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Review: Steven Spielberg’s ‘The Post’ Is Something Something


Review: 'Blame' is a Smart Look at High School Obsession and Rivalry


'Molly's Game' Review: The Assassination of Molly Bloom By the Smugly Coward Aaron Sorkin


We Watched Netflix's Infamous 'A Christmas Prince'


'The Bearded Lady and the Trapeze Artist' Is the Most Joyous, Crowd-Pleasing Movie of 2017


Goddamn It, Matt Damon (A 'Downsizing' Review)


Review: David Ayer Does His Typically Heavy-Handed, Testosterone-Fueled Thing With the Impressively Ludicrous ‘Bright’


'The Shape Of Water' Is A Fairy Tale Made For Misfits


Review: 'Pitch Perfect 3' Is Hot Aca-Garbage (Mostly)


Review: ‘Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle’ Continues to Work the Johnson-Hart Odd-Couple Vibe in a Reboot That’s Doing Too Damn Much


'Ferdinand' Review: There Are More Cost-Effective Ways to Buy Your Kids' Affections


What the Critics are Saying about the Ed Helms/Owen Wilson Film, 'Father Figures'


Review: 'All The Money In The World' Got Rid of Kevin Spacey, Still Sucks


Review: Christian Bale is a ‘Good Man’ in ‘Hostiles,’ a Film Disinterested in Analyzing Its Own Shortcomings


'Crooked House' Is A Straight-Forward Take On An Agatha Christie Classic


'Brawl in Cell Block 99' Will Make You Say 'Ho-lee Crap, Vince Vaughn!'


Review: 'Voyeur' Is The Netflix Doc That Will Have You Screaming AT Your Television


We Watched That Christmas Movie Where A Woman Falls For A Hot Hipster Ghost


Sean Baker's 'The Florida Project' Explores the Paucity of the American Dream in the Shadow of Disney World


Review: Denzel Is Very Disappointed in the Director of 'Roman J. Israel, Esq'


'The Disaster Artist' Review: Leave Your Negative Reviews in Your Pocket


Review Roundup: Woody Allen's Latest Is A Creepy Piece of Sh*t? We're Shocked!


36 Reasons 'While You Were Sleeping' Is the Best Romantic Comedy of All Time


Armie Hammer Makes Us Swoon In 'Call Me By Your Name'


Review: 'The Man Who Invented Christmas' Is A Radiant Holiday Delight


Review: 'Angelica' Feels Like 'Alias Grace' Meets 'The Babadook'


Review: Greta Gerwig’s Fantastic ‘Lady Bird’ Combines Early Aughts Nostalgia With Profound Emotional Honesty


Review: 'Darkest Hour' Is A War Movie That Feels Shockingly Safe


Review: 'Wonder' Is the Kindest Film of 2017


Review: Flawed 'Justice League' Is a Sign of Better Things To Come


'Bombshell: The Hedy Lamarr Story': The Perfect Feminist Tale For Our Times


Mel Gibson is the Most Garbage Part of the Already Garbage ‘Daddy’s Home 2’


Review: 'Mayhem' Is A Mean, Hot Mess Of A Movie


TIFF Review: 'Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri' Mixes Profane Dark Comedy with Honest Humanity


Review: 'Thelma' Offers A Sexy And Bittersweet Tale of Monsters And Lesbian Love


Review: The Brief But Wholly Satisfying Netflix Documentary 'Long Shot'


Review: 'Bad Mom's Christmas' Is a Lousy Sequel (and Sarandon Can Go F--k Herself)


For 'Thor Ragnarok,' We Salute You


Netflix Review: 'The Meyerowitz Stories' Review: Noah Baumbach Gives Adam Sandler Another Shot at Legitimacy


Review: 'Thank You For Your Service' Puts a Very Real Face to PTSD


'Jigsaw' Review: Let the Games Begin, I Guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Review: George Clooney's Politics Does Not Play Well with the Coen Brothers' Script in 'Suburbicon'


I Figured Out the Perfect Way to Watch ‘Geostorm’


'The Killing of a Sacred Deer' Review: Yorgos Lanthimos’s Contemptuous, Vacuous Follow Up to 'The Lobster'


'Wonderstruck' Offers A Beautiful But Hollow Kiddie Adventure


'The Snowman': Please Go Watch It And Explain It To Me Because I Don't Get It


BHFF Review: Gay Romance Turned Horror Story, 'Rift' Rattles Us Raw


'Only the Brave' Review: Do NOT Go Into This Movie Blindly


Review: "The Foreigner" Is Not What You're Expecting, and That Is To Its Credit


NYFF Review: 'The Venerable W.' The Tale Of An Evil Buddhist Monk Shows Parallels To Trump


Review: 'Marshall' Is Fine, But Not Worthy of The Man It Depicts


Review: 'Professor Marston and the Wonder Women' And the Importance of a Diverse Review Staff


Review: 'Goodbye Christopher Robin' Turns Winnie The Pooh Into A Tragedy


'Happy Death Day' Is Stupid, But Not in the Fun Way


My 5-Year-Old Reviews 'My Little Pony: The Movie,' Kind Of


'Blade Runner 2049' Review: Emotionally Brilliant, Intellectually Shallow


'Gerald's Game' and the Differences Between Female and Male Protagonists In Film


Review: 'The Mountains Between Us' Is Terrible, But Idris Does Take Off His Shirt, So ...


