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The Kind of Episode that Can Sober You Up

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (39)



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I love Bryan Cranston’s Walt White, and since “Breaking Bad,” premiered, it’s always a little jarring to see Cranston with hair and grinning. It’s really as though Walt White isn’t even played by the same guy that was the father in “Malcolm in the Middle.” It’s two different people, and the Cranston who was in “Malcolm” showed up on “SNL” last night, and the writing team seriously let him down. It was a dreadful episode, spare on highlights. I could only make it through Weekend Update. It’s sad when Kanye’s performance — complete with a goddamn harem — was the highlight of the night. It was actually kind of amazing, and I couldn’t give three rat’s asses for Kanye.

Kenan Thompson came back with another “What’s Up with That,” segment, which grew stale halfway through the first time he did it, and again completely wastes the cameo of Morgan Freeman (and Ernest Borgnine), which I understand was the point, but what I’m saying is: It’s a lousy point.

The Miley Cyrus talk show was funny in theory, but didn’t work particularly well in practice. I will, however, give Vanessa Bayer props for an excellent Cyrus impression.

Likewise, for the Pepto Bismol Ice commercial: Funny idea, not so funny commercial.

The Digital Short was lackluster for the second week in a row: An Emergency 911 iPhone app that keeps being interrupted by a Rescue Dogs commercial:

The one genuinely funny sketch last night — and it was hilarious for about three minutes — was “Shanna,” which involved Kristen Wiig playing a sexy cheerleader that does some decidedly unsexy things. I nearly wet myself watching the protein shake bit.










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Comments

I thought the Johnny Depp impression in the Miley skit was even better...

Posted by: tinmo at October 3, 2010 12:09 PM

I'm really enjoying seeing Bryan Cranston getting top billing and the spotlight. Character actor done good, I wish the same for Gary Cole one of these days, another actor who's paid his dues.

As far as SNL goes, meh, it seems to going on a downward trend (isn't it always). Anyway I mostly catch on clips or if happen to pass the channel when it's on.


Oh yeah, FUCK Kanye.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 3, 2010 12:24 PM

Pretty bad when the monologue sucks, followed by two lame sketches. Update was boring, and I almost gave up when Kanye did his harem thing. I should have listened to that little voice when it said, "Turn this crap off."

Posted by: Susie Sorority at October 3, 2010 12:43 PM

I have often thought the same thing about Byran/Walter!!!! Dang.

When Cranston is INHABITING his character, the fatigue, tension and illness seep from him. I have a fleeting awareness of who he is and the possibility of seeing him as a civilian at events and in other projects, but when I do it's always a shock. I sort of accept his face as ruined and careworn and forget he's really a reasonably goodlooking guy.

He does this all with his face,his posture, projected energy, little makeup. It's f'ing extraordinary and perhaps the finest extended acting performance I've ever seen.

FROM the guy who was on a semi-shitty sitcom. Wondrous.

Posted by: Stacy D at October 3, 2010 12:45 PM

It was SNL, you expected it to be funny?

Posted by: clancys_daddy at October 3, 2010 12:50 PM

I literally cannot WAIT for the newest Fug Girls all-caps post in the spirit of Kanye. That tops just about everything he's ever done...well, maybe not the crown of thorns (but only for sheer boldness).

Posted by: bonnie at October 3, 2010 12:55 PM

I'm amazed by the Kanye performance, too. The music video and radio edit has the song clocking in at a smooth 1:40.

Posted by: Robert at October 3, 2010 1:21 PM

Confession Time: I LOVE What Up With Dat. I know in my rational half that it's not funny at all, but somehow it never fails to completely make my day. I can guarantee that for the next week or so I'll be doing the running man and singing during my spare time.

And yes, I am awesome at the running man.

Posted by: esme at October 3, 2010 1:26 PM

I was afraid Kanye was gonna step on one of those girls at some point.

If you think that his performance was the highlight of the night, then I'm not wasting my time watching the rest. That performance sucked burro balls!

Posted by: MissRos at October 3, 2010 1:28 PM

You people that are thinking SNL will be relevant again are probably the same people that are thinking “ My Pet Rock” will be relevant again.


p.s. way to go Phil Mickelson, thanks for nothing you fucking choke artist.

