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Does Jack White Ever Sleep?

By TK & Felicia | Posted Under Music | Comments (34)



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bmg.jpgBMG Music Service is throwing in the towel this June. The mail-order music company announced last December that they would not be taking in any new customers, and now comes the news of the full shutdown. They are offering an alternative on the website yourmusic.com where you can buy CDs for $6.99, which includes free shipping. This is a great deal for those of us who can’t accept a digital replacement of a physical CD along with liner notes. I guess this means two things for me personally. One, I won’t be able to send fraudulent new account requests with my dead cat’s name on it for the buy one get 400 free anymore. And two, I guess I don’t ever have to pay back that money I owe them from 1995.


74589-dead_weather_01l.jpgJack White is a busy motherfucker. In addition to being creepy-looking and vaguely disturbing, as well as keeping the White Stripes (who I’ve mixed feelings on) and the Raconteurs (who I like very much) afloat, he’s started his own record label, designed new office space for it, and will soon release its first album. That album? Yet another project of his, Dead Weather. White will mostly play drums, leaving the singing up to The Kills’ Alison Mosshart

amy-winehouse404_676932c.jpgWe speculated this appearance and now it’s been confirmed that Amy Winehouse has dropped out of the upcoming Coachella line-up. She apparently is having the same sort of visa troubles she had when trying to come to the U.S. for The Grammys in 2007. For some reason, I don’t get the feeling she tried very hard this time.


devo6.jpgBelieve it or not, just a week after we mentioned them in “Bands The Like to Play Dress-Up,” Devo is getting their act back together, releasing their first album in 19 years. NINETEEN YEARS! Dear God, many of our readers weren’t even alive when they last released an album. Should be… interesting. And yes, I take full credit for their reunion. Unless the album sucks, in which case, I blame… um… Shepard! Yes, it’s all Shepard’s fault!


midnight-oil.jpgFor the second time this week, I’m thrown by a blast from the past, this time in a story of when music and politics meet. Remember Midnight Oil? The energetic, renegade, revolutionary rock Aussie rock band from the 80’s? Fucking awesome band, still to this day. Well, apparently Peter Garrett, the big bald lead singer, is the Australian Environmental Minister! I shit you not. Anyway, apparently they’re getting the band back together for a benefit to help the thousands of families affected by the wildfires in Southern Victoria. It’s sparked a bit of a kerfuffle, since Garrett has softened his political views somewhat since he got into government service. Anyway, the Times has a good piece on it here. But most importantly, this gives me the excuse to play a game I’ve always wanted to play — Peter Garrett’s secret life! I maintain that in addition to being a fancy pants minister, he also acts and plays professional basketball. You be the judge:

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Peter Garrett

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Milwaukee Bucks Power Forward Charlie Villanueva

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Michael Berryman of The Hills Have Eyes and Weird Science

Am I right or am I right?A Oh, shut it. Here’s a little reminder for those who’ve forgotten Midnight Oil:

UPDATES:

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams tied the knot last week, even though I predicted they wouldn’t even make it this far.

Michael Jackson has already extended his 10 show stint at London’s O2 Arena to 50 shows due to popular demand. I guess there’s more three album release on March 29th.


Your Monday Afternoon Playlist is somewhat abbreviated this week. Suck it up.

Shepard: Ned’s Atomic Dustbin — “Grey Cell Green.” This was one of the first songs I fell in love when I began getting into music back in Middle School. The great thing is that it is still a relevant song, 18 years later. It’s fuzzed out guitar, and duel bass interplay are solid and could have been recorded by any number of pop oriented rock bands today. The whole album God Fodder is a great listen straight through, and I heard the guys are even reuniting this May in the UK for a live performance!

Chris: “Ascending” by …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead from Century of Self: I gave up on this band a while ago, but here they come roaring back into relevancy. Dueling lead vocals with equal impact and an ebb and flow unparalleled by most contemporary bands - probably because no one dares to caterwaul and chant like the Trail of Dead still do.

TK: I’ll never get sick of DJ Shadow, no matter what he tries next. But I’m forever drawn back to Endtroducing…, his classic first album. The deluxe edition has some particularly impressive cuts on it, not the least of which is this remix called “Stem (Cops and Robbers Remix” which is a version of his “Stem - Long Stem (Transmission #2)” mixed with dialogue from the Michael Mann film Heat. It’s bloody beautiful. Also be sure to check out Coldcut’s remix of “The Number Song,” for sheer danceability.

