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Music News / Felicia & TK

Music | April 13, 2009 | Comments (28)


This week’s Music News has some particularly tasty tidbits, as well as some truly priceless video. So let’s get to it.


the-beatles-02_1_1.jpgThe Beatles are re-releasing digitally remastered versions of all their studio albums on September 9, 2009. This day also marks the release of The Beatles: Rock Band. All album artwork and track listings will be released as they were originally, but they will include expanded booklets featuring updated liner notes and photos. There will also be two box sets released, which will feature a DVD documentary of the remastering process. Rumors are that discussions are still in the works to release The Beatles’ catalog digitally, but nothing confirming that was mentioned in the press release. In my opinion, The Beatles are best heard on vinyl. But my lazy side understands the ease of buying music digitally. Either way, I’m sure you diehards are really jizzing your pants over this news.
—Felicia


axl3.jpgIn more video game/music news, a couple of weeks ago I mentioned the Guitar Hero: Metallica game that was forthcoming, featuring some pretty cool songs by both Metallica and some of their favorite artists. Well, not to be outdone, Guitar Hero’s chief competitor Rock Band is countering by including Chinese Democracy by Guns N’ Roses. Um… yeah. That may not be the best idea, Rock Band. Couldn’t you get Axl to let you use Appetite for Destruction or even one of the Use Your Illusion albums? No, because egomaniac Rose is likely trying to persuade the world that Chinese Democracy a colossal piece of musical excrement. Well, he’s wrong. I love you, Rock Band, but that’s some DLC I’m gonna take a big, fat passola on.
—TK


dangelo.jpgD’Angelo is in the studio working on his third, and yet untitled, studio album. Special guests you’ll see on the album include Cee-Lo and Q-Tip. His last album, The Best So Far…, was released in 2008 and contained best of’s and B-sides. Dear D’Angelo: If you, by chance, lost some of that chuck that befell you, can you please do a follow-up video to “How Does It Feel?”
—Felicia


Universal-Music-1.jpgYou know how giant media congloms like NBC and Warner Brothers are fucking stupid for constantly pulling videos off of Youtube and ruining all of our fun? Well, at least one company appears to understand that having their stuff up on Youtube is more than likely going to actually benefit them. Universal Music Group apparently has a deal in the works that will, in addition to the already-in-existence Universal Music Youtube Channel, also create Vevo, a channel specifically for music artists. Not only that, but Universal is apparently trying to get Warner Brothers to patricipate as well. You know, in a time when record labels, like airlines and banks, are dying left and right, this is simply common sense. You need to find new outlets to get the word out about your bands. Free internet video (preferably embeddable!) is the best way to go.

Of course, who’s responsible for helping broker this deal? Fucking Bono, of course. I hate it when I like him.
—TK


keithurbannotkarl.JPGThis is the only time you’ll ever hear this phrase used in any type of context whatsoever…”Keith Urban beats Prince.” In this case, we mean in album sales. Urban topped Prince last week with his new release Defying Gravity, just beating out Prince with his three-disc release LOtUSFLOW3R/MPLSoUND/Elixer. Prince’s number two spot is surprising, considering the only place you could purchase the albums was Target. He did have two extra days in the week to rack up album sales, releasing his albums on a Sunday. At least we know Prince can probably beat Urban at a game of pick-up basketball and then serve him pancakes after. (ed. note: because I love you. -TK)


(who loves you? -TK)


kanyesp.jpgOh, Kanye West. Will you ever stop being a source of amusement for me? As with all Kanye news, I must first give the disclaimer that, with the exception of the weak 808’s and Heartbreaks album, I do enjoy Kanye West. But he’s kind of a dick. But apparently, he’s learned a lesson — from South Park. After a particularly vicious (and bizarre) skewering in the South Park episode where they depicted him as the only person in the world who doesn’t get a joke, West said on his blog “SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER.” Don’t ask me why he appears to have issues with lower case letters. So yeah, Kanye is apparently going to try to tone down his ego. His first step? Releasing a line of cologne and energy drinks. I shit you not. Here’s a little preview of the South Park episode for you:

You can also watch the full episode here. I highly recommend it.
—TK


Pet-Shop-Boys.jpgThe Pet Shop Boys are set to release their 10th studio album, Yes on April 21. Apparently this news set off PETA, who asked them to change their name due to the negative connotation the words “pet shop” have. Pet shops and breeders have been known to have lousy conditions and blatantly mistreat animals. The band won’t be changing its name, but they are trying to bring more awareness to the plight of the pet shop animal. Oh PETA, you crazy bastards.
—Felicia


Actual headline on Rollingstone.com’s news briefs page: Ex-Cop Admits to Peeing on Metallica Fan. Honestly, do you need more than that? I don’t.
—TK


And now, we present you with your Monday Afternoon Playlist.

