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Music News Round-Up / TK

Music | December 4, 2008 | Comments (23)


Before we get started, some miscellany: we’re going to be running a series beginning on December 15th of our favorite musical discoveries of the year — either a new release, or simply a band that you found and fell in love with this year. If anyone is interested in helping us out, please email me here.

Moving right along…

creed2.jpgLet’s start with the worst news of the week (and a hat tip to my buddy Virg for alerting me to this particular piece of nightmare. Damn him. Damn him straight to hell): Creed is reuniting. Creed. Yes, the worthless pile of pig vomit that is Scott Stapp will once again be over-emotively yowling yarling his way into the airwaves. Seriously, look at that toolshed. Eat a bag of dicks, Stapp.

*shakes fist at God*


lizard.jpgIn slightly better, if not more bizarre news, 90’s hardcore/punk juggernaut The Jesus Lizard is also reuniting. This is actually good news, but somewhat surprising. If you, like me, have ever seen a Jesus Lizard concert, then like me you also probably quickly concluded that a) those guys are fucking intense, and b) frontman David Yow is not long for this world. Anyone who performs that drunk (and usually ends up naked and demonstrating the “Tight and Shiny”) can’t be. Yet there he will be, playing a limited number of shows next year. I for one am quite fired up about that. Do me a favor? Go find the album Liar and listen to the first track, “Boilermaker.” Then go break something.

Also, don’t google “Tight and Shiny”. You’ll regret it. Trust me.


ennio.jpgThis ain’t new, but in more movie-related news, Ennio Morricone, the master composer responsible for the score of basically every Spaghetti Western as well as gorgeous classics like The Mission and The Untouchables, has signed on to write music for Quentin Tarantino’s long-awaited (and infuriatingly spelled) Inglourious Basterds. Morricone and Tarantino together has the potential for all kinds of awesome, so go home and watch The Good, The Bad and The Ugly in celebration.


biggie1.jpgContinuing with the music/movie news, noted self-promoter, rapper and Beyonce-humper Jay-Z is apparently going to be featured in the soundtrack to Notorious, the Biggie Smalls biopic starring Jamal Woodward and Angela Bassett. Which is weird, because I figured the soundtrack would feature, you know, Biggie Smalls. But Jay-Z’s not one to let a commercial opportunity pass. Anyway, here’s the video for the new track called “Brooklyn (We Go Hard).” It’s actually pretty slick.

Jay-Z on iLike - Get updates inside iTunes


opera.jpgAnd in the just flat-out weird yet fascinating news, the Vancouver Opera’s Opera Live! is doing a series of opera/anime/manga crossovers.

I don’t really have anything to add to that. It’s strange enough on its own. Seriously, check it out. It deserves a firsthand look. I don’t know much about opera, but I find the concept pretty interesting.


axl.jpgAaaaaand, in “Axl Rose is still a narcisstic douchebag” news, apparently Dr. Pepper said they’d give people free Dr. Peppers if Chinese Democracy was released before the end of the year. Believe it or not, a bunch of whiny fans bitched on release day because they didn’t get their soda (mind you, this was neither an official partnership or promotion). And then, Guns N Roses demanded an apology and got their lawyers involved. Now Dr. Pepper is striking back.

It’s a fucking soda, people. Get a life.


odetta.JPGLast but most definitely not least, folk singer/civil rights activist Odetta Holmes (known as simply “Odetta”) died on Tuesday. For those who don’t know much about her, she was also known as the voice of the civil rights movement, and Martin Luther King, Jr. himself called her the “Queen of American folk music.” She was also a powerful influence on great artists such as Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan and Joan Baez. She had a ridiculously prolific career, touring with everyone from Pete Seeger to Madeleine Peyroux, and was still captivating audiences with her live performances up until two months ago. I’ll leave you with a video of hers (from 2005, singing “House of the Rising Sun” and at the age of 74 still bringing it), and this perfect quote:

“If only one could be sure that every 50 years a voice and a soul like Odetta’s would come along, the centuries would pass so quickly and painlessly we would hardly recognize time”< /blockquote >

- Maya Angelou


TK can be found wandering aimlessly through suburban Massachusetts, wondering how the hell he got there while yelling at the kids on his lawn. You can find him raising the dead in preparation for world domination at Uncooked Meat.









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Comments

Well fuck me, Odetta is gone. RIP. She was amazing. One of my big musical influences.

K putting on Deep River in loving memory.

Posted by: meh at December 4, 2008 4:06 PM

I saw Creed in concert once. WAIT! The tickets were free, and it was basically an excuse to tailgate. And I was only 21, so any reason to booze it up legally was up my alley.

Posted by: Nicole at December 4, 2008 4:09 PM

Odetta soothes the soul. May hers rest in peace.

Posted by: Kayanne at December 4, 2008 4:14 PM

Whoa! Axl Rose wants to be Ali G now?

There's no way this is all a brilliant Andy Kaufman-esque prank is there?

Posted by: Park at December 4, 2008 4:30 PM

Anyone else think that Axl looks kinda like Danny Bonaduce in that picture? A kind of bloated Danny B.

Posted by: tamatha at December 4, 2008 4:33 PM

Chills.

