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Real or Fake? Who the F**k Cares? Get Over Yourself

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Music | Comments (94)

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Dear Internet —

Who the fuck cares? Real, fake, bigger, smaller. What matters here is that Christina Hendricks is wearing a bikini, a disturbed clown is drinking whiskey, and Hendricks is straddling a very orange man.


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Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you people? You know, back in my day, we didn’t have a fancy set of intertubes that delivered half naked pictures of beautiful women to our offices and living rooms. If we wanted to see a naked lady, we had to wait until everyone had gone to bed and go to the wrinkled stash that we stole from our mentally deranged shotgun-wielding uncles and hid between our mattresses. Did we complain? Hell no. Did we speculate about a woman’s breast size? Did we ask if they were real or fake? Or if they got away from her as she aged? Hell no. We gawked. And we thanked the heavens for our wonderful bounty.

This is what’s wrong with America. It’s not Sarah Palin or the right-left divide. It’s not the 24-hour news cycle. It’s not the vitriolic political rhetoric. It’s not the lack of a salary cap in major league baseball. It’s not 3D movies or endless sequels and remakes. It’s not even the high-fructose corn syrup in the processed foods we eat.

The problem with America is that, even when we have it good, we can’t fucking help but to complain. You see a gorgeous woman in a bikini straddling an orange guy while a whiskey drinking clowns looks on, and instead of an appropriate response like, “THANK YOU, INTERNET,” you’re all like, “Dude. Did she have a boob job?”

Spoiled fuckers. Get over yourselves, and before you start questioning a woman’s breast size, take a good goddamn look in the mirror and ask yourself this, “Could my life be improved with a whiskey-swilling clown?”

Of course it could. EVERYBODY’S life could. No go sell your complaints to someone who gives a rat’s ass.


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Comments

OMFG! She looks skinnier too!

Posted by: admin at January 14, 2011 8:59 AM

I care, only because I have a horror of the idea that beauty means slicing a woman's chest open, pulling her skin away from her intercostal muscles, forcibly ramming two lumps of plastic into the cavities and then showing her off like a prize-winning poodle when the bruising wears off.

But I realise I am in the minority.

Posted by: embertine at January 14, 2011 9:01 AM

Dude, I started (post high-school) life as a 110 lb. B-cup. Then I started getting a little older, and my boobs started getting larger. And then got even older and I started gaining some weight, and they blew up to ridiculous proportions. I didn't become a double-D until I was in my mid-30s. It's not like breasts don't change in size on their own over the course of a lifetime. They're not, like, hands or something.

It's still not necessarily a boob job, is what I'm saying. And, also, YEAH! Who the hell cares?! Just be happy for breasts! Geezis.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at January 14, 2011 9:09 AM

The second photo is severely lacking in whiskey-clown awesomeness.

Posted by: csb at January 14, 2011 9:09 AM

Scrolling quickly between the first and second pictures, you quickly see how without the clown it makes no sense whatsoever.

That clown really tied the photo together.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 14, 2011 9:10 AM

*raises hand*

Posted by: admin at January 14, 2011 9:12 AM

Fuck the coulrophobes. I'll keep screamin' it 'til I die.

Posted by: Jay at January 14, 2011 9:13 AM

Titties are big sacks of fat. She's about forty pounds thinner in those photos. That weight had to go somewhere. I'm callin' real.

Posted by: Courtney at January 14, 2011 9:23 AM

She's got to be about 40 pounds heavier than that now. 40 pounds = 2 cup sizes at the very least. Boob size fluctuates. It's true!

Posted by: kari at January 14, 2011 9:24 AM

Thank you Dustin for saying what had to be said.

This is why I worship at the temple of Pajiba.

You put in words what I think in thought bubbles.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at January 14, 2011 9:25 AM

Well, yeah - she looked the same on Firefly. People . . . are surprised by these shots? Evidently, people are jealous catty douchebags :-D

Posted by: Lys at January 14, 2011 9:26 AM

Also, Whiskey-Clown's the only one having fun!

Posted by: Jay at January 14, 2011 9:26 AM

"I didn't become a double-D until I was in my mid-30s.
Posted by: Anna von Beav at January 14, 2011 9:09 AM"

I just fell in love with AvB.

