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Music News / TK & Felicia

Music | February 2, 2009 | Comments (28)


Welcome to the new home for Music News. Every Monday we’ll be running the latest and not-always-greatest-actually-sometimes-awful news about the music world. Read, or die.


iver.jpgLet’s start off with some crap about you, fair readers. You may remember a couple of weeks ago, we talked about our top five favorite albums of 2008. It got a great (and incredibly diverse) response. Well, I’ve tallied them all together (ignoring the cheaters who posted more than once, all runner-up entries, and those of you who just don’t know how to follow simple fucking instructions), and here are the five most popular ones, in order.

5 — Santogold: Santogold
4 — Fleet Foxes: Fleet Foxes
3 — TV On The Radio: Dear Science
2 — Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog: Original Soundtrack
1 — Bon Iver: For Emma, Forever Ago

Congrats to Bon Iver — the Pajibites have spoken and they dig you. I confess that I’m still not feeling TV On The Radio, but hey — you’re all entitled to your opinions, even if they’re wrong.

On to the news!

CannibalCorpse.jpgLast time around, I talked about the ridiculously awesome Scion Rock Fest in Atlanta. Well, there’s another awesome metal/hardcore/choose your label concert coming — the horribly named Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival, in Sacramento. Of course it would be on the other side of the goddamn country. Click here for details, but the freak-o/awesome lineup includes:

Marilyn Manson
Slayer
Bullet For My Valentine
Trivium
All That Remains
Cannibal Corpse
Job For A Cowboy
Behemoth
Black Dahlia Murder

But… fuckin’ Cannibal Corpse, people. Again, I demand that one of you attend and report back to me. DO NOT DISOBEY ME.

The Greatest Video Ever Made, No, Really, I Mean It:


—TK


clarkson1.jpgThe original American Idol Kelly Clarkson currently holds the number one spot on the top iTunes song downloads with her new single “My Life Would Suck Without You.” A better and more relateable title for me would have been, “My Life Sucks Regardless of Who Is Currently Fucking It Up.” I have to admit I kind of secretly like Clarkson, but then again she shares the iTunes top ten with such abominations as The Pussycat Dolls and Jason Mraz. Scott Stapp lying in a puddle of Chad Kroger’s vomit would look good next to those two. Wait, that might be going too far. Chris Daughtry lying in a puddle of Chad Kroger’s vomit would look good next to those two. Yes, that’s better.

I will be satisfied the day people start buying even slightly better music. I also will be satisfied the day iTunes stops suggesting I buy a Smash Mouth album. Where the fuck did they draw that connection with my music-buying habits? I am thoroughly offended and I think we need to break up. Don’t call me iTunes, I’ll call you.
—Felicia


radiohead245.jpgThis year The Grammys are going to attempt to not bore the shit out of its viewers by featuring performances by Radiohead, Paul McCartney and Kanye West. These performances will be nice breaks between the industry kissing the asses of horrible musicians. Unfortunately this is the same stage that will be raped by Kenny Chesney and The Jonas Brothers on the same night. Let’s all make sure we say a little prayer for Kanye’s Auto-Tuner. All hail Radiohead!!! (ed. note: U2 and Kid Rock have just been added as well. This thing is gonna be like five hours long — and I’ll be real-time reviewing it. Why? Because I hate myself.—TK) The Grammys air on CBS February 8.
—Felicia


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Three words that will make you beg for death — “Thriller”: The Musical. I shit you not.
—TK


pjharvey1.jpgMaybe in a way to make it up to us, the universe’s response is to give us a Broadway play scored by PJ Harvey. Harvey wrote the music for the revival of Ibsen’s play, Hedda Gabler, which stars Mary-Louise Parker and opened January 25, 2009.
—Felicia


Anyone watch the Super Bowl last night? I gotta say, Springsteen? I love the guy but… meh. And that little back and forth between him and Silvio Dante was so painfully and awkwardly forced that it just made me want to look away. However, the part when Springsteen inadvertently teabagged a camera was quite the highlight. I mean, it’s not Janet Jackson level, but it made it at least amusing.
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—TK


metric.jpgIn indie rock news and news that actually makes me happy, Canadian band Metric is following in the footsteps of Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails and self-releasing a new album via their website, I Love Metric, on March 2, 2009. Here is the new single called, “Help I’m Alive.”


—Felicia


In case anyone is curious, here’s a Monday Afternoon Mixtape of what we’re currently listening to:

Felicia: Land of Talk - Some Are Lakes. Yet another indie Canadian band that I am falling in love with. Check out the single “Some Are Lakes.”

TK: Coldcut’s True Skool, from 2006’s absolutely fucking brilliant Sound Mirrors. It’s got it all — ass-bumpin’ percussion, great sampling, and the phenomenal Roots Manuva proclaiming, “Pump your fist and stamp your footsie / If you can’t dance just wiggle your tootsie.”

Christian: Mason Proper, Olly Oxen Free. Somehow I missed this band last year, but I’m definitely glad to have found them now! Check out the video for “Lock and Key” on YouTube (it’s awesome)!

