Pajiba

I find substitute teachers to be really hot, it’s like they couldn’t get their shit together to get all the credits they needed to graduate. Nothing’s sexier than a young woman that dropped out of college. It’s like a female substitute teacher is in bed with just her panties on and she’s watching t.v. and she gets the call that the regular teacher called in sick. So she jumps in the shower washes her hair, jumps out the shower puts on her panties and a different color bra. She slips into a sun dress and her clogs. Her hair is still wet as she pulls into the teacher’s parking lot. It’s money at the end of the day so what the fuck.

p.s. Notre Dame lost yesterday and I’m so fucking happy, all those institutions and monuments are nothing but shams. Notre Dame with their touchdown Jesus and their multimillion dollar t.v. contracts. Their hypocrisy is without equal. I can’t drink milk or orange juice because it upsets my stomach to no end. But if I’m ever on Notre Dame’s campus I’m going to walk down to the store and buy some milk and cereal and a bowl and a spoon, and as I’m walking back to campus I’m going to eat so much cereal that my stomach is going to explode. But before it does, I’m going to go to the administration building and look for the men’s bathroom. I’m going to take a world class dump right there, I hope the bathroom is next to the dean’s office or the father that runs that institution. Whenever I finish I’m not going to even flush. Fuck Notre Dame and every other goddamn deity that’s got us fucked up in the head.

Gracias por compartir, tener un buen día.