At last, victory! The devil spawn Taylor Swift has been toppled. Only an ego as massive as Bono’s was apparently capable of such a defeat. Yup, U2’s No Line On The Horizon is at the top. Check for our review in a couple of days.

TK and Felicia are both damn tired. Felicia from this damn Minnesota cold, TK from all the SXSW boozing.









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Comments

I suppose there is something wrong with me that I knew all the 80s band news already.

Oh, and let the Bono bashing commence!

Posted by: Cindy at March 16, 2009 12:07 PM

Now I have to search for my Midnight Oil album. Damn you!

Posted by: FabMax at March 16, 2009 12:15 PM

The only reason Michael Jackson is performing is so that he can settle his next molestation charge which should be coming any day now.

I fucking loathe Bono. I can wait for the "Save the Children, by the way did you know we just released a new album" PR tour.

I would rather have Taylor Swift remain at the top. Or on top.

Posted by: admin at March 16, 2009 12:22 PM

I find Jack White delicious.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at March 16, 2009 12:50 PM

The whole album God Fodder is a great listen straight through

Damn right it is.

Posted by: Jay at March 16, 2009 12:52 PM

Can't listen to the DJ Shadow clip bc I'm at work, but I can believe it's worth it. I really need to get off my ass and buy Endtroducing & The Private Press already.

Posted by: Brie at March 16, 2009 1:25 PM

RAWGH

Fuck Bono, etc.

Today, I'm too lazy to even conjure up some proper hate.

Posted by: figgy at March 16, 2009 1:37 PM

I like Jack White. He can be weird while still making music that sounds good. In fact MOST of the time his music sounds good and often it's weird and interesting. Just about right as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Eep at March 16, 2009 1:46 PM

That Jack White project with Alison Mosshart has the potential to be pretty awesome. Also: Devo = music gods.

Posted by: Mattfactor at March 16, 2009 1:53 PM

Speaking of lookalikes, there's a spitting image of Stephen Harper sitting at the table at 1:01 of the Midnight Oil video.

Posted by: james. at March 16, 2009 2:01 PM

Sparked by the comments on the AV Club's review of No Line On The Horizon, I would like to just comment that once, Bono was relevant, U2 was an amazing band, and they influenced more than their fair share of kids (me included). I probably wouldn't have gone into the field I did (conflict management and refugee work) without reading the liner notes of their albums and wondering what Amnesty International was when I was 8 years old.

So - I can never ever say "fuck Bono." He might not be all he once was, but damn, that guy helped me have the courage to do what I wanted to with my life, instead of just becoming another lawyer.

That is all. Oh, and Jack White is gorgeous, Midnight Oil is awesome, and I guess Ryan Adams could have done much much worse than Mandy Moore.

Posted by: rayliota at March 16, 2009 2:14 PM

Full confession time - My first EVER concert was Devo during their "Oh No! It's Devo!" tour. I was in 8th grade, MTV was still new, and I've never thought of music the same way since.

I couldn't be happier that those spuds are back in the studio.

Posted by: Green Lantern at March 16, 2009 2:59 PM

I really don't understand this. Jack White side project= Awesome.
But here he comes saying he should play drums. This has such a "Fuck it, Why Not?" vibe to it. And did he, god forbid, learn to play from Meg?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 16, 2009 3:29 PM

So, Felicia, how do you feel now that it's FUCKING GORGEOUS outside in Minnesota???

BTW, I'm mixed on the new Jack White project not because of White, but because I'm not really into The Kills.

Posted by: ChristianH at March 16, 2009 3:43 PM

And, btw, Optimus Rhyme, Jack played the drums on "Another Way To Die" with Alicia Keys. He's actually surprisingly good.

Posted by: ChristianH at March 16, 2009 3:46 PM

It's THE Dead Weather, actually. And Jack White was performing as a drummer before he formed the White Stripes.

Posted by: Top Special at March 16, 2009 3:56 PM

What's your definition of "gorgeous", Christian?

Posted by: Jay at March 16, 2009 5:38 PM

@Christian-I predict it will be short lived. It snowed last April, and a few years ago in May. But I can say it's put off my death by suicide due to SAD.

Posted by: Felicia at March 16, 2009 7:32 PM

When is somebody going to put together a supergroup made up entirely of people with a gazillion side projects? Jack White and Mike Patton would be obvious choices, and Matt Chamberlain would be good for the drums. Who else? Any females I'm not thinking of?

Posted by: Eep at March 16, 2009 7:51 PM

Petra Haden?