Posted by: Pookie at October 3, 2010 2:18 PM

And yes, I am awesome at the running man.

Me too!

Posted by: Jay at October 3, 2010 3:09 PM

I also love What Up With Dat while at the same time realizing it's completely stupid and not funny. The best part was watching Ernest Borgnine having the time of his life, just sitting on stage watching all the goings-on. And Jason Sudekis doing the half-speed running man.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 3, 2010 5:41 PM

Lame, snarky comments. What's up with dat?

Posted by: Patricia at October 3, 2010 5:45 PM

SNL isn't funny. What up with dat?

Posted by: whoknew at October 3, 2010 6:33 PM

The reason What's Up Wit Dat is funny is because its not funny. So watching it on its own is hilarious because its just people dancing and wasting time. Watching it along side an hour and a half of unfunny sketches could take that joy out of it.

Also, Kayne's performance was incredible.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at October 3, 2010 6:48 PM

My love for What's Up With That can be summed up in three words: Dancing. Jason. Sudeikis.

Posted by: Courtney at October 3, 2010 7:07 PM

Mr. Scorzi and I still watch SNL out of loyalty because we've been watching it for years and years. It's not devastating if we miss an episode, but we usually get take out (he works late on Saturday nights) and watch it together and then a movie. He loves Bryan Cranston so he was excited.

We were pissed about Kanye's thing because although the set and the girls were amazing, he's been watching the show since the 70's, myself since the late 80's (he's older than me.) Out of all the big name people that have been on (Nirvana, Rolling Stones, U2, etc) they shut up and play and let their music speak for itself. I'd LOVE to see some of my favorite bands have elaborate sets on SNL with special effects and props, but it's live and for time allowed it's usually the band in jeans and tshirts just performing. What chaps my ass is that if ANYONE is going to get an elaborate set and extra time, it should NOT be Kanye West!!! He's not the worst person to ever be a performer, but c'mon...they could have given the time and sets to Jay Z or U2 or some group that has never been on. Hell, give it to Morgan Freeman and let him orate for ten minutes!!! And the gold laurel leaves on his head so he was like Caesar? Bitch please!!!

Attention Kanye West: You are not as good as you think you are! Suck my non-existant left nut!

P.S. I was screaming at the TV during the What's Up With That? hoping they'd let Morgan Freeman punch out Kenan Thompson (cause he sucks and should be off the show) and he and Ernest Borgnine could have just talked for awhile. Has Morgan Freeman ever hosted SNL?

Posted by: scorzi at October 3, 2010 7:32 PM

I wondered if you'd write about this and I made it to exactly the same point in the show. They seriously wasted Bryan Cranston. He looked about 15 to 20 years younger than when he's playing Walt and he's so damned talented. So what do they do? Waste half the show on that "What's up with that?" skit. Utter shite.

Posted by: Cindy at October 3, 2010 8:08 PM

Dear Pajiba: I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house... did you get it?

Posted by: a disturbingly large amount of poo at October 4, 2010 8:03 AM

Oh man Esme, I ALSO LOVE THE "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" SKETCH! I laugh heartily from the first moment until the last. Even though it's stupid. Even though it's is the same running joke for 3-1/2 minutes. I don't care; it makes me laugh!

And really, that's the point of the show. To make a person laugh. If every skit gets one or two laughs, then the show is a success. Your face doesn't need to hurt when it's over. Your belly doesn't need to ache from laughter. A chuckle hear and there is enough to make the show exactly what it should be.

Posted by: superasente at October 4, 2010 9:42 AM

lol Pajiba: Still hatin on a black man for shinin'

Posted by: mexcillent at October 4, 2010 10:32 AM

Mexcillent,

Kanye West could be purple with green spots and I'd still hate his childish temper tantrums, how much he thinks he's better than most musicians (including the rappers that paved the way for him in the 70's and 80's) and how he constantly thinks that when celebrities and fans call him on his bullshit we have it in for him. I don't. He's a pretty damn good rapper and artist. But he's not as good as he thinks he is, and he's a poor sport when it comes to awards and recognition. I love when he keeps losing at awards time because he gets more and more angry and blames more and more people. How about the fact that someone was better than him and he can't stand not being the center of attention?