Posted by: Spender at January 14, 2011 9:29 AM

Are we sure this isn't a part of Dustin's "fuck with your libido"-series?

Posted by: dugs at January 14, 2011 9:30 AM

What's way more interesting: that dude is Snooki's dad.

Posted by: Dugs at January 14, 2011 9:35 AM

/ weeps softly

This. THIS is why I will follow DUSTIN MEHETABELLE HORTENSE ROWLES THROUGH THE VERY GATES OF HELL ITSELF. NOW, SING, YOU FUCKERS.

For mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord/His truth is marching on

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 14, 2011 9:36 AM

Fuck off Pennywise, and get lost Orange Guy ... you're totally spoiling my view!

Posted by: Murderbot at January 14, 2011 9:40 AM

Dustin's married. What libido?

Posted by: bignick at January 14, 2011 9:41 AM

"What's way more interesting: that dude is Snooki's dad."

-I always suspected her family were nothing but a bunch of drunken clowns.

Posted by: bleujayone at January 14, 2011 9:44 AM

I'm with Anna von Beav. I was 120 and a B until I hit college. Then I put on 30 lbs and now I'm a DD. These things happen. Also, bigger boobs are the best part of gaining that much weight. :-)

Posted by: KatSings at January 14, 2011 9:47 AM

Maybe the radioactivity emitting from Orange Man caused the breast inflation. It's more like she gained a super power.

Posted by: pxilated at January 14, 2011 9:51 AM

I'm more concerned that these photos are supposed to be sexy. Are they? Are they supposed to be art? What is the message? The medium is the message. I have no idea what that means. What of the content? It includes an orange guy, three sepulchrally-pale blonde women and a whisky-swilling clown. Is it a comment on Hollywood? Is he drinking a fame elixir? Is it a coincidence that said orange person looks like someone from Jersey Shore? Is Playboy prescient regarding the fame industrial complex? What kind of comment is Playboy making about the very women it features in the magazine and who have come to Hollywood? The same comment they always make, but this time with wigs. Why did the clown leave? Was it out of whisky? Is it a metaphor for the illusion of youth and the clown left because as one gets older the hangovers become harder to deal with? Or is the fame elixir more intoxicating and thus the whisky and drunken “clowning” have become irrelevant? Will Orange Man be left with the special kind of emptiness that comes of being surrounded by beautiful things that one realises are ultimately illusory and meaningless, except for the deep tan since they never go out of style?

Can you imagine the pitch meeting?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 14, 2011 9:59 AM

Weighs in (yeah pun intended) on the gaining pounds = more boobage department.I was a skinny barely B cup most of my life...hit perimenopause and gained most of a cup size...menopause in all it's full blown glory has given me a rack (a border D cup) I'm most happy with...and yes, I can still pass the pencil test despite gravity's best efforts.

Posted by: brite at January 14, 2011 10:06 AM

Add me to the list of ladies who didn't fill out until later - I was pretty much an A/nearly B throughout high school, finally became a B cup in college - then my boobs got HUGE in my late 20s. I'm now a 32DDD! I'm about 20 pounds heavier now than I was in college, and a lot of that weight went straight to the boobs. My husband seems to appreciate it, at the very least. :)

Posted by: luthien26 at January 14, 2011 10:06 AM

Also, Spender you liar, you've had your heart on your sleeve for the delicious AvB for years, and rightly so.

Posted by: brite at January 14, 2011 10:08 AM

I'm also a lady who developed late. I was flat as a pancake throughout my 20's and 30's, but made it finally to a B in my 40's and 50's. I'm also a good 20 lbs heavier and hippier now, too.

In Firefly, Saffron's boobs were big and swinging kinda low, as I recall. They looked real to me. Not bolted on like rock hard soccer balls. Christina's also a lot hippier now, too, so I call real.

I also remember babysitting when I was 12, and reading the Playboy stash of my employer. Photos of women's breasts turned me on. Still do. Photos of naked men don't do a thing for me. It's not a lesbian thing, either, as I like men. I just prefer photos of women. I suspect I'm not alone in that.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 14, 2011 10:22 AM

Mrs. Julien, I imagine the pitch meeting involving a number of the pictured whisky bottles and Scarface-sized mountains of blow.

