Pajiba

Sell outs!! Capitalist pigs! Let the Pajiba backlash begin!

Hey!

[jumps off bar]

You can't hide in another thread, you little weasel!!

[strides across bar, draws blade]

AND REALLY, BECKY #2?? THAT WAS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH????

I'm still waiting for my Pajiba Bus(ted) Tour shirt, dammit! Soon, my wardrobe will be filled with Pajiba shirts - maybe then people will stop asking me what the hell it is (because I am here so often, I long ago began quoting you guys as though we were actual real-life friends. I swear I'm not as pathetic as I seem).

I would also totally model with a hot Pajiban (preferably of the male persuasion, but I'm equal opportunity) in said shirt. Now, I'm not quite as equal opportunity as Girls Gone Wild: Electra Complex, but as VM said, our generation has the faux lesbian dance.

Tshirts. yes.
BumperSticker. please.

I will not buy a T-shirt until I see it appropriately modeled on a hot Pajiban.

I will, however, buy a bumper sticker either way....but preferably also modeled on a hot Pajiban.

Can't offer designs (putting PowerPoints together for clients drains all of my creativity) but can offer purchasing power once the t-shirts are available.

What size, format (currently vector), color(s), etc. do you want it in? If you're gonna screenprint, I'm not sure the screen tints are suitable and it might look like poo. If you're gonna go with one-color, I'll see if I can do a couple versions that you can print out/burn to disc and see what the screenprinter suggests.

I don't want a shirt - I've already got this tattooed on the back of my skull...

Yay! We'll finally get the shirts! I don't even know how to go about buying existing Pajiba t-shirts, so neither pushing nor featuring indeed.

I also have no design skills (despite the fact that I'm in a graphic design job...don't ask), but I do have much buying power.

And I hope it'd be machine washable, because I'll probably be wearing this a lot.

i'm all about a t-shirt. and i totally missed the thread where whiskeybabyninjastar! became the mascot. i clearly don't spend ENOUGH time here.

however, i'm pretty broke. anyone willing to barter? i'm a soon to be certified massage therapist....

Shadows--sorry 2 won't do.

I gots to cover my lady bits.

However the removal of the lower one might be right out of "40 Year Old Virgin". Hmmm....I may need re-think the adhesive. Maybe I could fashion something with some string.
But first the gym!

Wow...I take a few weeks to get a shirt together and this happens. Damn.

Dude -- your my first option to put the Ts together and offer them up for sale, of course. I just thought we'd get some designs for you to work with. -- DR

Pissboy, yours is the first shirt I will wear, I promise!

..."our illustrious, considerate readers, who have never had an unkind word for anyone."

Heehee, funny guy!

Word. I just got worried cuz I've got time coming in the next few days (finally!) Skittimus does make a good point though...color schemes. My Bus(ted) design was just gonna be white on Black, Blue, or Brown or Black on White, Yellow, or Red. I do everything via silkscreen, so knowing what colors will be used is essential in how the design is rendered. (layers and such)

Pissboy - you do your own screenprinting, or do you have access to a studio where they let you do your thing? If you're gonna take the reins on this bitch, let me know whatchoo need. I was originally thinking the design on a white shirt, but in retrospect, I think another color(s) might be a better option using a double-hit of white/light gray for the icon graphic... How about Replica's artwork? How d'you get that in shirt format? Is it an inkjet based somethingorother using fabric-safe inks? I'm rambling...

My Bus(ted) design was just gonna be white on Black, Blue, or Brown or Black on White, Yellow, or Red.

I love the designy thingies (technical term alert) you put near the Bus tour...ooh, it's going to look so pretty.

Yes, pretty.

Hee...voluptuous works just as well. I called my sushi voluptuous at dinner the other night, my friends think there's something wrong with me.

...can't figure out why.

On topic, the tooth on the wbns! tee that Jeremy made never fails to crack my shit up.

I have the WBNS! in a line art/no gradient version too that I did before desperately trying to jazz it up...all this and more you can have. I'm right chuffed anyone would go so far as to do a t-shirt and it is free Pajiban domain via Dustin. I'll send him the other copy late tonight.

By the way, anyone can feel free to fix up the text on mine - text was never my forte (the illustration vs. design thing).

Also - who is with me on wanting to see Jeremy take a crack at Godtopus? I was considering trying to dredge up my teen-binder aesthetic and get a Murder Tank on the go, but my stuff is a bit femme. Can't help it. Also in consideration - renaissance versions of our reviewers...I keep seeing Ted as Marat on a LaZboy...

replica- A Godtopus t-shirt? The Murder Tank too? I must have them all!!!

