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Pajiba Projects a Surprising Winner as Next President of the United States

By Dustin Rowles | Music | November 3, 2012 | Comments ()


Whatever the reason, one thing is for certain: Based on our projections, Keanu Reeves is set to become the 45th President of the United States.

The choice, while surprising, is not a poor one. Reeves offers the kind of decisive leadership we need in the 21st century. He has a history of bipartisanship and his dedication to first principles demonstrates that he has what it takes to address the most pressing challenges of our time. Over the course of his distinguished film career, Keanu has shocked, challenged, and delighted the moviegoing public. He's never shirked from an opportunity to advance the artistic medium to which he is so dedicated, and it is that dedication he will bring to the presidency.

Keanu Reeves has shown himself to be a true statesman of our age, and I am proud to announce that he is the new leader of the free world.

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