This Single Image May Be the Perfect Distillation of Awesome Parenting
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This Single Image May Be the Perfect Distillation of Awesome Parenting

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | September 11, 2012 | Comments ()


1) Parent has great pop cultural tastes; 2) Parent wants to pass interests along to child; 3) parent spends a great deal of time with child coloring and drawing; 4) parent captures photographic proof of parent's awesomeness, and 5) parent posts to internet to ensure everlasting record of his or her parenting accomplishment.

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  • $27019454

    Oh hell, I do this kind of stunt for my husband all the time. He looks so cute in a crown with his mouth open, drooling, in the easy chair...

  • Fredo

    /tries to put up spoiler comment
    //Pajibas spoiler ninjas arrive

  • Natallica

    It's cute, yes... but because you weren't watching when he demanded her nanny's tongue to be cut off.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Awsome parenting? Or incestuous parenting of a future douche? I wouldn't put the Joffrey stink on my kid. I bet the family cat likes to slap that kid around:

  • Fabius_Maximus

    It's Arthur!

  • hapl0


  • damnitjanet

    Peas are coming.
    We do not teethe.
    Ours is the potty.
    Hear me burp.
    Sleep, eat, poop.
    Milk and banana pudding.

  • e jerry powell


  • Maguita NYC

    Oh the diaper rash on that iron throne!

    It's cute, but... Why all the hoopla? Slow news day?
    Yes, I am missing the "cooing-over-any-stranger's-baby" gene.

  • sistercoyote

    It's not just you. Missing that gene.

    But I like knowing there's an upcoming cadre of geeks. Even if the parents are asking for disaster...


  • Cara

    When I have a kid... this WILL happen...

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Um. 6) kid looks actually happy

  • zeke_the_pig

    6) Kid ends up as Joffrey. 7) Parent loses head.

  • hapl0

    That's clearly Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen.

  • hapl0

    Two down votes? Seriously? Where the fudge do these people come from?

    The Needle up their asses land?

  • Slash

    So this is your kid?

    Also, I don't get it. Your awesomeness is lost on me. Sorry.

  • pajiba

    My kid? No. I'm not nearly that awesome.

  • Slash

    OK, sorry, I obviously missed the Game of Thrones reference. I haven't seen the show. Yeah, I'm Lamey McLamester.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    A Lamester always pays his debts.

  • Even Stevens

    Who would downvote this?! Best. Comment. Ever.

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