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PaEHba Day | November 3, 2008 | Comments (63)


As part of Paheeba Day, my fellow Pajibettes and I decided to compile a list that would serve a two-fold purpose. First, it would give our readers a glimpse into what made us Pajibettes the kickass, fiercely fantastic women we are today. Second, and perhaps most importantly, it would work as an addition to the brilliant “Films for Lil’ Pajiba” guide Grandmaster Rowles gave us last year, by giving our readers a few movies that work not just as films for children, but as films for young girls. These are films no young Pajibette can grow up without watching. They all feature strong, proud, independent female characters who think for themselves and refuse to take crap from anyone. They have dreams that go beyond finding the perfect man or buying the perfect pair of shoes. They don’t let the world around them change them—rather, they change their world.

These are films that make us proud to be women. These are not perfect women, but neither are we. And in a world where every Hollywood film geared towards the female population seems to proclaim that you are nobody without the trendiest accessories or aspirations to a job in the fashion industry, these films remind us that there is more than one way for a young girl to grow up into a woman of substance.

Enjoy.

The Sound of Music (1965): The Sound of Music is my mother’s favorite film. My earliest movie memory comes from watching it early on a weekend morning, all wrapped up in the covers and staring wide eyed at the pretty colors and smiling at everything while my mother sang along and pointed out her favorite scenes. I remember being thrilled that the main character shared my name, being terrified by the Nazis and enchanted by the landscapes. As I grew up, this movie remained a staple at our house and while my brothers turned away in disdain at the “girlyness” of it, I remember eating it up every single time. It became such an intrinsic part of my childhood that I can’t imagine growing up without it. Every time I felt afraid of something new, I would hum “I Have Confidence.”

Every time I was sad, I remembered “My Favorite Things.” Every time someone was confounded by me, I remembered “Maria.” I want “Something Good” to be my wedding song. I know that if I ever have a daughter, I want her to watch this movie and love it as much as I do. Yes, it’s light and fluffy in parts, but unless you have a heart of stone you will leave this movie happy. I dare you not to. —Figgy

Spirited Away [Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi] (2001): Spirited Away is a thing of beauty. Hayao Miyazaki’s story of young Chihiro’s voyage into the spirit world is one of the most beautiful animated films I have ever seen. The film follows a young, plucky little Japanese girl as she is thrown into a completely unfamiliar world of spirits and fantasy where she has to learn how to survive by her own means; while desperately seeking a way to rescue her parents. She is terrified at every turn, but what makes Chihiro so special is that she never lets her fear of the unfamiliar stop her — she clenches her small fists and overcomes some terrifying obstacles, armed with nothing but her courage and her desire to do what she thinks is right. The message is wrapped up in some of the most gorgeous animation you will ever see (the scene where the spirit-crowded train goes through the flooded plain seems plucked right out of a dream), a world crowded with fascinating characters and places, hauntingly beautiful music, and a great sense of humor. And trust me, it’s a hell of a good break from the Disney army of princesses and adorable animals. —Figgy

Note: While I prefer to watch the un-dubbed, subtitled version of this film, the English dub is flawlessly done and will definitely make it more accessible for young children.

Anne of Green Gables (1985): Based on the 1908 novel by Lucy Maud Montgomery, this CBC television movie has been seen and loved by probably every young Canadian girl under the age of 35. It tells the story of an 11-year-old orphan named Anne Shirley (Megan Follows) who is adopted by an elderly brother and sister in the small town of Avonlea, Prince Edward Island. Matthew and Marilla Cuthbert (Richard Farnsworth and Colleen Dewhurst) were surprised to see Anne, as they had requested young boy to help them with farm chores, but the spirited and precocious girl is able to charm them into keeping her at Green Gables.

Anne Shirley is a prime DildOscar candidate-in-training. She is the original kickass fiery redhead (much to her chagrin; she hates her red hair and freckles, and dreams of being a raven-haired beauty like her “bosom buddy,” Diana).

