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Paheeba Day Posters! / Replica

Paheeba Day | November 18, 2009 | Comments (58)

G: “I see these comely wenches hath ROCKED face.”

A1: “Oh yes, Godtopussy most buxom and rare. They will smusheth you while you stand there gawping.”

A2: “Wait…there’s a boy image in there … is it … that’s a work of the Skitz is it not?”

A3: “Aw. He so crazy.”

A1: “Uh, yes. We hope that is okay, Godtopussy both nubile and youthy…”

G: “The fool pleases me. I ACCEPT his worketh … sh..th..n.m. *kaff* It is GOOD in mine eye that he offers Homage! Damn straight.”

A1: “Uh…just noticed something else … is that … can’t be … “

A2: “Wait, what!?”

A3: “Is that … is it Mrs. Admin? Ruh-roh!”

G: “THAT’S what I’m talkin’ BOUT. Take ‘em down ladies, take ‘em ALL down!”

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Lainey Bobainey IS The Stepford Lainey


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Celery, PopeJenn, Anna Von Beaverplatz, and Mrs. Admin as Drew Barrymore (!) ARE Bad Girls


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Lizzie Borden IS Cleopatra


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Nimue IS The Legend of Billie Jean


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MelBivDevoe IS Rachael


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Skitz and Wendel ARE 007.5 (and they utterly rule for making this poster happen!)



Replica is hoping you’re as right chuffed about the whole thing as she is. Keep clicking - each click raises more funds! She urges you to check back because she is going to show you something that’s gonna haunt your dreams forevermore. Oh yes. You don’t even KNOW.


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Comments

These all rule. And Skitz's....oh I'm so very glad he didn't hold back on the Wendel.

Posted by: s. pisaster at November 18, 2009 1:36 PM

Drew Barrymore! You made my wife Drew Barrymore! What the fuck Rep! We've had Pajiba love connections but are you really going for the first Pajivorce!

Great, now I've had a fucking coronary.

Posted by: admin at November 18, 2009 1:36 PM

BADASS.

BADASS ON ALL YOUR HOUSES.

Posted by: boo at November 18, 2009 1:37 PM

HA HA HA HA HA!!! Skitz's is the SHIT.

Posted by: Julie at November 18, 2009 1:38 PM

Seeing Mrs. admin as Drew Barrymore has made my entire week, month, year! It's like Christmas in my pants!

Haaa, SUCK IT, admin!

Posted by: Lainey at November 18, 2009 1:38 PM

I LOVE these posters! And Skittium's contribution is most welcome and hi-larious.

Posted by: tamatha at November 18, 2009 1:39 PM

Oh sweet baby Jeebus... I am crying over here!

Posted by: Kelly at November 18, 2009 1:39 PM

I always assumed Wendel was the smoker.

Posted by: Sofía at November 18, 2009 1:40 PM

Ah, I love Skitz more than I ever have for this poster! It brought a tear to my eye.

admin, think of it this way. She turned Drew Barrymore into something way hot and sexy. Better now?

Posted by: Blonde Savant at November 18, 2009 1:41 PM

I'm in love with Skitz.

There, I said it.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at November 18, 2009 1:41 PM

Wait... Mrs. Admin is Drew Barrymore? Does that mean admin is the Mac guy?

Posted by: Kelly at November 18, 2009 1:42 PM

Skitty Max 007.5 made me snort tea out my nose.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 18, 2009 1:42 PM

Cause I'd totally hit him in the nads with a dodgeball if he is.

(I throw dodgeballs because I care Admin, because I care!)

Posted by: Kelly at November 18, 2009 1:43 PM

Whoa! I hadn't seen Lizzie's! That is badass! How many times can I say THESE ARE SO AWESOME? Not enough. These kick ass. And Skitz' cracked me the hell up.

Posted by: figgy at November 18, 2009 1:43 PM

Lizzie!! Oh my GOD that is awesome.

And Lainey and Bad Girls and Nimue . . . you are all rocking my world.

Skitz, you kill me. I am so filled with love right now for the entire world.

This is one of the best projects EVER.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at November 18, 2009 1:43 PM

And Nimue looks HAWT.

