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PajibaCon East Update and More!

By TK & Felicia | Posted Under Music | Comments (56)



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Let’s get the administrative stuff out of the way first: The Roots Picnic / PajibaCon East is a GO. So far, me, Ervie, Tracer Bullet, Boo (and Mr. Boo), PissBoy, Julie, Nicole, Lainey, Trouble, jM, and Lizzieborden are all confirmed. Other possibles are Blonde Savant, your Salty Lovemaster Stacey Nosek, ShepRitz (who will have a kickass SXSW Music article up for you on Wednesday), and Kolby. That’s right people, the mother of our dark messiah, the Kolbaby, may make an appearance. If all of this doesn’t encourage you to get off your ass and buy a ticket, then you are dead inside. Tickets are general admission, so get ‘em here and meet us there! June 6th. Illadelphia. Be there, or suffer the wrath of the Kolbaby.


santogold-web.jpgSantigold has been a busy girl. In addition to prepping for appearances at Bonnaroo, The Roots Picnic and Washington’s Sasquatch Festival, she also just finished recording new tracks with the Beastie Boys as well as David Byrne. Oh, and she also performed on the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, as well as at the US Snowboarding Championships in Vermont. I mean, damn.
—TK


chickenfoot2.jpgWhat do you get when you add Sammy Hagar, former Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony, Red Hot Chili Peppers’ drummer Chad Smith and a dash of the dude who tried to sue Coldplay last year over the song “Viva La Vida?” Answer: A midlife crisis band. OK, so not really. More like the new “supergroup,” if you can even categorize it as one, Chickenfoot. They are planning to release a self-titled album through Best Buy in June. I think I can predict the future of this group by judging the rumored album artwork of a heat-sensitive peace sign that reveals a photo of the band when activated. And let the jokes begin…
—Felicia


281x211.jpgIf you listen closely, you can hear Christian lose his shit from here. Why? Because this is one of the single coolest things you’re likely to see. Minneapolis-based P.O.S. has recorded a cover of Pearl Jam’s “Why Go?”, from their 1991 first album 10. It’s fucking badass. And it’s here for your enjoyment. If you want to download the mp3 file, you can find it here. Pretty cool stuff, and cementing my belief that he’s one of the most talented dudes in hip hop right now. I’d say the list goes: P.O.S., Lupe Fiasco and Atmosphere. Interesting that they’re all out of the Midwest.

But I digress. Please, enjoy. No, cancel that. Rock the fuck out.


—TK


pete_burns.jpgMy eyes bleed every time I look at the top ten selling songs on iTunes. Flo Rida had the number one iTunes song last week with “Right Round,” where he desecrates Dead or Alive’s “You Spin Me Round.” I mean, how can you possibly make that song any worse? The difference between the original and the rip off is that the original was so bad that it was good. Poor Pete Burns is on his death bed because of it. OK, no. Actually, last I heard he was laid up in the hospital with kidney stones. But I bet it’s only because he heard Flo Rida trash his one hit wonder! And yes y’all, that is a real picture of Pete Burns…

asher-rother-i-love-college.jpgNumber seven on the iTunes list last week was Asher Roth’s “I Love College.” I can tell just by looking at this d-bag that I hate him, and all the people that love him. As if white suburban kids needed one more thing to be all loud about. If this is the direction the hip-hop train is going, I think I’ll walk.