When a popular boy in her class has the audacity to pull her braid, she doesn’t just giggle and bat her eyelashes at him, she cracks her mother-effing slate over his head. In a time when women seldom pursued academics, Anne doesn’t hide her intelligence; instead, she is proudly at the top of the class. Mind you, she is not a perfect young lady, often letting her temper get the better of her, or being led astray by her overactive imagination, oh—and accidentally getting her best friend drunk. However, her kind-hearted nature (supplemented with melodramatic apologies as needed) generally keeps her in the good graces of the townspeople.

Like any young girl, Anne endures loss, heartbreak, indignity, fights over fashion choices, and a horrible hair-dying mishap. For a character that was written a century ago, she is amazingly relatable, and a pretty damned good role model. —meaux

Annie (1982): My “Annie” spoke with a Spaniard accent and she sang “Mañana” instead of “Tomorrow.” My older brothers taped a soccer game over it and I didn’t see it again until a few years ago when I caught it on TV in its original language. For some reason the whole thing seemed ludicrous. In the cynical eyes of a 23 year-old woman the whole story seemed far-fetched. They wrote FDR into the story? And more importantly, FDR had a rollercoaster? Is that Albert Finney playing Mr. Warbucks? Isn’t Warbucks a proper name for Republican candidates? Anyway, I still think Annie is a great film. And yeah, it’s a musical, and it’s cheesy and it brings nothing new to the table. But the orphans broke into song. And Annie has craaaazy curly red hair, and Miss Hannigan bathed in booze, and Punjap saved the day with his turban. You can’t deny a girl the Annie experience, even if when you’re older you think Miss Hannigan was a horny slag and there was definitely something going on between her and her brother Rooster. Don’t question it and just enjoy it. After all, it’s a John Houston film. —Sofia

The Parent Trap (1961): “Let’s get together, yeah yeah yeah!” This one has been one of my favorites since I was very young. Two girls meet each other at camp. They look exactly alike, so they hate each other on sight. Pranks ensue and they’re forced to live together in the time-out cabin. That’s when they figure out that they’re twins, separated at birth by divorcing parents.

More pranks ensue. The girls switch places so they can each meet the parent they didn’t grow up with. They hatch a scheme to get their parents back together. In classic Disney fashion, everything ends happily. What’s not to love about this kind of movie; it’s fun and light and happy. Everyone needs some happy endings growing up, especially when you start figuring out that life is not one big happy ending. Not only that, but girls need family movies, and movies that can be watched with family. This is probably one that your mom grew up watching as well, and probably doesn’t hate. And yes, Lindsey Lohan owes her entire career to the existence of this film, because she got her start in the remake of it. Watch this one instead; Hayley Mills is way cooler. You can also watch her in the terrible sequels they made in the 80s! They’ve got triplets! —lizzieborden


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Comments

Thank you for having AnnE in there. I was ready to break my slate on your head if she wasn't.

...and its bosom FRIEND. She is not Tom Hanks. haha ;)

Posted by: anon. at November 3, 2008 1:45 PM

Hah, I love that I've not only seen all of these movies a million times, but I also own all but Spirited Away.

I still cry when Matthew dies. And when my son got scarlet fever, all I could think about was Gilbert.

Have they made an Emily of New Moon movie?

Posted by: Alexandra at November 3, 2008 1:46 PM

"...First, it would give our readers a glimpse into what made us Pajibettes the kickass, fiercely fantastic women we are today..."

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Wow! Who wrote this, Prisca? I've never read a more, ass kissatory, discriminatory, anti-male, reverse misogynist paragraph in my life.

Good-bye

Call me when you they take your braces off Paheeva.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 3, 2008 1:54 PM

Re-reading this list makes me realize how much I'm looking forward to having my very first niece. I have 6 nephews so far, and if I ever asked them to watch "The Sound of Music" with me they'd most likely pee on my legs. They'd totally do that.

