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The truth is, I barely tolerate the Smith haters. Meaning, one of these days, one of the 'cons, shit's gonna go down.

Hey, I got in early enough not to miss anything.

So who else wants chocolate?

Chocolate with beer? What about chocolate beer?

Which reminds me of honey beer. Dundee's Honey Brown is bottled kindness. My friend and I got a six pack of it in the middle of winter in Michigan, and we set it outside on his balcony to chill while I made chili. By the time the chili was done, the beer had gotten slushy but not frozen solid (or shattered the bottles), and it was the best drink I've ever had.

I'd love to get drunk and comment, but I have to go dress and wine shopping for a party tonight.

Not in the same place, obvy... we don't sell liquor in dress stores or dresses in liquor stores here in Jersey. Although you'd never guess that to look at most people here...

Huh. I hadn't gotten around to read that review. Now I kind of want to go watch Meet the Feebles and have a dirty little backseat hatefuck. That was fucking hot.

Confession: I do not like beer.

Ideal casting choice for Bilbo:

DANNY DE VITO.

Thank you.

Uuuuugh. I feel like I've been away from Pajiba all week! Stupid divorce cases...

So here's what I have to share:

1. After watching the second episode of "Parks and Recreation," I would like to confirm to you all that it is un,un,unfunny. It won't make it. Don't waste your time. And this is coming from a Poehler fan.

2. I am still rewatching the Bitchpleeze.com celebrity blogger bit from SNL on HULU and dying from glee. It makes me think of you guys so much.

3. Anyone else excited about seeing "Glee" on FOX? It makes the little gay boy in me want to dance.

4. Is anyone else into "Harper's Island"? I dig the primetime network gore.

And finally...

5. I think I have sun poisoning and 15th degree burns from the tanning bed and alcohol poisoning courtesy of Crown Royal. If I die tonight, I will miss you all.

Being a pink hulk, it sounds like you don't have enough melanin. That's a shame.

lindeman's kriek with hershey's kisses.

you. will. get. laid.

and as the resident liquor store employee, i can attest: sweet tea vodka is the new crack.

Well I like sweet tea and I love vodka, so this seems like a great idea. I do, however, wish to know what the preferred method of serving it might be. Anyone care to enlighten me?

The preferred method of serving it is To Me.
(But I am admittedly curious. Is it like a pre-mixed situation? I've mixed iced tea with alcohol before with terrible results.)

Wall-E *SPOILER* *SPOILER*

"It" is Lonestar's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

gp, Are you familiar with the Dirty Ho?

Beer is an acquired taste, Figgy. You just have to learn to like it. Speaking of beer, the analytical chemists here have instituted a new "liquid Lunch" tradition on Fridays. (It's to talk about liquid theory, if you're uptight, and an excuse to drink beer for lunch if you're not). Yesterday I ordered a Brother David's triple 'cause they were out of my usual Belgian and I figured the fact that they only served a 10oz glass instead of a pint meant I wouldn't get more than lightly buzzed. It turns out brother David's is 10% and they only give you 10oz because a pint of that shit would be ridiculous. It actually tasted like alcohol. I was completely blasted after one tiny beer. So, y'know...I'd recommend it.

Dunno...I've tried a lot of beers, from every possible country. My friends insist I just have to find one I like, or that I have to keep drinking, but the truth is that it just makes me nauseous. I'd like to like it, because it's so cheap, but I don't think it's gonna happen.

On the Hobbit topic. In all seriousness I think Martin Freeman would be a great Bilbo, though I have a feeling they're gonna go with an unknown actor. I just really want Brian Blessed as Beorn, but he might be too old.

Voice of Smaug? As long as they don't go with John Rhys-Davis or Christopher Lee, I'll be happy!

aww...my embedded link doesn't work...that was supposed to go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOcPVmS2-_4

Tetley's Ale. I like it even better than Boddington's. And there's like one friggin store that has it now.

firefly has a sweet tea vodka, and burnett's. if it's available in your area, get jeremiah weed's.

smirnoff and absolut should be gettin on this bandwagon soon, most hopefully.

but the sweet tea vodka is ON in tulsa. i'm across the street from a college and within the last month, everyone's been buzz buzz about it.
not since last year's absolut pears with welch's passion fruit juice has my block been so humpin!

battgirl, I keep my bottle of Jeremiah Weed's Southern Sweet Tea Vodka (distilled in Maine) in the freezer and drink it straight as a shot, but I'm a hairy-chested man-beast. I can foresee diluting it with ice and drinking it as a cocktail in the summer.

