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The Return of the Weekly Power Rankings: The 10 Best Television Episodes of the Week

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (36)



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Welcome to the return of the Weekly Power Rankings, where I watch what I hope to be all of the quality television shows each week and rank them, not by the overall quality of the show, but by the individual episode. Before I kick off the fall season, I do want to make one note: Last spring, a television critic at the Hollywood Reporter, Tim Goodman, began running Power Rankings similar to these. I was both miffed that THR seemingly took an idea from an obscure website with a gibberish name and a little flattered. However, after I did a teensy bit of resarch, I discovered that it was Tim Goodman, in fact, who came up with this concept first. Several years ago, he ran weekly television Power Rankings at his old job as TV critic for the San Francisco Chronicle. Therefore, it is I who should apologize for inadvertently stealing his concept. I’m still going to continue running them because it allows us a weekly dump where we can discuss what’s been going on in TV-land for the previous seven days. But I will do so with a nod and an apology to Tim Goodman.

Note, too, that the Power Rankings will typically run on Mondays, except when events like the Emmys push them back. Note, too, that only shows that aired between between last Monday and this most recent Sunday are included. Also, there will likely be some spoilers in the brief notes below.


1. Breaking Bad: For the next three weeks, I don’t expect anything else to be in this slot, even with all the returning shows. “Breaking Bad” is so far above everything else on television right now that, for the purposes of the Power Rankings, it ought to be handicapped. See Dan’s recap for full analysis.

2. Parenthood: It felt good to see everyone back and now that it’s the only Jason Katims show on the air, it’s the only hour on network television where we can go to get that wholesome feel-goodness that makes us want to be part of something bigger, like a football team or a large family. I do not, however, care for what they’re doing with Alex (Michael B. Jordan) so far. Whatever happens, he’s the one that should come out on top, not Hattie. You got that, Katims? In fact, just chuck Hattie; the Bravermans can adopt Alex.

3. Sons of Anarchy: I’m glad that Kurt Sutter has returned to what made “SoA” so good in its first two seasons, but I don’t feel like the show has the same magnetic attraction it had back in season two. It feels a little safe and routine, or as much as a show about a motorcycle club running guns and, potentially drugs, can feel safe and routine. Even still, it’s one of the best hours of drama on the tubes.

4. Doctor Who: I didn’t care all that much for the main story line with the hotel of bad dreams, but I was surprised that a routine monster-of-the-week episode would end with the Doctor dumping Amy and Rory, even if it’s only temporary before it’s permanent. She is coming back, right? For the finale? That can’t be the final send-off, can it? Check out C. Rob’s full analysis.

5. It’s Always Sunny in … Philadelphia: The introduction of Fat Mac and a story line that looks to dominate this season was amusing, but it’s still Charlie Day that keeps “It’s Always Sunny’s” weekly misanthropy from become tedious.

6. Damages: I don’t know that I’d keep watching “Damages” if there were more options during the summer. Season four kicked off fairly strong with the introduction of characters played by John Goodman and Dylan Baker, but it petered as the season slogged to a close. I think what annoys me most about this show is that, for a drama about lawyers, the law doesn’t come into play as much as it should. I’d like to see a big, satisfying courtroom finale, but what we end up getting is telegraphed twists and a body count. If you saw the first three seasons and are weighing whether or not to watch this one, I’d probably make it a low priority. However, I am intrigued by what the last few minutes set up: A season 5 that will pit Patty Hewes against Ellen Parsons, hopefully to the death.

7. Up All Night: I thought Christina Applegate and Will Arnett were great, but that Maya Rudolph’s character was annoying as hell. It does show great promise, though, at least for parents that can relate. Read my full review.

8. Awkward: Am I the only one watching MTV’s “Awkward”? If you’re not, you should. It’s a witty, smartly written coming-of-age comedy that hits a lot of high notes, even if is targeted way outside of my demographic.

9. Archer: The episode did not live up to my excitement for its return. It was OK, but don’t expect it to hold its place when all of the new and returning shows arrive next week, not if the next “Archer” episode is as middling as this one was.