And the number 10 song last week on the iTunes list was Miley Cyrus with “The Climb.” Need I say more? Eyes crying blood tears…
—Felicia


met047_jpg.jpgMore news about Metallica’s Hall of Fame induction. Jason Newstead, who left the band back in 2001 (back when they weren’t lame), will be present for the ceremony and will be inducted with the band, along former bassist Ron McGovney, current bassist Robert Trujillo and Ray Burton, father of deceased original bassist (and the best one they’ve ever had), Cliff Burton. Apparently, anyone who was a part of the band gets to join them. Oh, wait. Except for Dave Mustaine (who left after Kill ‘Em All to form Megadeth), for some inexplicable reason. Fuckin’ Metallica.
—TK


woodstock_cr.jpgThe 40th anniversary Woodstock concert that we reported about here may not be happening any time soon. Festival organizers are running into technical difficulties, including trying to find a way to put on the show and not charge people for tickets. To hold you Woodstock fanatics over for now, here is the trailer for Ang Lee’s new movie Taking Woodstock.


via The Insider
—Felicia


beyonce_pic.JPGWhat. The. FUCK? Beyonce is on tour promoting her worthless I Am… Sasha Fierce album. Currently she’s in Canada, and apparently she’s doing a tribute to Canadian female artists. How? By covering tracks originally by Alanis Morissette and Sarah McLachlan. You think I’m kidding?

Yeah.


Here’s your Monday Afternoon Playlist. Kinda short, because it’s Spring and we’re all outside basking in the sun.

Christian: Other than the new Decemberists album (about which I have been geeking out all week), I’ve been listening to Sufjan Stevens’ new 10-minute dark electronic stunner “You Are The Blood” off of the Dark Was The Night compilation. Like Thom Yorke covering a Sufjan Stevens track, the song is layered with electro beats, blips and bloops, horns and strings, an AMAZING piano solo, tense vocal harmonies, and a general feeling of power and mystery. Presumably, he’s still singing about Jesus, but for all intents and purposes, he might just be screaming “I wanna fuck you like an animal” while spinning in mid-air.

Caspar: I’ve been listening to “Too Cold” by Roots Manuva, from his album Awfully Deep. It’s a massive song with a nastily syncopated beat -the instrumentation gives it real weight, and Manuva (or should I call him Roots?) lays down a really cool, relaxed flow on top of it all. Oh god, it’s such a good song! And it makes me want to dance.

TK: Every now and then, I get sucked back into the complex, gorgeous world of Charles Mingus. His iconic album, Mingus Ah Um, is a work of genius from start to finish, but the randomized, start-stop toe-tapper “Boogie Stop Shuffle” is one of my favorites.


Kelly Clarkson maintains her position at the top of the charts. I’m as apathetic about this news as I was about the album. But at least it’s not Taylor Swift, right? Right.


TK and Felicia give you music news each week, and to be honest? They don’t particularly like your tone.









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Comments

trailer for the woodstock thingie? i don't see it.

Posted by: boo at March 30, 2009 12:07 PM

Chickenfoot? Chickenfoot?! Somebody get Skitz on the line. They have obviously stolen the band name from the duet known as Turkeyclaw.

Beyonce, please fuck off now.

Posted by: admin at March 30, 2009 12:13 PM

You know, Beyoncé wouldn't be so terrible if she didn't TAKE HERSELF SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY!!!!

Posted by: Sofía at March 30, 2009 12:17 PM

Whoooo, PajibaCon. My ticket has been purchased, now I need some duct tape, chloroform, and Wilson Phillips' Greatest Hits.

You'll see why.

Posted by: Julie at March 30, 2009 12:24 PM

My shit is officially lost.

BTW, I'd really love to come to The Roots Picnic (seriously, TV on the Radio, Public Enemy, AND The Roots?!?!), but I don't have the money or the time. That said, everyone who lives in the Minneapolis area (and I know there are several of you) can come see my band, Downtown Owl, opening for Sebastien Graingier (formerly from Death From Above 1979) at the What's Up Lounge in Mankato on April 13th. Or at The Beat in Uptown on the 24th (potentially with The Battle Royale and/or Mouthful of Bees, though that's unconfirmed as of yet).

Yeah. I can promote concerts too.

Posted by: ChristianH at March 30, 2009 12:27 PM

Metallica did invite dave but he declined to go so that his presence does not take away from their big night.

What a nice guy huh ?