Please, niece. Come to this Earth with an urge to watch girly flicks. December 8th can't get here soon enough.

Oh, and I can't get over how adorable the picture of this post is.

Posted by: Sofía at November 3, 2008 1:54 PM

Oh, Godtopussy, no, ladies. I can't get behind this one. Annie and Sound of Music are the top 2 on my No-Fly list of movies. If they are on, I will find ANYTHING else to be doing - I would rather snake the storm drain than watch either of those movies ever again.

Green Gables I can totally support - feisty, sweet but not saccharine - good stuff. As for the rest, I'd supplant The Secret Garden (BBC or American release versions) - Mary Lennox is a GREAT young girl's character. She's entirely unlikeable, totally spoiled, and learns the hard way what is important in life by butting heads with her even more spoiled, invalid cousin. British and delicious. And no insipid soundtrack in sight.

Posted by: Tammy at November 3, 2008 1:56 PM

I would humbly add:

Aunt Mame (Rosalind Russell)

His Girl Friday (Cary Grant, Rosalind Russell)

Gypsy (Rosalind Russell)

Anything with Rosalind Russell

National Velvet (Elizabeth Taylor)

The Littlest Rebel and Little Miss Marker (Shirley Temple. She's cute and perky, but an independent fireball nevertheless).

Pippy Longstocking series(?)

Thin Man series (Myrna Loy, William Powell)

My two boys loved all of the above. I can't imagine a girl liking them any less.

Posted by: Duane at November 3, 2008 2:00 PM

if I ever asked them to watch "The Sound of Music" with me they'd most likely pee on my legs.

Eww, Sofia. Ew.

Posted by: Marra at November 3, 2008 2:01 PM

Jesus CHRIST my bra is, KILLING. ME!

I'm gonna take it off and let the girls out...

Posted by: Barbara Slim at November 3, 2008 2:01 PM

I can't see the picture, Sofi. Is something wrong w/ my browser or are other people having the same problem?

PS: Bye, Slim. You have a good day, ok?

Posted by: Lainey at November 3, 2008 2:02 PM

Oops, Anon, you're absolutely right. I feel as though we might be kindred spirits! (or is it ghosts?) *heehee*

Alexandra, I think there was a short-lived CBC TV series of Emily of New Moon. Never did watch it, even though I preferred the Emily books to the Anne books. I just re-read the trilogy last year, and cried more than once!

Posted by: meaux at November 3, 2008 2:03 PM

Barbara Slim,

You can't do that unless you sway to some sexaaay music. Besides, who's assisting you? You need another woman who understands the complexities of bras to help you out of it and then rub minty-fresh gel over your suffocated breasts.

Posted by: Sofía at November 3, 2008 2:04 PM

Duane, YES to the Auntie Mame shout-out! I used to watch it with my grandma whenever it was on. I loved that movie! "Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death"!

Posted by: Lainey at November 3, 2008 2:05 PM

I will watch Spirited Away zillions of times and love it, but the fact that women like those other movies makes me wish I was gay so I wouldn't be trapped into having to let them force me to watch it.

Shit, throw me a bone. Make me watch a chick flick, but make sure it has John Cusack in it or something. I'll watch Serendipity again, but for fuck's sake, no Julie Andrews.

Posted by: Bucko at November 3, 2008 2:06 PM

Lainey: I can't see the header pic either.

I don't like any of these movies. I am totally a chick and kick-ass but I hate The Sound of Music, Annie and...well, all of them. Except Spirited Away, which I haven't seen.
A movie I remember watching a lot as a young girl? The Color Purple. I'm not sure what that says about me, but when I read this post, I thought of that movie.

Posted by: Dangle McGee at November 3, 2008 2:07 PM

Are there just so few quality female roles in films that y'all will like any film that features a strong female protagonist?

Is that what we're dealing with? Like, the chick version of the reason black people love Hangin' with Mr. Cooper?

Posted by: Bucko at November 3, 2008 2:10 PM

What, no Heidi love?