10. Survivor: Gah, I loathe myself, but I can’t stop watching this show. I’ve seen every goddamn season, and it feels like there are no iterations left. But even in this first episode, with Coach and the porn star returning, there are things about “Survivor” that I still still find sociologically compelling. Like, for instance, how easily the new players buddy up with the returning stars, even after seeing Boston Rob take it all last season. When will they learn?









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Comments

I loved the new Archer episode but I also love pirates so I may be biased.
SoA seemed like it was moving too fast. They get out of jail and kill people that same day? I think a drama should have some grasp on reality no?

Posted by: logan at September 20, 2011 12:28 PM

Parenthood is one of my absolute favorite shows, and I was really excited for the return. Much of the episode was great (Ritter!), but the Alex storyline is really dumb. I get where they're going with it, I guess, but they could have used a different plot device to get to that reveal. No kid would call the cops on his own party. All of them would be cited for underage drinking.

Posted by: Mel C. at September 20, 2011 12:28 PM

Ugh. Breaking Bad sucks.


(You're an idiot. -- DR)

Posted by: Pfft at September 20, 2011 12:30 PM

I think putting it right in the comment like that is sort of an abuse of power.

Posted by: Pfft at September 20, 2011 12:38 PM

Apologies! How's this: "You're an idiot."

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at September 20, 2011 12:40 PM

I'm watching Awkward because my 15 y.o. daughter TiVos it. It's OK. Definitely has its moments. I'm finding it grating for ALL the adults to be moronic (really? you threw your kid a keg party?), and if that's what MTV thinks typical high school sophomores are like, they need to go back to basic research. For relatively rich parents who have plenty of time on their hands, they sure don't have a clue about what goes on in their children's lives.

But it hits a lot of notes right. Like the feeling that everyone you know is constantly watching you and judging you.

Posted by: Wednesday at September 20, 2011 12:41 PM

I find Fat Mac a little distracting. Though, I like the way he plays him. He seems like the same character, just add fifty pounds. But, I find myself looking at only him in every scene he is in. And Charlie's antics just keep gettin' wackier and wackier!...I don't laugh at the show much anymore.

But, damn, I thought Roxy was great whenever she spoke. Calling Dennis "baby dick" was hilarious, and I loved her voice.

Spoilers:
RIP Roxy.

I didn't get why the guy was pretending to be Tiger Woods. He was paying to see a prostitute. Why would he need to pretend to be someone else?

Posted by: pissant at September 20, 2011 12:47 PM

Apology accepted.

I suppose I should have said: "I hate Breaking Bad."

I'm sure I still would have been derided, but at least I could have claimed it was a matter of opinion.

If it interests you at all, I should note that my hatred is newfound, having been a devotee of the show until a few episodes ago.

Walt's decisions stopped being realistic this season and I can't deal with it anymore. Honestly, I don't think any amount of red wine could have made Careful Walt say what he said to Hank a few episodes ago. I acknowledge the fine acting and writing and all that shit, but honestly, "let's just have Walt get drunk and make things worse for himself" just seems weak.

Also, despite the fact that she is meant to be, his wife it untakeable.

(Redeemed! A well-thought out analysis is helpful and appreciated. -- DR)

Posted by: Pfft at September 20, 2011 12:47 PM

Had to save the typo for the second last word, didn't I.

Posted by: Pfft at September 20, 2011 12:51 PM

Thank you to Pfft and Dustin Rowles for the only laugh I've had all day. I have to admit, seeing the Sheriff take an axe to the clubhouse filled me with rage on SoA. More than the other seasons, it is really starting to feel like the end is coming for SAMCRO. Now, off again to the Neverending Meetings!

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 20, 2011 12:52 PM

Abuse your power, Dustin. pfft to pfft's idiocy.

Posted by: dna at September 20, 2011 12:52 PM

Tim Goodman is a good TV critic, and sorely missed in the SF Chronicle.

Posted by: Drake at September 20, 2011 12:54 PM

A friend suggested that (Sunny spoilers) dumping a dead hooker in the hall was the show's jumping the shark.

I don't know that I totally agree, but "baby dick" was the only thing I found funny in the whole episode.

