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No fucking around today. We are here to rock your goddamn faces off.

Invadersmustdie.jpgThe Prodigy: Invaders Must Die
[Take Me To The Hospital/Cooking Vinyl Records]


The Prodigy, masters of big beat techno-punk electro-noise, are back after five years of no full-length releases, and they are back with a vengeance. The controversial, loudmouthed, energetic British trio, consisting of Liam Howlett, Keith Flint, and Maxim Reality once again straddle the line between innovative and repetitive.

I say repetitive because, if you enjoy The Prodigy, you pretty much know what to expect. You’re going to get staccato rhythms, tooth-rattling bass beats, whirrings, snappings, clangings, howling and all manner of other aural bombardments, layered with vocal samples, smatterings of heavily accented vocals. This hasn’t changed much since the release of Music For The Jilted Generation (although 2005’s Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned strayed slightly). Fortunately for me, that formula works quite well, thank you very much.

I say innovative because despite that basic formula, it’s only the basic framework. What The Prodigy creates with that framework is frequently an impressive feat, and Invaders Must Die is no exception. It’s more akin to Fat of the Land, their seminal 1997 record. While there’s no contentious argument-making track like “Smack My Bitch Up” (horrible title, fantastic song), it’s still full of the same aggressive, nasty beats and production that made that and Jilted great. The opening titular track kicks right into high gear, with a militaristic marching beat and high pitched synth noises that are interspersed with the proclamation, “INVADERS MUST DIE!” That trend continues with the snappy “Thunder”, which features Maxim chanting “I hear thunder but there’s no rain / This kind of thunder breaks walls and window pane” over and over. As usual with almost all techno music, you must see the steady beauty in repetition for it to have any value for you, particularly when it comes to lyrics.

They do change the tempo up on the final track, “Stand Up”, drawing on horn samples and a slower tempo for an almost jazzy sound. It’s an oddly fulfilling way to close out the album, almost a reward for those who make it through the sonic smack in the face that the rest of the album is. In any event, Invaders Must Die is, for the most part, exctly what you’d want in a Prodigy album. Fast paced, raucous, fist-pumping badassness with excellent, creative production.
TK

lamb-of-god-wrath-2009.jpgLamb of God: Wrath
[Epic Records]

Ok, quick trivia question: Which of these does not belong?

1. Taylor Swift
2. Lamb of God
3. The Jonas Brothers

If you answered B, you are correct. If you answered A and C, you are even more correct. But you want to know what these all have in common? Top three on the Billboard 200. Yes, that’s right. Lamb of God is currently sandwiched between two signs of the apocalypse, but this is no reason to turn away—in fact, it should give you more reason to want to hear Lamb of God’s latest release, Wrath. Just think: Lamb of God, formerly known as Burn the Priest, is one of two solid albums in the top five (the other being the Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack), and is probably one of the best weapons against the aforementioned inevitable apocalypse, in addition to it being fabulous zombie-killing music. (I swear, when the world ends, it won’t be because of metal heads. It will be because of tweenies. Mark my words. You’ll be thanking your loser second cousin that hordes samurai weaponry and the entire discography of Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax and lives in your aunt’s dark basement, because he will save your ass. The hero of tomorrow, people. Mark it.)

As usual, I procrastinated this assignment as long as possible. So as of Sunday, I still hadn’t heard the album, and with a full day of stoned yoga, college basketball (who’s house? HEELS HOUSE!), and band practice ahead of me, I didn’t think I was going to be able to fit it in. This had me uber stressed out; for one I love to write about music, and for two I didn’t want to let TK down (because we all know how little it takes to make him blow his top, now don’t we Sweatervest? (ed. note: you die next -TK)). Luckily, I had a good 45-minute drive to band practice, and thus time to at least give it an initial listen. I highly recommend this method to anyone interested in this album. Get the album, pull out a map, plan the curviest route you can find (eliminating stoplights wherever possible), get in your car, and drive really fast.

I guess I can appreciate this because I come from a driving culture—when you grow up in the mountains near a tiny mountain metropolis, there is not much to do other than drive around, listen to music, and get stoned. (Rinse. Repeat.)

