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November 25, 2008 |

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | November 25, 2008 |

Just because the Murdertank and Godtopus T-Shirts have now been retired doesn’t mean you can’t own a piece of Pajiba merchandise. By popular demand, I submit to you the Whiskey Baby Ninja Star T-Shirt, a lovely long-sleeve T perfect for the winter time (assuming you also wear a coat). This T-shirt is American Apparel (though it is sweatshop free, it runs one-size too small, so order a size up) and makes the perfect Christmas gift. For yourself.

What is Whiskey Baby Ninja Star? Here’s a definition, from the still-in-progress Pajiba Dictionary:

The mystical combination of AlabamaPink’s son, his throwing stars, and TK’s beloved firewater. Unleash Whiskeybabyninjastar! and you’ll be sure to wreak incredible levels of havoc and mayhem. Also: Too much awesome to be described or defined.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t own it. Here it is, for your ordering pleasure:


Whiskey Baby Ninja Star T-Shirt — $25 ($28 for Men’s 2X)


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And inspired by Eloquent Kolby’s recent childbirth, we’re now also offering for a limited time, Kolbaby Bibs, inscribed with the Pajiba Baby Logo. Kolbaby Bibs are perfect gifts for the scathing and/or bitchy infant, or the child of an unsuspecting relative who has absolutely no idea what a Pajiba is. Like the gays, we like to get to them young! Does your baby look as cute as this one, photoshopped wearing a Kolbaby Bib? Of course not! But you can rectify that situation by buying him or her a Kolbaby Bib. They’re cute, gender-neutral gree, and they’re useful, too.


Kolbaby Bib — $15

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If you have any questions about sizes, orders, or tracking, email our resident T-Shirt guy, Ernesto.

Graphics provided by Skitz, of course.

The New Pajiba T-Shirt & Kolbaby Bibs on Sale.

Miscellaneous | November 25, 2008 |

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.

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