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You're As Enthusiastic In Your Hatreds As You Are In Your Loves

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (30)



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That quote above? The one about enthusiasm and hatreds? That’s what Brad Bird said to Patton Oswalt when casting him in Ratatouille. Do you know Patton? Of course you do. He’s only the funniest living American stand-up comedian (I had to qualify that because, well, in truth, to me, the tip top twins of comedy are Mitch Hedberg and Eddie Izzard). Comedy is entirely subjective, this is truth, but you Pajiban readers, you fans of both geek and cutting wordsmithery, must worship at the feet of The Mighty Oswalt, no? If you have somehow missed him, here’s an introductory glimpse. One of my favorite bits. (Ignore the fact that Patton apparently visited Sammy Davis Jr.’s Ye Oldey Timey Haberdashery of Shiny Suit Jackets.)



Did you not giggle? Possibly even chuckle? Mayhap muster a guffaw? I’ve seen Patton live more than any other comedian, author or musician. This summer he and Conan O’Brien went on-stage drunk as skunks at the most glorious and epic sh*tshow I have ever witnessed. The show, which was meant to be a tribute to CoCo put on by SF Sketchfest, ran over by at least an hour. Here’s a rather sneakily filmed clip of Patton and Conan berating John Hamm for being both good looking and funny. (Note the empty bottles of wine on-stage…a tiny fraction of what was consumed that beautiful evening.)



Patton returned to that stage this week to talk about his new book “Zombie Spaceship Wasteland.” While the book is ostensibly a memoir, there are, sprinkled throughout, typically odd, Oswaltian bits such as a vampire comic, some off-beat greeting cards, and a chapter that spoofs wine descriptors:


MEINGUTENFUHRER ISSINWEIN GERMANY $15

The whitest, purest grapes are separated from the darker, weaker ones (which
are trucked off before the wine’s final solution) and used to make a clean, strong
strain of ice wine. A triumph of will.

But where the book really sings, are the chapters that are straight memoir including Patton’s time on the road as an up and coming comic. I heartily, enthusiastically, peer-pressuringly recommend you pick up a copy or, even better, snag the audiobook. That way you can get Patton’s signature delivery. Honestly, if you’re not convinced yet, I doubt you will be, you stubborn, cheeky monkeys, but here’s another favorite clip. Warning, there are mountains beyond mountains of swear words in this particular bit, so plug your earholes lest you be offended.



Joanna Robinson would like to thank her friend Jeff and his diamond puss for the tickets. You should know that a comedian at a Patton show once called her one of the Pajiban banned words. But that’s another story for another time.









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Comments

I want to live inside Patton's weird, demented brain. I imagine it to be filled with unicorns in full Ziggy-Stardust makeup dancing through puddles of whiskey-spiked Jello on their way to a Star Wars movie marathon (original trilogy only). And boobs.

Posted by: Tammy at January 7, 2011 4:13 PM

Ms Robinson with your twin loves of Mitch 'N Eddie, I can only observe that since I have never seen you in the same place and time as I have seen myself, we must be the same person. Are you, perchance, frequently mistaken for Michelle Pfeifer? It's YOU! It's ME! We are Us!

In other words: Me, too.

Posted by: klingonfree at January 7, 2011 4:16 PM

My fiancee's friend works at a bookstore and got an advance excerpt of this book, then gave it to us for Christmas. So far, maybe the best part of my engagement.

Posted by: ChristianH at January 7, 2011 4:16 PM

Patton Oswalt gives me the hugest girl boner. True Story.

Posted by: Stacey at January 7, 2011 4:23 PM

I'm seeing Patton live for the first time next Thursday and am getting progressively more excited.

In fact, I ordered a copy of his book earlier today in anticipation.

CAN'T WAIT!

Posted by: Tom Brazelton at January 7, 2011 4:24 PM

Totally love Patton. Posted one of his articles on my FB page today as a matter of fact. He is awesome. I don't remember how I came across him, have never seen him live, but I think he was recommended by a friend of a friend who now writes for The Daily Show.