Okokokokok. OK: So, the album.

HOLY FUCK.

This is some of the cleanest work I have heard from any metal band, and definitely from Lamb of God. I thought their last album, the Grammy-nominated Sacrament, was some of their best work, but this album has edged that bar even higher. To say they are one of the best metal bands currently — especially in the mainstream metal scene — would be a hard statement to refute.

The album starts out with the beautiful, Metallica-esque ballad, “The Passing,” that could elicit the green from any Americana singer-songwriter folk artist. The guitar work from Mark Morton and Willie Alder is freakin’ impeccable, and is an excellent example of how musically intelligent this contemporary metal movement is. Many times, I have been listening to a metal band, and where one person might hear screechy screamy grindy noise, I hear pieces of Stravinsky and his love for the octatonic scale. The album builds quickly from that first song, going headlong into the evilly drummed “In Your Words.” (Here is where, during your drive, you want to be at the top of a good hill. Wait at the top of the hill—regardless of traffic—until the first beats of the first measure hit; then, remove your foot from the brake pedal and slam on the gas. It is ALMOST better than sex.) Chris Adler! What are you on, you crazy, crazy fucker? The man is an INSANE drummer. Hell, the album is worth a listen just to hear his sixty-fourth notes. (And hell, did I hear a hundred twenty-eighth note????? Pa-JEEBUS.)

You know how I mentioned this was some of the cleanest metal work I’ve heard in a while? Clean. Clean screaming, clean squealing, clean drumming—everything is literally SPOT ON. And in spite of Lamb of God being the poster child of the new American metal movement, this album is very accessible to non-metal music fans—which is probably why it debuted at the No. 2 spot on the Billboard 200.

There are so many good moments on this album, and to the seasoned, appreciative listener, it will definitely keep you engaged. In fact, as I listened to the album again on my way home at midnight, UP the twisty ass road this time, it was even better than the first listen. I’m listening to it right now, in fact, and I’m sitting at my desk at my 9to5, doing some light head…well, nodding more than banging…and enjoying the shit out of it again.

If you aren’t into metal but you want to be, check it out. If you aren’t into metal but want to pretend like you know what you are talking about, name-drop it. If you aren’t into metal but want to bang a chick that is, well, sorry buddy: You are shit-outta. We can call that bullshit out miles away. And if you aren’t into metal but want to bang a guy that is, all you have to do is say so.
Boo


thursday.jpgThursday: Common Existence
[Epitaph Records]

Thursday has been around for a while now. The New Jersey post-hardcore band started out when they were mere teenagers, playing their first show at the tender age of 19 (sorry, Christian). 10+ years and five albums later, they’ve certainly evolved and matured. Their roots are undeniably emo, their sound at times painfully earnest. But they continue to rock and roll with reckless abandon, and their themes of loss, love, social activism and a better tomorrow, while at times seem a bit… much, come from an honest place. Of course, what helps is that they’re also damn talented.

Common Existence is easily one of their best albums, on par with my personal favorite, War All The Time. They continue to mix it up, with their songs incorporating numerous time changes and tempo swings. Vocally, Geoff Rickly switches easily between melodic singing, the occasional sotto voce spoken verse, and throat-scraping screams. It all flows smoothly, weaving around a solid rhythm section. It’s a can be a cacophonous crowd up there with Thursday — a six-person outfit with two guitarists, a keyboard, drummer, bass and singer, with hardcore aspirations can create a hell of a lot of noise. Beautiful, intricate noise, but noise nonetheless.

But noise isn’t all there is to Thursday, and in fact the hardcore label isn’t really fitting. Somewhere between the limp sound of bands like Saves The Day and the brutal assault of Warship is where they lie. There’s something for everyone here. “Beyond The Visible Spectrum” is an almost gentle piece — it takes a mellifluous road before it kicks into a sped up rock and roll chorus. Rickly’s vocal skills are on full display, with none of his screaming, and instead a multi-layered performance of heartfelt singing and soft crooning. It’s a sweet, hopelessly optimistic song, with “Everyone we love / Everyone you love surrounds you” as the refrain, almost incongruous with some of their more percussion and scream heavy efforts.