Caspar: I just went to New York for the first time with my best friend, and had a ridiculously good time. In the daytime we saw all of the sights and at night we went to a gig by the Gourds and two really fun club nights. One was a Smiths/Morrissey disco, and the other was an indiepop/60s sort of night. At that club, the first song they were playing when we came in was ‘Shout’ by The Isley Brothers. My friend and I were already steamingly boozed by then and proceeded to go completely mental on the dancefloor. I suggest that people turn it up very loud and do likewise at home.

TK: Oddly, I think that as I get older, my taste in metal is getting heavier. Case in point, Norma Jean, a metalcore/mathcore band from Georgia that is currently rocking my face off. What makes their steady place in my roation even more unusual is that they’re a Christian band — but not distractingly so. Instead, they’re an incredibly talented band who make on-the-fly time changes, vocal switches between growling/roaring and clean singing, and brutal, pounding percussion. And their guitars are flat-out nasty. Right now, I’m hooked on “Bayonetwork”, off of their 2005 album O God, The Aftermath. Last year’s release, The Anti-Mother, is pretty goddamn fantastic too. Give ‘em a whirl.

Chris: “Whiteout” by Lotus Plaza from The Floodlight Collective: It’s completely predictable if you’ve heard Lockett Pundt’s rock band Deerhunter or that band’s lead singer’s solo project, Atlas Sound, but while I like both these artists, there’s something more satisfyingly hypnotic about Lotus Plaza that has really sucked me in since I’ve heard his debut full-length. It sounds more like a cohesive record, there’s less of a racket going on, and individual songs like this one are equal parts heavenly and strange without going too far in either direction. This is the perfect entryway into ambient music for those who usually find the genre too plain or sparse.

Sean: IAMX, “The Negative Sex.” A dark, brooding electronic act whose music only rarely falls into the trap of “droning.” Many artists of this type lazily allow their songs to boringly hum on well past their expiration and practically lull you to sleep with monotony; IAMX, for the most part, knows when to cut a tune off and intersperses enough upbeat thumping to prevent any dozing. He’s got a new record coming out next month.

Shepard: “Following Through” — Dismemberment Plan. At work I’ve got the Dis Plan catalogue ripped to one play list, and whenever I initiate the list, I always start with this song. I love Travis Morrison’s vocals here. It is a catchy driving song with a positive lyrical message to remember. It is also incredibly fun to sing along with as loud as possible in the car (adding Morrison’s trademarked “YEAH!” live vocal stamp at every opportunity). It starts off full of energy and ends in a beautiful wind down.

Christian: While the Where The Wild Things Are trailer re-awakened my love for what is literally my favorite song of all time (The Arcade Fire’s “Wake Up”), the real rekindling for me this week was of my love for another Arcade Fire track, the melancholy single “Cold Wind” from the Six Feet Under soundtrack. Slow, melodic, haunting, and captivating, the song catches my breath every time I hear it.

Music News is brought to you every Monday by TK and Felicia. You will eat it, and you will like it.


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Comments

Fucking Bono, of course. I hate it when I like him.

Makes you feel dirty, doesn't it?

Posted by: Melody at April 13, 2009 12:25 PM

This was beautiful, thanks you guys for re-awakening my faith in the music industry. Sgt. Pepper will finally get a good CD release.

But if Kanye West really want's to learn from South Park, he should take a page out of that episode and murder Carlos Mencia with a baseball bat. That would be beautiful.

