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If Avatar wins Best Picture it will signify the end of the style over substance debate. Gaga already did it to music so my guess is the trend means Cameron will be doing some more Oscar fist pumps later.

That drinking game sounds more like mass suicide, if there is no one here to post their outrage tomorrow morning, I will know why.

I won't be watching, since it's on at 3 am or whatever here, (gone are the days I would stay up on the sofa and wake the next morning for school feeling like death. Ah my teenage self) but I did enjoy Sandra Bullock's Razzie speech. Bless her.

I knew I could count on Pajiba.

I found this YooToob thing while searching for "Oscar" videos. It put a smile on my face.

I don't get the whole Avatar thing. It's just Transformers: RotF with more money thrown at it! Everything about it was completely lazy and half-baked apart from the visuals. Seriously, give me that much money and I could make that movie.

Actually, I kinda hope Up wins, if only for the first ten minutes alone. Also for Dug. SQUIRREL!

Also because when they call it, it would just be like "And the winner is...UP!" And then they'd cut to Jason Reitman in the audience waiting for three more words that won't come. And then he will pretty much devolve into a foaming-at-the-mouth frenzy. Dare to dream, motherfuckers.

Is it okay if I drink wine? Is it okay if I'm a straight male that drinks wine and watches the Oscars alone with my bottle of wine and tears streaming down my face?

Anyone in the greater metropolitan area of Casper, Wyoming is cordially invited to my Oscar party tonight. I will be serving deer jerky and Lord Calvert. Bring your own gun.

$3 (or less) wine? Goddammit, sign me the fuck up, Johnny! Actually, I went out and picked up some Orange Bacardi Breezers for my cousin and I. Did you know these things taste EXACTLY like Creamsicles?

Fuck yes.

I wonder how hairy Mo'Nique's legs are tonight?

Chiming in to help Dustin's comment tally, and to cheer for Inglourious B. I predict 2 awards, minimum (but not Pic or Dir, BECAUSE THE FIX IS IN!).

Also? Wow is it nice to have a horse in the Oscar race for once...

How the hell did Alice in Wonderland break $100m? 3-D, wave of the future.

My tighty-whiteys are painfully bunched, but I kind of dig it. Also, I'm pulling for Up in the Air -- it was my favorite movie of the year, save for (500) Days. For those whose identity is wrapped up closely with their jobs, I think it hit home pretty hard.

Also, woah! Is Mo'Nique talking open marriages and hairy legs on Barbara Walters? I'm going to need another box of wine.

Oops, suzy amis, actress. still awfully thin though, like, unhealthy, not looking good so. sheesh...

"curdless your cream"

Haha.

I keep switching back and forth between red carpet coverage with Ryan Seacrest and Dumb and Dumber.

I figure the content is interchangeable.

BAZING!

"If fashion is porn, this dress is the money shot." 17-year-old Gabourey Sidibe, ladies and gentlemen.

You know, I gave A Single Man a moderate-to-good review months back, but it's stayed with me, and even grown on me quite a bit. I really hope Ford makes another film. With the same composer and DP.

Yeah, D, A Single Man (speaking of "style over substance") was accused of being all pretty, no soul...but a soulless film doesn't STICK with folks the way this one seems to have done.

And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to Up ...

(Pixar staff leaps up exultantly)

... in the Air...

PS: I'd be thrilled if Up won, but think it's a crime that Coraline isn't nominated for Best Picture OR for Music.

Either Up in the Air or Precious should win Best Director, but Best Picture's a tough call, Avatar wasn't the best movie of the year, but it's easily the most memorable, and the one people will most likely talk about in 20 years.

Why limit predictions to the main categories only? That's what makes the Oscars predictable and slightly boring. On the other hand documentaries, short films and foreign movies are where the competition really lies. Some outstanding movies in there. Btw, I saw The Hurt Locker yesterday. It was awesome.

Why does the lady that George Clooney is with have a horse face?

You would think he can do better than that.

And that Anna Kendrick girl from Up in the Air looks like my ex-girlfriend. It is kind of freaking me out.

The great thing about J. Lo's dress is that it doubles as Kleenex.

bob - Shut the fuck up.

re: JLo's dress, my husband passing through the room asks "Why does she have a labia on the front of her dress?"

Whoopi G-berg just told me 1 in 3 women piss themselves.....what.....the fuck....how did i not know this!

