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Quick PajibaCon East business: I’m starting an email list, so if you’re going, please send me a message here. On to the news!

Jayhawks.jpgIn cool alt-country news, The Jayhawks are reuniting for a couple of summer shows this year. Band mainstays Gary Louris and Mark Olson will be getting together with the other members for the Primavira Sound ‘09 Festival in Barcelona (crap!) and the Basilica Block Party in Minneapolis (double crap!) later this year. But don’t give up hope - they’re supposedly going to do a fuller tour in 2010. Meanwhile, Olson and Louris are doing a short acoustic-only tour this month as well.
—TK


bs09logo_wh.gifIn more summer festival news, a sneak-peek for Seattle’s Bumbershoot Festival was released last week. Acts for the Labor Day festival include Sheryl Crow, Modest Mouse, De La Soul and Katy Perry. I understand festivals like this need to have a wide array of musical acts to appease the public, but Sheryl Crow? Really? The fact that she shares a bill with De La Soul makes my blood boil.
—Felicia


art.feingold.afp.gi.jpgSo, not to get all political, but Senator Russ Feingold (D-WI)? One of the cooler senators around (fact - I interned for Feingold in college. Awesome experience). In addition to being a juggernaut for the campaign finance movement and an all-around solid guy, he’s also got pretty good taste in music. How do I know? Because he’s releasing a series of video blogs about his favorite artists, many of which he learned about by taking constituent suggestions. Seriously. His first pick? Bon Iver, who won Pajiba’s favorite albums of 2009 poll. Check him out here - he even links to Iver’s MySpace page. He also has good things to say about some local artists.
—TK


strobelight-cover-art.jpgSpeaking of Sheryl Crow…Trent Reznor released an April Fools’ Day website promoting his false new album, Strobelight, produced by Timbaland. Check out track four, aptly named “Pussygrinder” featuring Crow. The website contains hilarious track listings and even comes equipped with its own douchey background music. The joke site comes in response to Chris Cornell’s very unfortunate and very real new album, Scream, which was produced by Timbaland. Reznor has been a vocal hater of the album, calling it “embarrassing.” Very much agreed, sir.


laurynhill.gifLauryn Hill, who I absolutely adore, is coming back to the stage. She’ll perform at the 2009 Montreux Jazz Festival. Shit. That’s in Switzerland, isn’t it. Crap again! Hill, who hasn’t performed since 2007 and hasn’t released an album in the 10 years (!) since The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill came out, has also been rumored to be working on an album since 2004. Damn, girl — get moving! We miss you!


rtg_stage.jpgMinneapolis announced the line-up for their premier summer concert Rock the Garden last week. The Decemberists will be headlining along with Calexico, Yeasayer and Solid Gold, who we featured here. The outdoor show is put on by The Walker Art Center/Sculpture Gardens in conjuction with Minneapolis Public Radio station The Current. Hopefully this year I’ll stay sober enough to actually remember being there. Oh fuck, who am I kidding?
—Felicia


Because I never pass up an opportunity to blather on about Atmosphere, here’s their latest video for “Glass House”:


20060625HO_Nineinchnails_450.jpgBecause we can never have enough Nine Inch Nails-related news, Josh Freese (second from the left), touring drummer for NIN (as well as a member of Devo, The Vandals and A Perfect Circle — jeez, busy much?) just released his second solo album, entitle Since 1972. That’s interesting news, but not as interesting as this: There are a variety of pricing options through his website: $7 gets you the digital download, $15 gets you the CD/DVD combination, $50 gets you the above plus a thank-you phone call and a t-shirt. It doesn’t stop there: $2,500 gets you, among other things, three items from his closet and the opportunity to “Change diapers and make bottles with me for an afternoon (preferably AFTER the lunch buffet at the Strip club).” Finally, $75,000 gets you: the album, shirt, you get to go on tour with him, he’ll make an EP about your life story, you get to take mushrooms with him and “cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL’s Lamborgini OR we play “quarters” and then hop on the Ouija board for a while”, and a flying trapeze lesson with Freese… among other bizarre things.