I predict that The Hobbit will tank so they better film those two back-to-back or else people who are willing to put themselves trough that midget borefest won't get any closure.

Smaug, man. That shit ain't boring!

Keith David's always a good voice option.

I love Twilight.
Yes. I said it. And I'm sayin' it all over these threads.
We're here, we've got great taste in films, get used to it.
Now off to listen to Britney Spears' Circus album!

God damn you Jenn I will smite you In. The. Face.

You're better than this!

While it is no sweet tea vodka, skittles vodka, made from each color of skittle, is pretty amazing. It really looks like an honest to god alcoholic rainbow, and while it doesn't taste really great by itself, with a simple mixer it is quite delicious.

Random other new topic: does anyone else identify with one particular reviewer? I read all the reviews, but I know that I had a pokemon ("I choose you") moment years ago when Dustin would describe movies in the exact same way I would, only better.So I wholeheartedly agree with figgy and others that dustin's review of crank 2 was spectacular.

That's why I love this site. Whenever I would watch old seinfeld reruns, they would have the episode with the video store where they actually made recommendations. I ALWAYS wanted that, to find my sole--mate movie reviewer. But what did I have, fucking blockbuster, where you are lucky if they speak when spoken to. So when I stumbled upon Pajiba for the first time, and read a few of Dustin's reviews I was like holy-shit, I can trust this guy. So 10 points to you, for batting like 90% on recommendations. Although seriously, I do NOT know how you can not like star wars.

SO when i started this it was not supposed to be a paen of love for Dustin, but it is what it is. Would anyone else like to declare their love for a particular pajiba reviewer? It would make me look a little less creepy!

gp, Lindeman's Framboise and Hoegaarden. Mrs. , likes 'em. Not sure of the proportions. I'd suggest getting about six bottles of each and experimenting.

figgy, Maybe you have an allergy to something that's in beer? Anyway, I seriously doubt what you get shipped down there is the best beer the U.S. has to offer (you 'Jibs in Philly know what I'm talking about, I think: mmmmmm Victory).

I just hosted a friend for a couple days who's on a gluten-free diet, can't handle wheat, barley or rye. That's just about every beer right there. He drinks this stuff made from sorghum. I'd try it, but it's made by A-B, and I have exacting principles.

Where is the review of "Sunshine Cleaning?" I want to know if I should go before it disappears from the 'plex.

http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/sunshine-cleaning-review.php

I am going to recommend some Pabst Blue Ribbon to you Figgy. And no one tell me it's a horrible beer, or that it is the hipster beer. I love me some PBR, it's been my drink of choice since I was 15 and first had the sweet, sweet taste of alcohol.

On a related note I have been drinking since 9 a.m when I started stuffing envelopes for my friends wedding shower. (Which only took me 6 hours!)

Oh and I drank PBR the whole time, I think that's the point I was trying to make.

@ gp & bucdaddy:
I love you guys for knowing kriek & framboise across the pond :)
Can you find Lambik in the States? it's the best there is.
Oh, and bucdaddy: If your wife loves those, she should try pecheresse (peach flavoured beer), she'll love it...
hehe, i looooove being from Belgium right now ^^

RE: PBR and envelope glue. Me and my sister were actually discussing the fact that we both like the taste of envelope glue. Seriously. Yeah we're freaks, we know it so it's okay.

Oh and I forgot to add that I broke my hand by accidentally running into a wall last night (don't ask but it did involve PBR) so it made stuffing those envelopes especially fun.

I only know this because I worked for a beer distributor for a couple of years...

Oops, Cantillon

PBR was an inspired choice. I was in the middle of writing something about how I was going to sneak a 6 pack of PBR into a theater and watch me some crank-2 until I read ashes followup post. +20 points for the dramatic reveal on a blog. Can we get one more reveal as to what actually happened?

Here's what I'm hoping for:

"While making arrangements for my sister's rehearsal dinner, the door bell rang. It was Ash from Evil Dead. He handed me his boom stick, told me to fire it at any zombies I saw. But I was drunk and angry and told Ash: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE" whilst firing the boom stick at him. There is now only one, but the boom stick recoil broke my hand. It was a fun night.

bucdaddy please tell me where you find Framboise in the states. I had it in France and loved it, but I haven't seen it since. I've seen raspberry wheat ales, but now red ones and I'm scared to try those for fear that it would taint my ardent love for the stuff. I remember trying to pack my empty for this one bottle of it that had a skull with a book and a candle on it. It was so kick ass...

