By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (7)
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Posted by: Kballs at April 11, 2011 10:58 AM
I can't even remember the last time I sat down in front of the TV without something else to do. Sometimes it's laundry, but usually I have a book in my hand, or my laptop.
Posted by: badkittyuno at April 11, 2011 11:45 AM
To be fair, it only requires 60 seconds of the day. And that's with a morning wank beforehand.
Posted by: Razorburn at April 11, 2011 11:55 AM
I'd watch a lot more movies if they were all 25 minutes long.
Posted by: , at April 11, 2011 12:57 PM
I doubt the veracity of this...I don't think it's accounting for smartphone internet usage. If it was included, we would see a LOT more internet usage.
Posted by: Kristin at April 11, 2011 2:11 PM
True story: I once played bubblebobble while boning a blond bimbo and hitting a bong. Brings new meaning to "High Score".
Posted by: fluxion187 at April 11, 2011 5:29 PM
"Among all 8- to 18-year-olds"
I'm sure Kballs was probably sexually active at 8 years old, but for us mere mortals, that line may explain some of the results.
Posted by: Uriah Creep at April 11, 2011 8:52 PM
It's called "multitasking." Hell, I'm boning Mrs. Kballs as I type this message.
And what the hell is "Print?" Is that supposed to be magazines and shit or does the youth of today have a voracious appetite for hard copies of documents? STOP KILLING ALL THE TREES, YOU GREEDY LITTLE FUCKERS!!!