Posted by: George at April 13, 2009 12:30 PM

Also, I'd be excited about the Beatles stuff if it weren't for the fact that any penny spent on their music will inevitably be going toward the next divorce settlement in about 2 year's time once Paul McCartnery realizes that he is once again married to a raving bitch fame whore, and I really don't feel like supporting Mrs. McCartney, version 3.
Question: when Linda died, did they bury Paul's brain with her in some kind of ancient Egyptian homage?

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 13, 2009 12:30 PM

I'm showing my youth and un-hipness here, but how can a needle scratching over plastic possibly sound better than something digitally enhanced? Is it a nostalga or counter-culture thing? Because everything I've ever heard on one of those whatchamallit "record players" sounded like what it was - 30 years old.

Posted by: Mr. Tusks at April 13, 2009 12:37 PM

"How Does It Feel?" Oooh it feels good. Reaaal good.

Damn, I'm gonna go watch that video.

Posted by: SaBrina at April 13, 2009 12:38 PM

It's surprising how many really good bands nowadays are classified as "Christian," though you'd likely never know it even from the lyrics.

Posted by: Sean at April 13, 2009 12:43 PM

Mrs. Bullet was completely prepared to leave me to camp out on D'Angelo's lawn in the event he'd start some kind of weird doomsday/sex cult. Then she saw him in traffic in Las Vegas and realized that he's an elf. A well-muscled elf at the time, but still a guy who'd never be able to get the chips off the top shelf. That pretty much killed the passion for her.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 13, 2009 1:16 PM

Vinyl does sound different, but good. It's all about the power you put behind it. A pre-amp (hard to find on a receiver now, but I've still got my old one as use it as one big pre-amp to go into my theater receiver) and good speakers and it's not crappy anymore. The same record played through the old all-in-one-with-turntable-on-top boxes or usb'd into a computer with desktop speakers sounds massive in a club. It's all about the equipment. Trust me.

What's a Beatles diehard? Sane humans?

Not that the remastered cd's won't sound extra-glorious too. My mom's "Paperback Writer" 7" burns the house down, but I also want to hear every tiny bit of "Tomorrow Never Knows". On a hard copy, of course.

Posted by: Jay at April 13, 2009 1:31 PM

Tracer, the last picture of D'Angelo I saw had him looking nothing like he used to. So, not only is he an elf, but he's a busted, bloated, sad looking elf.

Big shock that Kanye didn't like the joke, but I suspect that's his publicist at work regarding his statement. For some reason, it cracks me up that he said "South Park hurt my feelings."

Posted by: Brie at April 13, 2009 2:00 PM

Really, TK? Norma Jean? Could you be any more of a scene kid? Do you wear teal sweatervests now?
Maybe you guys don't know too much about the whole "Scene" movement but those guys Love Love Love Norma Jean.

Optimus, I literally have no idea what you're talking about. Although, at my age, I don't think I'm any kind of kid. -TK

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 13, 2009 2:27 PM

TK: Oddly, I think that as I get older, my taste in metal is getting heavier.

I think it's like the phenomenon where you like progressively spicier food as you get older. My father is seemingly incapable of eating anything below 50K Scoville these days...

Posted by: GreenMyEyes at April 13, 2009 2:41 PM

Following up to add, not that I am accusing you of being old! (I am no spring chick myself)

You rock on with your bad self anyhow...

Posted by: GreenMyEyes at April 13, 2009 2:43 PM

Beatles on vinyl ... wow. Hey, I think that's okay if you're into 12". Me, I do the odd download, but mostly it's all about the hard copy on CD. Why the Beatles took SOOOOO long to get to these new remasters doesn't matter anymore ... they're on the way and with new booklets and so on, I'll be buying them! Let's just hope they're as good as the Elvis Costello and Elton John remasterings, since those frankly set the bar pretty high.

Posted by: Andy Geisel at April 13, 2009 3:25 PM

Now if we could only get Sir Paul to remix & redo "Wings Over America." A great live album, but boy does it need an "Extreme CD Makeover." Hmmm ... possible new reality series? Bet there's a Friday night at 10 time slot open ... I could clean up on ratings.

Posted by: Andy Geisel at April 13, 2009 3:26 PM

"Rank"!

For god's sake, "Rank"!

That is a live album in need of assistance.