Sigh.

Pink Hulk, shame on your love for Harper's Island! It's poopy. I mini-reviewed it in the ratings thread with the bit about Crash being high up on Netflix most rented. It's not scary at all! And I'm a big wimpy baby!

Beer is definitely an acquired taste, but there is such variety and richness to the experience that you must just commit yourself to exploring. Easy way to get started: go to the supermarket and look for a brand of six-pack that is not also sold in 12 or larger packs. Second rule: look for something that says it was brewed in your area (i.e. "Northern San Diego's best beer"). That should generally get you something really good without actually knowing anything about what you're doing.

kayanne, I can find Lindemans just about anywhere in my town, grocery stores, gourmet shops ... one bar often has Framboise on tap. Not sure how to help you find it without knowing more about where you are, but you might try calling your distributor to see if it's possible to get it. Merchant du Vin is the importer, so maybe if there's a good wine store near you, you could try placing an order.

His hair, if indeed it *is* styled with semen, is styled with UNICORN semen, thus making it even more magical. I've never seen a unicorn, much less a unicorn cum.

I find Innis&Gunn to be creamy, in a bad way. Maybe I should stop giving head before drinking it... but then the world would be a much sadder place for a great many.

I wonder if there's a pirate beer out there? I'd be more inclined to drink that.

....I've been quite preoccupied with semen today, and admin, you aren't helping matters!

Posted by: silviou at April 18, 2009 5:52 PM

only because i work at a place that carries your exports.
where is belgia?
just kidding!

and bucdaddy, that peach silviou was talking about: lindemans makes a peche!

Anyone check out the new Fullmetal Alchemist?

(ducks the flaming arrows)

I *like* anime! I am not afraid!

ooo spender, did you work for LDF?

I also hate beer! Thhhhbt!

popejenn, I can't help you, when you keep helping yourself.

And thanks for the heads up on sweet tea vodka! Nice work.

Now there's a surprise. I would've thought that reaction by BSlim would have been for the unicorn semen, and not animé. I learn something new every day.

Posted by: popejenn at April 18, 2009 7:10 PM

Shouldn't you be working on cut-outs of Robert Pattison for your collage/altar?

Yes, I should...
*sigh*
A crazy stalker's work is never done.

ahem.
*bursting*

Recent events have convinced me that inappropriate comments of a sexual nature with regard to magical and/or fantasy creatures might be a "perpetual banning" offense around these parts.

Hey if Thomas Kinkade's paintings are getting made into a movie, I think it's only fair that the unicorn orgy diorama gets made into a movie. I bet Peter Jackson would direct.

Same art, same voice cast, same story, but told in a new way. Subbed episodes are available at Funimation.

Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2009 7:41 PM
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My nipples just got hard.

So they're pulling a Tenchi Muyo.

Thanks for heads-up!

Cartoon Network played episodes from all of the incarnations pretty much at random. It took me while to figure out what the hell was going on.

Posted by: s. pisaster at April 18, 2009 8:02 PM

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YUP! that was extremely fucked-up. But they did manage to get their act together for a bit and broadcast the different continuities in their proper order. My favorite was the one where Tenchi reciprocated Ryoko in the end.

I never got that far, but that makes me happy. Ryoko was my favorite for some reason.

I'm back, and I have ice cream.

FEAR ME.

FEAR ME.

Posted by: figgy at April 18, 2009 9:05 PM

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Yeah, let's see what flavor first...

HA! I laugh at you.

Get yourself something with caramel/fudge/chocolate chunks, then we'll talk.

Ben and Jerry's Half Baked: chocolate, vanilla, cookie dough, brownies.

Chocolate chips and vanilla? My ice cream contains your entire ice cream and has enough awesome left over to make me a drink. A sparkling drink.

I'm late, but I nominate Terence Stamp for Bilbo.

Haven't had any beer tonight, but I did have some awesome fish, fries and lemonade.

And I miss introspective Pookie.

...anyone...?