In other news, I now love Josh Freese.
—TK


Lest ye forget, here’s your Monday Afternoon Playlist.

Felicia: This week I am listening to Metric’s new album Fantasies. Since their album Old World Underground, Where Are You Now? is on my top ten favorite albums of all time list, it’s hard for me to accept any of their new stuff as spectacular as that. It’s like comparing the one that got away to anyone that enters your life afterwards. They never really measure up. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good album but it’s just not the same. Aside from the current single “Help I’m Alive,” I am digging “Stadium Love.”

Sean: I’ve been listening to (rather, trying to listen to) a lot of Thirsty Merc this week. I discovered this Australian retro-rock band thanks to Pandora, and, like many foreign bands, it’s turned out to be a major goddamn frustration finding their music. It’s a shame. At heart, they’re a straight-up rock band, but from what I’ve been able to hear, they’re fairly deft at moving between radio-friendly pop-rock, moving ballads and old-style party rock, throwing in a few quick-paced and snarky tracks for good measure. “I Wish Somebody Would Build A Bridge (So I Can Get Over Myself)” is a solid example. I really wish Grooveshark had “In The Summertime,” but this one will do. It seems that I could buy their CDs from Amazon Marketplace, but the U.S. iTunes store doesn’t sell their albums, and I can’t find anywhere else to buy them digitally. Can any Aussie Pajibans possibly help me out somehow? Or AmeriJibans who can tell me how stupid I am and provide a link?

TK: I cannot stop listening to the 6-track EP for the upcoming NIN|JA tour, mainly because of the tantalizing two tracks by Street Sweeper. The band, comprised of Rage Against the Machine’s Tom Morello and Boots Riley of The Coup, is chock full of nasty guitar riffs and powerful, anthemic hip hop. It’s a thing of beauty. This track, “The Oath” is particularly juicy.

Jez: Angry Samoans, “My Old Man’s A Fatso” - For some reason I had to listen to this the other day when it popped into my head. My 7-year old son is starting to become more rebellious, which is to be expected, and I have to admit that I’d be a bit disappointed if he just took what we handed to him, but this song made me realize that I’ve become the old man in this song. “My old man’s a fatso, he’s got a bathtub for a mouth/My old man’s a fatso, but you know that he owns this house!” The Queers’ version is in the playlist…

ShepRitz: Cursive- “Excerpts from Various Notes Strewn About the Bedroom of April Conolly”. A friend got me into Cursive, via a mix-cd years ago. And I fell in love with this song, listening to it over and over. Tim Kasher’s vocals, (always emotional), never put forth such a dramatic up, down and all around tense display as he does on this track. The thick, dark cello provides the perfect backdrop for the story about a relationship’s end. The intense vocal melody, as well as the Dismemberment Plan-like start/stopping time changes draw and carry the listener’s attention along with every note.

In order, the top five album sales from last week:


  1. Now That’s What I Call Music 30. (author note: Fucking THIRTY?!?!)

  2. Hannah Montana: The Movie - OST

  3. Twilight - OST

  4. Keri Hilson - In A Perfect World

  5. Kelly Clarkson - All I Ever Wanted


TK and Felicia write about music news every week. They’ll see you in Hell.


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Comments

ROCK THE GARDEN WOOOOO!!!!! I CAN'T AFFORD TICKETS WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


....Sad fake excitement.

Posted by: ChristianH at April 6, 2009 12:07 PM

Can everyone go back to making fun of NIN now? I feel like the world has kidnapped my hideous baby and they are not giving it back. I don't like it. Give it back.

Posted by: Samanthrax at April 6, 2009 12:08 PM

Scream is the worst thing I have ever heard. I saw the video awhile ago on Mtv (shock!) and my brother and I thought it was a joke. Nope. Completely unnecessary music.