Posted by: gilp at March 30, 2009 12:27 PM

The only thing that comforts me about Asher Roth's fame is that with all of this media exposure of him, there is a 90% chance that he will be arrested for date rape.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at March 30, 2009 12:30 PM

You'll see why.

Julie, I already told you I much prefer being tied up with silk scarves to actual duct tape. But, babes, yanno, if that's what you want, then I'll oblige you.

Oh, wait... are you talking about something other than kidnapping games?

Posted by: lizzieborden at March 30, 2009 12:36 PM

Hey! I'll be there too!

Granted, no one knows me but I will definitely be there...

Doesn't mean you ain't one of us. Fixed. See you there. --TK

Posted by: Trouble at March 30, 2009 12:42 PM

I've lived in NJ my entire life and never forayed into Philadelphia. The opportunity came up many times, yet I always backed down.

And you fuckers chose the weekend of the NYC Fangoria Weekend of Horrors to get together. Rumors have it that Jason Marsters won't back out this time, I'll get into another argument with Rain Brown, and once again exchange fashion tips with Debbie Rochon.

I'm most likely vending this year for the first time, so The Roots Picnic ain't happening.

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2009 12:43 PM

Well I'll be drinking with some of you on Friday night, and expect there's a 60% chance that I'll be successfully talked out of bailing on the wedding I'm supposed to go to that Saturday for the pic-i-nic.

Posted by: seth at March 30, 2009 1:10 PM

Hooray for acknowledging Edmonton's existence without using the phrase "shit hole"!
And props for mentioning the Dark Was the Night cd, best birthday present for my boyfriend that I get to benefit from.

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at March 30, 2009 1:12 PM

Who's drinking on Friday night? YOU BETTER TELL ME WHEN AND WHERE.

Posted by: boo at March 30, 2009 1:13 PM

I am officially going to The Roots Picnic! AAAAAND I am bringing a friend! Her name is Glych, and she's a comic artist. Her website is...under construction, so nevermind. But she's awesome. So play nice!
We'll be heading to Philly a few days before, since June 5th just so happens to be my birthday.

Posted by: Blonde Savant at March 30, 2009 1:15 PM

Julie, I already told you I much prefer being tied up with silk scarves to actual duct tape.

Unfortunately, I had neither silk scarves nor duct tape last week, so we went with a couple of our belts.

Wait... are you guys talking about something other than a guy willingly letting two girls tie him up? My bad.

Posted by: SaBrina at March 30, 2009 1:16 PM

I'll be out that Friday, Boo. Pajibans + alcohol = good times that are not of the lord.

Posted by: Julie at March 30, 2009 1:18 PM

Oh right, music. I'm staying in NY, which means I want to and actually can go to this. Will there be some kind of group accommodations we can go in on? I don't want to have to get a hotel room by myself.

Posted by: SaBrina at March 30, 2009 1:19 PM

I just realized my two comments together make it look like I want to share a hotel room with a bunch of strangers so I can tie them up and have my way with them. Which is totally NOT the case.

...

Seriously.

Posted by: SaBrina at March 30, 2009 1:21 PM

Julie, aren't you still on probation for that . . . incident during Fleet Week? You might wanna lay low.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 30, 2009 1:24 PM

the original was so bad that it was good.

It's attitudes like that that are killing Pete Burns.


"so bad it was good"....FEH!

Posted by: Jay at March 30, 2009 1:24 PM

Give me my damn Mingus Dew!

Also, that was a horrible video. It made realize Pearl Jam songs are nothing without Vedder's vocals.

And, yes, Asher Roth is the biggest bunch of suck to ever suck. Depending on how much drinking I've done by the time he's on stage, I just might get angry enough to throw a tween at him.

Posted by: dave at March 30, 2009 1:30 PM

Ahem. Testing. Testing.

I HAVE OFFICIALLY PURCHASED MY TICKET FOR THE ROOTS PICNIC.

Carry on.