Should I be thankful of a world that Odetta existed in, or should I shake my fist at a world that neglects such a true talent because "OOH! LOOK! BRITNEEEEEEY!!!"

On a (not really) related note: Beyonce, you're no Etta James. Go away.

Posted by: bev rage at December 4, 2008 4:36 PM

Creed?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously? Creed?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wait... haha... Wait... Are they... heehee... Are they gonna go on tour with Nickelback and Daughtry?
HAHATHATSHATOOHAMUCHHAHADOUCHEHAHA!

What friggin' crab boat did Axl step off of? Jesus... YOU ARE A TRIVIA QUESTION, GOOD SIR! NOTHING MORE... You are Howard Hughes. You were part of something fabulous, something grand, and now you're a specter of what you once were. Have a Dr. Pibb and shut the hell up...

Posted by: Skitz at December 4, 2008 4:44 PM

Do you think that Creed could possibly be any better now that Stapp is off his Christian high-horse and back on the sauce?

Naw. No way in hell.

RIP Odetta. She was truly a FATWAPCOOTER. Bless her.

*listens to Boilermaker for TK.
Smashes crystal paper weight on desk.
Runs out of office with fists raised.*

Posted by: boo at December 4, 2008 4:48 PM

First it was the McC....first it was that Christmas song....now I'm having thoughts of "My Own Prison", which is also dragging me back into 97-98 in Wal-Mart electronics.

Yes I wore a tie and buttoned up my vest. I clung to my tattered dignity. But that was the trough, man.

Look, I was in an alright mood, which is really good considering Thursdays have been giving me grief lately.

*deep breath*

I'll just try to think of "Then Comes Dudley", along with the rest of the "Amateur" soundtrack.

Posted by: Jay at December 4, 2008 4:52 PM

TK, the next time there's Creed news, feel free to skip. I was forced to attend one of their 'concerts' at Greatwoods/TweeterCenter/Some bank Venue in junior high to sell lawn chairs to douchebags, and it just about stole my soul. I'd prefer it if you never, ever remind me of that experience again.

Posted by: Marra at December 4, 2008 4:54 PM

Skitz while the crab boat line was classic, it's Mr.Pibb. And it's honestly not as good. Oh well.

Can someone please kick Creed? Please?

Posted by: Kayanne at December 4, 2008 4:56 PM

I was in alabama about 5 years ago and this guy had a shirt that said " even jesus hates creed " i always wanted a shirt like that but never ound it .

Posted by: gilp at December 4, 2008 5:07 PM

What Stapp does is called "yarling," not "yowling." I can totally see it, though, it's not like they were raking in the dough solo.

I blame the music industry for bands like Creed. If the rest of the industry wasn't so shitty and derivative turds like that wouldn't float to the top.

Interesting. I like it. Fixed! -TK

Posted by: Eep at December 4, 2008 5:12 PM

LOL Awesome!

Here's the definitive page on yarling as far as I know, it actually goes a ways back:
http://www.endino.com/archive/yarl.html

And the definition from said page:
To "yarl" is to sing melodramatically with a sort of barely suppressed letter "r" sound lurking beneath every other syllable. When I mention it, people always know exactly what I mean. Steve Turner describes it as singing as though your lower lip is stuck way out.

I love the transcription of Creed lyrics he has too:
"Crahn yrou trake mree higharr"
"With Awms Wahd O-pawn."

Posted by: Eep at December 4, 2008 5:59 PM

Fine, I'll be the first to say it. I like Jigga. The beat's good and the video (others more experienced than I please correct me) is some what original if a bit narcissistic.

Who's Creed again? I've wiped them from memory.

Good call tamatha. Axl Bonaduce it is.

Posted by: admin at December 4, 2008 6:07 PM

*blinks*

*takes Creed off the "Thought They Were Dead" list*

...

*loads shotgun*

*moves Creed onto the "Soon To Be Dead" list*

Posted by: Shay at December 4, 2008 9:00 PM

Bonaduce? You idiots, that's Mark McGwire.

Posted by: bucdaddy at December 4, 2008 9:49 PM

Are you sure that's Axl Rose and not Morgan Spurlock on week 3 of Supersize Me?

Posted by: Sofía at December 5, 2008 7:31 AM

No, it's Morgan Spurlock on week 3 of Supersize me.

Posted by: Sofía at December 5, 2008 8:07 AM

With ahhhms wahd opahn!

Posted by: Lucas at December 5, 2008 11:39 AM

Oh FECK it's Stapp the cuntbastard again.

Posted by: Aislinn at December 5, 2008 3:00 PM

I hang my head in shame because I had never heard of Odetta Holmes, except as the legless woman with the split personalities in Stephen King's Dark Tower series........ maybe the character was named for her?

Posted by: Chrysis at December 5, 2008 9:15 PM

When I started reading this and saw you had something about the Jesus Lizard, the very next thought in my head was, "I wonder if he'll mention the Tight and Shiny." This is about the only thing I can remember about the Jesus Lizard. Don't know really any of their songs, only owned the split 7" they did with Nirvana, but I remember an article that perfectly described the "Tight and Shiny."


You came through, TK. I dig it that I can count on you.

Posted by: Jez at December 9, 2008 1:54 PM


















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