Seeing as I am artistically retarded, I have nothing new to add to the array of WBNS graphics except to say that the first design would be perfect for *ahem* a toddler size shirt to be worn by the original WBNS.

As for adults, may I suggests the graphics (especially replica's) appear on the back with maybe the Pajiba logo on the sleeve or a breast pocket placement.

You know what? I think I've been watching too much Project Runway because I sound like I think I know something about design.

Silly me.

On a slightly off note, my college direction class put on a semi-annual production of one act plays. There was a great tradition in the department of cool Director's Workshop t-shirts. My class got a student (who now has his own webcomic) to draw us all as superheroes on a comic cover. I was one of a pair of buxom, hand-cannon wielding badass chicks. Very apropos. Man, I love that t-shirt.

It's already short sleeve weather here. Hurry up already.

I have everything I need Skittimus. I've debated using InkJet Iron-Ons but they still have a tendency to wash off so I prefer the screens. As long as the flash dryer isn't too hot and you give the whites/grays time to dry properly everything comes out looking PIMP!

FYI...Julie has seen the graphic for the Bus(ted) tour shirt. i sent her a picture text with it like 10 days ago or so. I trust her feedback.

And Julie - Scrabble Sex....done and done.

And Alabama...have no fear. 0 There will be baby t's and onesies.(sp?)

Damn, PissBoy, you really sound like you know what you're doing. This T-shirt is gonna rule!

And Julie - Scrabble Sex....done and done.

This makes me happy. In special places.

Godtopus two-color illustration has begun... I'm thinking by Friday.

Godspeed, little doodle.

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus (aka Jeremy) at March 5, 2008 2:16 PM

Skitt! You have a real name! Your graphic is so awesome, BTW.

And Julie - Scrabble Sex....done and done.

You rock. I am doing the dance of joy right now, and tonight I will have a celebratory drink or 10.

"but how awesome is this day? First a killer bar fight breaks out in the DVD release comment thread; then news of an actual WBNS! t-shirt, with potential other Pajiba-themed items (sometimes wishes really do come true); and then tonight, is the season finale of Project Runway!"

Seriously, tamatha...Pajiba managed to heal my stabby mood from last night, which is no small feat :)

I'm also good at working with slush latex. It is my mission to create the first ever Pajiba condom!

"Pajiba Condoms - gentle enough for the slow gentle screw after watching a nice period piece, but tough enough for the anger-laced, skin-tearing raw-dog, pounding fuck after you finish watching a piece of shit starring Hayden Christensen"

Yeah...that'll work. I'll either need a big box...or tiny font.

I'll either need a big box

HEE! ...I'm 12.

Now I'm trying to figure out what flavor Pajiba condoms would be...I'm thinking Jameson. Or dead zombie.

Now I'm trying to figure out what flavor Pajiba condoms would be

Cute baby puppy jerky?

This T-shirt would probably be worn very frequently, and also cause mass confusion for the philistines who don't know what Pajiba is. Well they can boil in their own pudding. Pudding!

maybe then people will understand what the hell I am talking about when I say, "well, I read on Pajiba...."

"on ...... wha??????"

EXACTLY!!! I want a shirt NOW!!!!

Marebear - the original intent for the above illustration WAS to incorporate it on infant and young-tyke sized clothing. Why? Simple - because it would draw attention. Like police attention... And then maybe, by the grace of all that is holy, those children would be wisked away from the parents that would actually buy whiskey-ninja duds for thier yunguns.

Well, that and somebody already thought of "Sperm Dumpster"...

THAT WAS A JOKE. THAT WAS ONLY A JOKE. THE WBNS DESIGN WAS MADE FOR ADULTS, AND ADULTS ONLY. (Unless you wanna throw some cash my way and I'll hit Baby Gap AND the screenprinters on my way home tomorrow)

AGAIN, THAT WAS A JOKE (God, I hope I never make it in public office or the PTA...)

By the way, how the hell do you do italics and bold and glitter and scratch-n-sniff HTML tags?

http://werbach.com/barebones/barebones. html

A third of the way down the page, under PRESENTATION FORMATTING

And we're not tired of your caps-lock speech, Skittimus. You express your outrage very well...it's enjoyable.

I want one of each, please.

I like both of them.

Hehe...oops. I put a space in front of the html. Just copy the whole link, take out the space...that'll take you to it.

Be nice, Sarina. Someday we'll all be old and grey like Skittimus...

Shhhh...don't tell anyone...but so am I

It'll be our little secret. No one will know but you, me, and the internet.