Here's the article just in case you're yearning for more:
Wake Up, Geek Culture. Time to Die.
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/12/ff_angrynerd_geekculture/all/1

Oh, and hells yes on the Izzard love!

Posted by: Mrs Smith at January 7, 2011 4:48 PM

Sky Cake! I love that bit. Patton is tied with Ricky Gervais, Dave Atell and Louis CK as my favorite comedian ever.

Posted by: Paultera at January 7, 2011 4:49 PM

I haven't bothered to check out much Patton Oswalt, but I'm willing to listen to anyone listing Mitch and Izzard as their top two comics.

Off to go find the Dufresnes....

Posted by: WestCoastPat at January 7, 2011 4:57 PM

I knew of Oswalt but had never watched his stand up. I will have to rectify that because that shit was hilarious. Thanks for posting it, I've got some Netflixing to do now!

Posted by: TylerDFC at January 7, 2011 4:57 PM

a comedian at a Patton show once called her one of the Pajiban banned words

He called you a f*shion Bag?

Posted by: Paultera at January 7, 2011 5:05 PM

TylerDFC, If you check out anything of Patton's check out The Comedians of Comedy. http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_Comedians_of_Comedy_The_Movie/70022347?trkid=2361637#height1752

Posted by: Paultera at January 7, 2011 5:18 PM

I love him. That is all.

I would recommend his rant on the worst Christmas song to ever make anyone's ears bleed, "Christmas Shoes."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY

Also, he interviewed Maynard James Keenan and actually got the guy to laugh out loud. It's pure joy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT9A7lm8d4I

Posted by: Dingles at January 7, 2011 6:03 PM

Patton is a veritable geek god, as well as being the smartest, funniest, sharpest comedian around. His early stuff is great fun, but his work in the last 5-6 years has been classic material.

I will most certainly be getting the book this weekend. Possibly the audiobook, as well. His delivery is almost necessary.

Joanna, Mitch Hedberg and Eddie Izzard are two of my all-time faves, as well. We could rule the galaxy together, as father and son! Or, something like that.

Posted by: RobP at January 7, 2011 6:22 PM

Oswalt makes me want to share a Stella D'oro breakfast treat with him. Ms. Robinson, you take my breath away. (minus Sam Shepard's character going up in that fiery car explosion)

Posted by: meepmeep at January 7, 2011 7:14 PM

I've been doing a lot of standup the last year or two (I've even started a string of open mics and larger standup shows where I go to school). I wouldn't have even thought about it without Patton. The man is brilliant, definitely my favorite comic ever.

Louis CK, Hannibal Burress, Eugene Mirman, Michael Showalter, Brian Posehn, Demetri Martin, Zach Galifianakis, Arj Barker; all great comics I've seen live. Patton will always be my favorite.

Posted by: ChristianH at January 7, 2011 7:22 PM

He called you m*ist?

Posted by: Jim Doggie at January 7, 2011 8:57 PM

I watched Big Fan for the first time last night and loved every second.
Oswalt is one of my favourite comedians, also ranking just below Mitch Hedberg, and he can turn in a serious role too.
Hadn't heard the Sky Cake bit though. I'm disappointed in myself.

Posted by: A-schaef at January 7, 2011 9:04 PM

Jesus Christ, I need to introduce you poor fools to Richard Pryor immediately.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 7, 2011 10:13 PM

Jesus Christ, I need to introduce you poor fools to Richard Pryor immediately.

Saying "fuck" is no longer considered shocking and I'm not sure it was ever considered funny.

:-P

Posted by: Lennon at January 7, 2011 10:17 PM

This summer he and Conan O’Brien went on-stage drunk as skunks at the most glorious and epic sh*tshow I have ever witnessed.

Ah, Joanna, you can write "shit". We won't think any less of you.

Also, that comic should not have called you a sq*e.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 7, 2011 10:21 PM

Patton Oswalt is pretty great, but I like Zach Galifianakis more. I wish there was more than 30 seconds on the internet of Oswalt and Conan drunk off their asses. I want to watch Oswalt climb upon Conan like a magical humor imp and they could travel around as some sort of drunken comedy duo.