Posted by: Cindy at November 3, 2008 2:15 PM

What about Alice in Wonderland or Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

Posted by: Bucko at November 3, 2008 2:19 PM

Maybe the picture wasn't uploaded with the rest of the page.

Posted by: Jay at November 3, 2008 2:19 PM

I have to admit, The Parent Trap makes me cry. Because it is so fucking cruel. Who separates their twin daughters? Who won't let their child see her other parent? How are these people not reported to child protective services?

Fucking Parent Trap.

But Anne of Green Gables, that's good stuff.

Posted by: K-Dawg at November 3, 2008 2:21 PM

Dear Paheebettes:

I wish to state that I have nothing but the most profound respect for all of you and your contributions to this site. You are all intelligent strong women who have helped me appriciate how spectacular the woman who let me marry her (she asked me) is.

Having said that, my spectacular woman has given me an ultimatum. She has stated that I am not allowed to continue to read this site until this insurrection is at an end. While I disagree with her orders, she does raise a good point.

She believes that the amount of estrogen exposure that I am receiving may be detrimental to my health and our relationship. Specifically she said, "Your fucking moobs are big enough as is and I don't need your testicles migrating into your developing uterus you pansy! I married a fucking man and I'll be damned if his tits are going to be bigger than mine mother-fucker!"

So until we meet again, farewell good Pajibettes.

P.S. I may try to sneak back once in a no...no honey I didn't mean it. No I don't want to be a girl baby... Please baby no not the wax not the wax I AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Admin11 at November 3, 2008 2:21 PM

I can see the header picture. Shall I add this to the mounting pile of evidence that I am awesome as fucking hell?

Posted by: Sarina at November 3, 2008 2:23 PM

Are you all using a shared Typepad account or something? Something hasn't been sent out to the rest of us.

Posted by: Jay at November 3, 2008 2:28 PM

This post just made me re-realize how severely fucked up all of my childhood movies were.
Pinocchio in Outer Space. There was a giant space-whale people! This really cracked out animated movie called The Elm Chanted Forest where a painter was kidnapped by mushrooms who disco-danced and sang to torture him. Return to Oz!
Actually, Dorothy was pretty bad ass. The Wizard of Oz is sort of like Sprited Away, if you squint and tilt your head to the left...

Posted by: Blonde Savant at November 3, 2008 2:28 PM

Yay for Anne! I've loved AoGG since 6th grade, and always thought Jonathan Crombie (Gilbert) was so dreamy *sigh, flutter* fyi for those of you interested he has gotten even better-looking with age *ahem*

Annie was another one I could watch over and over. NO ONE can touch Carol Burnett as Miss Hannigan.

Posted by: momgeek at November 3, 2008 2:33 PM

"Are you all using a shared Typepad account or something?"

No. You know perfectly well I don't believe in sharing, Jay.

Seriously though, there wasn't, like, a vaginas-in-the-know picture swap over the weekend or anything. I never saw the header image until today, and didn't even know what it was going to be, and I can still see it.

Clearly, it's because I'm better and am obviously filled with magic. I could probably undo your belt with my mind. I win!

Posted by: Sarina at November 3, 2008 2:35 PM

Sheesh. Speaking as a single father of a 12 year-old girl, there is very little in the way of awesome girl characters out there. So far the only adult female my daughter has confessed to liking is Tina Fey on 30 Rock

Other than that, she mostly watches reruns of Invader Zim.

Posted by: imk at November 3, 2008 2:38 PM

I can see the picture now. Sarina, did you do that with your brain? If so, thanks, you're a peach!

Posted by: Lainey at November 3, 2008 2:44 PM

Meaux, I re-read the Emily series last year too, and if you don't cry when she burns her stories so that Aunt Elizabeth can't read them, you don't have a heart.

I'm going to try to find the Emily miniseries. Even if it threatens suck, I'll try it out, if only for nostalgia's sake.

Posted by: Alexandra at November 3, 2008 2:46 PM

"Sarina, did you do that with your brain?"