Posted by: rayliota at April 6, 2009 12:12 PM

I never had any cool music cred, so I don't feel like I'm losing anything by liking Chris Cornell's album. Scream is a good track. So is Ground Zero. He has a good voice. It's not a tour de force - Timberland could have done it in his sleep, but what? A rock singer with some beats. Neither particularly exciting nor somehow instantly doomed to failure.

Posted by: twig at April 6, 2009 12:14 PM

I certainly won't condemn anyone for liking Scream - each their own and whatnot. But as a hardcore Soundgarden fan, listening to it makes me want to slash my throat with my copy of Badmotorfinger.

In case anyone was waiting for the review, that was it.

Posted by: TK at April 6, 2009 12:16 PM

Exactly TK. It feels like...betrayal. Silly, I know, but why in the world would he do something like this? Why? WHY!!!!!!!!??????? Now I'm getting worked up. And pissed off.

Posted by: rayliota at April 6, 2009 12:20 PM

Reznor and Timbaland? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is an absolutely hilarious April Fools joke. I adore Reznor.

SHUT UP CHRIS CORNELL.

I have to ask, how is Sheryl Crow less offensive than Katy Perry. She makes the baby Jesus cry.

Freese has been involved with a ton of other bands too. He is also one of the founding members of APC.

Posted by: Melody at April 6, 2009 12:23 PM

At first, when I read the part about Lauryn Hill at The Montreux Jazz festival, I read it as "Montreal" and nearly squeed in my pants. Then you said something about it being in Europe, and was sad again. Awwwwwww...

Either way, heard some clips from Scream, aaaaaaaand it sucked. A lot. And I'm not just saying that because I love NIN and I would let Trent Reznor do the weird stuff to me.

Dons "Team Reznor" shirt.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at April 6, 2009 12:24 PM

I must admit, I laughed a little when I heard the one single from Cornell's album on the radio.

Posted by: Julie at April 6, 2009 12:25 PM

Minneapolis is kicking ass this year. And yet no one wants to do a Bacon Mid West.

For shame, everybody. For shame.

Oh who am I kidding? Like I can afford anything at the moment, let alone a fancy rock festival, even if it does have The Decemberists, Calexico, Yeasayer, and Solid Gold.

I am really digging The Rake's Song by The Decemberists. A catchy song about child murder. Fantastic.

Posted by: Snath at April 6, 2009 12:28 PM

Lauren Hill, I've missed you. Please come back. Please?

Posted by: Melody at April 6, 2009 12:28 PM

Okay, so Pajibans went to SXSW, and are now having Pajibacon East....any Pajibans out here in the barren, and currently freezing Midwest? I'd LOVE to have a Pajibans in the Middle Fest!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at April 6, 2009 12:42 PM

Isn't it Lauryn Hill with a y? I could be wrong. Anyhoodle, apparently she's been swimming around in a sea of crazy for a few years, but I still luvs her.

I can never decide if Reznor is hot or not. I know his voice does strange things to my thighs.

I was on-topic, so can I just add this? EVERYONE at work is pissing me off today. I mean everyone.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at April 6, 2009 12:43 PM

EVERYONE.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at April 6, 2009 12:44 PM

Sean, they have links on their site:

http://www.thirstymerc.com/releases

Posted by: Cindy at April 6, 2009 12:46 PM

Sheryl Crow is totally offensive.

Feingold is brilliant.

Bacon Midwest? Yes, please! Maybe next year, assuming we haven't had to resort to a Mad Max/mennonite lifestyle by then?

Or maybe expecially if we have to resort to a Max/mennonite lifestyle.

Posted by: frumpiefox at April 6, 2009 12:46 PM

My one friend did the $50 option for the Josh Freese album, and already spoke to him on the phone. Said it was one of the awesomest experiences of his life.

Posted by: lizzieborden at April 6, 2009 12:49 PM

I never thought I'd say this, but I wish I lived in Minneapolis. And that I could afford to go to Rock the Garden. Damn.

Posted by: Melissa at April 6, 2009 1:01 PM

I would do a midwest bacon. Wait. What counts as midwest? 'Cause, I'm in Ohio and that gets called midwest, but I don't actually consider it midwest.