'My Little Pony: The Movie' Review: We're Here For Emily Blunt As Angry Goth Pony


'Gerald's Game' Review: Fear in a Handful of Dust


Fantastic Fest Review: Do You Dare Enter 'Haunters: The Art Of The Scare'?


"Flatliners" Review: A Brain Dead Movie About Brain Death. How Meta!


'American Made' Review: Tom Cruise's Terrifically Enjoyable 'True' Story


Fantastic Fest Review: Takashi Miike's 'Blade Of The Immortal' Asks If You Can Have Too Much Samurai Slaying?


Fantastic Fest Review: Nic Cage Just Wants His Kids Dead In 'Mom And Dad'


'The Lego Ninjago Movie' Review (A TK/Wee-K Production)


'Stronger' Review: A Complicated Relationship Drama Starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Tatiana Maslany


'Friend Request': Mildly Interesting, Ultimately Pointless... Just Like Facebook.


Review: Mo' Battle, Mo' Sexes


Fantasia Review: 'Ocean's Eleven' Meets 'The Breakfast Club' In 'Bad Genius'


Review: 'Kingsman: The Golden Circle' Is Entertaining, But It's Not Very Good


Review: 'Victoria and Abdul' Aims For Charming, Hits Insulting


‘American Assassin’ Is As Dull as Ditch-Water


Review: Darren Aronofsky’s ‘mother!’ Is a Whole Heck of a Lot


Review: Brie Larson's 'Unicorn Store' Is Less Twee and Insufferable Than You Might Think


TIFF Review: Margot Robbie Turns In Her Best Performance To Date in the Funny, Profane 'I, Tonya'


TIFF Review: Louis C.K. Courts Controversy with His Woody Allen Inspired ‘I Love You, Daddy'


The Charlie Sheen 9/11 Movie Is--You Guessed It--Exploitative Trash


TIFF Review: Matt Damon Gets Small in Alexander Payne's High-Concept 'Downsizing'


'The Wilde Wedding' Review: Putting Hair On Patrick Stewart Is The First Of Many Bad Choices


'It' Review: Hail to the King


Review: Reese Witherspoon Robs The Frat House In 'Home Again'


'Tulip Fever' is the 'Punk'd' of Costume Dramas


'The Layover' Review: Or The Movie That Made Me Pine For The Sweet Release Of Death


'Goon: Last of the Enforcers' Review: More Mature Does Not Always Mean Better


That Time MTV Made The Worst Horror Movie You've Never Seen


Review: Adam Wingard's 'Death Note' IS DOA


Review: 'Bushwick' Blows, Delivering Hipster Bullshit And Too Little Dave Bautista


'Red Christmas' Review: The Anti-Abortion Holiday Movie No One Asked For


Review: The Spirit of Renny Harlin (and the Abs of Ryan Reynolds) Live On in 'The Hitman's Bodyguard'


Review: Aubrey Plaza Turns To Stalking And Obsession In 'Ingrid Goes West'


‘Annabelle: Creation’ Is Formulaic Horror Done Right(ish)


'The Glass Castle': Finally, A Movie That Makes Your F*cked Up Family Look Good


Just FYI, There’s a New Movie Out from the Writer of ‘Hell or High Water’ and ‘Sicario,’ And You Don’t Need to See It


Review: Halle Berry's 'Kidnap' Is the Worst Movie of 2017


Review: 'The Dark Tower' Hasn't Forgotten The Face Of Its Father, But It Has Forgotten His Voice


Fantasia Review: South Korea's 'A Day' Is 'Groundhog Day' With A Hitchcock Twist


Review: 'The Night Watchmen' Delivers Vampire-Zombie Clowns, What More Could You Want?


Review: 'Fun Mom Dinner' Is Either A Scathing Parody, Or Just An Excruciatingly Mediocre Comedy


'Santoalla' Review: What Ever Happened To Martin Verfondern?


