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The Kid Is Not My Son

By Jez | Posted Under Music | Comments (54)



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So a couple of weeks have passed, and everyone is probably burned out on all the Michael Jackson coverage, but I wanted to add my take on the man:

Baptist Hospital is located in downtown Pensacola, and while it’s not the newest hospital in town, I can attest to the quality of their staff and the cleanliness of the place, because that’s where my son was born in 2001. I had visited the hospital another time, although I can’t remember for who or what reason. I do remember entering the hospital that day, because there were two black gentlemen out front, talking. One of the men was in a wheelchair, having an impassioned conversation. As I walked by them, I heard the man say, “People don’t really understand Michael Jackson. He’s not just a singer. The man is an entertainer.”

Born not too far from where I currently live, in Gary, Indiana, Michael suffered abuse from his father. The guy started singing in the Jackson 5 at the age of 11, so I’m sure he might have had some memory of what it was like to not be a star, but I can’t even imagine the kind of life one would lead being that famous for so long. Life is not easy for anyone, but to be in the spotlight so much, I would think, would tend to mess with your head.

A lot of people are quick to judge Michael based on his charges of child molestation. I just want to say, for the record, he was found NOT GUILTY in those cases, so if you want to banter about that, go ahead, but that’s not what I’m here for.

A couple of items I’d like to share from Michael. I never really was “aware” of Michael as a kid. My mom may have mentioned to me around the Off the Wall that he was a child star at one point. I was busy listening to AM radio when I was 5, so maybe I got some of the Jackson Five at that time, but for the most part, they were part of the whole pop radio movement for me. “Ben” is probably the best song about a pet rat ever written:

I realized Michael was an entity once Off the Wall was released. I liked “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough” and the title track the most. Of course, “Rock with You” was probably the most popular tune, but truly, there’s not a bad song on this album.

Of course, the “Billie Jean” video was the breakthrough. According to several resources, this was the video that broke the color barrier on MTV back in the 1980s. This always surprised me. I lived in Germany when MTV broke in the states, so I didn’t have a point of reference. As far as I knew, when I started to go to the bars in 1982, there were rock videos playing. I remember “Billie Jean” being one of them, but I also remember Lionel Richie’s “All Night Long” being one, as well as Helix’s “Rock You.” Don’t ask me why my brain does this.

Thriller is the biggest-selling album in history for a couple of reasons: 1) Every song on the album is a hit; 2) The album transcends genres. Having Eddie Van Halen play a solo on a rockin’ but still danceable tune? Pure genius. Having international fame didn’t hurt, either.

In the end, Michael Jackson was a viewed as many different things by people; Singer, Maker of Great Videos, Breaker or Racist Barriers, Beautiful Freak, etc. But the main thing to remember is that the man was an entertainer.

Jez is not the one from Kajagoogoo, but you can move a little closer. He lives near the south shore of Lake Michigan and enjoys good beer alongside good music. You can check him out over at Fresh Beer Every Friday.









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Comments

It will be very interesting to see, the depths of grotesquery these horrible, absolutely horrible, Jackson people will sink to to make a buck out of this child toucher's passing.

Just watch.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 14, 2009 12:05 PM

I like this. I don't really have anything to add to the whole Michael thing...I was never really a fan and I was more shocked than sad when he died, but I always like to read other people's reactions to things like this. I like reading how someone was influenced by something else. It's thought-provoking in my own mind.

But I have to add, not to make you feel old or nothin', but you started going to the bars the year I was born. Shamon!

Posted by: Snath at July 14, 2009 12:16 PM

Heeeeeee-Heee! *crotch grab*

Posted by: admin at July 14, 2009 12:21 PM

Lest anyone get the wrong idea and think that I hate Michael Jackson, I'd like to post the following from Lisa Marie Presley. There are very few people in the world who can understand what it's like to grow up in a spotlight the way MJ did, and Ms. Presley is one of the few.

This made me sad when I read it.

While it's clear Ms. Presley was not an English major, I think she expresses herself very well, and this is the only tribute/obituary for MJ that seems sincere to me.

Posted by: Jerce at July 14, 2009 12:25 PM

The problem for me is that all of Michael Jackson's good work was done decades ago. I can't recall anything amazing he had done since "Thriller". Perhaps this is because the bizarre spectacle of his personal life completely eclipesed his professional endeavors.