PS: Snuggiepants, I will kick someone's ass if you want me to. I'd totally do it for you. "Everything I do, I do it for you..." And 5..6..7..8...choreograph me a routine! (Jazz Hands would be nice, but not required.)

Posted by: Lainey at April 6, 2009 1:12 PM

What's wrong with Minneapolis?

Posted by: Snath at April 6, 2009 1:13 PM

Lainey you totally count in Ohio. I'm in Indiana. We just feel so *sniff* left out *tear* out here in fly-over country...

Posted by: dammitjanet at April 6, 2009 1:16 PM

I've tried that, Cindy. Those iTunes links are for the Australian store. And being that iTunes is kind of a dick, we Americans can't buy from there. I'm trying to avoid buying physical CDs, because I have no use for waiting for them to arrive, ripping them onto my PC, and then never touching them again. Attn: music industry - want digital.

Thank you, though.

Posted by: Sean at April 6, 2009 1:17 PM

Lainey Thank you for reminding me of my happy place, I need it today. Ok here goes:

lip synch with all of this....

Dig if u will the picture (do a digging motion then make a picture frame with your fingers while your eyes look really fierce)

Of u and I engaged in a kiss (of course put your back to the camera and do that fake huggy kissy thing)

The sweat of your body covers me (run your hands all over yourself and then make a stinky face)

Can u my darling (point to camera)

Can u picture this? (point to camera accusingly)

Dream if u can a courtyard (just sort of splay your hands out like "can't you see this imaginary place?")

An ocean of violets in bloom (make wavey movements with your hands or pretend to smell a flower)

Animals strike curious poses (der--act like a chipmunk who just saw something VERY interesting--cock your head--FREEZE)

They feel the heat (I really never came up with anything for this)

The heat between me and u (make pelvic thrusting motions--my grandmother loved this part--while squinting your eyes)

How can u just leave me standing? (point to yourself, you are standing)

Alone in a world thats so cold? (so cold) (put arms around body and shiver)

Maybe Im just 2 demanding (hold out your fist, look angry)

Maybe Im just like my father 2 bold (I used to act like I was stroking my beard then do the fist thing again, hey I was 13 ok?)

Maybe youre just like my mother (make an hourglass shape with your hands)

Shes never satisfied (shes never satisfied) (more pelvic thrust movements, yes I know that's gross in the context of someone's mother)

Why do we scream at each other (pretend to scream silently)

This is what it sounds like (what? cup your hand over your ear, do chipmunk thing again)

When doves cry (this is the BEST movement: when it says "doves" do your arms up like in a floaty flying motion, then when your arms are coming down, quickly track tears on your face with your index fingers)

Thanks Lainey. I feel better.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at April 6, 2009 1:24 PM

Nothing's wrong with Minneapolis, but overall, I can't live in that region of the country because I absolutely detest cold weather and snow. I'd die come wintertime. Pennsylvania is cold enough for my blood as it is!

Posted by: Melissa at April 6, 2009 1:35 PM

I'm in Ohio too...let me know if something actually gets organized.

Posted by: lateformyfuneral at April 6, 2009 1:41 PM

I'm crying. Tears. (fluttering my fingers down my cheeks) That was beautiful. You are my Dancing Queen.

Posted by: Lainey at April 6, 2009 2:00 PM

What's wrong with Minneapolis?

That joke of a football team.


"What's wrong with Atlanta?"...

Posted by: Jay at April 6, 2009 2:07 PM

Yes, Reznor is hot.

Posted by: rayliota at April 6, 2009 2:26 PM

"cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL’s Lamborgini"

STORYTIME!

I was driving home from a party once, heading to my boyfriend's house when BAM! Some tool (HA!) in a little convertible runs a redlight, and smashes the hell out of the side of my car. The driver was a dirty rock star looking boy, and in the passenger was this short bald guy in the suit. After shaking off my initial fuzziness from the wreck, I write down his license plate. I call my boyfriend to let him know I just got in a wreck. They come over and...