Miley Cyrus has enough money, she needs to pay someone to remind her to stand up straight.

Also, WHY IS SHE THERE??!!??

As a side note, Cameron Diaz is looking better than she has in years. Not quite Mask beautiful, but she really looks lovely. Whatever she's done she needs to keep doing.

RE: The Remember Me promos.
This is Rrrrr.Pattzzzz trying to be a "for serial, guys!" actor? Based on the music and the finger prints quote I'm gonna guess that he totally "Walk to Remember"'s it at the end. That's gotta be it. Coincidentally, the frequency of those ads is straight up killing me.

Doric, there's a live stream of the ceremony on Oscar.com? All I see are prerecorded clips.

krix, oh my god I thought the same damn thing. Everyone keeps talking about how great her dress is and all I kept thinking was, "Naturally. Who doesn't like I good Predator vagina jumping off someone's hip?"

UGH. This red carpet chick (the non-Sherri Shepard one) on ABC is making me appreciate the hacks on E! Sheesh.

@b. Vancouver was the best winter games that I have ever been to and I have been to 4. It was so wrong but so good, just like J.Lo's dress.

Taylor Lautner makes me wonder what the serious fuck is wrong with people.

(I'm spleeny--I can't watch the Oscars so I'm spleeny.)

Yeah the non-Sherri Shepard one looks like an aging drag queen, but without the patter.

Yeah NPH!

NPH!!!

Rowles, FUCK. You're shitting me right? Really. Really? Really. 9/11. Nine fucking Eleven. All the beach reed promo posters and swooning collegiate love scenes and pissed off dad confrontations all for a "LOVE DIES BY TERRORISM" cop out? They couldn't even have him reveal his inoperable "funsuckitis" to the Dad and then they bond over a game of scrabble and the dad gives his consent and then the daughter marries him hospital bedside? No? THEY HAD TO GO FOR THE CHEAP FUCKING TEARS WITH THE EXPLOITATION LOW BLOW?!?! Dumb asses.

That makes Twilight seem like a fucking brilliant decision. At least then you know that asshole is already dead inside.

Meryl Streep should always show up to award shows tipsy. It only makes me love her more.

The line-up was dumb as hell and totally pointless, until I saw Gabourey give a little shimmy and then I realized all of this 3 hour show-boating is for that little girl to be a fucking princess. Seriously, there's always one person nominated that's just stoked to be there and is going to milk the magic for all it's worth. Bless you, Miss Sidibe.

Yay! NPH. So sparkly.

Wow. Miley Cyrus is just not pretty.

Ok, gotta admit, Steve and Alec have made me laugh a few times now.

"Did I pronounce that right? Up... in the Air?"

"That's DAME."

I just love that Gabourey didn't get The Jerk reference, but her mother did.

Poor Meryl has that "this is gonna be a long night" laugh with her husband...

Why is George so glum?

Aww a Jerk joke.

I'm hoping that the first cut-away of James Cameron where the crew hadn't lit him, was not a gaffe and rather totally intentional. He can spend 80 jillion dollars on a movie, but that doesn't mean anyone wants to see his old-lady hair cut.

Is George Clooney the new Jack Nicholson of Oscar cut-aways?

Can Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock make-out again? They look so pretty and drunk tonight, it should happen.

Zac Efron, get a haircut. Lautner, get a personality.

God damn, why is George wearing his bitchface?

He does look pissed. It makes me happy.

They should have just gotten either Martin OR Baldwin ALONE.

(I would have gone with Baldwin)

For anyone who cannot watch on tv here's a link. Thank me later

http://www.garthytv.com/flust-2.php

What is with the tension with George Clooney and the hosts? Jesus can GC shoot some hateful looks or what?

I loved the pause after Penelope said "Christoph"

So sorry Mr. Plummer.

i thought the clooney was playing along with the joke. like a gervais/carrell sort of deal.

Ryan's up. Does Dustin know?

Dustin, ha!

I thought it was a joke too but George definitely looks like he doesn't want to be there and/or got in a fight in the limo.

HAH, loved the Kimmel commercial.

Why is that guy who played the kid in the wheelchair in Avatar such a pissy bitch?

Wow, let's just ignore the fact that Sam Worthington is one of the biggest actors in Hollywood right now.