And like I said before? As far back as I can remember, no one else on SNL has ever done such an over the top set. I think those moments should be reserved for rap and rock royalty...not Kanye West.

Posted by: scorzi at October 4, 2010 12:23 PM

blah blah blah i'm hella out of touch blah

Kanye West is a game changer in commercial hip hop. I don't necessarily dig commercial hip hop, but the man has the power to make every producer out there try and sound like him. The reason you don't know this, I'd imagine, is because you don't actually listen to hip hop/rap music. I don't blame you for that, but saying that Kanye isn't shit is kind of off-base.

Posted by: mexcillent at October 4, 2010 1:53 PM

of course, it might also be the casual and retarded racism of the avg. pajiba reader at work too. cus you all are hatin.

Posted by: mexcillent at October 4, 2010 1:54 PM

pajiba readers are the kind of cats who think the Shield had incisive racial politics.

lol

Posted by: mexcillent at October 4, 2010 1:55 PM

I thought Kanye was freaking fantastic, and "What's Up With That" makes me laugh every single time they do it. The longer the sketch goes on the better and more absurd it gets. I think it's the way Jason Sudekis jumps in from outside the frame like he's been launched from a mini-trampoline that gets me going...

Posted by: Melissa at October 4, 2010 3:53 PM

Mexcillent,

It's obvious you're just trolling, but if it makes you feel better that I need to have "street cred" to have an opinion on rap music, my boyfriend is good friends with Big Daddy Kane, Grandmaster Flash, Crazy Legs and the rest of the original Rock Steady Crew, and other ORIGINAL rap artists (he was a DJ in the 80's). We go to events with Darryl from Run DMC and the Beastie Boys, and he actually grew up in the projects and crackhouses in Brooklyn in the 70's. We've already seen the combination of rock and rap, sampling of various techno and punk and ska, and these things happened years before Kanye West came out. He might create his own lyrics, but he's not trying anything new beyond excess and narcissism. He's not the only one, but he doesn't deserve a ten minute set on SNL.

And I'm not sure how I have "casual and retarded racism" when my bf is boriqua and half my family is black or latino. But apparently it's "cus I'm all hatin'". (eye roll)

Posted by: scorzi at October 4, 2010 4:30 PM

I can rock all kinds of cred too bruh.

The point you're missing is that you don't and can't understand why Kanye is a giant to a whole bunch of people who don't give a shit about you knowing Big Daddy Kane. Gotta get with that new shit.

Also, I don't think you're casually and retardedly racist. It's cool. Don't worry.

Posted by: Mexcillent at October 4, 2010 4:38 PM

p.s. excess and narcissism is fuckin sick

Posted by: mexcillent at October 4, 2010 4:39 PM

I'm not a "bruh", I'm a girl.

Like I said before, Kanye is not a bad artist.

But he's not as good as HE THINKS HE IS IN HIS OWN MIND and in ALL of rap/music.

THAT is why I was pissed he got so much time to perform. Because even the greatest legends of rap and rock that have been on that show never got that much time. It's like he's been rewarded for bad behavior.

And the laurel wreath was childish. I am the king! Look at me!