Posted by: Jay at March 16, 2009 8:14 PM

Jack White Band is so creepy, the way they wear their make ups.

Posted by: qube at March 16, 2009 8:28 PM

And the Oils did verily kick arse at said concert as if they never left. As an added bonus, the living two thirds of Crowded House gave a couple of songs (with Neil’s son Liam filling in for absent friends), Split Enz and Hunters & Collectors also reformed with fantastic results. For those looking for an Oils recording, Red Sails In The Sunset is as fresh as the day it was recorded some 20 odd years ago and is still one of the best rock albums produced in this country.

Politically speaking (because I know everyone gives a shit), sadly the honourable minister Garret is led by a weasel who gave him the Environment Minister title but split the role with a separate “Climate Change” department, as if the two issues are somehow unrelated. For a country that makes a big chunk of it’s living from coal exports, it seems the PM didn’t want an ideologue running a sensitive portfolio with a bunch of powerful lobby groups, so basically Garret has been reduced to minister for Plastic bags and Saving the Whales, with a side interest in the Yartz. While he has still done some good, the really critical stuff has been handed to a career politican who does what she is told.

I’m counting down to the day where he says “fuck you guys, I did better work on the outside pissing in”. Surely it has happen, because watching one of my teenage heroes toe the party line after so many years railing against it has been depressing to watch.

Posted by: Dave Shepherd at March 16, 2009 9:46 PM

A side project consisting of Jack White & Mike Patton?? Thank you for that daydream.

As for females in the super side project group, I don't know- maybe the ladies of The Breeders? That could have potential. I also thought of Alison Krauss, which could be amazing.

Posted by: Lantee at March 16, 2009 11:40 PM

Ned's Atomic Dustbin 'reuniting'? I've never paid much attention to them, to be honest, but I've always had the impression that they play at the Wolverhampton Civic Hall on an annual basis - I'm always seeing posters advertising their gigs, anyway!

Posted by: Dill The Devil at March 16, 2009 11:52 PM

Oh btw TK, just because I didn’t comment on this week’s edition of your weekly abomination of a music column doesn’t mean I have a favorable review of it, it just means that I wish to spew my venom elsewhere.

Toodles, yours truly, P

Posted by: Pookie at March 17, 2009 12:27 AM

Pookie, good to see you still have absolutely nothing useful to add to anything. Don't worry, someday your life won't be a pointless mess, and you'll find better things to do with your time.

At least you finally mastered spell check. Kudos.

Posted by: I Love Beets at March 17, 2009 12:53 AM

Beets, I think I bring much to the table as far as advertising and circulation goes. My life is not pointless, and this is what I want to do with my time. I’m doing what I want to do Beets and I like it. Beets, why do you not like me? Everyone here thinks I’m a nice guy and you should too. I think you would like me if you got to know me better you motherfucking mark ass bitch. But seriously Beets, I don’t go around combing through your every written word looking for mistakes my friend, so why do you do it to me, trick? I would honestly like for us to get to know each other better so maybe we could end this bitter feud and find common ground and maybe become friends you Andy Gump busta ass motherfucka.


P.S. lets give it a try, friend.

Posted by: Pookie at March 17, 2009 1:16 AM

Whoa! That was very cathartic.

Posted by: Pookie at March 17, 2009 1:24 AM

Glad to see you're finally comfortable with your sexuality, Pookums.

Posted by: I Love Beets at March 17, 2009 1:29 AM

It took me laying a foul tongue on you for you to speak to me with a kind word. That is why I put my bitches under a collar. Would you like for me to beat you with my shoe and own you bitch? You are like spoiled lunch meat, you serve no purpose. If I had a ranch I would bust your ass wide open.

Posted by: Pookie at March 17, 2009 2:18 AM

All right. Fine, Pookie, I'll make out with you. Jesus, you don't have to beg.

Posted by: I Love Beets at March 17, 2009 9:13 AM

Advertising and circulation? I didn't know Pookie was a paperboy.

Posted by: Jez at March 17, 2009 11:22 AM

Petra Haden and the Deal sisters, yes, those are both good ideas.

Okay, underground music business, make this happen.

Posted by: Eep at March 17, 2009 11:40 AM

Good to see other DJ Shadow fans out there. Been reading his myspace updates and looking forward to his new album, which I am guessing will rock just like the others.
I am hoping for more of a return to original dub/triphop but the last album's mix of rap, rock, and beats was nice if just for its flexibility.

Posted by: Trey at March 17, 2009 8:37 PM


















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