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Unworthy Actors, Worthy Actresses, Melissa Leo and Kunislingus

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (14)

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    Comments

    Look, you have to get rid of this Kunislingus thing. It's not funny, it's not clever, and worst of all it's not even fun to say. Say it out loud and it sounds so forced and awkward...just like the joke itself.

    Remember that this is Pajiba, scathing reviews for bitchy people, and not G4 for christssake.

    Lemon out.

    Posted by: Salad Is Murder at February 5, 2011 1:23 PM

    • Mila Kunis. Everywhere I go, websites are telling me that she's the sexiest, most talented, incredible young actress EVAR.

    I DO NOT GET IT.

    She's cute, but I've seen cuter, and I've never seen a line reading from her that was at all exceptional, much less on a Natalie Portman level.

    Shrug. Meh.

    Posted by: Meander at February 5, 2011 1:43 PM

    Mila is overrated, but not as overrated as Natalie Portman, so if the media has to celebrate someone I'd rather it be Mila who seems cool than that stuck up twat.

    Posted by: stump at February 5, 2011 5:25 PM

    I think the word 'overrated' is overrated and we should stop using it. It means absolutely nothing.

    Posted by: Figgy at February 5, 2011 6:56 PM

    Overrated means someone who is given a lot of praise without doing anything for it. I think it's pretty simple and has its place.

    Posted by: stump at February 5, 2011 10:06 PM

    It's a stupid fucking word and by overusing it, like you do, you're taking away any meaning it might have.

    Posted by: Figgy at February 6, 2011 1:26 AM

    Oops, feeding the troll. Sorry, Dustin. I blame the tequila.

    Posted by: Figgy at February 6, 2011 1:27 AM

    Haha, not trolling, just don't think it's a legitimate comment. If you wanted to be constructive, you could probably suggest other words or explain why I might be wrong about those two ladies being overrated. But I think a slightly misguided, bitchy comment fits better with this site's mantra of not having anything intelligent to write and thus acting cunty.

    Posted by: stump at February 6, 2011 2:50 AM

    I think salad just needs to be tossed a little.

    Posted by: admin at February 6, 2011 3:25 AM

    Everybody here has to complain about an actor or actress, and I'm scratching my brain trying to figure out what an actor, or actress is supposed to do to please everyone.
    Arrive at your home personally, and offer oral sex?
    Seriously, what is a person to do that pleases you so that they meet your acceptance on film?
    Email you, and suggest they've secretly wanted to fuck you?
    The idea of judging actors based on nothing to compare to seems quite ridiculous unless you're judging a person's entire career verses low points. Even then it makes no sense.

    I like Mila Kunis, but I don't like Sarah Jessica Park, so what...

    Posted by: Dudee at February 6, 2011 5:23 AM

    Forget it, stump: you've been labeled a "troll" by the preeminent Figgy, someone who obviously has more of a right to comment than you, so accept your instant judgement.

    A reminder to all would-be commenters who aren't familiar with the latest banned-word list: Figgy and a few other Pajiba ass warts are monitoring comments that they can attack and immediately label, thus asserting their own sense of self-worth and re-defining what are 'acceptable' words by hanging here 24/7, an effort they regard as entitling them to also define who is or who isn't a "troll," which in this instance seems to merit the term simply because a 'regular' commenter/writer/ass wart overreacts to the 'overrated' word whilst drunk off their ass at 1:30am.

    Sorry, stump, they make the rules around here, not me. Now let's get our trolling asses out of here..

    Posted by: Irregardless at February 6, 2011 1:26 PM

    Bravo, irregardless. Bravo.

    Posted by: anonanon at February 6, 2011 2:37 PM

    vayyy melissa leo o nekadar seksi çılgın bir hatunsun seni biralırım kucağımamemelrini alırım ağızımayalalırm onları yerim bacaklarınınarasına aletiçıkartıpüstüne otutrupu sinisikerimamının tamiçen otutturp zıplatapcamseni turkerotik

    Posted by: turkerotik at February 6, 2011 4:40 PM

    Oooh. Pajiba conspiracy theories. That's a new trend I can get behind. Did you know figgy is actually half the eloquents on this site? She took over their personas in a bloodless coup, thereby giving her the majority share she needed to take over Eloquent Eloquence.

    You don't even want know the real identity of Godtopus.

    Posted by: Robert at February 6, 2011 5:07 PM