Boo: I’m listening to MGMT, “Electric Feel” from Oracular Spectacular. I shake the booty. It’s either the head band or the booty band, you know. Help me. I’m sincerely addicted.

Chris: “Chasing Ghosts” by Snob Scrilla from The Day Before… A hip hop song about money. Big surprise, until you realize it’s about donating said mad cash to charity. It’s got a scrumptiously angsty hook to boot, making its unique rhyming call for philanthropy that much more satisfying.

ShepRitz: “Save It for Later” on 1992’s Special Beat Service, by The English Beat. A fantastic pop song from the former ska-masters featuring one of the best anticipation-and-delivery chorus hooks and a light dash of brass to add that extra zing. AND they still play out live: Philly tomorrow, in fact.

Sean.: The Break and Repair Method’s “Forget About the Brightside”, off of Milk The Bee. Breezy, piano-based pop record from the former drummer of Matchbox Twenty; so good it makes Rob Thomas look like more of a douchebag.

Caspar: Furr, by Blitzen Trapper. “Lady On The Water” takes a beautiful Dylanesque ballad and adds all sorts of wobbly synthetic sounds. Great modern Americana.

Jez: “A Ghost to Most” by The Drive-By Truckers, off of Brighter Than Creations Dark. There are a lot of great songs on this album, but this is the first song by Cooley to actually draw tears from me. I don’t know what the hell this song is even about, but there are a lot of personal meanings to me, and a lot of crushing sadness in this one that also makes me feel hopeful. “Skeletons ain’t got nowhere to stick their money.”

That about wraps things up, folks. Oh, a couple more things: Taylor Swift’s Fearless is yet again number one on the charts, Britney Spears’ Circus still sucks rotten donkey dick, and God has clearly abandoned us.

TK and Felicia have recently joined forces to rule the universe and rock your faces off. Do not look directly at them, or your eyes will boil in their sockets.









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Comments

Well, in my humble opinion, a Thriller musical could have the potential to totally rock. (Coming from the girl that has wet pants for a Queen musical, so take it for what it's worth.)

Posted by: boo at February 2, 2009 12:14 PM

And WHO is going to see Cannibal Corpse in March without the necessity of going to a douche-ly named rock fest?

Oh yeah, that's me.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Posted by: boo at February 2, 2009 12:16 PM

TK & Felicia !?!?!?!?

Is that like Captain and Tennille?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 2, 2009 12:21 PM

Two things: Apparently The Flaming Lips have been hard at work on a Broadway production of Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots. No, I'm not kidding. But I heard this months ago. I have no idea if the project is still moving forward. And Colin Meloy's writing a musical. He tried to write one before, but a director called it "unstageable". So, the songs became the new Decemberists album. I'm not kidding. But I am stoked.

One last thing: "Help I'm Alive" is fucking sweet. I have missed Metric so the last few years. Now they are back, and I can be cleansed of my withdrawal...for a time.

Posted by: Audiosuede at February 2, 2009 12:22 PM

Oooooh, I love the little mixed tape playlist idea. Please do that every week.
Also, can someone remind me ot the I Love Metric CD when it comes out? I'm no good at doing that remembering thing.

Posted by: jamiepants at February 2, 2009 12:29 PM

Audiosuede did you pick up the new single for free on their website? It's nice.
Also, I love the fact that Snob Scrilla exists. Mostly because of the use of the word Scrilla which I didn't think anyone really said.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at February 2, 2009 12:47 PM

Cooley's the shit. He owns that record.

Also: Is there anyone under ... um, I'm gonna say 25 who finds it at all possible to believe that Michael Jackson ruled the universe for a few years starting with -- what was it called, "Off the Wall"? And ending with "Thriller."

I know if I were 25 I'd think, "THAT freak? Crazytalk."

Posted by: bucdaddy at February 2, 2009 1:18 PM

Eh I hate half time shows on principle. So I went and baked a loaf of bread during half time instead, because that's how I roll.

Posted by: stipe42 at February 2, 2009 1:18 PM

Re: The Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival lineup -

Marilyn Manson - What? He's even still going? He peaked with Antichrist Superstar, pissed off a lot of his fans by going all poppy-electronica on Mechanical Animals, backtracked stylistically with Holy Wood (seriously, 'The Fight Song' could have been passed off as an alternate take on 'The Beautiful People' and noone would have noticed) and has faded into irrelevance ever since all of his fans grew up and realised that croaky voices, self-mutilation and Satanism weren't shocking, they were just cliché.

Slayer - Okay, Slayer were an awesome band. Back when they released Reign In Blood. Now they're as musically stagnant as the pool of urine the local hobo sleeps in, even if Lombardo is back in the group.

Bullet For My Valentine - I'll give these guys kudos for being decent musicians and having a beefy production on their recorded output (Andy Sneap outdid himself with the guitar tones in particular), but I already own At The Gates' Slaughter Of The Soul, so most modern metalcore seems redundant to me.