Posted by: androstarr at July 14, 2009 12:25 PM

All I know is, I tried to tell my sister one of the MJ food poisoning death from eating 12 year old nuts jokes and she got really pissed at me and told me off.

She was a fan.

I was not.

Posted by: Janey at July 14, 2009 12:27 PM

Nice article. From all the footage they've been showing of MJ lately, I find myself drawn to all the music he did when he was younger (pre-Black & White) and with the Jackson 5. The man had some serious problems, but nothing can change the talent he possessed.

Except for Remember the Time in '92. I can never get enough of that video. Flashy celebrity cameos aside, the choreography is outstanding. Unlike current videos incorporating any kind of dancing, the moves in RtT relate directly to the poses found in Egyptian artifacts. Wowed me every time.

Posted by: Brie at July 14, 2009 12:27 PM

All I know is, I tried to tell my sister one of the MJ food poisoning death from eating 12 year old nuts jokes and she got really pissed at me and told me off.

I heard that as "10 year old wieners." Also the Lego joke and the Farah Fawcett gets to Heaven joke...So many good/horrible jokes.

Posted by: Snath at July 14, 2009 12:29 PM

vomit. he was a sicko. these articles went unchallenged b/c they are true. take some time to read them before you spout off about him being found NOT GUILTY.

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/politics/2009/06/michael-jackson-is-gone-but-the-sad-facts-remain.html

Posted by: gem at July 14, 2009 12:30 PM

A phrase I have heard uttered at least half a dozen times in the past 3 weeks: "I grew up listening to Michael Jackson, so, you know, he touched me...in more ways than you can image."

I guess I paraphrased, but the message is the same.

I'll just say that I own Thriller and History and Dangerous and they've been on an endless loop since he died. You seriously can't argue the man's talent, both for music and avoiding jail. Money can make you do crazy things, and so could Michael Jackson, when he throws lots of money at you.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at July 14, 2009 12:31 PM

He may have been "NOT GUILTY" in 2005, but he did pay a $22,000,000 settlement in 1993, followed by a quickie "marriage" to a Scientologist. Just sayin is all.

Posted by: Dave at July 14, 2009 12:32 PM

How can one break a color barrier on something that was in its infancy, like MTV? It is not like there was a African-American only video channel and he crossed over. This was not an institutionalized issue, especially right after the Disco era. He was not like Jackie Robinson or Barack Obama or Tiger Woods for that matter, he was an established talent that turned out a highly successful album at the right time and the rest is history. I recognize his talent but did not offer one cent to it.

As for the rest of it, private issues in a public forum; as long as it does not directly affect me or my family it is not my issue nor is for me to pass judgement on.

Posted by: richmac at July 14, 2009 12:34 PM

Michael Jackson was much younger than 11 when he began singing with his brothers. And he was not found "NOT GUILTY" of child molestation charges in the first case, because he was never charged. He settled out of court before charges could be brought. I really recommend reading Maureen Orth's Vanity Fair articles on the molestation cases and Jackson's behavior during the last 10-15 years of his life. It's disturbing.

That said, I am still a fan of his music. It's what I grew up on and I can't imagine my childhood without it. Whatever else can be said about him as a person is irrelevent, except to illustrate just how imperfect he was, despite the impression his fans have had over the years.

Posted by: Kolby at July 14, 2009 12:39 PM

HUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

*CROTCH THRUST....to a child's face*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 14, 2009 12:41 PM

There is no denying that Michael Jackson was an entertainer and that "Thriller" was every bit as impressive an album for all the reasons stated above. I was 10 years old when it came out. I loved it. I knew all the songs, watched the videos, moonwalked, all that stuff.

That said, I was pretty surprised by the reaction of people following his death. The candle light vigils, the people crying in the streets, all of this stuff. Jackson was an icon, but, to me, that icon died years ago.

I never really considered the "Thriller" Michael Jackson (or even the "Bad" Michael Jackson) to be the Michael Jackson that was still around. They were totally different people/being/entities or whatever.

Posted by: ForbiddenDonut at July 14, 2009 12:42 PM

You know who else was "NOT GUILTY?" O.J.

Posted by: henchman for hire at July 14, 2009 12:47 PM

I don't really have a dog in this fight, but some of these comments remind me of how I acted when Sammy Davis Jr. died. I joked about it, made tasteless comments, didn't really care. Then I learned more about the man and what he gave to society through his talent.

The whole child molesting thing is a myth btw so all the jokes are just stupid and ignorant.