Putting him in nutty t-shirts is just my way of swimming upstream from the rest of the Stepford mom's at the library story time.
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Posted by: Alabamapink at March 5, 2008 10:59 PM

You might not want to go here then:
http://www.tshirthell.com/babyhell.shtml

Julie...I've had grey hairs since I was 20 (a decade ago! damn...) It's an inheritance from my mom, who had salt-n-pepper hair by the time she was 25.

For the record...silver hair in young women is hot. There, I said it.

Aww, Julie, take heart. At least your hair's not red. I've spent about the last ten years trying to dye my hair brown, but the copper never goes away. I once managed to get rid of it when I dyed my hair black for a year, but then my stupid brother had to go and get married, and his stupid wife had to pick red bridesmaid dresses. My mother told me that if I was in my brother's wedding looking like Satan's handmaiden she would disown me, so I had to have my hair stripped. The black parts basically turned orange, and the roots turned a crazy sort of strawberry platinum. It was not awesome.

Alabamapink, I think the best parents are the ones who realistically look at their kids as entire people, annoyances and all. It means you see the whole kid, and not just what you want to see. Also, my parents have a picture of me as a toddler standing in an open doorway holding a rag and a bucket, and wearing a newsboy cap and a shirt that says "RENT A KID."

Shadows: AWESOME.

Can I say Little Pink also owns a shirt that says "Proof that nerds do it."

Sarina: Yeah, today has been on of those days that I see my kid as an obnoxious, selfish little snit But I'll get up tomorrow and do it all again. Because I love the snot out of him.

I have a great picture from my childhood of playing guns with a couple of boys who lived across the street from my grandparent's house. I'm holding some sort of play AK-47. We look like Sandinista children. It's awesome and one day I'll put it on a tee-shirt.

Can I say Little Pink also owns a shirt that says "Proof that nerds do it."

You. Are. Awesome.

I love funny onesies, I'm buying my girlfriend one from Glarkware.com that says "Dingo Snack."

Julie, that's hilarious - I want dark brown hair because I think it would look better with my eyes! They're three different colours, mostly green but with a ring of dark green around the outside edge and a ring of gold around the pupil. When I dyed my hair black they looked really green, but with my natural copper hair, the gold stands out much more and I look like I have freaky-deaky cat eyes. If only we could trade hair!

I guess it's kind of like when you go out to dinner and no matter what you order, your date's dinner always looks better when the food comes.

Word, Sarina. My hair is red as well, and every time I try to dye it it comes out red-tinted. I just did mine a very dark brown, but in the three weeks since I've colored it it's turned into yet another shade of auburn. *sigh*

*sigh* I miss my purple hair :(

Put me down for one of literally everything you make - plus international shipping! Hmmm I wonder if there's some way I can charge the costs to my work. That's probably illegal.

Sarina and Mimi (if you are still reading)-
WHAT?!? You have red hair and you dye it another color that is not red?!? Are you serious?!?

I pay good money that I don't have to my absolutely wonderful hair person (she prefers the term stylist, but I am far too unhip for that) to get my "dark ash blonde" hair to be red. Your hair already comes in a fabulous color and you try to change it on purpose? Jaysus. I really don't get it. I guess the grass really is greener (or your date's food always looks better)...

Damn strep throat, keeping me away from the interwebs.

I think that Julie and I should come up with a custom design for a "Pajibadelphian" shirt. Or "City of Brotherly Pajiba."

At any rate, I am going to proudly flaunt my WBNJ shirt at the shore all summer long, and glance disdainfully at those who do not understand.

[cuts eyes to the left, then right]

I'm creative. :) done and done.

I just realized I wrote "WBNJ" instead of "WBNS" because I'm apparently an illiterate idiot. Actually, I think it's because I'm so used to typing NJ, as in, the state.

Thank you to Julie and Pissboy for not calling me out on it.

Ah, Pissboy, you got me. I consider myself called out. Shall I be stripped of my Preston & Steve Frozen T-Shirt Champion status?

I'VE GOT IT!!! I will wear my WBNS shirt to the Memorial Day show, and redeem myself thus.

Let's go grab a lager.

Seriously? That is so damn cool. I'm guessing you weren't around when they were playing BattlePiss, but I was totally thinking of you while listening and cracking up. Are there pics of you on the site?

I have to work St. Patty's. There's no way I can hit Finnegan's. Have a drink or four for me.

To the other 'jibans, don't mind our obscure morning radio love.

Seriously. I just now got to see it.

That. Rocked.

Any non-Pajibadelphians, you must see this. This shit is out of hand. And awesomeness to the 10th degree.

I like da vagina flowers.