Uhh... maybe by accident, I guess I could have. What I've actually been doing for about the last half hour is fighting with Simon to get off my mattress so I can put on new sheets, but every time I shove him off he just jumps back on and hunkers down and stares at me, terribly pleased with himself. Jackass.

Posted by: Sarina at November 3, 2008 2:51 PM

i think anne of green gables is the only thing on here i would allow either of my daughters to view in my home. the rest of this annoys the junk outta me.
when i think of movies that i want my kids to experience like i did, i think of addams family, goonies, and little monsters.

Posted by: courtney at November 3, 2008 2:51 PM

I second the Return to Oz love. I watched that movie about once a week for 5 years. Scared the crap outta me when little Dorothy suddenly turned into a scary witch in The Craft. Then I just thought she was even more awesome.

Posted by: Alexandra at November 3, 2008 2:52 PM

My daughter has watched Spirited Away about a kazillion times since she was five or six years old. In fact, once the DVD fell down behind a bookcase, and I bought her another copy within the week. Before the ex became the ex, he could never understand how we'd watch it over and over again, or to a lesser extent, Princess Mononoke and Howl's Moving Castle (which we just watched again, at the kid's request, on Saturday afternoon).

Just like kids' books, good kid movies separate from bad kid movies over character more than anything else. Children get, at an early age, that simple black-and-white characters are fake. Good people can do bad things -- and isn't that reassuring, since children are learning more from their "mistakes" than from blind obedience?

Posted by: Wednesday at November 3, 2008 2:59 PM

I could probably undo your belt with my mind.

Well the Dickies belt, which I'd had in the back of a drawer and had to reintegrate after the current belt got too shoddy to be seen with a tucked shirt, is pretty wide and stiff so it doesn't go in and out very easily. It's also a little longer than I need, which is why I hadn't used it for so long.

What?

Posted by: Jay at November 3, 2008 3:02 PM

Love Annie. Wanted to *be* Annie. (Sorry, mom.) I also totally agree with your choice of Spirited Away---It's a fantastic, imaginative, disturbing, and empowering movie. Really great stuff.

I'm also totally in love with Whale Rider. I can't wait until my daughter is old enough to watch it with me.

Posted by: Trampstar at November 3, 2008 3:09 PM

Jay, you are a filthy cad. Does your library have those little study rooms? I think it takes about two and a half hours to fly to Atlanta from here. I'll meet you in one of those little rooms in two hours and forty-five minutes. You won't need to bring your belt. Or your trousers.

Posted by: Sarina at November 3, 2008 3:09 PM

That was beautiful Jay.

Posted by: Julie at November 3, 2008 3:11 PM

I must admit that, even as an adult, I absolutely loved "Whale Rider." Speech at the end about her grandfather? C'mon - who didn't cry just a little bit?

Posted by: samantha t at November 3, 2008 3:23 PM

Hey, I'm just speakin the truth, ya know?


About my belt anyway.

But, ummm.....I'm an excellent conversationalist, I love cuddling and uh....I can make pretty good omelettes!

........................

*runs away*

Posted by: Jay at November 3, 2008 3:24 PM

Anne of Green Gables! Sound of Music! These are movies I rediscovered in high school and have watched regularly ever since. These girls have chutzpa--definitely great examples.

Posted by: kelsy at November 3, 2008 3:29 PM

I'm sorry, but I'm a sucker for Disney's Snow White. It was the first full length cartoon and it's still the best. Snow White wasn't waiting for a Prince to save her (even if that's what she sang about). She got screwed by life, and made the best of it and died doing it. I love the fact that all the coloration in the movie was done by women. Men may have drawn the characters, but women gave them life.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 3, 2008 3:30 PM

Figgy, you are my favorite today. Spirited Away is amazing. Sweeter and more moving than all the films of Abagail Breslin combined.