Posted by: Jay at April 13, 2009 3:34 PM

Optimus: LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Okay, vinyl is great not because of the pops and scratches (though those are nice in their own way), but because the range of the audio is such that all of the instruments sound clear and pure, closer to a live sound than any format released since, and especially better than MP3s.

Has anyone here heard of the PurpleChick remasters? Some person, or persons, took all the old Bealtes vinyls and completely remastered them, making them free to download on the internet. Better yet, each album remaster was ass-loaded with bonus tracks. Abbey Road was three discs after the remaster. The White Album was TWELVE! I have a lot of those tracks, but I've always felt a little guilty essentially stealing the music. Now I can buy the official remasters and not feel guilty at all!

I remember this douchey scene kid in high school bragging about going to see Norma Jean play with Drop Dead Gorgeous, and the whole time he was talking, I was laughing about how womanly these band names are considering how heavy the music is.

Posted by: ChristianH at April 13, 2009 3:39 PM

I am not and have never been "scene" in any sense, but I will say that listening to physically absorbing Norma Jean's "Memphis Will Be Laid to Waste" at Rockettown in Nashville (in the middle of a couple hundred authentically "scene" kids) was one of the most spiritual moments of my life.

Posted by: G.O.B. at April 13, 2009 6:21 PM

Shepard, you rule for putting a D-Plan track on the weekly mixtape. Oh how I miss them. And oh how Travis is nothing without his former bandmates. "The City" is my personal fave.

Posted by: Chris P. at April 13, 2009 6:46 PM

A Beatles die hard is in fact someone who jizzes their pants at the news that all their albums are being remastered, hence my use of that sentence in the blurb. I like the Beatles, I think they're pretty amazing, but I sure didn't jizz my pants. And I'm sure there were plently others who didn't either.

Posted by: Felicia at April 13, 2009 6:48 PM

Oop, that makes me a Beatles die-hard then. Gotta change the panties (that is still a horrible word).

No, wait, I think I did that when this news came out, when was it? At least a week ago, thanks. Didn't we discuss this in one of last week's music round-ups?

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at April 13, 2009 6:59 PM

TK: If you're currently into Norma Jean, may I humbly suggest that you look into a band called Botch? That's the band that Norma Jean wish they were. Check out the album We Are The Romans - trust me, you'll thank me for it.

Posted by: Dill The Devil at April 13, 2009 7:42 PM

OK Caspar, where is this Smiths/Morrissey disco please? I'm going to the city in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Cindy at April 13, 2009 9:33 PM

TK, I'll second the Botch recommendation and throw in a couple of other choice, vintage players from the "Bands Norma Jean Wish They Were" subgenre: Converge, Coalesce and Dillinger Escape Plan. Yeah, they may be too old and popular for you to impress scene kids via carefully selected namedropping but as far as I'm concerned they're the alpha-omega of the "singers that sound like mother pterodactyls protecting their infant young" strain of hardcore/metal/noise/jazz/prog muzak! Albums to slamdance alone in your room without your shirt on: Jane Doe - Converge (an EMO album of all things), Calculating Infinity - DEP (the one that sounds the most like the description I gave above), 0:12 Revolution In Just Listening - Coalesce (imagine if Jimmy Page was a hardcore scenester; now, stop laughing at my crappy metaphor and listen to this).

Posted by: Pancho Ramone at April 13, 2009 10:34 PM

God, I love that people took that "scene kid" thing and ran with it. Sorry TK, but to me, that's absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: ChristianH at April 14, 2009 12:10 AM

TK: Pancho Ramone is obviously a person of taste and distinction. I whole-heartedly second his further recommendations, and furthermore would like to add sadly-underappreciated Mancunian lunatics Beecher and fellow Botch-worshippers Breather Resist into the mix.

Posted by: Dill The Devil at April 14, 2009 12:51 AM

Will these Beatles remasters make the music any less boring?

Posted by: Kamil at April 14, 2009 11:28 AM

Hey Cindy - the Smiths/Morrissey disco is at Sway, 305 Spring Street, on a Sunday night. Have fun!

Posted by: Caspar at April 14, 2009 11:57 AM

Huh. I don't see John Lennon's signature on this.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 14, 2009 2:44 PM





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