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Lollapalooza 2009 - Grant Park, Chicago, IL / Felicia

Music | August 18, 2009 | Comments (16)


Lollapalooza 2009 came and went and I’m reminded again how old one can feel amongst throngs of teens and college kids.

Representing the youngest crowds were Peter, Bjorn & John and Passion Pit. PBJ have played Lolla multiple times and have had sound issues almost every single time. This year, I just found them outright boring. That, or I just wasn’t in the mood to listen to Peter’s nasally voice while a group of underage teens were falling down drunk right in front of me. It’s definitely part of the price I pay for attending these festivals, but it doesn’t mean I’m afraid to let fists fly over it. As for Passion Pit, it was actually one of the best shows of the weekend. I was afraid of getting tired of lead singer Michael Angelakos’ shrill voice, but it actually worked in the setting we were in. They were high energy and killed the crowd with “Little Secrets,” and of course “The Reeling” and “Sleepyhead.”



Another highlight of the weekend was the stellar representation of female-led bands, from Heartless Bastards, Ida Maria and Santigold to Bat for Lashes and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. The latter were last minute replacements for the ailing Beastie Boys and their outstanding performance was basically a giant middle finger to those who said they couldn’t hold a Lolla-sized crowd. Not only did they perform an amazing set, but Karen O more than proved she is a motherfucking ROCK STAR. They were commanding and powerful, yet humble at the same time. Highlights of the show were an extra slowed down version of “Maps,” and “Heads Will Roll.”

The best show of the weekend, for me personally, was Depeche Mode. I think Lizzie Borden summed it up perfectly in her concert review here last week. Dave Gahan both looked and sounded fantastic and they killed it with oldies like “Enjoy the Silence” and “Policy of Truth.” I mean, you all know how much I love synthesizers and it pretty much felt like I was at an emo 80’s prom, so I was in heaven. I’m so glad I chose the Mode over Kings of Leon in the end.

Snoop Dogg delivered what was expected, which was a party, with a nice little 2Pac tribute in the middle of his set. He was number one on my list to see during the weekend, but unfortunately festivals like Lolla don’t really draw a diverse crowd. I’m not trying to say white people don’t know how to party but…No wait, I am saying that. There were too many damn square-ass white people there, OK! I don’t like being the only one singing (or attempting to rap?) along to 2Pac’s “Hail Mary” in a crowd of 50,000 but I damn sure was that person.

There were two new-ish bands that really stood out to me: Hey Champ and The Gaslight Anthem. Hey Champ provided the background music from our walk from our hotel to the grounds, but just mere background sounds it wasn’t. Their beats are dance-y and synth-y. Big surprise I liked it, right? I should probably just marry a synth at this point in my life.

Gaslight Anthem provided the soundtrack of my friends beer-bonging with some new Aussie friends we made while it poured down rain. Their Jersey brand of music was perfect for that scene. You can tell just by listening to them they were heavily influenced by Springsteen. Perfect fist pumping music for after the beer bong explodes in your face due to the nozzle falling off, right? (Note: this actually happened to my friend. HAHA!)

The weekend wasn’t all flowers and sausages though. I definitely know we got shorted on the Mode show by 15 minutes, and from the sounds of it they cut out a significant portion from their regular show. Also, stay far, far away from a band called Gang Gang Dance unless you enjoy the sounds of toddlers banging on mom’s pots and pans with an Aboriginal tribe hollering in the background. The Killers also weren’t even good enough to get a mention on this website. What the fuck are they doing headlining a huge festival??? GO AWAY!!!

Lollapalooza is already prepping for 2010 with a secret $60 golden ticket sale held last week, which sold out promptly. Early bird tickets go on sale today, which is months earlier than past years. It seems the sell-out this year (“IN THIS ECONOMY!!!” As really irritating people would put it) has enthused the promoters to start stealing more of our money during a longer time frame. I look forward to creating more Port-A-Potty memories in the years to come. This was the first year I didn’t walk in on anyone ,and vice versa! Yay for me! I can add that to my list of accomplishments for 2009, which will accompany polishing off four plates of food at our hotel’s breakfast buffet and essentially staying irrelevant in regards to life in general.

Felicia is a winter loathing Minnesotan who is an office drone by day and a ninja blogger by night. You can find her bitching, complaining and getting in trouble at My Boring Life.