Posted by: phquaryn at November 3, 2008 3:34 PM

When i saw little princess, i love it, even thou i was a little grown up when it came out..i think is one of those movies every little girl should see, i like the part about how every Every girl everwhere is a princess (my mother still to this day, says that to us and i am over 30)

Posted by: NDR at November 3, 2008 4:09 PM

"NO ONE can touch Carol Burnett as Miss Hannigan."

Agreed. And if Rooster was her brother, I'll eat my hat.

Posted by: Farfalina at November 3, 2008 4:12 PM

I don't have time to read this fully but after a quick glance through, I say: "Bravo!" My two and a half year old and I already watch "The Sound of Music" together and she loves the music. She often tells me, "Mommy, I want to watch violins", her name for the movie as she loves the orchestral music. She also loves the kids and the marionettes.

I can't wait until she is old enough to get and be into the original "The Parent Trap" - still a favorite of mine - and "Anne of Green Gables". I should try "Annie" now as I'm sure she'd get a kick out of all the kids in it.

Another to add to the list is "Pollyanna" with Haley Mills again. A bit saccharine, but good nevertheless. Ahh, memories of childhood come sweeping back.

And I'm sure this has been mentioned, or perhaps was excluded due to criteria that I have not yet read, but "The Iron Giant" is another terrific one I'm looking forward to watching with her (while crying like a baby).

Posted by: prairiegirl at November 3, 2008 4:13 PM

Hehe, thanks phquaryn! I really had to think hard and slog through piles and piles of possible titles to include in this list. It was really fucking hard, but I ended up choosing the movie that I remember loving the most as a kid (Sound of Music) and the one I think every new generation girl should watch (Spirited Away). We wanted movies with young women as the lead characters, and when you think about it the number of GOOD movies that fit that description isn't very long, unfortunately.

There's a bajillion other movies I'd include in this list, but we were only allowed two per person and anyway, that's what the comments section is for! So I love that there's people disagreeing and adding their own movies, because this is what makes for a good guide, I think.

Some others I would have? A Little Princess and Sleeping Beauty would be the top 2.

Posted by: figgy at November 3, 2008 4:19 PM

I wanna marry Gilbert Blythe when I grow up!

Posted by: Tbone at November 3, 2008 4:29 PM

I want to know what ever happened to the actor who played Gilbert Blythe. I want to tell him how many of us girls he ushered into puberty :-)

Posted by: scorzi at November 3, 2008 4:43 PM

An innocent question for the uberdammen if I may - is cloying, saccharine, diabetes-inducing sweetness a necessary component of a good chick flick with a strong female character? I loved AoGG (so what?) but hate Annie and Pollyanna especially with the ire of a hot feminist trapped in a frat house on keg night. Should the lady and I ever have a daughter, what can I show her that won't make me want to gauge my eyes out and shove an ice pick through my eardrums? Most of Disney's out, Sound of Music is riding the fence, and I think Serenity might be a bit much to throw at a youngster.

Posted by: lordhelmet at November 3, 2008 5:10 PM

I can't believe I missed punani-day on my beloved Pajiba. Because I'm more of a 'beatings, boobies and helicopters' kind of girl when it comes to movies, the above mentioned pictures never managed to rock my pink little world. I loved "Ben Hur" as a little girl though. It had ponies as well as elaborate dismemberment!

Posted by: Pants at November 3, 2008 5:51 PM

Oh, thought of another one! This one more recent -- Bridge to Terabithia. I'm not a big crier at movies type of girl, and a good friend of mine cries at sad commercials. I was the only one who'd read the book as a kid, and I knew what was coming and was bawling 3/4 of the way through the movie. Still, it has a kickass girl character.

Posted by: Wednesday at November 3, 2008 6:02 PM

Some others I would have? A Little Princess and Sleeping Beauty would be the top 2.

Amen. I prefer the movie of A Little Princess far more than the book. That shit's depressing.

Posted by: Lucie at November 3, 2008 6:20 PM

Ooh! I finally thought of a girly one. Mathilda! Nowhere near as good as the book but still...