Cameron's too tall for that dress.

Up won? Big shock there.

Oh lord, it's beauty and the beast.

Amanda totally outclasses Miley. It's almost unfair to put them together, but at the same time, it's totally just.

Barf

Thank you! Here's my first-born.

Why, when Miley effed up her own lines, did she say "WE'RE really nervous, it's our first time up here"? Amanda was doing just fine, honey.

I can't even wrap my brain around that one, Che. (But I'll wrap something else around it. *rim shot*)

Can anyone update me on what oscars have been presented and who won? I've only found a live stream now and there's adverts!

T. Bone is the father of a certain contributor here, by the by. So, double-lindy triple-bendy claps.

Umm, Christoph Waltz (supporting actor), Up (animated film), and song from Crazy Heart. Am I missing any?

Eee! Boy-crush-girl-crush-double-swoon!

@morty

NPH was singing. And I missed it too.

Tina and Robert Downey Jr. are up. I want to bang them both so hard.

"..Obliiiiiiige him..."

Enjoyed Tina and RDJ. And yesssssss for Hurt Locker!

I wish I had seen The Hurt Locker so I could say whether Up or Inglorious Basterds got robbed or the award for The Hurt Locker was deserved

Sweet. It's 1986!

This is the first in a series of awards for The Hurt Locker. I think it deserves the awards it's gonna get.

Great tribute to John Hughes.

Best homage ever.

Awww. It's my high school, junior high again. It bums me out how bad teen movies are now.

Holy pointy chin Ali Sheedy!

Slutty Cyrus? What the fuck is she doing there?
bitch needs to cut down to two packs a day.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 7, 2010 9:02 PM

BSlim, I think she's there because the others need someone to look down on. She's there as an ego booster, like the 'guests' at an episode of Jerry Springer.

Kristen Stewart -- take a good look at Ally Sheedy. That's you in 20 years.

OHGOD! The opening score from Up. Even the first few notes get me all misty-eyed. Following the Hughes tribute? Lord, I'm done for.

Haha Dustin, I noticed she didn't look that interested in the tribute. Bitch needs to recognize.

Was that the kid from Home Alone thanking John Hughes? Is it just me or does he look like he's been living rough for the last couple of years?

I just realized that I've been confusing John Cryer with Matthew Broderick for years.

Shorts should get so much more recognition. It's not all Avatars and Hurt Lockers. Are shorts shown on the big screen in the U.S? We never get them here.

Che -- why is it that only female contributors have fathers?

Ooh some weirdness on stage. Who dat interrupting the camp black fella?!

Who the fuck is the crazy redheaded lady who just Kanye'd the director of "Music by Prudence"? That was insane!

Poor guy didn't get to say anything.

AWKWAAAARD

Yeah, what just happened during that acceptance speech?

Who was that strange woman who rushed the stage? I believe they call that a Kanye!

Lol. She stole his speech. I love documentaries. Burma VJ is possibly the best film out of all the 47 nominated.

who the hell was that?

oh ben stiller. why?

HA! James Cameron does not have a sense of humor. He's soooooooooooo fucking pissed. It took three cut-away shots for him to laugh.

GET A HAIR CUT!

Is that lady sitting next to James Cameron his current wife?

/downgrade

Oh please stop, Ben Stiller.

Burman industries and Burmanfoam.com FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Make-up Dude,

Only on man can rock a backwards Kangal hat. I don't care if you're balding, that look belongs to Sam Jackson. Even LL knew to retire that jam.

Please remember this for next year.

Love,
Everyone

Hey, it's my girlfriend! Ooh, I like Rachel's dress.

I saw someone mentioning Home Alone further up. Did Culkin Mcaualay ever do anything worthwhile when he grew up?

I'm sorry, but the script was the worst part of Precious. That belonged to In the Loop.

Another black guy giving an acceptance speech!

Watch out for middle aged white women storming the stage!

"I wrote that speech for him" an ad lib from Martin and way funnier than any of the scripted jokes that have been falling flat all night.

Martin = Win.

Did the black guy just say I'm drunk or was it just me? He kinda looked like he was.

Rowles, ummm, I thought that Screenplay awards were typically the "runner-up" awards for best picture. That makes me nervous that Avatar will actually win for for Best Picture.

Dammit.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Many balls will be held tonight" FTW!

Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress

But the balls held for pleasure are the ones I like the best

good ole AC/DC

Not a bad assumption, Che.

Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress

But the balls held for pleasure are the ones I like the best

good ole AC/DC

Posted by: pitsburgh at March 7, 2010 9:58 PM
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'Burgh guys love the classic rock. Do you have a mullet n at too?

I haven't seen Precious, but I got chills just from the clip that was shown. Wow.

Anyone else just catch Samuel L. Jackson passing JUDGEMENT?

I'm kinda scared of watching Precious. It looks hattowing

I'm not sure that's exactly the word I would have used, but I still completely agree.

Barf...as a professional make-up artist...Yes. Someone cares. With great names like Rick Baker, Greg Cannum, Rob Bottin, Stan Winston, Greg Nicotero, etc....I am interested.

morty

Saved

That is all.

I'm sorry, but it's still true; Cameron's wife looks like a succubus.

I'd do her too, Che.

I see you, Keanu Reeves!

Sarah Jessica looks like a piece of leather.

Ooh! SJP looks terrible!

Tom Ford was just NAILING "Blue Steel".

Oh sweet fuck I'm dizzy. I love you guys.

What the heck accent does Tom Ford have? Is he hoity toity American? British smoothed out? Ex-South African? It's just plain weird.

God bless you costume lady for not being boring. (There used to be 2 awards- one color, one black and white which was basically period vs. modern.)

ooohh I'm mesmorized by Charlize's breast area...

Wha...why are the Twilight people coming up? Was Miley Cyrus not punishment enough?

Oh my god who was that woman who won Costume Design? SHE IS AWESOME!!!

Finally someone stands up for contemporary pieces and makes a statement about the Academy always putting in Period Pieces for Costume Design.

Why are there Twilight kids at the Oscars again?

I like SJP's dress except for that it really needs a waistline. The color, fabric and detailing are nice, but it just looks unfinished and sack-like.

Earlier this week an add aired for some cosmetic product that supposedly lifts your skin and defies aging or some such nonsense. SJP is the spokesmodel in the commercial. I knew it was airbrushed, I just didn't realize how MUCH.

Is it me or did SJP look like JFL?

Okay I laughed out loud at the Paranormal Activity spoof, plus extra points for making me think of Bert and Ernie.

That clip was creepier than Paranormal Activity.

TWILIGHT IS NOT A HORROR MOVIE.

oh, just fuck me dead.

Twilight was in the horror montage? Well, that's...oddly appropriate, actually.

So Dustin will you be starting the Shia LaBeouf appreciation society?

HA! I saw that clip of Jennifer Aniston in Leprechaun, Academy Awards Show Editors. Jen hates talking about/referencing/acknowledging that movie. Clearly, someone's team Angelina.

Oh, come on, people. It was pretty horrifying.

Did they really just include Twilight in the horror tribute?

Yeah, that just made me angry all over.

And that sound editing thing was pointless.

That's TWO for Hurt Locker, suck it Cameron!

Yes, The Hurt Locker won Sound Editing!!!!

WOOHOO! SCREW YOU AVATAR!

THAT'S THREE!

EAT MY SHORTS JC...AVATAR was a freakin' cartoon asswipe.

Katherine Bigelow looks pretty hot tonight too. I want me an old lady threesome with her and Sigourney Weaver. A little 3 way kinky sex never HRT anyone.

@Pissboy

We thought he looked more like Chris Elliott in Scary Movie 2 or Harold & Kumar.

Elizabeth Banks! Now we're talkin'!

I would leave my wife and girlfriend for SB!

RE: Jamie Oliver

Saw him in an airport on his way to Chicago. He's actually not porky at all. Was very down to earth. Was complaining on the phone about some salad issue.

(moment of silence)

Aw man, it just sunk in that Brittney Murphy is dead. Wow.

Man, I forgot about some of these ones who died in the last year. It's making me sad.

How is the order determined for In Memoriam, anyone know?

I'm glad Transformers did not win for the only oscar it was nominated for. I hate it when a bad film wins anything, even if in theory it deserves a technical Oscar.

I always love the dead people montage. Always gets to me.

RIP Natasha Richardson. Too young, too good. So tragic.

Wait, I just remembered. Did anyone see Farraw Fawcett in the tribute?