RIP MJ

Posted by: Duane at July 14, 2009 12:50 PM

My personal favorite inappropriate death joke is "They say death comes in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one more COMPLETELY FREE!"

Posted by: buttercup at July 14, 2009 12:51 PM

HUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

*CROTCH THRUST....to a child's face*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 14, 2009 12:41 PM

i love you

Posted by: dammitjanet at July 14, 2009 12:53 PM

You’re right Jerce, Jackson didn’t have the biggest selling album of all time. I’ll take your word over Billboard and the Guinness book of world records. Also you’re right about Jackson not breaking MTV’s color line, even though MTV said he did. And the “King of Pop” title, I’ll go out on a limb and say he made it up, just like superman started calling himself superman without someone actually naming him superman.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 14, 2009 1:07 PM

Yeah, this is one of those subjects where I end up wanting to kill everyone, so I should stay away. But like a true Pajiban, I don't know when to stop.

I liked his music, yes; I thought he was quite talented. But I also acknowledge that he was a deeply disturbed individual who hated himself and his past so much he cut his face apart so he wouldn't look like his father. Somebody like that is capable of lots of dark things, but it doesn't mean that I still can't pity him.

So no, I am not putting him on a pedestal. But I don't see the glee in spitting on him either. Maybe if people were trying to help instead of either using him or making fun, things might have turned out differently.

Still I have a question for the joke-tellers: do you really think such things are funny? Joking about a kid being violated? I suppose this is my "rape isn't funny" subject, but I just don't see the humor in making light of something so tragic, really.

Posted by: Vermillion at July 14, 2009 1:15 PM

I am so tired of hearing how fabulous/amazing/incredible/best person on earth Jackson was. I didn't like his music, he personally creeped me out, and I don't understand the hoopla. The man was not well (honestly, who bleaches their skin? except for that crazy chick on Nip/Tuck) and I feel sorry for his kids. Seeing your Dad die sucks. But I wish everyone else would just let it go.

Posted by: booknerd at July 14, 2009 1:22 PM

Posted by: Vermillion at July 14, 2009 1:15 PM

Thank you.

Posted by: pq at July 14, 2009 1:34 PM

"Still I have a question for the joke-tellers: do you really think such things are funny? Joking about a kid being violated?"

---------------------------------------------------

Let me fix it then:

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*quarter turn*

*moon walk*

*three rapid crotch thrusts ...to Vermillion's face*

SHAMON

/there, ya happy?


Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 14, 2009 2:02 PM

What a waste of a post. Last one? Thanks, could've done without it. There is absolutely no new information or reason to prolong this discussion. Is it really this slow today???

Posted by: hmmph at July 14, 2009 2:03 PM

This was lame and well beneath the standards of this site.

Sometimes I also write paragraphs that are empty of any real insight, but the difference is that they don't posted on Pajiba.

Posted by: fifteenkeys at July 14, 2009 2:10 PM

I won't deny the guy had talent. I'll acknowledge he entertained and brought joy to many people. I'll even back down (somewhat) from my previous stance along the lines of good riddance to another kid diddler. Dude was undeniably fucked up, and what he may have done hasn't been proven. That said, such a large settlement is suggestive that something off-colour, if not criminal, went on behind the neverland gates and it's possible a child felt harmed. That's not cool.

It's sadly unlikely that people are unlikely to let him lie in peace in death, just as they encouraged the bizarre behaviour and attention-seeking in life. Who thinks that a lesson is going to be learned out of all this?

I wasn't a huge fan, but I respect the impact he had on so many, and acknowledge their sense of loss. I won't endorse or condemn the man any further - he had enough issues given to him, let alone what he created for himself. I will thank him for giving Weird Al a huge boost, and let him rest in peace by avoiding further speculation on what happened, what he did, and what killed him. Sure, he was flawed, but there's worse people out there deserving demonising. Yes, he was talented, but so are many others - why idolise just one? At the end of the day, he was just another messed up person. That makes his passing no more tragic, and no more deserved, than any of ours. Can we just pay our respects, and move on?

Posted by: lordhelmet at July 14, 2009 2:13 PM

Thanks Janey...I just snorted coffee out of my nose.

Posted by: Smokin at July 14, 2009 2:15 PM

This post is just Pajiba's continued slide into irrelevance. Seriously, not very long ago we got about, what, five quality(debatable) posts a day? The output has increased about three fold. Now, I would expect the percentage of the quality to drop, but I think the volume of the quality has dropped as well. Welcome to TMZ2, folks.