Trivium - Again, great musicianship, but an utter inability to do anything interesting with it. I had a soft spot for their Ascendancy album for about three months. Now, the most entertaining thing about Trivium is this video.

All That Remains - I keep telling you guys, I've already fucking got Slaughter Of The Soul!

Cannibal Corpse - *bangs head in tribute* I have everything they've ever released.

Job For A Cowboy - the demo showed promise, the Doom EP was a great deathcore release, then on Genesis they turned into a competent if unexciting semi-technical DM band. Nice lads, though - I interviewed them for Ultimate Metal once.

Behemoth - Awesomeness. A whirling torrent of hate and extremity.

Black Dahlia Murder - Now this is how you rip off At The Gates. These guys do it so skilfully and gleefully that they actually earn a pass.

So, three bands there I'd watch. Good thing I'm on the wrong continent.

Posted by: Dill The Devil at February 2, 2009 1:18 PM

So I went and baked a loaf of bread during half time instead, because that's how I roll.

How did you not turn that sentence into "and baked bread during half time instead, because that's how I loaf"? You've angered the pun gods with this missed opportunity.

Posted by: branded at February 2, 2009 1:30 PM

That Metric song is pretty excellent. Haven't heard of them before, so I'll check out more. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Gabs at February 2, 2009 1:40 PM

I thought "roll" was a cleverer pun, because:
1. you must roll out the dough flat,
2. then you roll it up into a jelly roll
3. and "roll" is another type of bread product

So really I nailed three puns in one, all by using a normal phrase instead of a forced one.

Posted by: stipe42 at February 2, 2009 1:43 PM

dear tk,

you have made my day by posting the teabagging incident. I didn't watch the superbowl -- took my dog to the park and beach respectively -- but now that you have posted the highlight in all its lens-to-sac glory, I feel at peace. your lead-in sentence had me cracking up, and I plan on returning to the clip whenever I need to laugh the pain of office work away.

I feel I ought to send you a nice fruit basket...

Posted by: melia at February 2, 2009 1:59 PM

I was already with you on three. I blame different techniques for one and two.

I had stopped following Metric news. So glad to hear about the upcoming album!

Posted by: branded at February 2, 2009 2:05 PM

Yes, that whole Land of Talk record is wondrous. Even better is seeing Elizabeth sing for Broken Social Scene.

Mary Louise Parker + PJ Harvey? Crushfest2009.

Posted by: Chris P. at February 2, 2009 2:32 PM

I also think a Thriller musical could be good. Michael Jackson needs some cash. He could play the Zombie Michael now without makeup, which would save on expenses.

Posted by: BWeaves at February 2, 2009 2:38 PM

Metric? Album? Free?

*Twitch*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

That is all.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at February 2, 2009 2:39 PM

Thriller: The Musical???? All hail the king of pop! Bow down before his will because there will be awesome zombie dancing on stage! My only requirement is that they get Geoffrey Rush to do the Vincent Price rap portion. This needs to happen, or so help me Broadway! I will cut you!.

Posted by: PissBoy at February 2, 2009 2:46 PM

Thank you for reminding me why I don't listen to death metal anymore.

I could never take the roaring seriously.

Posted by: Recondite at February 2, 2009 2:47 PM

I could never take the roaring seriously.

That was roaring? I thought it was just the white noise created by rapidly rubbing micro-testicles against a void of musical talent.

Posted by: stipe42 at February 2, 2009 2:49 PM

YEA, METRIC!!!

I don't know anyone else besides my sister who likes this band. Aren't people sad?

I've only see her perform solo live, because my weak, midgety chronic back pain, limping ass would get destroyed at a Metric show. She was still great!

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at February 2, 2009 3:13 PM

I just found out about this and im so fucking stoked its insane. FUCKING CANNIBAL CORPSE is my shit. Im literally going to kill babies before and after the show and cover myself in shit and seman (my seman of course)and my god im so happy.

Also my buddy works for Rockstar so i get free tix any dirty cum dumpsters want to go?

Posted by: Mijos Way at February 2, 2009 4:31 PM

In regards to Metric: I don't think the whole album is going to be free?? Don't quote me on that though. And maybe I'll review it for Pajiba when it comes out.

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Posted by: robert at February 2, 2009 9:06 PM

Uh, Felicia, we may have to fight for it.

Posted by: ChristianH at February 3, 2009 12:18 AM

I live just outside of Sacramento! But seriously, I'll never see that. Those bands are all on my "Who's Who of Bands I Hate" list. But if there are any other Central Valley endemics here, the UC Davis radio station puts on awesome shows with bands that are all over the map, musically. Just sayin.

Posted by: Kiki at February 3, 2009 3:26 AM

Oh, and I luuuuurve Metric. And I agree with Robert, interracial dating should be our nation's highest priority

Posted by: Kiki at February 3, 2009 3:30 AM

what's wrong with Jason Mraz? He's no prodigy, but I'd hardly categorize him with the Pussycat Dolls, suckage-wise.

Posted by: squeegie at February 3, 2009 11:42 AM


















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