Posted by: avocadolime at September 20, 2011 1:00 PM

Not sure *how* I got sucked in to Parenthood, but it quickly became one of my tv favorites. I certainly cannot relate to big / intertwined family dynamic... and I simply do not care much for children in general [gasp]. It's a great show! I so agree that Hattie has to go. Alex is such a good dude. This storyline turn doesn't make me happy. The other daughter on the "I've just gotta be ME and move out, etc" kick is kinda on my nerves too. Liking the Jason Ritter boyfriend to Lauren's character.

Now. About the calling the cops on your own party thing. Been there and DONE. It was 10th grade and Pops was in Hawaii at a convention. We lived at the end of suburban street on 3/4 acre weird shaped lot. Good size backyard about 1/5 of the backyard and the rest was damn near modified cornfield (strange house / set-up). There were 4 kegs of brew going at different corners of the "estate". Cars parked for *blocks and blocks*. People doing whatever the heck they chose. As things got crazier, I was mostly holed up in my room with 10-15 of my closest buddies whilst things raged on outdoors.
Then my friend Kirk decided that he should park his motorcyle up on the long front porch (and away from all the people pulling in and out of the half moon drive). Well he accelerated abruptly and instead ended up flying through the dining room window and onto the ding room table, a 13" shard of glass pierced through his forearm and large contusion to the head. Not 10 min later, so numbnut named Mike walked through the living room (a room that was locked down completely) and managed to walk *through* the sliding glass door out onto a small service landing (no bodily injury there shockingly, but a destroyed window). In all the hub-bub and trying to figure out next moves (no one called for an ambulance in all of this?!) I got a call from a friend up the nearby hill talking about drunks peeing on his lawn.
I completely freaked by then and the cops were called. We made an announcement out on the back patio and everyone scattered like mice. I don't think I came back home for 2 days. The yard looked like Times Square post NYE and I called everyone I knew to come over and try and clean up anything we could. Dad returned soon after.
Guess who immediately aquired a job at the local Jack in the Box and wore the fancy polyester costume for 4 mos, making money to pay for all the damages? City of 1000 Oaks PD --- it wasn't me.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at September 20, 2011 1:16 PM

I dvr Awkward. I really enjoy it, the writing is snappy, the girl is cute, and sometimes it reminds me of why people thought Juno had great dialogue.

I am the only guy I know that watches it though, so this is the first time I've come out and admitted I watch it in public.

That's the first step I guess...

Posted by: sean at September 20, 2011 1:35 PM

I watch Awkward too. I love Sadie Saxton. "You're Welcome" She cracks me up.

Posted by: Swellegant at September 20, 2011 1:39 PM

@Mel C -- That's exactly what my wife yelled out. I knew what was coming, but I couldn't believe the show was actually going to follow through with it. I love how all the underage kids who had been drinking, were just milling around as Alex is taken off in handcuffs. Clearly these writers have never watched Cops.

I hate when I'm watching something fully engrossed and am forcefully ejected by bad writing. I mean really, it was a one punch fight. If you're man enough to start the drama, be man enough to accept getting your butt kicked.

Posted by: phase10 at September 20, 2011 1:46 PM

Ozzie is a porn star? What, why, when?

Posted by: Kirbyjay at September 20, 2011 1:47 PM

What about The Hour? Surely Wednesday's episode was the best yet?

I really want to like Parenthood. I love Lauren Graham and Peter Krause and big family dynamic set-ups but the show leaves me cold. Nothing about it rings true to me. I suppose it's just not for me.

Since I stopped watching before the end of last season, can anybody tell me if they gave Hattie a better hairstyle or does she still look like a 58-year old spinster circa 1934?

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 20, 2011 1:52 PM

Pfft and Dustin need a room. Not for sex, though.







Don't look at me; use your imagination.

Posted by: superasente at September 20, 2011 2:00 PM

@PaddyDog
It's worse now. I don't really know how to describe it. It's curly and long with bangs. Sorry, I'm not adept at describing the fairer sexes hair-styling, but I know what looks bad. It almost looks like someone drowned a spider and threw that on her head.

