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The Most Disturbing Thing About the Movie Flight

By Courtney Enlow | Miscellaneous | February 7, 2013 |

By Courtney Enlow | Miscellaneous | February 7, 2013 |

Was it the opening scene featuring Denzel blowing rails with a naked flight attendant?

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Was it the severing of that same flight attendant’s foot?

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Was it the tense crash sequence?

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Was it the depiction of addiction and drug/alcohol use?

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Was it the total lack of commonality between the trailers/TV spots and the actual film?

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Was it the totally standard and derivative soundtrack?

Nope.

This movie had a budget of $31 million dollars. And they couldn’t afford anyone to do a better wedding photo Photoshop job than this?

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How are we not there yet as a society, people? Get in the game, Hollywood. Hire a damn graphic designer already. (Not me. See above.)