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The Most Prolific Commenters of 2010

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | December 29, 2010 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | December 29, 2010 |


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Yesterday, in unveiling the 10 Bitchiest Commenters of 2010, I noted that we used to rank the most prolific commenters each year but that, with 430,000 comments in the system, it would no longer be feasible. I was wrong. Steven Lloyd Wilson showed me how to do it on the site's MYSQL database (which I like to pronounce My Squall to annoy programmer types). Steven Lloyd Wilson is some kind of genius. Seriously, people -- most of you probably don't realize how incredibly brilliant SLW is: You know he's got a Master's in Engineering, a Master's in History, and he's currently enrolled in a Ph.D. program from political science? Dude's got both sides of the brain covered.

Anyway, once he showed me how, it took about 30 seconds to come up with the list of the Most Prolific Commenters of 2010, which thus allows me to name check everyone who commented more than 200 times this year (sorry, TWoP Fan, that still doesn't include you). I debated about whether to include the number of comments on the list, worried that seeing 1400 comments next to your name might alarm you and make you wonder what the hell you've been doing with your time this year, but I ultimately decided to leave them, so you knew exactly where you stood. Although, ,'s lead is so insurmountable it might discourage anyone from trying to beat him out next year.

Here are the Most Prolific Commenters of 2010, and I thank all of you for every single one of those comments. Except, again, for BigTodd.


2114 ,
1481 Mrs. Julien
1467 superasente
1464 admin
1381 PaddyDog
1321 BWeaves
1304 MM
1291 Jay
1249 Kballs
1235 BarbadoSlim
1103 Robert
998 Fredo
974 Cindy
943 TylerDFC
922 DarthCorleone
894 Rykker
881 D-Day
844 DeistBrawler
842 Lindsey with an 'e'
833 idleprimate
816 coveredinbees
808 Tracer Bullet
788 RobP
745 Nadine
738 Slash
718 Patty O'Green
702 Anna von Beaverhausen
657 Jelinas
612 esme
600 Uriah Creep
565 dammitjanet
558 ChristianH
555 Optimus Rhyme
555 becks
538 Jerce
530 MelBivDevoe
506 Pookie
505 mswas
505 Che Grovera
503 EricD
480 Jo 'Mama' Besser
473 Scully
471 Kayanne
454 samantha t
429 Todd
428 stardust
427 replica
425 branded
411 stopthemadness
409 Julie
405 Brenton
404 Yossarian
398 PaulterA
389 Wednesday
386 The Wanderer
384 Mrcreosote
377 Snuggiepants
374 Forbiddendonut
374 tamatha
370 sansho1
360 Pinky McLadybits
354 logar
352 bleujayone
343 BierceAmbrose
337 PissBoy
334 Carrie
332 John W
329 Even Stevens
326 Vermillion
323 Snuggiepants the Deathbringer
319 DeadBessie
319 meaux
314 the new transported man
310 logan
307 grace b
306 Whorish Mouth
303 Snath
303 Uda
302 Courtney
302 Brie
296 Mebe
290 Simon
288 Lauren
277 BigTodd
277 twig
270 Spender
268 Three-nineteen
267 Stella
265 jM
262 Eep
262 gp
261 the_wakeful
260 Drake
251 Ian
246 Jim Doggie
240 Xtreme
240 Craig
235 Magiel
233 Lubeg
232 EJ
232 Mick J
228 SaBrina
228 Jadine
227 Maryscott O'Connor
227 Lucas
226 Kolby
225 MyySharona
224 greer
221 Littlejon
219 Odnon
218 katy
216 Tammy
212 Reba
209 Blank
207 scorzi
206 Porkchop Express
204 peanut
201 lainiefig


But that's not all! Because of the magic of SLW, I was actually able to also call up the 100 Most Prolific Commenters of All Time (or, since DHS seized our hard drives in May 2006). It's a lot of the same folks, but also a reminder of some of those who have since left us, like George (I think we finally shamed the poor kid away); those who had a kid and no longer have time for us (Sean!); those who got married and disappeared (Alex the Odd); those who only come back occasionally (boo!), those who went to law school (LordHelmet) and some who mysteriously vanished, like Mike R. and Shadows of Dakaron. I think that everyone else -- except for the fake lady -- still pop up every once in a while, at least. (Note, also, that Skitz/Skittimus Maximus has a combined count of 2602).

7112 BarbadoSlim
5777 Figgy
5442 Jay
5594 julie
4697 Admin
4283 Cindy
3839 PaddyDog
3757 BWeaves
3756 TK
3298 Pookie
2496 Vermillion
2483 Optimus Rhyme
2431 Anna von Beaverplatz
2419 Snath
2363 Jerce
2307 Shadows of Dakaron
2307 ,
2302 twig
2182 Lindsey with an 'e'
2118 Robert
2107 DarthCorleone
2074 Kolby
2067 Kballs
2053 Tracer Bullet
1975 Samantha T
1963 branded
1924 dammitjanet
1919 PissBoy
1809 mm
1791 Kayanne
1752 George
1727 socalledonlycousins
1727 TylerDFC
1718 gp
1700 , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy)
1695 nadine
1679 superasente
1672 Che Grovera
1630 jm
1628 Melody
1526 DeistBrawler
1505 Fredo
1480 Mrs. Julien
1430 Sarina
1381 SaBrina
1381 SofiĀ­a
1378 tamatha
1337 bucdaddy
1332 Becks
1321 Skitz
1319 Brie
1317 Brian
1306 Nicole
1281 Skittimus Maximus
1270 Slash
1249 Eep
1228 Rykker
1192 Stella
1167 Spender
1109 meaux
1103 replica
1103 carrie
1092 MelBivDevoe
1070 Lucas
1062 Todd
1036 coveredinbees
1028 D-Day
1009 EricD
976 Alex the Odd
967 Snuggiepants the Deathbringer
953 Patty O'Green
942 Katy
941 ChristianH
940 Jo 'Mama' Besser
935 Jelinas
930 idleprimate
927 boo
922 Wednesday
916 MrCreosote
913 Genny (also Rusty)
907 sansho1
904 tarn
893 Jeremy Feist
890 LordHelmet
873 Lauren
843 Greer
833 Esme
811 mswas
810 Courtney
802 the_Wakeful
801 DeadBessie
799 Odnon
788 RobP
777 Mike R.
773 The Wanderer
766 sean
765 Maryscott O'Connor
758 Forbiddendonut
743 wsapnin
722 Three-nineteen
711 Lainey



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