Rock Star Guy: Please hang up the phone.
Me: Um, no.
RSG (notably shaking and probably coked-up off his ass): Hey, I'm from a famous band.
Me: Um, okay. Which one?
RSG: Hang up the phone, and I'll tell you.
Boyfriend: NO NO NO NO!
(I hang up the phone)
RSG: I'm Danny Lohner from Nine Inch Nails. I tell you what...how much damage do you think you have here? $1000?
Me: I have no idea.
RSG: Here, I'll give you $1500, and we'll call it even.

He then hands me a giant wad of money, they go pick their bumper up from the middle of the street, and get ready to drive off, but not before leaning out the car window and offering up this gem: "Take that money and go buy The Fragile." In my holy-shit-he-just-handed-me-a-wad-of-cash daze, he must have taken my paper with the license plate number on it, because it was suddenly missing.

I'm pretty sure he just hit me to promote his album.

In conclusion, I got my car fixed for $1300, but the only side bumper I could find was red...my car was blue. SO I took the red bumper, and put on it a Nine Inch Nails "Broken" sticker.

Posted by: jamiepants at April 6, 2009 2:31 PM

Jamiepants, how is it possible that you haven't told that story before? That's fantastic.

Posted by: TK at April 6, 2009 2:34 PM

But did you buy The Fragile? Sooooo worth it.

Posted by: rayliota at April 6, 2009 2:34 PM

Jamiepants, that's awesome. I keep saying whenever I get back to NO, I so going to find Reznor's house in the Quarter. After I get my cup of Cafe du Monde to start the day off right.

Posted by: Melody at April 6, 2009 2:53 PM

Melody, I'll go with you!

jamiepants, that was quite the story! You should tell more stories. I enjoy them.

Posted by: Lainey at April 6, 2009 3:34 PM

Snuggiepants, that is the BEST dance I've ever heard of. I might have cracked up, all alone in my office, and passerby might have looked at me weird.

Posted by: Jeni at April 6, 2009 4:08 PM

Thanks, Jeni! I really truly made that up when I was 13. I didn't include the other verses, too much work time has been sucked out of my life today due to the porn debate thread. I should have spent more time over in the happiness of this thread.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at April 6, 2009 4:29 PM

jamiepants, great story!

I also just wanted to say that I find it hilarious that Russ Feingold has hipper taste in music than I do. I need to get out more obviously...

Posted by: GreenMyEyes at April 6, 2009 4:46 PM

Bacon Midwest!

Posted by: branded at April 6, 2009 6:03 PM

For those of you who are worried about affording Rock the Garden, you can sign up to be an MPR member and you get a free ticket. The minimum donation is $60/yr for the ticket (they take $5 out of your account once a month, OR you can pay it in one lump sum). The Walker is also offering a deal like this, although I don't know what the minimum donation is for them.

See you there! I'll be the one passed out on the hill.

Posted by: Felicia at April 6, 2009 6:22 PM

I just want to say that I like Sheryl Crow's eponymous album. It's not a bad album.

However, that album was made a decade ago, and I don't know anything else by her except for the single from her debut album (which is a mildly annoying song).

I'd also like to note that of Modest Mouse's last three albums, I only liked one of them better than Sheryl Crow.

Posted by: NF at April 6, 2009 9:43 PM

PAJIBACON MIDWEST!!!! ROCK THE GARDEN!!! WE! SHOULD! DO IT!!!

Posted by: ChristianH at April 6, 2009 11:53 PM

I have no idea which PajiBacon is right for me. It's "West" By-God, but that's only relative to Virginia. Parts of my state are north of Pittsburgh (but we're not northern) and south of Richmond (but we're not southern). It's 300 miles to the coast (so we're not east) and 300 miles to Indiana (so we're not midwest).

Only one thing to do ... West PajiniaCon.

My house. Right now.

"Dancin' With Myse-helf ..."
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Sheryl Crow is totally offensive.

Posted by: frumpiefox at April 6, 2009 12:46 PM
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Couldn't agree more.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 7, 2009 12:21 AM