Posted by: pissant at July 14, 2009 2:17 PM

Oh come on Mr/Mrs Guess Who!, MTV says he broke a color line is their way of trying to stay relevant after they have fallen out of the genre they created. One cannot break something that was not there, and there cannot be an important line such as that in a neophyte type enterprise.

Posted by: richmac at July 14, 2009 2:18 PM

Umm... why are we still talking about MJ? Some loved him (me) some didn't (others). He was alive for 50 years. We've known of him for 40ish. He was weird. He was a sex offender. He wasn't a sex offender. His father beat him. Shamon.

Whoever asked who bleaches their skin need to waltz on over to the "ethnic beauty" aisle of their local supermarket. Or maybe go into an African foods market. I don't know anyone who's bleached as extensively as MJ did, but that bleaching cream doesn't just sit on the shelves untouched. I know parents who use that shit to get their babies light-skinned and end up creating a bunch of blotches on those poor cheeks.

And to richmac - Fine, if you don't believe that he broke the color line on MTV, whatever. But name me a black entertainer that reached his level of visibility and success before MJ. The only superstars I can think of are white males... Elvis, Sinatra, The Beatles. MJ is the first black guy that people wanted to actually wear stupid ass red leather jackets for. I mean, shamon.

And I can't think of any since.

I just feel sad for Michael. I didn't know him personally, but I just feel sad for the whole tragic life. Sometimes I feel bad loving his videos, music, and dance. He was fucked up and I'm sitting here delighted?

Posted by: kayla at July 14, 2009 2:48 PM

"The only superstars I can think of are white males"

James Brown. Sammy Davis Jr. The entire Jazz movement, spanning decades. Chuck Berry. Bob Marley. Ray Charles. Aretha Franklin. Ella Fitzgerald. Tina Turner. Sam Cooke. Marvin Gaye. Nat King Cole.

Posted by: TK at July 14, 2009 2:55 PM

Richmac maybe MTV believed that Jackson did break a color barrier, after all they would know because they were there. Why does it bother you that they believed he broke a color barrier? MTV is not showing Jackson videos, they’re showing “16 and Pregnant” and “Run’s House” so that means to them the Jackson videos have run their course. In any business the main goal is to stay relevant, any business that is not interested in staying relevant will be out of business. You don’t have to worry about Jackson being shoved down your throat anymore, now you can go back to watching “America's Got Talent.”

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 14, 2009 3:06 PM

He may have been "NOT GUILTY" in 2005, but he did pay a $22,000,000 settlement in 1993

And any lawyer would tell you that even if MJ was innocent, that was the right move to make. Entertainers make their money off good public image.; a long-drawn out trial that exonerated Jackson would arguably have hurt his image worse than the quick settlement and "well that's over now."

My personal guess is that he did things with kids that weren't intended by him to be child molestation or indeed sexual in any way, and some kids decided that they nonetheless felt uncomfortable. That's fine: it's the kid's job to say whether or not they've been molested, not the accused's. But my money is on "unintentional molester" and probably a lot more self-hatred because of it.

The poor, poor bastard was one of the most brilliant musicians of all time and was probably truly happy maybe half a dozen days of his life.

Posted by: mightygodking at July 14, 2009 3:14 PM

"'The only superstars I can think of are white males'

James Brown. Sammy Davis Jr. The entire Jazz movement, spanning decades. Chuck Berry. Bob Marley. Ray Charles. Aretha Franklin. Ella Fitzgerald. Tina Turner. Sam Cooke. Marvin Gaye. Nat King Cole."

Maybe we define it differently, but I don't think these people ever reached MJ levels of superstardom.

A few years ago I was talking to a friend who's from England about how lame music is now and I mentioned the awesomeness that is Marvin Gaye. And he didn't even know who Marvin Gaye was. I sung a bit from a bunch of his songs for him and he finally recognized Ain't No Mountain High Enough. I couldn't believe it. But you bet he knew who Michael Jackson was.

But I guess if you're talking about extremely talented black artists who didn't get much credit or who are well respected than I agree with you. But I don't remember Sam Cooke making grown German women faint at sold out concerts 25 years into his career.

Posted by: kayla at July 14, 2009 3:29 PM

Although those fainting women were probably false images supplied by MJ's ruthless PR machine and never really happened.

