The Tony's Try to Kill Poison's Brett Michaels

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By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (21)

Ok, I have no idea why Poison was on the Tonys last night. Dunno, and don’t care. Because this clip is hilarious. Keep your eye on Brett Michaels at the very end as he’s walking off stage.

And here Brett was worried about diabetes or reality show skankwhoritis, when he should’ve been worried about motherfucking Broadway. This is a lesson for us all.

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That's what you get for being an attention whore.

Posted by: admin at June 8, 2009 10:33 AM

HA-ha.

Posted by: gp at June 8, 2009 10:37 AM

I believe that was the exact moment that anyone who voted to nominate Rock of Ages for Tony Awards felt extremely embarassed. No, wait, that was when Constantine "Cat Scream" Maroulis got to step on the stage, eyefuck the Tony voters, and wail until Brett Michaels sounded good by comparison.

Posted by: Robert at June 8, 2009 10:38 AM

i can't stop watching.

Posted by: celery at June 8, 2009 10:38 AM

Poison lip-synching to their own track makes it better than this.

Posted by: PissBoy at June 8, 2009 10:42 AM

Ha ha ha! That was awesome. Stupid Bret Michaels. Gives being diabetic a bad name.

Posted by: lizzieborden at June 8, 2009 10:45 AM

Karma's a bitch, Bitch.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at June 8, 2009 10:46 AM

I give it a 9.5, a tad rough on the landing.

I'm also having a hard time stopping myself from playing it over and over and over again.

Posted by: Mick J at June 8, 2009 10:46 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*gasps for air*

hahahahahahaha

more, please.

Posted by: tf breakher at June 8, 2009 10:48 AM

It's called being too fucked up to hit your damn mark. Those nasty props and moving set pieces are a bitch, huh?

Posted by: slower lower at June 8, 2009 10:51 AM

I prefer to think that the guy in charge of the curtain saw his opportunity and took it-to cheers and applause from all.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at June 8, 2009 10:55 AM

cnn has amazing footage...no commentary, just fail over and over again with a tight zoom...you can see his feet go out from under him...crying from laughter at my desk...

i hope this link works!
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2009/06/08/bret.michaels.floored.tonys.cbs

Posted by: tf breakher at June 8, 2009 11:01 AM

*grin*

This makes my day so much more pleasant.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at June 8, 2009 12:54 PM

I love CC Deville so much. Back in the 90s VH1 had Rock'n'Roll Jeopardy hosted by Jeff Probst(!) and CC was a contestant on the celebrity edition. He rang in for almost every question regardless of if he knew the answers...when he didn't he just made shit up. Jeff Probst was having a meltdown and trying not to jump over his podium and punch CC. I'm very sad that I can find no clip evidence on Youtube. :-(

Posted by: Koolickle at June 8, 2009 1:39 PM

"Don't need nuthin..... but an aspirin..."

Posted by: Odnon at June 8, 2009 1:53 PM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

YOU BITCHES AIN'T HERE FOR BRETT! I'S HERE FOR BRETT!

Posted by: figgy at June 8, 2009 2:34 PM

Final score: one busted nose and three lip stitches. Scenery for the win!

Posted by: slower lower at June 8, 2009 4:14 PM

-Bad Hair
-Bad Clothes
-lip syncing at the Tonys

Three strikes and the gay mafia takes you out.

Posted by: Jennifer at June 8, 2009 4:28 PM

BWAA-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!![fart]

why couldn't that have happened about 20 years ago with something sharper?

Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy at June 8, 2009 4:59 PM

Poison was there because the hair band musical Rock of Ages was up for some awards.

I blame the mistake on the "diabeetus".

Posted by: scorzi at June 8, 2009 8:54 PM

Nothing beats watching that shit in HD lmao.

Posted by: Candy at June 9, 2009 12:08 AM

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