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Comments

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Posted by: andy at August 18, 2009 12:14 PM

How does one not love the D-O Double Gizzie? I think I've lost faith in humanity.

Oh, and spambot is a Jonas Brothers fan.

Posted by: admin at August 18, 2009 12:20 PM

It's no surprise to me that the Yeah Yeah Yeahs were as good as reported. I saw them a coupl'a years ago as part of another, smaller festival and they converted the group I was with (who had come to see either Neko Case or Guster) into full-blown Yeah Yeah Yeahs fans. To any non-believers, all I can say is, "Go see 'em. You won't be disappointed!"

Posted by: David at August 18, 2009 12:41 PM

No Tool? Huh?

Karen O is stellar.

Posted by: Melody at August 18, 2009 12:44 PM

Haha too bad Gang Gang Dance disappointed. I love their new single "First Communion".

Posted by: Chris P. at August 18, 2009 12:47 PM

Glad to hear Passion Pit is good live, I too was worried about their shelf life.

The thing that made me feel old when I attended last year was that I was dressed for the blistering heat in a tank top and shorts rather than as if an American Apparel ad had exploded all over me. Imagine my shame when I realized I was supposed to rock my gold lame tube top and vinyl leggings with gladiator sandals wrapped up the outside. Boy was my face red.

Posted by: MG at August 18, 2009 1:01 PM

I saw plenty of amazing bands this year. Yet, somehow, the band's performance that stuck with me was Dirty Sweet on the tiny BMI stage around noon on Saturday. The rest of my day didn;t go exactly as planned, but I'll be damned if they didn't set it off on the right mood.

Posted by: Stupid Rookie at August 18, 2009 2:16 PM

I'm also still debating whether or not Lou Reed is allowed to be as rude as he was to Band of Horses or not. I mean, the guy is a legend, and he played the ultimate song to end the set, but 20-25 minutes over on the other band's hour set? Is that really acceptable?

Posted by: Stupid Rookie at August 18, 2009 2:18 PM

Dirty Sweet is an AWESOME local San Diego band. I fell in love with them completely, and plan to become a groupie.

Posted by: nancy at August 18, 2009 5:23 PM

Fuck Perry Farrell in his stinking butthole.

He whined like a blubbering crybaby bitch that Lollapalooza 1996 was "too metal" because Soundgarden and Metallica were headlining. Funny how he didn't say shit back in 1992 when Pearl Jam was one of the headliners. Guess he was too busy backstage being double teamed by Flea and Anthony Keidis.

Posted by: Fappy Mcfapper at August 18, 2009 5:24 PM

nancy: They were small enough that I ran into them the next day just catching other bands. They were awesome to hang out with.

Posted by: Stupid Rookie at August 18, 2009 6:13 PM

Melody - Tool played at the same time as YYYs, and I'm not a big metal fan. I did hear the show was so-so though.

Chris - I had never heard of them before we stumbled upon them. I could possibly give them another chance.

MG - I had the same thoughts when I went last year. I swear if I'd have seen another skinny bitch walking around with knee-high boots in 100 degrees and blistering sun, I was going to go postal on someone.

Stupid Rookie - I will have to check them out. And Lolla NEVER goes as you plan it. Grant Park is too big and too many things like beer, weed, sore legs, etc. get in the way of the plans. And I heard Lou Reed did that. Usually the artists are kept to an extremely strict time schedule. Maybe he thought he was above it, which is a dick move in my book.

Posted by: Felicia at August 18, 2009 7:02 PM

So who's going to street scene in a couple weeks? I mean, besides me. I'm just sad the lineup isn't nearly as good as Lolla sounded. We do get Modest Mouse and Cake, however, and that makes my heart smile.

Posted by: the_wakeful at August 18, 2009 7:05 PM

aw. i was sad i didn't make it to lolla this year, but your dislike of the killers makes me happy.

Posted by: betsy at August 18, 2009 10:06 PM

women and their boring music...

Delta Signal was the surprise hit of the festival

Posted by: Malon at August 19, 2009 6:03 PM

Malon - women and their boring music...

What the hell is that supposed to mean? I sure as hell hope it's not a dig at me being a woman and my musical choices.

Posted by: Felicia at August 22, 2009 12:59 PM