Posted by: kayla at July 14, 2009 3:36 PM

German women, motherfucker please, Teddy Pendergrass had bitches taking off their panties and throwing them at time during his concerts.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 14, 2009 4:06 PM

Jackson didn’t have the biggest selling album of all time. I’ll take your word over Billboard and the Guinness book of world records.
http://www.infoplease.com/ipea/A0151020.html

Also you’re right about Jackson not breaking MTV’s color line, even though MTV said he did.
"Jet magazine pointed out before the landmark Billie Jean video hit MTV’s airwaves in March 2003..."

And as for naming himself the "King of Pop," sure, why not. After all, I'm the Queen of Chocolate.
P.S. The Superman analogy doesn't really work, because Superman is not actually a real person. Sorry.

Posted by: Jerce at July 14, 2009 5:18 PM

I've been sounding way more fervent than I ever expected to over MJ - but here are my useless thoughts:

He paid off the kid accuser - and no one will ever really know the truth. As mentioned above, any lawyer would say that was the best choice - because if there's anything that we want from our famous folks - it's to have their personal lives turned out to speculate upon. Even if he didn't molest that/those kids, any unfamous person would object to having their bedside table on display in a courtroom. Think about that as a possible reason why an emotionally fragile recluse with a rabid fan base might capitulate to a hungry for cash family (due to their child's illness).

On the flip side - most abusers are formed by childhood experiences involving their own abuse - doomed to re-enact their pain until they achieve some control over their moment of victimization. That or they are a sociopath - and while MJ got freaky, I think we can accept that that happy faced little kid got warped by fame and manipulation, he didn't launch out of the gate a frightening psycho. I think his family betrayed him down to the very last Latoya sound bite. They are culpable, especially for the open secret of his father's abuse against him. He was the most exceptional child of a violent control freak who took the lion's share of abuse under their watch. They should be made to pay.

And all this played out under the white-hot prism of media adulation and demonization. In his hands were the most powerful tools known to our society - riches and fame. I wonder what anyone else would have made of that mess? How on earth do you police your own desires in that situation? How do you access a frame of reference to what is normal?

And last - why do we eat our heroes? I'd f*ckin love to understand this about our species. It's sick. But, like they say, all Vultures like to watch until the corpse is ripe.

One way or another, I think he was a genius with a gift unlike any other. And a human with a tragic story, doomed to repeat until the cycle died with him. Fricken shame.

Posted by: replica at July 14, 2009 5:35 PM

Right Jerce, according to wikipedia “Thriller has sold over 109 million albums, followed by AC/DC and the immortal Meatloaf.

Oh well, how can I fight you when you have such impeccable sources as JobseekersofAmerica?

I have no problem with Jackson calling himself the “King of Pop” just like Dusty Rhodes used to call himself “The American Dream.” People call themselves different things all the time, on stage I call myself “The Hammer,” does it make me a bad person, of course not.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 14, 2009 5:58 PM

I have always find heartbreaking about this man is that he was very talented and his music was amazing, back when he wasn't completely drugged and lost his mind for good, but he was and he is the poster boy for child abuse. all he did his entire life was trying to run away from what he was, trying to regain what was took from him. I don't believe he tried to become white because he was ashamed of being black but merely cause he was ashamed of himself. an abused kid who never got to have a childhood. about the child abuse, I agree with who says that it was easy for him to buy the verdict with the kind of lawyers he had, but I sincerely don't believe he ever sexually abused anyone, simply because I cant see ever being a sexual being (basically he was the 50 years old virgin) and the trials only achieved to make him feel betrayed by the only ones he felt he could trust, children. I'm not in any way saying that it isn't fucked up. I find appalling that social service that never looked up into how he was raising his children just because he happened to filthy rich. dude was disturbed and a desperate kid that never got to grow up.
and for christ's sake the dude was fucked up like a freaking horse on drugs and yet he had the understanding of keeping them hidden from the cameras and a week after he died I already saw them more than I saw Britney's vagina!

he wasn't peter pan, he was more like richie rich on crack.

Posted by: rio at July 14, 2009 6:33 PM

He had a skin disease that fucked up the pigmentation, so he had white splotches all over his body. For a guy who was already hating the way he looked because he was abused by his father, I cannot imagine what that would do to him.

Oh yeah, he was also one of THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD at the time his skin disease really took hold.