Posted by: Dugs at January 14, 2011 10:24 AM

This pictures and the commenting big boobed ladies of Pajiba give me hope of a bigger tomorrow!
I'll go get me some food and see if I can make them bigger without the plastic bags.. Thanks. ;)

Posted by: Mariazinha at January 14, 2011 10:29 AM

HOOKERS and blow. Because Playboy is classy!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 14, 2011 10:29 AM

Maybe the radioactivity emitting from Orange Man caused the breast inflation. It's more like she gained a super power.

Posted by: pxilated at January 14, 2011 9:51 AM

While I find this explanation decidedly humorous, I'm not sure I want to give horrible orange people credit for bestowing wonderful super powers on cool people. Because orange people are awful.

Posted by: lubeg at January 14, 2011 10:32 AM

Ultimate Spider-Man legs

Posted by: Jay at January 14, 2011 10:33 AM

Who needs hookers when you have playmates and/or bunnies prancing around the office? Or at leat that's how I imagined the office when I was 12 (and in a way, I stil am).

Posted by: Dugs at January 14, 2011 10:34 AM

I thoroughly enjoyed that verbose, speculative post Mrs Julien. Thank you.

'Why did the clown leave?' in particular gave me joy. It's almost poetic to my ears for some reason.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 14, 2011 10:38 AM

There should be a little "*results vary" by your comments, Pajibawomen. I've gained 20 lbs in the last year (working on the internets has its drawbacks), and about the only boob difference is that I fill out the B-cup a bit more now.

Posted by: Phaeolus at January 14, 2011 10:42 AM

Another late bloomer here. A-B up until my mid twenties, and it was like I hit puberty finally or something. Between 24 and 30 they just kept getting bigger. I wear a goddamn 34DDD now and look forward to the eventual reduction I'll need so they don't smother me in my sleep when I'm 70.

Posted by: the bees knees at January 14, 2011 10:44 AM

Another former skinny B cup girl who turned into a not-so-skinny DD woman here. Are people really unaware that this happens?

Posted by: (Not so) Blonde Savant at January 14, 2011 10:45 AM

She's gained weight which has probably bumped her up a cup size. Still, her boobs really aren't as big as they look on Mad Men and in some of her red carpet photo's. When you see her in casual clothes she looks like a D cup. On-screen, it's more like an E cup.

Her hips and butt are padded out for Mad Men, so I wouldn't be surprised if her bra was padded a little as well. As for the red carpet appearances, a push up bra and the right dress can do amazing things. She wears really tight around the bust gowns, which both flatten and push up her boobs, making them look ginormous. Even an AA cup can fake big boobs this way if their willing to deal with the discomfort.

Posted by: KateMC at January 14, 2011 10:46 AM

Bravo, sir. More of this.

Posted by: , at January 14, 2011 10:47 AM

And this, Gentlemen, is why older women are awesome!

Posted by: BWeaves at January 14, 2011 10:51 AM

the right dress can do amazing things.

But she so very rarely wears one in public. I get frightened.

Posted by: Jay at January 14, 2011 10:51 AM

I read in an interview somewhere that when she was just getting started, which I guess was around this time, she was starving herself down to a size 2 or 6 or something arbitrary, and was absolutely miserable while doing it.
To recap, we now have a more famous, happier, crimson-er haired wonder-boobed woman.
That clown left too soon, is all I'm saying.

Posted by: Ian at January 14, 2011 10:53 AM

Seriously. Boobs change size people. DUH. Same thing with hips. People are really frickin' dumb.

Posted by: Melody at January 14, 2011 10:56 AM

Oh, get off it ladies. Sure boobs gain as we gain, and she has hips that fill doorways now. But no one gets bigger boobs without upper body fat to go with it.

Boob job, definitely. But I appreciate the rant on lack of gratitude. It's like we've all become artful critics of fleshy pix. Raise you left hand, while you right hand is busy, and promise not to do that anymore.

Posted by: SittingPat at January 14, 2011 11:10 AM

I believe she is natural. My balls have doubled in size over the last 10 years too.

Maybe I should get that checked out. Or maybe I should run the streets in nothing but a bow tie and a sock puppet.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at January 14, 2011 11:11 AM

All you late-bloomer ladies can bite me and my former A-cups. It took pregnancy to fill my girls out to the point where I won't have to fit a small size on top and large size on bottom. If they shrink back down once I'm done putting them to practical use, I'm tellin' ya, I'm buying the big ones back.