...*sob*

"I wonder if there's a pirate beer out there? I'd be more inclined to drink that."
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How about Dogfish Head 60 Min. IPA, the semi-official beer of the Pittsburgh Pirates?

Et tu, Steven? No one likes a bragger! Hmmph.

Beer and ice cream is not a good mix ... EXCEPT for a stout float.

My Pirates tend to overrun only the bases. *sigh*

formerbucdaddy, I think it's just you, me, and the unicorn.

So I guess the Pirates are a baseball team. That answers a question I was too scared to ask. I am not a big sports fan unless it involves pucks, skates and awesome hits. So I was leaning towards the Pirates being some sort of fooseball team... that would have been embarrassing.

Dammit. I have 20 minutes to decide if I'm going to go out and be awesome, or stay home and be lame. Mitigating factor: yesterday I cut my hair. Myself. Not so confident with the decision.

Half Baked
walks vanilla chocolate chip on a leash
like its bitch.

Hmmph. At least i have ice cream. What do you have? NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! EMPTY BOWLS OF SADNESS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

*sobs* bucdaddy sent me to bed without dessert! Don't rub it in.

I've never met a Lauren. But please go out and be awesome. Don't be like my friend and I, staying in and watching HIMYM with 4 bottles of wine. Also I'm ignoring her by continuously posting on this site.

...I want ice cream. Stupid school. Stupid 3:53 am. Stupid sleep schedules.

Posted by: popejenn at April 18, 2009 6:54 PM

shhh. it's just mayo and glitter.

I'm drunk and hungry.

MmmmmmmMMmmmm...Mayo...

Oh, man, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is on ABC right now, and they're at the scene where they find the pool of unicorn blood...

AND ALL I CAN THINK OF is that the unicorns just had an orgy and the puddle is the aftermath and now I am so completely disgusted that I can't even keep watching.

YOU PEOPLE.

I enjoyed Fullmetal Alchemist on adult swim, and I'd rather wait for the english dub to watch the new eps. Discuss.

re:gp I'll be right over!~ I've got the ski masks!

i have THE KEYS.
no b&e necessary.

I just switched over to HP too.

Anyway, what's worse: Someone who talks too much, or someone who barely talks at all? That's my all-important question.

Damn, who calls "Cheaters" to follow a woman with no neck and huge arm waddles? Worst of all, she doesn't have boobs even though she's fat. That's some kind of cruel joke.

someone get mama some ice cream, i think her blood sugar is gettin low :)

Is Jo 'Mama' another Skitz offshoot?

Hokay:
I have always thought that beer tastes nasty. It doesn't bother me if the rest of you drink it, but you should quit nattering about exotic local microbrews flavored with berries and shit, because it makes you sound like a douche. Trust me.
Gummo is a stupid, stupid movie, and gross to boot.
I don't know what the fuck Pookie said, but I hope he's not really banned and/or he comes back real soon.
Y'all better be kidding about chocolate beer. Ick.
Hijack threads (sanctioned or otherwise) always seem to devolve into a bunch of talk about booze. Y'all are getting predictable. Is everyone here an alky? Doesn't anyone here smoke weed, or crack, or snort crushed Alka-Seltzer or do acid or meth or something? What's the matter with you people? It's a big wide wonderful pharmaceutical world out there!

Cindy: too little, for me. I hate silences.

Too much, for me. HIMYM illustrated that downfall perfectly. Plus, with silences it gives you more opportunity to talk solely about yourself.
Which, for the self-involved, is pure heaven.

That pint of Half Baked was so good that now I'm going to smoke a cigarette and have a whiskey on the rocks.

Cindy: too much, for me. I'm not a talker, though, so if you put me with another quiet person, there tends to be a lot of silence. the difficulty lies in finding another non-talker who doesn't make the not talking awkward.

Well, I guess it depends. If you're sitting in a room alone with someone and it's completely quiet, I get a little freaked out, like I should be talking, and I get really self-conscious. On the other hand, when people talk too much I just want to slap them so I get to talk about myself a lot.

I guess it depends.

And Steven just doesn't stop the torture. Evil.

For me it is all about whether or not I can talk to someone, because I can't with everybody. Usually those I can talk to me first for some reason. I just randomly bump into these complementary people.

i like it when people don't interpret my silence for a) arrogance or b) bitchiness or c) boredom.