Posted by: Brett at July 14, 2009 7:34 PM

rio wrote:
I sincerely don't believe he ever sexually abused anyone, simply because I cant see ever being a sexual being (basically he was the 50 years old virgin)

Well, read the Vanity Fair articles posted earlier (especially the last two), on p. 3 of the last article it said An issue of Barely Legal magazine presented as evidence had both their fingerprints on it. Police searching Neverland in 2003 had found dozens of erotic magazines and books in Jackson's bedroom and bathroom.

On the same page it also says Sneddon has no reservations about Jackson's guilt. He was present in 1993 when the police photographed the star's genitals in order to see if he had certain identifying spots which his first accuser, Jordie Chandler, had drawn for the authorities. The photos matched the drawings exactly and would have been Sneddon's most powerful evidence if the case had gone to trial. Instead, they helped Chandler collect $25 million in a civil suit.

And on p. 4 it mentions another scene from the trial:
Mesereau inadvertently opened a door for Zonen by asking Robson, "If you had known Michael Jackson, as a grown man, was reading Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse, magazines like that, showing naked women, would that have concerned you?" Robson said no, but it would depend on the kind of pornographic material. Zonen seized the opportunity. He strode over to the table where the evidence was kept and pulled out a large photo book called Boys Will Be Boys. Over and over he asked Robson to pick a page and describe what he saw—naked boys of 10, 11, or 12 with their genitalia prominently displayed. Then Zonen produced a second book, "of photographs of two men engaged in sex acts with one another." He asked, "And, in fact, the sex acts are all acts of either masturbation, oral sex, or sodomy; is that right?" Robson said yes. "Would you be concerned about a person who possesses that book crawling into bed with a 10-year-old boy?" Robson said, "Yes, I guess so." And so on. Every time Mesereau tried to blunt the previous testimony, Zonen would get up and grab another book—seven in all.

And later on that page, the interesting fact that his accusers were all around the same age and the same physical "type":
Anyone sitting in the small courtroom had to be struck by how much the boys named as intimate friends of Michael Jackson's looked alike. They could be cousins or even brothers. In fact, the 1993 accuser, the current accuser, the maid's son, and another boy were so similar in appearance that one witness misidentified them. Handsome pre-teen boys with dark hair and eyes, they almost all came from troubled homes where the father was out of the picture and the mother was starstruck. Blond former child star Macaulay Culkin, who took the stand for the defense, was the single exception.

About the age thing, all these boys were around the age of puberty, so it would really be more accurate to describe him as a pederast than a pedophile...as creepy and exploitative as his actions seem to have been with these boys (getting them drunk etc.), I can't help but feel a twinge of cultural relativism when I remember that these sorts of relationships were seen as A-OK in ancient Greece (but then, so was slavery)

Posted by: Jesse at July 14, 2009 8:51 PM

Jesse you are simply amazing, the California District Attorneys Office should have hired you, I mean they could have convicted that scoundrel if only they had read Vanity Fair. Son-of-a-bitch!!!, Jesse, what are your thoughts on the Fatty Arbuckle trial?

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 14, 2009 10:00 PM

For the record, some people call me the Space Cowboy.

Thanks for all the comments everybody! I'm glad you all could get it out of your systems!

Posted by: Jez at July 14, 2009 10:29 PM

You sure it isn’t “Space Cadet?”

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Posted by: satokofan at July 14, 2009 11:22 PM

I gave up reading the VF articles after reading one because it seemed like a list of weird shit about MJ, none of which pointed to pedophilia. I can't know what was really wrong with him, but if I really wanted to believe that he was a pedophile, than this description of a book would definitely make me feel comfortable in the accusation.

And what's up with pointing out MJ's PR machine? Who cares of Thriller isn't the best selling record ever in the world? I'm still gonna listen to it over and over and over again.

He was a celebrity. If we're really going to complain about a celebrity's PR people, then we need to get off Pajiba right now. Because everyone knows Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful person in the world, Natalie Portman is a genius, Tina Fey was the head writer of SNL during it's best years, and Elvis died of a heart attack, right?

Posted by: kayla at July 14, 2009 11:40 PM

oh,he is my idol, i like him very much. Many his fans are making new friends here:_weathycupid.org_

Posted by: terry at July 14, 2009 11:49 PM

OMG my brother-in-law works @ Baptist! Unreal.

Posted by: Az at July 15, 2009 12:20 AM

I thought Elvis died whilst dropping a deuce?

"E? E? You okay in there?"

Posted by: Jez at July 15, 2009 7:25 AM

I believe he had a heart attack whilst dropping a deuce.

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