Posted by: jM at March 30, 2009 1:57 PM

Even though I am currently at work/school/my second home and am currently unable to listen to that flaming idiot Beyonce/Sasha Fierce, I will preemptively declare it shite. I know that some things are too damned good to be screwed with. "You Oughta Know" is one of those things.

Stow it Beyonce.

Posted by: Melody at March 30, 2009 1:58 PM

Where is the get together on Friday? I will be bringing my drinking buddies, so we will need to fill up.

SaBrina, I'm crashing at a friends' place. There's room if you want to join. Don't bring the belts. She has enough of her own...

Posted by: Trouble at March 30, 2009 1:58 PM

Easy, people. We'll work out where the Friday meet-and-greet-and-get-hammered event will be, and announce it here. We've got two more months to put it together.

Posted by: TK at March 30, 2009 2:01 PM

I don't like your tone!

I will also be in Philly that weekend, as part of a week-long beginning of summer trip to NYC and Boston.

Last time I was in Philly I got escorted to the subway station and put on a train back to Bryn Mawr, where I was spending the summer. Apparently they don't like it when you drunkenly crash one of those walking tours in the old part of town and noisily pretend to be a ghost.

Posted by: rayliota at March 30, 2009 2:05 PM

I would just like to state that I love all of you that are attending Pajibacon East now, please, fuck off. I would also like to add that you are all crushing my soul with your anticipation and I may not be able to continue with the relationship I have with Pajiba. It hurts too much.

P.S. jM, your silhouette has been replaced.

Posted by: admin at March 30, 2009 2:18 PM

I've said it before and I need to say it again today and louder:

I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL.

Take your pajibacon and SHOVE IT!

Posted by: figgy at March 30, 2009 2:37 PM

Is that a serious offer, Trouble? Because that would be awesome.

Posted by: SaBrina at March 30, 2009 2:45 PM

Hee-hee. I sent a friend the confirmation email from Live Nation after buying my tickets. His response: "You are indeed the WORST sort of human being." You Pajibans who live in lesser metropoli needn't worry; we'll pour beer on the curb for our missing homies. Well, more likely we'll drop a few forties while trying to steal the head off that goddamn Rocky statue at 5 a.m., but, ya know, we'll be thinking about you.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 30, 2009 2:45 PM

Admin, it's fine. Those of us unable to go will just resort to shunning and smiting those who do.

Posted by: Melody at March 30, 2009 2:47 PM

In the face!

Posted by: admin at March 30, 2009 2:48 PM

So if anyone here should like Asher Roth, it should be me, right? Me who is quite literally a Busch Lite Drinking, Hair Gelling, Sorostitute Banging Frat Boy. But even on Friday, with the dance floor packed and with a cute little blonde thing all up on me, I could NOT LIKE THIS "COLLEGE" SONG. It was like an Episode of the Twilight Zone. Nobody else sees that it sucks except for me. I keep thinking I'm going to wake up and my plastic surgeon will be a pig-man.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 30, 2009 2:49 PM

Oh wonderful. My first html fuck-up had to happen after the preview was installed.

Posted by: SaBrina at March 30, 2009 2:53 PM

Shun away, honey. We can't hear you because PUBLIC FUCKING ENEMY BACKED UP BY THE FUCKING ROOTS is playing too loudly.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 30, 2009 2:56 PM

Optimus, no one should ever like that song. Ever. Don't ever feel bad about that.

Busch Lite? Really?

Posted by: rayliota at March 30, 2009 2:57 PM

I'll be out that Friday, Boo. Pajibans + alcohol = good times that are not of the lord.

Psh, I already took a half day off work so that I could join that portion of the festivities. Expect to find me waiting on your doorstep when you get home from work, Julie.

I know where you live....

Posted by: lizzieborden at March 30, 2009 3:01 PM

Optimus: I'll totally support you on Busch, but only for sentimental reasons (PBR can suck mine).

And I'm driving up from NORTH CAROLINA that Friday before the PAJIBACON, so if anyone needs to hitch a ride, now's the time to let me know: girlnamedboo@gmail.com.