Okay, fuck you guys for censorship. I'm outta here.

what? who censored who?
goddamnit, i can't even get flagged around here!
(dustin loves me)

I am most upset that I completely forgot to watch Mad Men and now I have to wait til tomorrow to get my fill of Jon Hamm and I am so gonna slap a bitch.

I'm so awesome that I just posed with a bunch of drunk emo teens in a McDonalds parking lot cause I'm also drunk and cool.

As for the silences thing: If it's a situation that requires quiet, then I am inadvertantly going to be the most inappropriate conversation starter ever.

*time

BLASPHEMY!

Twilight makes The Craft look like Citizen Kane and Gone With the Wind all rolled into one.

figgy, and people think that Twilight has no value!

Someone was banned? The ads talk to me? For fuck's sake, it's only been a few days since I was last here. I'm scared to see what's next - I'm NEVER LEAVING AGAIN.

Ok, maybe it's generally creepy 'round these parts and so I'm spooked, but those ads are NOT helping.

I'm very late to this, but re: The Hobbit, I just want to mention that when I was 8 years old I joined this summer theater group where they decided that they were going to adapt the book themselves into a play (it was horrendous). Guess what part I got? BILBO, MOTHERFUCKERS. That's right, my first real play ever outside of school, and I got the lead (school parts included Winnie the Pooh, fyi). I was the youngest cast member by several years. They even gave me an award at our banquet thing for 'Best Actress.'

The next year? ROBIN FUCKING HOOD. I was AWESOME.

It's pathetic that I seem to have peaked while I was still pre-pubescent.

Mimi, that's pretty cool. The best role I ever got was the voice of Tinkerbell. I didn't even get to be on stage.

Oh, I also played the AIDS virus. In a seperate production, of course. Though I wouldn't doubt that those Lost Boys were passin' stuff around.

I'd buy a half empty gas can from the D-Man's garage if it'd help get rid of those annoying talky-ads.

As for play parts, when I was 11 years old I played an Asian grandmother in some stupid play about paper cranes. I was completely miscast in the fact that I have red curly hair and am clearly Irish. Not Asian.
Also I can't act and failed to memorize my lines.

Dustin, I think we understand each other. I think that, while we have differences, we can appreciate our conflicting opinions. I have tolerated the audio ads because they keep your site viable and we all have to put food on the table.

But when I visit the site, and I have to listen to Drew Barrymore's Cover Girl commercial, I wonder what I did to make you attempt murder.

I have alerted the appropriate authority's.

Man, I'm a day late and a dollar short to this party... Fuck me and my messed up weekend work schedule.

First, for an imported beer, nothing can best a nice tall glass of Newcastle off the tap. (Bottles are good too, but out of the keg just tastes SO much more nummy.) As far as domestics go, I generally avoid the major brands and try and support the local Michigan microbreweries, of which there are many. My favorite is a summer seasonal citrus/orange wheat beer made by Bell's called Oberon. I would fuck a dead hooker in front of the pope for a glass of that stuff.

Secondly, the pookster caught himself a ban? When? Where? (Inquiring minds need to know.) Not that I'll miss him, just wouldn't mind reading the thread that broke the camel's back.

....and I'm back. And hungover as hell.

Last night's conversation was...weird. Why was I so obsessed with unicorns? My word.
And now that I'm sober again, I feel the need to apologize to BSlim for insinuating that he enjoys unicorn semen as much as I seem to. Slim, buddy, you are a better man than I. As I am not a man. And therefore you automatically have an unfair advantage.

popejenn:
firstly - you express your love for Twilight,
secondly - unicorns and unicorn semen,
thirdly - you apologized,

I will be there in a few hours as I am concerned for your well-being. I may, or may not be staging an intervention.

Lainey, since it is Sunday and I'm attempting to be a more understanding person, I am extending my forgiveness to you.

I have taken my seething rage at your molestation of my words, balled it up into a tight little package of horror and death, and stuffed it deep down into the pit of my stomach.

I'm not sure how long I can keep it there so you may want to begin writing your apology to the orphans.

admin, you're starting to sound a bit like the forbidden *P* name...are...you...HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED???

Dustin explained about the musical ads in the last Pajiba Love, guys...it sucks but there's nothing he can do about it.

*cough* though you can use NoScript for firefox which nicely blocks javascript, if you want to watch a video or something you just double click the block and you don't get flooded *cough*

I mean, we have to support the ads and the site because otherwise we will have nothing and I LOVE THE SPONSORS!