@RancorPro

That may be true, but in the ad he just looks a bit fat faced. I think it's his lips, he has fat person lips.

Didn't see Farrah.

Yikes, I'd think Farrah would belong here more than Michael Jackson, yes?

Like the way they subtly panned the camera to show Jennifer Lopez's increasingly enormous ass in full profile?

What the fuck is going on? I look away for a minute and there are people jumping and humping the stage?

Dancing... that means time to go for a piss and get more alcohol

@ jiggles

That may be true, but in the ad he just looks a bit fat faced. I think it's his lips, he has fat person lips.

YES and he sounds fat.

What's all this f'in dancing?

fawcett was in burning bed and a coupla others, i think. she should have been thre. Ebert just called it a major fail.

Tweet from Roger Ebert:

WTF? Cinematography for "Avatar" and all that CGI and green screen? Not for Basterds or White Ribbon?

I love that he's all "WTF" these days (and "fuck," when the maggot bites him). For some reason that is my idea of awesome.

The Robot for the Up score?

Really.

I hope you trip on one of your inappropriately chosen hoodies. THE GIRLS ARE WEARING APPROPRIATE NEUTRAL COSTUMING!!

GAH!

YAY! UP!

Roger Ebert just pointed out they forgot Farrah Fawcett! Roger Tweets: "Major Fail"

Kayanne, I thought that, too. The Robot? What the fuck were they thinking?

WHOA - somebody reallllly hates Jennifer Aniston tonight

Avatar wins for special effects. Well knock me over with a feather, I'm soooo shocked. That better be it for that movie. Come on Hurt Locker!

I really need to watch Modern Family.

well, I guess Kim Basinger is having a little chortle...

@d

The Cove is BRUTAL - watch with caution.

Damn, Fisher Stevens where have you been?

d - I agree. It looks sad and hard to watch.

-----------------------------------------------

Hey, no I don't want to welcome Tyler Perry

COME ON HURT LOCKER!

Someone needs to bury Tyler Perry in a field.

Ally Sheedy and Fisher Stevens in the same night. Number 5 is alive!

true story:

back in the 80s, i had a camp counselor named julie fisher. her brother was steven fisher. then he joined SAG and changed his name to fisher stevens b/c there already was a steven fisher.

fin.

i am standing here beside myself.

Tyler Perry presents Tyler Perry presents Best Film Editing.

Wooh. More Hurt Locker. It's an addictive film.

Kinda feel sad District 9 is not getting any love though.

What the fuck is Keanu Reeves doing at the Oscars?

Why all the Tyler Perry hate?

#that'snotarealquestion

@schrome,

I'm glad you're not letting go of it. I'm not either. Most bizarre and entertaining moment of the Oscars so far by a country mile

Is it just me or does Alec Baldwin not know what to do with his hands? They're dangling like blocky fleshy handburgers.

Why is it that the foreign language films tend to be of such consistently high quality every year and the rest vary so much?

Awww the Argentinean director made a joke about Na'vi not being considered a foreign language, but nobody laughed.

It was a cute joke! They should have given him a pity laugh! They did it for Tyler Perry for crying out loud.

Dammit, I really wanted The Milk of Sorrow to win, but at least Haneke's movie didn't so I guess it wasn't that bad. At least Ricardo Darin is in the winning movie.

If inflation is taken into consideration Avatar and Titanic are probably not the highest grossing so Cameron should get that smirk off his face... and rumour has it that Deep Throat raked in more than Titanic ever did.

@barf

I'm pretty sure that when adjusting for inflation that Gone with the Wind is the highest grossing film of all time by far. Which I kinda like.

well said RanyIt. I hate it when people say they don't make good movies any more. Some people just don't know where to look.

jesus i meant Bright Star. I'm drunk. It's the only way to get through the tedium of the oscars. I apologize.

I don't like this way of presenting the best actor nominee. I would rather see clips of the nominated performance as opposed to hearing about how great the person is in real life

Yeeeeeeah, Colin!

ENNNNNNNND!!!

Okay I take that back... hearing about Jeremy Renner and Colin whatshisface spponing just made my night

Agreed with Kylie, just show their best 30 seconds and GET ON WITH THE GODDAMN SHOW. People wonder why this takes so long?

Urf, kras persta'in - Jeff Bridges gryzh mek e' 'Best Actor' i?