Posted by: phase10 at September 20, 2011 2:15 PM

I like Archer. Still haven't seen Breaking Bad, because well, I haven't.

Don't watch Awkward or Sunny(anymore) because I'm not in middle school. Kudos on liking Awkward though. I'd make a training bra joke here, but you like Awkward. I mean, what else can be said here? Let me know when someone finally comes of age on that show though, or at least when the ten years too late hipster trend moves on, and they come out with another exact show following the next trend. Like South Park, I'm guessing it'll be a trend involving us Latino's. Here's hoping at least. I'm tired of doing nothing with my mexican-ness.

Posted by: googergieger at September 20, 2011 2:44 PM

So your friend thinks that's a more jumping the shark moment than Charlie writing a musical about a traumatizing (allegedly) boyhood experience? In a show that's constantly giving the characters crazier and crazier things to do, I think it's pretty hard to truly jump the shark. Dumping the dead hooker in the hall seemed like the natural thing those people would do. The unnatural, possibly shark jump worthy moment would have been if she lived and Frank really did marry her.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at September 20, 2011 2:48 PM

@PaddyDog The Hour is my current TV obsession! All three leads are outstanding, and I'm so sad tomorrow night's episode will be the last (at least for a while)>.

Posted by: Mel C. at September 20, 2011 2:55 PM

Amy and Rory must return to attend their daughter's wedding. I also assume they will also be instrumental in whatever goes down in Utah with The Doctor's death.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at September 20, 2011 3:47 PM

"Ozzie is a porn star? What, why, when?"

He appeared in an episode of the Playboy Channel's "Foursome" reality series. While not exactly a traditional porno, the sex in the show is unsimulated. The show is apparently a catch-all for reality show rejects, as Dunbar from The Real World has appeared on it, as well as people from Big Brother and various crappy VH1 shows.

Posted by: Craig at September 20, 2011 3:48 PM

Socrates was such a wise man, that, yes, clearly, obviously, any person who proudly shares his name also share his wisdom. Socrates Poole from "The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr." and our own Socrates_Johnson come readily to mind.

Posted by: RobP at September 20, 2011 3:49 PM

In fact, just chuck Hattie; the Bravermans can adopt Alex.

Oh great, just the other day Cindy told me I reminded her of this character (or that this character reminds her of me). This doesn't bode very well.

Posted by: tamatha at September 20, 2011 3:50 PM

Just dump the dead hooker in an alley? That's just lazy and disrespectful.. In my dad we drove em out to the country and dug a shallow grave. Maybe threw a bag of lime on them. Have a worth ethic and some respect people!

Posted by: logan at September 20, 2011 4:02 PM

Mel C:

They have given the green light to a second series. But if the spy turns out to be Lix, I'll be bereft without her.

I am obsessed with Ben Whishaw's hair. It is magnificent.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 20, 2011 4:23 PM

This is great news!

Whishaw broke my heart in that fourth episode. Lots of things about him are magnificent.

Posted by: Mel C. at September 20, 2011 5:17 PM

Mel C.

Have you seen Bright Star (not to be confused with Brightstone)? Prepare to have your heart broken all over again.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 20, 2011 5:20 PM

I have seen Bright Star. It's perfection.

Also, I hadn't thought of Bright Star and Brightstone! They really should have slipped in a reference for us Whishaw fans.

Posted by: Mel C. at September 20, 2011 5:42 PM

Are y'all crazy? That episode of Sunny was awesome. The blood vomit had me hyperventilating, and opening the season by dumping a dead hooker in the hall is crazy great. I'm really glad they're back, after last seasons weak run.

Posted by: John G. at September 20, 2011 5:51 PM

I'd put The Hour in the rankings too. That show is quickly becoming one of my favourites.

(Sorry, folks. I watched all of "The Hour" a couple of months ago and didn't even realize it was still airing here. If it's the 5th episode, it'd certainly land the 3-spot. -- DR)

Posted by: Uda at September 20, 2011 8:16 PM

I am in love with Awkward, it's absolutely adorable and so funny

Posted by: Even Stevens at September 21, 2011 12:48 AM