(I get that apparently he was banned, and why, but it's still confusing.)

I'm watching "Knocked Up", and there's this lingering shot of Seth Rogen's ass and I'm just wondering...why, Judd Apatow? Why?

Maybe it's his response to that lingering shot of Scarlett Johanssen's ass in Lost in Translation.

This is the double standard, ladies and gentlemen. You get Scarlett, we get Seth Rogen. Now I ask, is this fair?

Yeah, he's cute, but I think we need something like, oh, a lingering shot of Naveen Andrews's naked ass. To make up for it.

I demand justice!

hey fig, wasn't it you who liked the soundtrack to o brother?

it just came on tv here, and i've never seen it. but the opening lazaruz song drew me in, and the big rock candy mountain i heart.
i just remembered someone saying it once and thought it was you (because i'm FIXATED like dat).
i think i'll listen to this in the background a while.

Naveen Andrews's naked ass

Oh, i just got all shuddery.

Agreed. Let's get on this, shall we? I think if it's a large enough group, we can take him. Who's got the camera?

(Hey, I just remembered, he digs the older women, doesn't he? Suh Wheet.)

Is kraft dinner a healthy enough lunch after going to the gym?

Hey, hey, hey. Rowles' questionable proclivities aside, Pajiba is devoted to the sexual objectification of female celebrities. Enough of this drooling over shirtless dudes. I want an in-depth discussion of which female celebrities should make out and/or an in-depth discussion of which female celebrities Pajibettes would go gay for. I'd also like this to be accompanied with pictures, if not video. I'll launch this discussion with Shakira. Have at it, ladies.

There's never enough objectifying of men for my tastes. So nay! I shall not stop! More naked male celebrities! more!

I'd go gay for Kate Winslet.

I'm offended by all of you objectifying men.

Now, Anna Faris! Daaaamn! I would love to have a deep, philosophical conversation with her. I would converse with her all night long.

Well, my original post showed up at some point today, so okay, un-fuck you guys again, but I don't understand what's going on here.

I'm not unemployed any more, and as a result I've been missing a lot of what goes on in Pajiba comments. It's all I can do just to keep up with the columns. Even if someone posts to explain this shit to me I probably won't see the comment. Goddamn gainful employment!

Thanks for not forcing me to remain mad at you. Tomorrow's the LOST post, and boycotting that would have been a severe test of my spite.

Definitely not Shakira. A past answer would've been Angelina Jolie, but now it would remind me too much of when I kind of went gay with a girl who looks like her. Also "I'm A slave For You"-era Britney Spears, but now, obviously not so much. It would probably have to be a comedian, like Chelsea Handler or someone, where it's not so much the looks as it is the personality.

I have posted. Clickety-click-click on my name and you shall see wonders!

I might be doing something illegal.

I also just baked some cookies and four (FOUR!) loaves of bread. I am magic.

. . . when I kind of went gay with a girl . . .

Yeah, uh, I'm gonna need to you to flesh out that story a bit more, SaBrina. I'm pervert and I ain't 'shamed.

Bless you Miss figgy.

Now excuse me while I go look in the closet to see if we have a portable defibrillator.

Tracer, it's probably a better story in your imagination. It really wasn't much more than making out.

I never let the perfect be the enemy of the good, SaBrina. Why don't you lay it out, slowly, then I'll decide?

Only the best kind of kids, your Popeness.

Well, we were hanging out with a guy I was seeing, and my friend and I wanted to make out for a minute, so we did, and then he joined in, and then we all spent the next 5 or 6 hours half-clothed and/or tied up. Pants always stayed on. Now they're dating and I slept with his friend. It's all very Days of Our Lives.

And pretty much, popejenn. Especially if, like me, you went to a female-dominated college.

Hahaha, I won't wait up!

But yeah, 4 loaves of bread just came out of the oven and my house smells like heaven. MMmm.

Stick some in the freezer, figs, I'm gassing up the BreadMobile.

This is apropos of nothing, but...

Horror Movie Cliche #4232

Character 1: *sees something bad coming from the distance*
Character 2: *is oblivious*
Char 1: [whispers] Get in the truck/house/building/safe place
Char 2: *is stupid* Huuuh?
Char 1: [screaming] GET IN THE TRUCK/HOUSE/BUILDING/SAFE PLACE!!!
*bad thing happens*
*they both finally run*