Trog muta'.

The Dude abides.

Whoa Maggie actually looked great from that angle.

Kylie I agree with both of your sentiments. It's awkward and uncomfortable, just like I imagine the look Renner shared with his mom (aka, his date) while Colin spoke fondly of "that night in Mexico."

Although I'd have love to have been a fly on the wall during that spooning session. No wait. I wanna be the pillow. Yea. That'd be fun.

Holy crap, Mrs. Bridges is SMOKING.

Goddamn it. What a guy. Class act. The Dude abides.

('twas a fine speech, but it's getting late on the East coast)

They really must like Bridges, because they would have cut off anyone else rambling like that.

Here we go again.

JESUS!

Forest Whitaker has lost about 748 pounds.

MICHAEL SHEEN!

I think they waited to do the women last because there's more suspense. Bridges' winning was a given.

Yeah man. Get that guy a Caucasian !

Helen Mirren, Meryl Streep and Mrs. Bridges are showing you what a woman should look like sans botox- gorgeous.

My god, but Helen Mirren looked uncomfortable throughout that whole spiel.

Gab Sidibhe...sorry I can't spell her name, I'd love to see her win. She's just so choked up seeing Oprah.

this should be the last time they do this speechifying bit. predictable will make for a boring show next year.

I'm with Ebert about Avatar winning Cinematography. That's just bullshit, it's easy to make a film look fantastic when its all CGI. And it was nominated for Best Editing???

I don't like the wankfest that is the Best Actor/Actress presentations.

HAH! Awesome.

I FUCKING knew it.

WHAT!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Sandra Bullock? Really? Really?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Eh, I can't hate. She's maybe not the most deserving, but she's just not hateable. And besides, like Che said, the Razzie/Oscar double whammy is pretty neat.

Sandra Bullock. This is a victory for white people everywhere. Thank God the story of White America's incredible selflessness, generosity and constant sacrifice on behalf of the wretched colored hoards has finally been told.

"She.... took. him. in."
-Ryan Reynolds

Aww, her hubby's about to cry.

He's getting some ass tonight, I'll tell you that.

Are you kidding me?????

I mean, I like Sandra Bullock. She's charming and funny and probably a lot of fun to hang out with. I just don't think she deserved this win.

and dammit... now I'm crying because that was a really nice speech

Sorry, but that BS win, oops I mean SB win, it's knocked the bitchy quips right outta me.

About 30-50 years from now, Michael Oher will be rolling in his grave.

Who the hell designed a set with so many stairs on a night where every woman is wearing heels and long expensive gowns. Stupid MAN.

Whoa, Barbra is dressing like Diane Keaton on a hangover.

YESSSSSSS! SO GLAD KATHRYN WON!

Go Kathryn!

Apparently my gum chomper was SAPPHIRE. Stupid name.
Yay for James Cameron not winning.

Fucking Babs, dragging it out.

YAYYYYYYAYYAYYAYAYAYYYAYA

FUCK YOU JAMES CAMERON

it can't be about the movie it has to be about the politics. Why do they have to mention that she's a woman and he's black and that white men make too many movies.

but still....SUCK IT JAMES CAMERON.

FUCKING RIGHT, ACADEMY! FUCKING RIGHT!

I think the whole cast & crew of the Hurt Locker are tearing up, its so cute.

Despite the fact that Streisand tried to make it about her...

YAY!

BIGELOW FOR THE WIN!

Crap, I'm holding my breath right now

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!

shut up.

IT WON!

FUCK.

CAMERON.

:D

Playing "I Am Woman" seemed more than a bit corny there...

Ooh, yay Hurt Locker!

Screw the movie theater, I'm going to ilegally download The Hurt Locker right now

FUCKING A!!!

She got an Oscar in both hands. Fuck you, Cameron!!!!

SUCK IT AHBAHDAH!

HURT LOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go get 'em Radium. God speed.

Sandra Bullock made me tear up a bit. I'm happy for her! I still think she'd be fun to have a beer with.

Posted by: Viking at March 7, 2010 11:53 PM

People in this country elected a shithead to the office of President because they thought he would be fun to have a beer with.

Awww she's shaking. You go, Kathryn! Way to be classy and lovely and so obviously excited for the movie.

YAY!

I love how Katherine is just so giggly. So happy for her.

