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The Weekly Murdertank: Bangable Celebrity Edition

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (12)

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    Comments

    I'ma fuck me the shit outta that Captain America movie, boy.

    Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at July 23, 2011 2:31 PM

    • Am I the only person who finds Eva Green to be absolutely terrifying?

    Posted by: Figgy at July 23, 2011 2:53 PM

    @Figgy, normally I consider Eva Green to be damn attractive, but that, despite the bewb, is not a flattering photo. Kinda scary, and the cigarette isn't helping.

    Posted by: Aquaman at July 23, 2011 4:52 PM

    Oops. Accidentally posted as my alter-alter ego from yesterday.

    Must be the heat.

    Posted by: Groundloop at July 23, 2011 4:53 PM

    Wow, this is probably the worst photo of Eva I've ever seen. Did she have to be smoking and creepily leering at the camera? Yecch.

    Posted by: Jessie at July 23, 2011 6:41 PM

    Amy Winehouse has reportedly been found dead.

    Posted by: Todd at July 23, 2011 6:55 PM

    I'ma fuck me the shit outta that Captain America movie, boy.

    Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at July 23, 2011 2:31 PM

    ……um, you do know that Captain America has a cock don’t you?

    Posted by: Pookie at July 23, 2011 7:56 PM

    I think the sole of my sneakers melted when I was out today. I may be suffering from the first stages of heat prostration, or as I like to call it, "heat frustration."

    Also, Eva, smoking is not allowed at Pajiba Studios.

    Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 23, 2011 8:43 PM

    She looks like she would hate-fuck me to death, and... I don't think I'd mind.

    Posted by: MrFrye at July 24, 2011 12:07 AM

    Yeah that pic looks like a glimpse of Eva's future. When she's not the young hot thing anymore and she's scrabbling for Indie roles.

    Posted by: logan at July 24, 2011 10:29 AM

    Wow, in that picture Eva Green looks just like my college girlfriend. My "experimental phase" was maybe just a tad more intense than some. Lovely girl, though.

    Um, thanks Dustin.

    Posted by: Young_Grandma_Ben at July 24, 2011 3:28 PM

    Oh, I didn't mean just in this photo. I find her scary-looking in general.

    Posted by: Figgy at July 24, 2011 10:31 PM