But then, this isn’t War All The Time. This is, in some ways, a gentler effort. “Love Has Led Us Astray” is another softer side of Thursday — subtle strumming, whisper-like singing, with a complicated bit of drumwork making up the background. But though I expected an explosion to take place somewhere in the song… it just never happened. It really was just a different kind of song altogether. That isn’t to say that they’ve lost their ability to kick it up a notch. The opener for the album, “Resuscitation of a Dead Man” starts off fast and heavy and doesn’t slow down, and Rickly’s full vocal array is on display. “Subway Funeral” features that signature cry, a fast-paced piece that abruptly halts at the 2:30 mark to switch to steady strumming and a lone voice calling out, and then blasts back to life with a wall of guitar noise powering it, Sonic Youth-style. Rickly picks up steam as he calls out “It’s a silver thread hanging from the hem of heaven / And you’re tied to other end / A needle that’s been buried in the hay / But I’ll find you, I’ll find you,” with that last “you” screamed out with everything he’s got.

If you want to watch a band evolve, go through their catalogue album by album. This isn’t to say they’ve gotten better with each album — just different. With Common Existence as the fifth full-length album in their repertoire, Thursday may have created their most accessible album — and by simple accident, one of their best as well.
TK









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Comments

Fat of the Land was the first time I had ever heard what I called "techno" music. It was released the same year my dad died, (which was twelve years ago this last Monday, actually), and it absolutely rocked my world when I listened to it. It single-handedly spawned a fierce love of electronica in me, something that continues up to this very second, as I'm listening to one of my trance mix albums.

I am so excited for the Prodigy's new album, I can't even explain it. It could be like being born all over again.

Posted by: Snath at March 11, 2009 12:13 PM

Snath, if you aren't listening to Amon Tobin, you best ought be.

Posted by: twig at March 11, 2009 12:53 PM

True dat about Amon Tobin. Though I'd recommend avoiding "Foley Room".

Posted by: Groundloop at March 11, 2009 1:48 PM

Really? Foley Room took me a little longer to get into, but some of the tracks really grew on me. And even if, say, 'Kitchen Sink' doesn't have the same dynamic power as some of his other stuff, it's still really interesting to listen to.

Posted by: twig at March 11, 2009 2:00 PM

Wow. You may have just found a tiny window to get me into metal. Usually I'm entirely against it but I found that I too was doing some light head nodding when listening to this. Almost head-banging. I had to control myself.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 11, 2009 2:40 PM

But I must repeat that TK needs to end the song "I Love College" by Asher Roth, END IT. I know it's going to be everywhere. And it's really so terrible. If I'm at a party and this starts up I'm going to hurt someone. It's just so bad and it's just the kind of song that spreads like herpes. Which is to say spread by slutty girls.
And when those slutty girls play this, I'm going to look like an ass for completely over-reacting and murdering someone.


Optimus, I fear you overestimate my powers. That said, I went out and tracked down the song in question (I don't listen to the radio much, so I'd never heard it before) since you won't shut the fuck up about it, and gave it a listen. It's an abomination in the eyes of Godtopus. If I could, I'd have this "Asher Roth" shot, stabbed, drowned, violated, and drawn and quartered. It's a fucking nightmare. Unfortunately, I remember some of the dumbass parties I went to in college, and I can see why it would probably be a hit. My advice? Graduate, and quickly. -TK

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 11, 2009 2:44 PM

Did Optimus just say he might be the tiniest bit interested in metal???

Be still mah heart.

Posted by: boo at March 11, 2009 3:10 PM

I know - gets you hot, doesn't it Boo.

Posted by: TK at March 11, 2009 3:11 PM

Like Satan's anus.

Posted by: boo at March 11, 2009 3:13 PM

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Posted by: linda at March 11, 2009 3:55 PM

I only know Amon Tobin from his soundtrack work, actually, so I definitely feel remiss. I will have to check him out.