Posted by: figgy at November 18, 2009 1:44 PM

Replica just dropped a metric fuck-ton of lovely.

I really should have called in sick today.

But I never do that.

Posted by: Stacy D at November 18, 2009 1:49 PM

This rules.

Posted by: Sean at November 18, 2009 1:50 PM

Well, you're going to have to fight me over him, Shadows, because I, too, suddenly find myself rather attracted to the Skitz. The poster yanked me from slightly grossed out to, "Rowr, let's play Hide the Turkey Claw," in no time flat.

Posted by: Kolby at November 18, 2009 1:50 PM

I love these so much! I would pay cash money to have my own Stepford Lainey.

I what to nail Skitz's poster... to my wall.

Posted by: jM at November 18, 2009 1:50 PM

These are amazing! Rep - YOU'RE amazing!

And I just snorfed pot roast up my nose reading the bottom of Skitz's poster. Dude, one day I will be rich and I will hire you to follow me around and amuse me all day. (No worries, there's plenty of room in my carhole for you and your pet alpaca!)

Posted by: Lainey at November 18, 2009 1:50 PM

Every dude has a little man in his pants. How do you expect to resist a man with a little man in his pants AND a little man attached to his side? In a suit, no less.

Posted by: Sofía at November 18, 2009 1:52 PM

Lizzie as Cleopatra was great, but Skitz totally wrecked my shit.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 18, 2009 1:52 PM

I may be out of the loop, but I'm really curious where these came from and if replica made them all. Enlighten me o glorious congregation!

Posted by: The_wakeful at November 18, 2009 1:53 PM

Nimue Jean is invincible.

Posted by: Quorren at November 18, 2009 1:54 PM

Shadows....can we take turns showing him the love?

Posted by: PissBoy at November 18, 2009 1:56 PM

I am seriously getting no work done today. Also, i printed my poster and put it up in my office. Tee hee.

Posted by: Nimue at November 18, 2009 1:56 PM

Man, Skittums and Wendel just blew me the fuck away.

I love mine. Look at my BOOBS, y'all. Richard and Rex are all "Fuck yeah, Lizzie."

Rep, you are so my new favorite Pajibette. (Sorry, Julie!)

Posted by: lizzieborden at November 18, 2009 1:56 PM

Is that really Lainey?

Posted by: Jay at November 18, 2009 1:57 PM

I think they're all awesome in their own right. Replica did an amazing job!

Posted by: Sofía at November 18, 2009 1:58 PM

Shouldn't Skitz's poster be the film Gladiator... it does rock though that poster.

Posted by: jim of the lower case at November 18, 2009 1:59 PM

These are amazing! I wish I weren't living under a rock for the past month and sent one in for me and mr. stardust.

Posted by: stardust at November 18, 2009 2:01 PM

I think Skittums is about to learn the art of butthole pleasures.

Posted by: Julie at November 18, 2009 2:03 PM

Kolby and PissBoy...we're gonna have to figure out a schedule to share him between the three of us before Lainey hogs him all to herself.

Rowr, let's play Hide the Turkey Claw

This made me laugh.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at November 18, 2009 2:05 PM

Don't listen to these others Skitz, their love for you is fleeting and momentary. They know naught of true devotion. Would they bring flowers to fancy up your car-hole? Would they cradle Wendel and stroke his face? Would they help you flick lit cigarettes at Conrad? I think not! They will just use you and leave you. But not me, Skitz. I care.

Posted by: Blonde Savant at November 18, 2009 2:09 PM

Gorgeous and brilliant. How come y'all are so hot? I might be tempted to commence hatin' other women for being hotter than me, but that would be against the spirit of Paheeba Day. That's why Paheeba Day is so cool.

Also, super perfect Skitz poster!

Posted by: MM at November 18, 2009 2:10 PM

I'm just in awe.

Skitty Max, how can we adore you more you circus freak?

Posted by: Cindy at November 18, 2009 2:10 PM

HAHA ON YOU ADMIN! She's SO pretty as DREW BARRYMORE, am I right people?

p.s. What you've done, Admin...there is no undo! I'm STILL shaking!

