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The Weekly Murdertank: Dismissive Pricks, Nazis, Female Empowerment, Man-Do's and Stark Week

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (5)

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  • STARK WEEK!









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    Comments

    Oh hi, Pajiba, you're home. Have a seat, OK? We have to talk. OK, there's no easy way to say this: I've been seeing another web site. I know how it sounds, but I swear it didn't mean anything. It's just, well, you're been nagging quite a bit lately, and frankly, you've been pretty depressing. I just wanted to feel good for once, so I went to Gawker and we just clicked. But it was only a few times, and I always came home to you in the evenings.

    Come on, Pajiba baby, I know you're upset, but Gawker isn't a slut, she just didn't know that I was spoken for. I've ended it with her, and I want to make our thing work, but you have to help me out here. Just try to lighten up about all the damn trailers and movies that we won't see for a year, OK? And no more pet deaths, right?

    I love you, babe.

    Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 7, 2011 1:06 PM

    • Sansa....? Ewwww

    Posted by: YesPlease at August 7, 2011 1:53 PM

    Could have been worse, that kid that plays Joffrey has a face that makes me want to chew his nose off.

    Posted by: snapnhiss at August 7, 2011 2:07 PM

    Yeah, not to mention he's not a STARK.

    Posted by: Gaby at August 7, 2011 3:28 PM

    Thank you Gaby. I'm old and I frequently get confused. My eyesight isn't what it used to be either so I really appreciate the all caps because I wouldn't have seen it otherwise. You're a true humanitarian.

    Posted by: snapnhiss at August 7, 2011 4:03 PM