'Atomic Blonde' Proves Packing A Punch Isn't Always Pretty


These Critics Saw 'The Emoji Movie' So You Don't Have To So Pay Your Respects


Look, I Think We Can All Acknowledge That Society Is Crumbling: A Half-Coherent 'Emoji Movie' Review


Imagine 'Dunkirk' But Fun & Where Women Exist


Review: Jessica Williams Shines In 'The Incredible Jessica James'


Review: 'Girls Trip' Is a F**king Blast


'Dunkirk' Funkirk


Fantasia Review: 'Lowlife' Finds Shocking Humor In The Darkest Places


Review: Jenny Slate And Gillian Robespierre Reunite With 'Landline'


'Game of Death' Fantasia Review: All Fun And Games Until Your Friend's Head Explodes


Fantasia Fest Review: 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable'


'War for the Planet of the Apes' Review: An Intense, Engaging, Deeply Satisfying Conclusion to the Trilogy


Ranking The 5 Best Movies of 2017, So Far


'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Review: Finally, The Spider-Man We Deserve


Review: Casey Affleck Distracting And Destructive In 'A Ghost Story'


'Despicable Me 3' Review: Harmless, Wacky Fun


'Cars 3' Wisely Pretends 'Cars 2' Never Existed


Review: 'The House' Is a Very Bad Movie with a Very Good Cast


Review: 'The Reagan Show' Explores The First Made-For-TV Presidency


Review: Edgar Wright's 'Baby Driver' Is the Channing Tatum F*cking the Floor in 'Magic Mike' of Heist Movies


'Okja' Review: Netflix Delivers A Monster Movie Miracle With Escapism, Daring, And Tilda Swinton


'The Beguiled' Has Some Flipping Great Things to Say About Gender


Review: 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Is Garbage


Review: Kumail Nanjiani's Real Romance Revealed In 'The Big Sick'


'Rough Night’ Isn’t Everything We Could Have Hoped For, But That's OK


Review: Mandy Moore Faces Off Against Great White Sharks In '47 Meters Down'


Spoilers: Does the Dog Die in 'Megan Leavey'?


Review: 'The Mummy' Is A Mess, And It Didn't Have To Be


Review: 'It Comes At Night' Is A Dick Tease Of A Horror Movie


Oh Thank God, ‘Wonder Woman’ Is Good


Netflix's New Brad Pitt Movie, 'War Machine,' Could Use A Tune-Up


We Talked to Zac Efron About His New Movie 'Baywatch,' And It Got Really Weird


What in the Drunken Slurring Fuck is Johnny Depp Doing In 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales'?


Cannes Capsule Reviews: 'BPM,' 'Happy End,' 'The Rider,' 'Nothingwood'


Cannes 2017 Review: Robert Pattinson's 'Good Time' Is Like Nicolas Winding Refn Having a Stab at a Coen Brothers Movie


Cannes 2017 Review: In 'Wonderstruck,' Todd Haynes Battles With His Material ... and Loses


'Alien: Covenant' Is Better than 'Prometheus,' Not As Good As 'Alien'


Review: You're Going To Want To See 'Everything Everything' Opening Weekend


'Bon Cop Bad Cop 2' Review: It's OK America, The Canadians Are Here


Review: Amber Tamblyn Draws Blood Superbly With 'Paint It Black'


‘The Wall’ Review: Not Very Bad, Not Very Good, Kinda Just There


Review: 'King Arthur: Legend of the Sword' is a Blast, Long Live Guy Ritchie


Review: 'Get Me Roger Stone' Might Be The Scariest Film Of The Trump Era


Review: 'Hounds Of Love' Brings A Strange Tale Of Love To A Torture Premise


Amy Schumer's 'Snatched' Is a Terrible Movie And You Should Not Watch It


Review: 'Sweet, Sweet Lonely Girl' is a Seductive Slice of Retro Horror


Review: '3 Generations' Delivers A Well-Intentioned But Deeply Flawed Trans Teen Drama


'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' - James Gunn Hits The Sweet Spot Again


Review: Parental Nightmares And Much Ham Make Up The Thriller 'The Dinner'


Review: 'The Divine Order' is a Crowd-Pleasing Feminist Delight


Netflix's 'Casting JonBenét' Is Crass Exploitation But May Be Brilliant


'How to Be a Latin Lover' Gets Less Good the More Sober You Get


Review: 'My Friend Dahmer' is a Chilling Look at a Serial Killer in the Making


Review: Tom Hanks' 'The Circle' Is So Profoundly Bad It's Almost Impressive


Movies That Stay With You: Patton Oswalt's Greasy, Disturbing 'Big Fan'


Review: Despite Having Much Cate Blanchett, 'Manifesto' Is An Insulting Trash Fire


Review: 'Aardvark' Stars Jenny Slate And Sheila Vand, Yet Is Not Awesome


Review: 'Bombshell' Finally Recognizes Hedy Lamarr's Genius


Review: 'Saturday Church' is a Musical Celebration of the Transgender Community


'Unforgettable' Review: Thank You Beyoncé Jesus For This Beautiful Trash


'Free Fire' Review: Less a Movie and More a Symphony of Bullets








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