Posted by: wonderbreadhead at January 8, 2011 12:52 AM

Tracer, darling, just because we love Patton doesn't mean we don't love Pryor, too. Such different styles are hardly even comparable!

My stand-up tastes vary widely, from the weirdly-erudite-and-profane to the delightfully-silly-and-profane, and from the current the the classic.

I love Patton, Bob Newhart, Pryor, classic Cosby [come on, "Noah" is the shit], Stephen Lynch, Galifinakis, Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Izzard, Tom Lehrer, Stan Freberg, pre-fatsuit Eddie Murphy, and Louis CK equally. What, am I supposed to pick a side? If you're funny, you're funny.

Unless you're Dane Cook, in which you aren't funny.

Posted by: Tammy at January 8, 2011 2:05 AM

I tried to marry patton oswalt using a stapler.

dude was so cool he didn't even call security. He just used awesomeness repulsor rays, and then set me back up in a chair.

he patted my head and said, "ahh alcoholics, my people".

could be a true story.

Posted by: idleprimate at January 8, 2011 8:55 AM

Bob Newhart!
Buddy Hackett!
Bob & Ray!

Get off my lawn!

Posted by: The Mutt at January 8, 2011 12:18 PM

This post inspired me to watch him on Netflix instant play last night. He has a documentary called the Comedians of Comedy that slayed me in a few parts, particularly the bit involving nudity.
Zach G. though, he's funny but he also comes across as so into himself that he almost can't interact with others unless he is the cener of attention. I've known people like him before and they wear thin quickly. I have to admit I've never seen him in anything else. I don't know much about his acting aside from trailers I've seen.

Posted by: Viking at January 8, 2011 12:35 PM

In case anyone would like to see the Stella D'Oro Breakfast Treats commercial go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tRlV_lZOXM at about 1:33 in. (Patton's version is MUCH better!)

Personally, I enjoyed all the other commercials - most enlightening!

Posted by: bonbiz at January 8, 2011 6:56 PM

Patton Oswalt is a GENIUS!!!! Not only for his standup, but his articles and movie reviews and a myriad of other things.

I was raised on Carlin, Pryor and Murphy, moved on to people like Schimmel, Attell, Louis CK and others, but Patton is now at the top of my comedic pantheon. He is able to tell stories and also just riff jokes depending on the crowd, a skill the Cooks and Mencias of the world lack. I got to sit in the front when he did one of his monthly visits to the Irvine Improv and he was great. When he found out what I did (mortgage business) he went on a 5 minute riff on how I was fucking up the economy and called me "The Great Foreclosio". I can't wait to see him in a couple weeks at the Largo in L.A. and go to his book signing the next day.

I know he will be pleased to know another fat white guy worships at the altar of Oswalt, but I am what I am. But if you do no other thing, listen to Steak and my personal favorite: Robert Evans and if you aren't a convert, go back to enjoying your Larry the Cable Guy performances. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM_xDjhkOU4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkN226PToig

Posted by: Rubble44 at January 9, 2011 4:24 AM

Ooooh, did not know there was an audiobook...*purchase*. I've been a huge Patton fan for years now, I don't even remember when it started. I just recall thinking "This guy's kinda cute in a geeky, very me way of thinking. Wouldn't it be awesome if he was also hilarious?" And he is. Yay.

Posted by: Kim at January 9, 2011 5:57 AM

Funny enough I am reviewing his book for CBR3. I just started it and am kicking myself for not getting the audiobook because its basically another stand up cd!. Btw i really like the 222 which is the uncut version of patton's first cd. its hilarious to hear the bits that are really funny but fail at the time to connect to his audience. plus you gotta love a guy that can get Joss Whedon, Sarah Vowell, Sarah Silverman and Harlan Ellison to write your review blurbs on your book jacket.

Posted by: Alyson McManus at January 10, 2011 4:38 AM

I second the Richard Pryor love. And Eddie Izzard. And Louis CK. And Zach Galifianakis.

Posted by: jzhz at January 10, 2011 8:54 PM