Posted by: scorzi at October 4, 2010 4:43 PM

Kanye sucks

Posted by: Flo at October 4, 2010 6:18 PM

Mexillent, rather than having a discussion with one or many people on this site by providing examples that support your opinions, you have chosen to resort to Ad Hominim attacks (meaning that you are attacking the people, rather than the argument). I'm not certain how familiar you are with the fine art of argumentation, but this is considered a poor way of presenting your argument, and as such you have sullied your reputation and character. Now, I'm certain you're a fairly intelligent person; you communicate your obnoxious points well and clearly explain your position, grating though it might be. It is unfortunate that the message you're trying to communicate is one of intolerance for other people's ideas and angry, almost-violent, assaults on the people who frequent this site. Otherwise, I'm certain we could have shared in an intelligent exchange of ideas, where we can calmly and rationally evaluate each other's opinions and respond with thoughtful, poingnent retorts. Since you have abandoned this hope out of the gate, I can only assume that you are either:
A. Trying to get a rise out of us by insinuating that we are racists, and are in-fact a dirty troll or--
B. You honestly believe we are racists and you're acting out in some misguided attempt at empowerment.
What you don't understand is that the people here don't respond well to irrationally angry rants and misguided accusations of bigotry. Especially considering that many regulars to the site are black, latino, gay, and a variety of other historically-assailed people from different walks of life. I can only assume that you don't have the information you need to make a more reasoned, educated set of responses to this post, and have chosen to lash out rather than open up (a common defense mechinism).

I encourage you to re-evaluate your opinion of us, reconsider the generalizations you've made of Pajiba in general, and try to share in a conversation which you undoubtedly could contribute to positively.

Posted by: superasente at October 4, 2010 6:26 PM

I must admit that I too enjoy the What Up With Dat skit, but I missed that part of this episode. It always gets stuck in my head, but has been temporarily replaced by that horrible sparkling apple juice song.

I'd nearly forgotten that Bob Odenkirk used to write for this show.

Posted by: Uda at October 5, 2010 7:43 AM

This says it better than I could:

"The sets, dancers, choreography and Kanye's attire all spoke more to Kanye's ego than to his musical ability. Visually memorable, but aurally forgettable."-Entertainment Weekly quote

Posted by: scorzi at October 5, 2010 10:32 AM

I understand Pajiba is a place for snarky criticisms but I've never seen a place loaded with such irrational hate. The only thing worse and more predictable than people hating on something is people going on the internet to complain about how much they hate something. Have you considered maybe no one as ever asked about changing the stage for their performance? Also, everyone piles on Kenan but guys, Bobby Moynihan is still there, let's have some perspective.

Posted by: ThatGuy at October 5, 2010 10:44 AM

I LOVE "What's Up With That!" I can't help it. The first couple times I was like, "whatever." Now, I die almost every time.

Honest to god, and I say this as a music critic and SNL fan, that might have been the most transcendentally great musical performance ever on Saturday Night Live. "Power" was absolutely stunning. My jaw dropped. I don't care how egotistical he is (seriously, that's rap music these days. Look at Drake. Look at Jay-Z.) or how silly and over-the-top everything was. I don't care that other legendary artists never got elaborate sets or dancers or whatever. The song killed, and he put everything he could into it. It was a spectacle, and a hell of a spectacle at that.

As for SNL haters, meh, I'm used to it. And yeah, this season has been rough compared to two years ago. But right now, they have a slightly better batting average than the show did it's first couple seasons. Seriously, have you watched those old episodes? If you condensed the good sketches from a whole season into one hour of television, it would be gold. As it was, it was way more hit and miss than it is today.

Posted by: ChristianH at October 5, 2010 4:22 PM

Bayer's from my home town, so go her. Just give her some better material SNL writers.

Posted by: stryker1121 at October 5, 2010 6:40 PM

Actually, I'm pretty sure the main probelm with the show this season is the writers don't know how, or when, to end the sketches. They have a funny idea or a joke and they start a sketch about it, but then they hit a wall where the joke isn't funny and they can't figure out how to make it work, so they try the old "the more times we do it the funnier it'll be" approach, which works occasionally, but usually is a huge mistake.

Posted by: ChristianH at October 5, 2010 7:38 PM

Thatguy: Artists have either played long sets and been cut off or faded out (I remember they did this with U2 a few years ago) and I remember in the 80's there were a few groups that wanted more elaborate sets but they said no (I'd have to hunt for names). Why Kanye? Why out of all the artists is HE getting extra stuff? Like I said twice before: he's not horrific, but he's not as good as he thinks he is. Also I think Kenan isn't cut out for SNL type stuff. He started on Nickelodeon and that's how I always picture him. Bobby Moynihan isn't perfect but I see range (albeit small). Kenan is the same in every sketch. That's why I hated Horatio Sanz.

Posted by: scorzi at October 6, 2010 2:38 PM