Forewarning: Illegal things will be happening in that car. And I only have room for two more. So, yeah.

Posted by: boo at March 30, 2009 3:04 PM

Yay, I always wanted my own private stalker! I'll have to work the full day Lizzie, but I can direct you down here via the trolley for the drinkage. It is, as TK said, 2 months away so we'll get our plans together when it gets closer.

Tracer, we need to come up with some sort of hazing for everyone from out of town. No matter what it is, I want them ending the night covered in Cheez Whiz and Schuylkill River water.

Posted by: Julie at March 30, 2009 3:11 PM

Anything happens to Rocky...the cops are gonna be knocking on some doors. Don't fuck with Oracle, man.

Posted by: Jay at March 30, 2009 3:16 PM

Julie, I spent most of high school covered in Cheez Whiz! Thank you for dredging up hideous memories. I may have a nervous breakdown if that happens. Fun for all!

Posted by: rayliota at March 30, 2009 3:18 PM

OMGfridaymeetandgreetOMGineedtoknowwhereINEEDTOKNOW!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at March 30, 2009 3:55 PM

And this is how you choose to honor Corey Feldman's dad, huh?

Posted by: Jay at March 30, 2009 3:59 PM

Hmm, Phila-centric hazing. How about we just make 'em put on Cowboys jerseys and stand outside the a ghetto nightclub in North Philly handing out fliers explaining why Mumia Abu Jamal deserves to die? The Schuylkill will seem like an artesianal spring after the filth they'll be covered with.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 30, 2009 4:07 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Now now, I could NEVER be that cruel.

Well...maybe to TK.

Posted by: Julie at March 30, 2009 4:11 PM

Cowboys jerseys are like the sign of the devil. They scar the skin and the person is forever marked with the sign of the devil, a blue and silver star.

Posted by: Melody at March 30, 2009 4:30 PM

Fuck. I've already lamented about how I've made plans for Bonnaroo later that week. You people are seriously making me consider reconsidering going.

Also, as a poor debt-ridden thirsty college student, I don't condone Optimus' drinking of Busch, but I can't criticize it either. I probably have worse standards, actually (Natty Light, anyone?)

Posted by: eat my shorts at March 30, 2009 4:37 PM

Icehouse, you fools. There's no excuse for Busch.

Posted by: Jay at March 30, 2009 4:47 PM

Speaking as someone who drank an assload of Milwaukee's Best (the BEAST!) at many many Penn State parties, I can not make fun of Optimus. You will one day know the joys of buying and drinking good beer my friend.

Posted by: Julie at March 30, 2009 4:50 PM

Hah, it's hilarious that Beyonce didn't even attempt the chorus of "You ought to know". (I'm curious as to how deafening Beyonce's rendition of "world on fire" would be)

Also, do not mess with female Canadian songwriters. They will cut you.

Posted by: io at March 30, 2009 4:59 PM

SaBrina, absolutely! Contact me on my blog or through my email. We will work it out. According to my pal, she lives not too far from Philly and she has big bedrooms.

Posted by: Trouble at March 30, 2009 5:01 PM

Alright. I'm at home right now. I've watched that hack Beyonce's performance. All I have to say is that I need to borrow the Murdertank.

I'll bring it back clean and re-fueled.

Posted by: Melody at March 30, 2009 7:32 PM

It's cheap and comes in Dirty Thirties. And it's really only used for Beer Pong.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 30, 2009 9:07 PM

I really wish I could get into bars, or I would be at PajibaconEast in a heartbeat, financial situation be damned!

Posted by: Geetch at March 30, 2009 9:15 PM

I used to drink Stroh's but I grew up.

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 31, 2009 10:18 AM

I'd rather drink Beast than PBR.

Not that I'll be going to Philly anyway unless I can find a job first.

Posted by: Melissa at March 31, 2009 1:52 PM


















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