(Maybe I should've nominated her for a Dilsoscar)

Posted by: Pants at November 3, 2008 6:27 PM

FOR SHAME!!!

You can't have a list of gutsy-yet-accessible girl/woman heroines without Jean Louise Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird! Where are your heads, women?

Posted by: Wigwam at November 3, 2008 6:41 PM

Oooh, Wigwam, I could kick myself for forgetting Scout! It's only one of my favorite movies ever. Cood call!

Posted by: Lainey at November 3, 2008 6:52 PM

What do you guys think of Mulan? I always thought she was a welcome departure from the usual crop of Disney princesses, and would encourage any girl to watch that movie.

Posted by: figgy at November 3, 2008 6:56 PM

Yea, this list is pretty good. I love a lot of the movies on here... but, as mentioned in a few of the comments already, I'm a little bummed The Little Princess didn't make it onto the list.

That movie makes me cry every single time. Seriously, Sara (the main character) is beyond kick ass. I love that she knows French and isn't afraid to tell her teacher that she's damn good at it. I love that she's the only one that doesn't care that Becky is black. I love that she always, always, always tells stories, even when (and especially when) things get bad. I love that she never loses hope. She's strong and independent and knows how to run from the cops; what more could you possibly want from a female lead? Also, her every girl's a princess speech gets me every time.

But beside the fact that Sara is kick ass, The Little Princess is an amazing tale about the magic that comes from hope.

I'm getting choked up now. *Sniffles* May have to watch it...

Posted by: Kayanne at November 3, 2008 9:13 PM

Wow, I have seen all these and agree about all of them. I don't have kids, so I don't watch many children's movies, but these would definitely be in my list of movies to show them if I did.

I loved the [i]Emily of New Moon[/i] books even more than AoGG. I wish there were a good film adaptation, although that might be difficult to do. I saw an episode of the TV version when I was in Canada, and it had nothing to do with the books (and was pretty bad in general).

Posted by: Elfrieda at November 3, 2008 9:56 PM

I am a boy, but I have some wonderful nieces, so this is much appreciated.

A little Sound Of Music humor for y'all that my sister pointed out long ago. In the gazebo scene between Maria and Colonel Von Trapp, check out the lighting just as they kiss. The way the shadows silhouette their faces as they kiss obscures the lines of their noses and makes it look like monkeys making out. You'll swear you're watching Planet Of The Apes: The Romance. I've had more than one person laughing hard once this comparison is pointed out; of course, you might never find the scene poignant again.

Also, I for one welcome our new Pajibette overlords (or overmistresses...overladies...eh, I dunno). Women are so neat. I like it when they let me kiss them.

Posted by: darthCorleone at November 3, 2008 10:56 PM

I love Parent Trap. Both version. But of course the original is 100000000x better.

Posted by: Gabs at November 3, 2008 11:13 PM

Um, Hello? Are you people mad? Why is LABYRINTH not on this list?!

Posted by: ClaireAllison at November 3, 2008 11:55 PM

Ugg, is this another attempt to make feel less feminine for not caring about any of these movies? I get crap from my friends all the time because I've never seen any of them.

Well, ok, I saw Annie. Once, because Carol Burnett was in it and I loved Carol Burnett.

Was I the only little girl who grew up quoting Animal House and the Jerk? Goddammit, my little girls will know everything John Belushi or Steve Martin ever did before they even glimpse anything by Disney!

Posted by: Porkchop at November 4, 2008 12:41 AM

I gotta be honest, I hatehatehate the english dub of Spirited Away. I haven't watched the film with subtitles, maybe I'd like it more that way, but that little girl's voice drove me completely insane.

Posted by: Audiosuede at November 4, 2008 11:36 AM

Annie is the devil. I was in that damn musical three times as a kid and I never want to hear that little girl bitch about her hard knock life ever again.

Posted by: Lucas at November 4, 2008 2:55 PM





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