and send innapropriate tweets to Dan Carlson in my spare time.

This, as well as being four books (and zero reviews) deep into my Cannonball Read are what I hoped to be my ticket into full-on out-of-the-murdertank-closet public-internet Pajibadom.

Repilica: You Godess, you. You've done some fantastic work. I'm sending some positive energy your way. I promise to "like" everything you post that invades my newsfeed forever.

By the way, what's "gp"?

Posted by: Chad at November 18, 2009 10:40 AM

By the way, what's "gp"?

Ginormous Penis.

Posted by: Julie at November 18, 2009 10:41 AM

Julie - I was JUST about to write that!

Chad - VERY nice poster! Glad to see you. Come out and play with us. We'll be nice. Some of us will be REALLY nice...

Posted by: Lainey at November 18, 2009 10:44 AM

This column has cured my headache. And possibly my little digestive problem, though that may be due more to the Pepto-Bismol. Whatever; this is awesome. Michael Murray, I did not need to know that about your undies.

Posted by: Jerce at November 18, 2009 10:44 AM

I love this post and everything it represents. Which, incidentally, is this entire website. Pajiba for life!

Posted by: Christian H. at November 18, 2009 10:44 AM

Techinically Julie...I am the holder of "gp". But the G stand's for "Gretchen's". :)

Posted by: PissBoy at November 18, 2009 10:45 AM

Oh, shit. The powers of the vagina have risen up, we're all doomed. I'll need an image change....

Posted by: George at November 18, 2009 10:47 AM

Pay no attention to the one known as George, for penile safety purposes, he no longer exists.

Posted by: Georgina at November 18, 2009 10:48 AM

After the period-sex thread, I feel comfortable with my overladies. May they rule benevolently and sexily.

Posted by: Kballs at November 18, 2009 10:50 AM

i can't wait to see the rest of the posters (assuming that they're going to be posted, of course).

these are great, r.

Posted by: celery at November 18, 2009 10:53 AM

Oh wow! Pajheeba day! The one fricking day this week when I don't have 4 hours to fool around on Pajiba. {sniff}
OK, I'll go do some ad clicking (I hope my computer doesn't get VD from you skanks) and pop in when I can.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 18, 2009 10:56 AM

Thanks for explaining, Julie.


Thanks for letting me borrow the gp, Pissboy.

Posted by: Chad at November 18, 2009 10:57 AM

I'd hit it.


all of them...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 18, 2009 10:58 AM

Ha! PissBoy, I am a firm (heh) believer in a girlfriend's co-ownership of her partner's genitals.

Posted by: Julie at November 18, 2009 10:59 AM

Lainey, your use of capitalization makes me question your motives.

Posted by: Chad at November 18, 2009 10:59 AM

Oh Chad, sweet, sweet Chad. We're harmless. Mostly.

Posted by: Lainey at November 18, 2009 11:21 AM

I too am a believer Julie. Especially if they like to clean said genitalia. Nothing a good spit shine can't fix. (see what i did there?)

Posted by: PissBoy at November 18, 2009 11:24 AM

Posted by: PissBoy at November 18, 2009 11:24 AM


*HI-FIVE*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 18, 2009 11:26 AM

Lainey:
Speak for yourself. Harmless my ass! :-}

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 18, 2009 11:33 AM

Oh, boys. Is this REALLY the day you wanna go there?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at November 18, 2009 11:34 AM

Good girlfriends tongue bathe. True story.

Posted by: Julie at November 18, 2009 11:41 AM

Consider yourself delurked Chad. I think I'll remember you now.

Posted by: becks at November 18, 2009 11:48 AM

Good girlfriends tongue bathe. True story.

Posted by: Julie at November 18, 2009 11:41 AM

Amen.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at November 18, 2009 11:52 AM

Friggin' awesome. Awesome, awesome, awesome job Replica.

Now that I've used four "awesomes," methinks it's time to crack open the thesaurus to find some new words, for what looks to be a kick-ass day on my favorite website...

