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The Weekly Murdertank: Everyone Wants to Be the Next Angelina Jolie but No One Wants to be the Next Jason Momoa

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (4)

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    Comments

    I don't want to be the next Angelina Jolie.

    Hey, YOU said EVERYbody.

    I'm just sayin'.

    Posted by: , at August 28, 2011 11:18 AM

    • I would be happy to be Jason Mamoa if I can have his abs and do Angelina Joli.

    Posted by: clancys_daddy at August 28, 2011 5:30 PM

    I want and Angelina Jolie /Jason momoa movie

    Posted by: Hmm at August 28, 2011 7:13 PM

    *Author: 'Cause Conan was de suck, hur-hur-hur, college made me be the funny, hur-hur-hur !!!*

    For the record, I don't want to be Angelina Jolie, I want to be her bra.

    Posted by: Mr. Stitch at August 29, 2011 10:19 PM