You Guys, I'm So Excited Already
Parks and Recreation on NBC at 8:30pm ET. Sixth season winter premiere.
White Collar on USA at 9:00pm ET. Fifth season winter premiere.
The Spoils of Babylon on IFC at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. This looks hilarious. I may have to figure out which channel IFC is (…again). If you haven’t seen the trailer, it’s like a nightmare smoothie made of every single dramatic series/movie trailer from the last 10 years. Go watch and marvel at the wonderfulness to come.
Appalachian Outlaws on History at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. So, since I know that one family from Real Housewives is on trial for massive fraud, and I know that googling the words Mob Wives and “arrest” gets you pages of results, I’m wondering if the FBI just has someone whose whole job is watching these shows. “Hey, they’re putting more deeply shady people on TV. Better pre-order the DVDs for the court case.”
Elementary on CBS at 10:01pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess would have linked to specific cases involving the Mob Wives but there were too many to bother with.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)