Posted by: Skitz at November 18, 2009 11:55 AM

Awesome synonyms - alarming, astonishing, awe-inspiring, awful, beautiful, breathtaking, daunting, dreadful, exalted, fearful, fearsome, formidable, frantic, frightening, grand, hairy*, horrible, horrifying, imposing, impressive, intimidating, magnificent, majestic, mean, mind-blowing*, moving, nervous, overwhelming, real gone, shocking, something else, striking, stunning, stupefying, terrible, terrifying, wonderful, wondrous, zero cool

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at November 18, 2009 11:59 AM

Pajheeba, Pajheeba, Pajheeba!!!

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at November 18, 2009 11:59 AM

Wow. They turned out so much better then I thought they would.

Not to mention the different posters that were done from what was originally conceived.

Where did all the guys come from? I thought this was going to be mostly women...

I'm so confused...

Awesome job though!!

Posted by: DeistBrawler at November 18, 2009 12:12 PM

We were asked, DeistBrawler. Replica sent out messages on Facebook asking if we would like to be part of it.

Posted by: Snath at November 18, 2009 12:26 PM

Arriba Paheeba!

Posted by: Odnon at November 18, 2009 12:38 PM

Chad, do come to the Ferocious Boil (on mankind's ass). There is so much puss!

Posted by: Cindy at November 18, 2009 12:39 PM

Oh Replica, these are so fucking amazing! You are rocking Paheeba Day like nobody's business!

Posted by: tamatha at November 18, 2009 12:44 PM

Ooohhh I just noticed the pink godopussy with the bow on her head..awwwe I want one!!! Have we ever thought about making stuffed animals of them?

Posted by: Mrs. Admin at November 18, 2009 12:52 PM

These are amazing! So cool.

Posted by: Smokin at November 18, 2009 12:53 PM

Have we ever thought about making stuffed animals of them?

This. This is genius.

Posted by: jM at November 18, 2009 12:53 PM

TONIGHT WE DINE WITH GODTOPUSSY!!

AOOUU! AOOUU! AOOUU!

Happy Paheeba Day. This all makes me a little misty.

Posted by: stardust at November 18, 2009 12:54 PM

Celery the posters are being rolled out in multiple posts because there was a ridiculous number of them.

Posted by: s. pisaster at November 18, 2009 1:04 PM

HEY! this gigantuan peen isn't "up" for discussion!
(unless we start a new thread)

Posted by: gp at November 18, 2009 1:10 PM

Glorious! Behold The Replica!

Posted by: admin at November 18, 2009 1:10 PM

Yay for posters!!!!!
These are so good, and I LOVE the Shaun of the Dead poster.

Also, I would totally buy a plushy Godtopus toy. I would buy it yesterday. And I suddenly need one and will feel empty in my soul until I own one.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at November 18, 2009 1:27 PM

Those are magnificent. I am all awed and stuff.

*waves to Amanda up top* we miss you...

Posted by: tarn at November 18, 2009 1:43 PM

Happy Paheeba Day!!! We miss you, Pink.

Posted by: Jadine at November 18, 2009 4:18 PM

Woohoo! Replica is a Goddess!

These are fantastic. I can't wait to see the rest. And Jay, Snath & Meaux look totally BADASS in that Shaun of the Dead poster!

Viva Paheeba Day!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 18, 2009 4:43 PM

Cindy, you lost me on that one. Is this a test?

Posted by: Chad at November 18, 2009 5:14 PM

I already said it in the other poster thread, but this is fantastic. I'm all teary eyed here.

Posted by: Eyvi at November 18, 2009 5:55 PM

Replica, you are a goddess! These are so, so awesome (and this was my first look at the finished product--so excited!). Love, love, love!

Aww, Jeremy, I'm blushing here. Never been called a fox by a hot porn star before!

Posted by: meaux at November 18, 2009 7:30 PM





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