Wow... I can now go enjoy Blade Trinity a happy girl.

My faith in the academy has been slightly restored by not giving Avatar best director or picture (hey, special effects was totally deserved).

Seeing the three boys in the back with their arms around each other cheering and yelling - awesome display of celebration. They are gonna all have a lot of fun tonight.

Good for Hurt Locker. Now it is time for a little Ryan Reynolds goodness

All is right in the world.

yes. yes. yes!! good night. Everyone that I cared about and wanted to win, won. Thank you academy for not making me all moody and pissed off and mad that i stayed up till midnight.

More power to Kathryn for having to sit IN FRONT OF her ex-husband and rival all night. *awkward*

I think we're underestimating how frightening it is when they announce your name- I've heard it's like a major shot of adrenalin- and then you have to get up there and try to sound articulate and say something important..

My lips are purple.

Red-Headed Interruption Lady Info:
http://jezebel.com/5487853/lady-kanye-journalist-cut-from-documentary-film-interrupts-directors-oscar-speech

I hope she gets called "Lady Kanye" for the rest of her fucking life.

Oh man on E!TV- M'onique is directing her own press conference and it's a riot. She's calling on her favorites in the press room and the "#117, then #47" lady is gettin' pissed. But she's calling everyone baby and sugar so it's all good!

Cheers, folks.

Thanks to all of you for hanging out tonight. I enjoyed the hell out of the Oscar commentary. Have a great night, and I hope to see you back here tomorrow.

firstly,im sick and tired of hearing how "you can become whatever you want regardless of where you came from and how you were raised" BS..it's always aimed at blacks and i'm sick of how often i'm hearing it in so many of the programs and movies on tv//.it gets old!!
THAT "WE ARE THE WORLD" crap should NOT be introduced into the movie awards.

also,what's with the captioning on the screen during some of those film clips early in the show?? i was confused during the awards a number of times,regarding why some movie clips were being shown at all and me and others watching with me were asking each other "did a movie just win an award"? why the clips?

it seemed darned confusing.

the old style of doing this show was fine.they need to drop the newer formats of the some of the things they were doing..the dancing(ie,dancers segment) imo was idiotic and should've been totally left out.i want to see movie awards for christ sake ,not improvisational or jazz dance.the entire show was horrible.i'm glad however that sandra bullock won an award.i'm certainly glad that "the hurt locker" won/. but apart from those two occurences,it was horrible.i should have waited until the last 15 minutes to watch.and imo "precious " was a horrible movie.i don't care for movies that are made to attempt at pulling people's heart strings for the reason of attempting to 'bring us all together'(more of that we are the world crap).if i want to see a movie depicting some poor black guy or girl or anyone,coming out of the ghetto to evntually rise and shine...oh wait...i won't want to.more of that we are the world crap/.i want to see a good movie,not a movie that's created to encourage diversity,tolerance etc etc..those are life lessons which i already learned apart form movies.i want to be entertained when i go to a movie.

You know, I gave A Single Man a moderate-to-good review months back, but it's stayed with me, and even grown on me quite a bit. I really hope Ford makes another film. With the same composer and DP.
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I would think he will wait a few years before getting into porn.

My favorite moment from the place i was watching the Oscars:

Peter Saaaaaaaaaaaaarsgaaaaaaaaaard is talking about Carey Mulligan. My brother:

Brother: "I heard that she's going to be in the next Herbie the Love Bug movie"

Rubble44: "Bullshit..."

two minutes later....they show Gabourey Sidibe

Rubble44: "I heard she's playing Herbie the Love Bug in the sequel".

Brother: "She'd have to lose some weight to play a two door"

Mrs. Rubble44 to be: "You guys are dicks."

That was my favorite moment. Other good times:

The AlbinoSwede that won for editing

Samuel L. Jackson rolling his eyes after Monique's speech

The thundercunt who Kanye'd her partner. Anyone tries to break into my speech, I'm kicking them in the cooch or testicles....I'm getting my time.

Miley Cyrus apparently has a hunchback from sucking too much achy breaky cock.

The Hurt Locker winning and that guy with the haircut like a 60 year old lesbian cries like a little bitch. Guess he lost the talent in the divorce.

See you next year.......

Wait, the Oscars were on last night?

MOTHERFUCKER!

haha, Ryan is so crazy! I love him.

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