Posted by: replica at November 18, 2009 2:14 PM

Ok first of all, it's not HOGGING if you're paying for it! I was the first to offer cash money for the pleasure of his (their?) company.

Second, yes, Jay, it's me. You probably haven't seen any pictures of me where I'm not smiling. I think you can see why. It's not pretty.

Posted by: Lainey at November 18, 2009 2:15 PM

the_wakeful: to the best of my knowledge it all started as a revival of the Pajiba Calendar idea on the Pajiba facebook page. DeistBrawler started it up again, suggesting people insert themselves into movie posters. And it took off from there. I'm pretty sure they were all made by the Most Awesome replica (except for Skitz's) from photos and posters people sent her. She is a veritable Golden Goddess.

Posted by: figgy at November 18, 2009 2:15 PM

OK, I already knew that Lainey, and the Bad Girls, and MelBiv, and Nimue looked super hot, but DAMN, Lizzie! DAMN!

DAMN.

Also, Skitz looks super hot too, but DAMN, Wendel! DAMN!

D.A.M.N.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at November 18, 2009 2:24 PM

All you women are prettier than me!

AND younger! I hate y'all!

*stamps foot*

*clicks some more ads*

Posted by: Jerce at November 18, 2009 2:27 PM

Drew Barrymore! You made my wife Drew Barrymore! What the fuck Rep! We've had Pajiba love connections but are you really going for the first Pajivorce!

Bwhaahahahah!! That's fucking awesome! Does that mean that the admin poster will be of Tom Greene???
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

But on a seriouser note, fuckin' A job Replica!

Posted by: Xtreme at November 18, 2009 2:28 PM

Nicely done, Replica! These are incredible! You'd never know Cleopatra and The Stepford Lainey were redone. Mr. S says he's scared to see the one with admin, but he keeps moving his hands around in his pockets, so I think he's more excited than anything.

Nice work everyone! What a cool idea!

Posted by: Sally Merriweather at November 18, 2009 2:32 PM

Fucking GENIUS!!

I love you guys.

Posted by: tarn at November 18, 2009 2:36 PM

I love you guys. All of you guys. But especially Skitz.
And some extra love points to Admin the Mac Guy for his douchey hair and sweaters.

Posted by: esme at November 18, 2009 2:39 PM

You all rule my life.

Posted by: Nicole at November 18, 2009 2:43 PM

These are so awesome, guys. I am so excited for the next ones!

I think my favorite out of these is Lainey's.

Posted by: Snath at November 18, 2009 3:02 PM

Skitz is great, but Minimus has liquor.

Posted by: admin at November 18, 2009 4:27 PM

The credits on Skitz's poster are killing me. Fucking AWESOME.

And there's more to come! Woohoo!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 18, 2009 4:46 PM

Having not seen the original Stepford Wives poster before, the copy at the top is damn dramatic.

Simply can not wait for the next round!

Posted by: Chad at November 18, 2009 5:05 PM

...what's the next round? Full movie trailers?!

Posted by: Daniel Hall at November 18, 2009 5:09 PM

Good question Daniel - maybe hh will come charging on after his high from the Wire quotes success and do a feature film?

Well Done by the way hh! You're making the pajiban freelance crafts society look good!

Posted by: replica at November 18, 2009 5:17 PM

Rep - you are a genius!

Pajibettes - You ladies are the HAWTest!

This has been the best part of my day. Thank you.

Now, I'm off to read the other Paheeba Day posts!

Posted by: Eyvi at November 18, 2009 5:44 PM

You know, after thinking about it, I'm ok with Mrs. Admin taking Barrywhore's place. I think it's just her way of telling me what she wants me to call her during "you've been a bad girl" time.

Posted by: admin at November 18, 2009 6:10 PM

So yummy, I want to hang them all up in my dorm room. First, gotta get a dorm room.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at November 18, 2009 6:40 PM

Lizzie! That is glorious! The poster *and* the bosom!

Posted by: meaux at November 18, 2009 7:36 PM

Conrad made it onto the poster? Does he die in the movie?

Posted by: Dexter Morgan at November 19, 2009 10:53 PM





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