Posted by: Snath at March 11, 2009 4:04 PM

You've planted a tiny metal seed in my bosom, Boo.
TK, I needed to rant somewhere and I'm afraid if I start bitching about it to people they'll just start listening to it.
It's devastatingly bland. I could've wrote this song.
He rhymes beer pong with Iverson.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 11, 2009 4:18 PM

I just read the lyrics, and they make me angry. How many people are going to think this is perfectly okay, and it's exactly what college is all the time.

And what the fuck?! "When it comes to condoms, put two on"??!?!?!

YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING WANKER, DO YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT THAT MAKES THE FRICTION BETWEEN THEM GREATER, INCREASING THE RISK OF THEM BOTH BREAKING, YOU IGNORANT SACK OF SHIT?

How many kids are going to get an STD or get pregnant because of one stupid-ass motherfucker?

Posted by: Snath at March 11, 2009 4:32 PM

Oh Snath. How I love righteous outrage.

But if these kids are taking their birth control advice from a fucking song (excuse the pun), then they were already lost.

Save the ones you can! Buy the Lamb of God album for your little cousins, nieces, nephews, children, and their friends. SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!

Posted by: boo at March 11, 2009 4:42 PM

Well, It is what college is like. I don't debate that. But you're so right about the condom line. I almost forgot it was in there since I was already almost comatose by then. Yeah the whole thing is really a joke.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 11, 2009 5:10 PM

Not my college experience. Mine involved about twelve hours of EverQuest every day, punctuated by episodes of anime and trips to the cafeteria. But I mean, wasn't everyone's?

Posted by: Snath at March 11, 2009 7:20 PM

"Invaders Must Die" is a fantastic album, but you still cant go past "Experience" which is still their best.

Posted by: returnofthesmith at March 11, 2009 7:45 PM

Jeebus Optimus, you infected me.

This from his wiki entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asher_Roth

“Roth's lyrics characteristically center around what has been called "middle-class minutiae."[3] Like many hip hop songs, Roth's song "I Love College" is about partying with alcohol and marijuana, but includes innocuous lyrics such as "I can get pizza a dollar a slice" that have been identified as "far from threatening".[3]”

No shit.

I see he also credits Eminem as “opening doors”. Presumably without Eminem’s bold advances, the white rapper’s longstanding struggle for recognition and equality would have continued to this day.

Forget Eminem, Roth should credit Vanilla Ice.

Posted by: Dave Shepherd at March 11, 2009 10:24 PM

*SIGH* I'm going to be the douchebag of the comments today. I really don't like any of these bands. BUT I RESPECT DIVERSITY! *wink*

Posted by: ChristianH at March 12, 2009 12:17 AM

When some tracks of Invaders Must Die leaked somewhere around December 2008, I was all excited. Return to form, no-nonsense, rave-echoing beats. Like the past ten years never happened.

Then I heard Invaders Must Die for real. Major letdown, it had only a faint resemblance to the leaked sampler. The cool effects where drenched and smothered in a blurry production, obnoxious vocals (shut Keith up, for goodness sake), and pointless extensions of drums and beat patterns that were fine as they were. No I don't feel the rage when i hear Dave Grohl's drums on "Wolves", everything that had the promise to make "World's on Fire" an instant banger classic gets strangled as the track stumbles forward. I did like the first clip with Noel Clarke. But I like Noel Clarke no matter what (congrats on yr BAFTA, Noel).

Turns out it the leaks were unofficial remixes by some fanboy amateur-dj who somehow got his hands on some unfinished material. (story here) But it's his handywork I'll rather be putting on to ignite a floor.

I promised myself I wasn't going to restart the decade-old discussion between Americans & Europeans about FOTL (Chez put me firmly in my place then), so I won't. Just saying they're not received that enthousiastically on this side of the Atlantic. Past their prime to the point of embarrassing.

Posted by: Adere at March 12, 2009 4:56 AM

You argued with Chez about Prodigy? I bet that was good on both sides.

To the Malcontent Cave!

Posted by: Snath at March 12, 2009 8:57 AM

It was over in a blink. Obviously he won, but being a real gentle sportsman let me have a tiny swing before crushing me. He stole my heart that day.

Les goûts et les couleurs...

Posted by: Adere at March 12, 2009 11:24 AM


















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