Also, I'm voting real on Christina's.

Posted by: stardust at January 14, 2011 11:11 AM

When I was in college I gained 15 pounds and went from a B to a C. She's a sexy laydee.

Posted by: Julie at January 14, 2011 11:14 AM

"Another former skinny B cup girl who turned into a not-so-skinny DD woman here. Are people really unaware that this happens?"

Not until I see photographic evidence from the lot of you. Sorry, feeling pervy this morning. And this thread is doing nothing to help.

Posted by: logar at January 14, 2011 11:18 AM

Re CH
Boobs can get bigger... and so can asses.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at January 14, 2011 11:24 AM

A Gym Tan Laundry gone horribly wrong..
And on a sidenote:
What´s up with the orange dude?

Posted by: UncleKaiser at January 14, 2011 11:26 AM

Oh, get off it ladies. Sure boobs gain as we gain, and she has hips that fill doorways now. But no one gets bigger boobs without upper body fat to go with it.

Oh, sure. But she has. Compare these with current pictures and you'll see the difference in her arms.

Also, I've gained a lot (A LOT a lot) more than 20 lbs., but I gain it very proportionately. So it doesn't really look, necessarily, like I've gained all that much (particularly when I wear clothes that fit my body as I gain). Not only do everybody's boobs grow differently, but we all gain weight in different ways, too.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at January 14, 2011 11:47 AM

I too had no boobs after high school and now have solid A-cup moobs after getting fat.

Posted by: Paultera at January 14, 2011 11:49 AM

P.S. I had REALLY skinny arms when I was thin, so even though I gained a bunch, and proportionately, my arms didn't really look like it. At least, until like that last 10 or 15. Now I have big girl arms. But if you think I'm giving up French toast and cake because my stupid body decided to stop metabolizing food fast, you're out your damn mind.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at January 14, 2011 11:52 AM

Even drunken party whiskey clowns are evil.
You'd think that would get a pass - you know "Kegger the Clown".
Sounds like he'd be awesome, until he starts making balloon animals with condoms and randomly "honking" people's "horns". That's why he's not in the second shot.
He rode a flaming mini bicycle off the roof, shit his pants (he shits orange... 'nuff said) and passed out between Hendrick's boobs.
Fuckin' clowns.

Posted by: Odnon at January 14, 2011 11:59 AM

I had small boobs at 19 but got much larger ones at 30.

Of course, I had to divorce one woman and marry another to get the upgrade but I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: No Pithy Name at January 14, 2011 12:30 PM

When women (like C.H.) get fat their boobs get bigger! SOMEONE ALERT THE PRESIDENT!

P.S. Clown's suck.

Posted by: the EPA at January 14, 2011 12:32 PM

FUCK YOU, CLOWN.

Also: Dustin Mehetabelle Hortense Rowles is my hero.

Posted by: Figgy at January 14, 2011 12:35 PM

Look, I am all natural and I'll thank you to respect that.

Posted by: Clown at January 14, 2011 12:35 PM

Sure, clown. As natural as I am.
Don't forget, we shared a dressing room, fucker.

Posted by: The Orange Dude. at January 14, 2011 12:46 PM

I had small boobs at 19 but got much larger ones at 30...

Posted by: No Pithy Name at January 14, 2011 12:30 PM

I'm glad your new wife was accepting of your transformation from man to woman.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at January 14, 2011 12:52 PM

You know what? Fuck you you orange fucker! I'm still stained from your oompa-loompaed guido ass reclining on me

Posted by: Unnamed Model On The Left at January 14, 2011 12:53 PM

SHHHH and wine me with that tiny oil can, wench! BOOYAH

Posted by: The Orange Dude at January 14, 2011 12:55 PM

You weren't complaining then...
(And I still have the claw marks from where you scratched that Yoda drawing into my blameless orange flesh. Real funny.)

Posted by: The Orange Dude. at January 14, 2011 1:02 PM

I had small boobs at 19 but got much larger ones at 30...

Posted by: No Pithy Name at January 14, 2011 12:30 PM

I'm glad your new wife was accepting of your transformation from man to woman.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at January 14, 2011 12:52 PM


You presume a bit on the direction of that transformation.

Posted by: No Pithy Name at January 14, 2011 1:18 PM

P.S. Clown's suck.

Yeah, well, so does your punctuation, hater.

WHISKEY-CLOWN!!!

Posted by: Jay at January 14, 2011 1:31 PM

logar, they're all over facebook.

Posted by: (Not so) Blonde Savant at January 14, 2011 1:34 PM

And speaking of natural, don't listen to that other "Orange Guy". He's an imposter - the clown mackin' on my action. I have the scars to prove my validity. I still love you babe.

Posted by: The Orange Dude. at January 14, 2011 1:38 PM

For most of my life i weighed no more than 80 pounds and was so flat chested calling me an A cup was too much. Then by some miracle i gained weight and my breast got bigger, at 22 yrs old & 117lb is when i finally blossomed into a full B cup size. Thats how women are we lose weight we lose chest, we gain weight we get bigger breast. So personally i think that its all the weight gain that has blessed her today.

Posted by: Deni at January 14, 2011 1:48 PM

Wasn't it the babealicious Sophia Loren who said, "Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti?" Still holds true.;)

Posted by: luthien26 at January 14, 2011 2:10 PM

Dear Internet —
Who the fuck cares? Real, fake, bigger, smaller.
I don't care either - big ones little ones - as long as I get to see 'em.

Posted by: The Internet. at January 14, 2011 2:33 PM

That'll do, Pig.

Posted by: Al Gore at January 14, 2011 2:41 PM

Oh, Al.... We all know what a Tittiewhore you are.
"An Inconvenient Bra Strap" anyone?

Posted by: The Internet. at January 14, 2011 2:59 PM

Sooo, they're obviously feeding an Oompa Loompa some sort of growth serum in concert with the secret clown army and they are in fact....

THE REVERSE VAMPIRES!!!


It's all so damn clear.

Posted by: mrcreosote at January 14, 2011 3:50 PM

Amen! I had to explain such joys to a kid who was telling me how great it was hitting puberty around the same time google came into being. Explaining porn in the printed form, and that it came long after paintings and sculptures that he sees pictures of during certain searches, his mind was still blown. Which reminds me, I should buy a cane right about now.

Posted by: Nicolae at January 14, 2011 5:05 PM

I used to be a 36B in my 20's and then in my thirties I turned Boobalicious and went to a D cup.......Happens all the time.

Posted by: Brooke at January 14, 2011 5:17 PM

Dustin, you are awesome.

That's all I have to say on the matter.

Posted by: Sara H at January 14, 2011 5:25 PM

I haven't had super-dramatic-expialidocious boob growth, but I've gone from probably an A+ cup around college to a mid-C, and of course, the weight gain elsewhere as well.

I agree with those who say that CH was just starting out at this point, probably starving herself, and she's not now. (Good for her!) Also, you can definitely see weight gain all over her, including arms, in photos today. I vote: real.

Also: some girls are bigger than others, but they're all beautiful. Thank you, the end and praise the Internet for porn, like Dustin said.

Posted by: MM at January 14, 2011 6:02 PM

Oh, the good ol' days.

Posted by: WhiskeyClown at January 14, 2011 6:53 PM

Also? I don't think her boobs are all that small here. Between the triangle bikini top (no lift) lighting (washed-out) angle (shot from the side) and pose (shoulders thrown back) I think we're seeing probably a C-cup set that's just a little bit flattened out rather than lifted up and pushed together to enhance cleavage. An A cup in that very picture (I know this because I am one) would look dead flat. She's actually still got some curvature there.

Posted by: Amanda6 at January 14, 2011 7:08 PM

But no one gets bigger boobs without upper body fat to go with it.
Posted by: SittingPat at January 14, 2011 11:10 AM

Sorry, but no.

I too went from B to DDD through college, due mainly to weight gain. Since then, however, I've lost nearly all of it (over 40 lbs Yay!) but have eerily retained most of the boobage. I've gone down some, proportionally, as reflected in losing a few band sizes, but am still at 34DD/DDD. Despite this, my collar bone is sharp and my arms are shapely. My boobs just refuse to leave.

Posted by: zyzzyva at January 14, 2011 7:14 PM

In contrast, when my sister lost weight years ago, she went from a full D to barely a B and has never been able to go back, no matter how much she gains.

Posted by: zyzzyva at January 14, 2011 7:16 PM

82 comments for a post on Christina Hendricks's boobs. Godtopus love you people.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 14, 2011 9:03 PM

all these posts on i don't even know what. fake boobs? fake playboy shoots

it's sad really.

*pajibans leaving*

Posted by: idleprimate at January 14, 2011 11:28 PM

I was always into those older broads, even when I was in my twenties I wanted a woman in her thirties or forties. I just think older women know how to work their bodies. I remember once in my early twenties I hooked up with this broad that was in her late forties, she was built to please, she had an ass on her that wouldn’t quit and a set with nipples the size of shot glasses.

Posted by: Pookie at January 15, 2011 7:44 AM

Well when a woman claims to be all natural and isnt its pathetic. Real or fake who cares is right - so if they are fake fess up ladies! No one in the world thinks Christina Hendricks boobs are real so why does she pretend they are? It just makes her look like a self absorbed idiot. I have respect for women who are honest.

Posted by: Kim at January 15, 2011 7:51 PM

Weight gain?? R u people kidding me. Sure women get bigger in chest when they gain weight, maybe a cup size or 2 - not 6 cup sizes! Not from b-c to DDD. No way - never. Her fake boobs are so big they are nasty. Fake is ok only if done tastfully & to fit the body type which unfortunately is rarely done.

Posted by: kim at January 15, 2011 7:54 PM

I want to complain too:
What does this have to do with the MUSIC category?

Posted by: james at January 15, 2011 8:19 PM

Sure women get bigger in chest when they gain weight, maybe a cup size or 2 - not 6 cup sizes! Not from b-c to DDD. No way - never.

Incorrect.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at January 15, 2011 9:09 PM

Goddamn women are so lucky...I wish putting on weight made my dick bigger...wait, better not post this...I'll just delete it now...

Posted by: Mark M at January 16, 2011 1:33 AM

Fuckin' cat stepped on the mouse! Really! Please forget you read the above post...nothing to see here...move along, move along...

Posted by: Mark M at January 16, 2011 1:35 AM

Actually, Mark M, it works the other way. As a guy's gut gets bigger the dick gets smaller and smaller until he can't see it anymore.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at January 16, 2011 1:55 AM

That's not true! I don't believe you!
(There, there, Godzilla, you just forget what the mean lady said...)

Posted by: Mark M at January 16, 2011 2:33 AM

Jeebus, folks: weight loss/gain also messes with your hormones - some folks more than others. If she was starving herself when she was very young/starting out, she could have stunted her development hormonally (that's why when women are severely anorexic, their period ceases). Then, when she started eating again and started to gain weight, it easily could have turbo-charged her breast development if she's one of us ladies who got a "boob second wind" (I was a solid A until about age 22, when they skipped straight over B and went solidly into C territory. Not from weight gain, just because they caught up). In which case, you have hormonal turbo-charge + roughly 40 lbs of well-distributed weight [she definitely won the genetic lottery there - God Bless the hourglass figure gene], and you have yourselves a recipe for the Modern Bombshell.

So instead of assuming she's a lying liar who lies, just enjoy them. They are magnificent.

Posted by: Tammy at January 16, 2011 12:34 PM

Christina's lovely boobies are not that small in the photo above, either. She's wearing a bikini top with no support and is at least a C cup there. Weight gain alone could easily account for how much larger she is now, with the design of clothing and bras adding extra oomph for her roles and red carpet walks.

I have high school friends on FB who think I had a boob job, because I went from a 32A to a 34D in 15 years. It's just from gaining 30 pounds, which is so evenly distributed that I don't look all that much bigger (even though I went up two pant sizes as well) and from changing to better bras. Maybe it's because women don't always wear the right size bra, or because they try to minimize boob size fluctuations - but boob sizes will fluctuate A LOT over the course of any woman's life. Heck, some women will change by at least a cup size just over the course of one menstrual cycle!

Posted by: Kimberly at January 16, 2011 6:42 PM

P.S. C to DDD is not 6 cup sizes.

start at C -> D -> DD -> DDD = 3 cup sizes increase.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at January 16, 2011 11:30 PM