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That's Your Problem. You Don't Want To Be In Love. You Want To Be In Love In A Movie.

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (36)



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I would like to preface this by telling you I have not yet seen Going the Distance. I’ve heard opinions ranging from “it’s complete dog shit” to “it’s really good.” So I feel comfortable in my expectation level of “cautiously hopeful.”

This hopeful feeling is not limited to the film itself. If Going the Distance truly blows, then so be it, it’s just another lame rom-com. But if it’s good, then maybe it could mean less lame rom-coms.

I’m going to come out to all of you right now. I am a lover of the good romantic comedy, sometimes fairly and sometimes unfairly deigned as “chick flick.” I love The Apartment, The Philadelphia Story, When Harry Met Sally, Bridget Jones’ Diary, While You Were Sleeping and The Proposal and Fever Pitch and Muriel’s Wedding and The Wedding Date and I own it and I don’t care what you think except I kind of do so please do not have stopped reading by the time you got to While You Were Sleeping.

Those are the movies I genuinely love and enjoy. There’s probably another seven or so that I find watchable, your Legally Blondes and Just Friends and Serendipitys.

The rest I cannot and will not abide and I wish horrible pox and festering sores upon their makers.

First we must define categorically what constitutes a romantic comedy, what constitutes a chick flick, and what is often exempt from these designations. A romantic comedy can, in fact, be enjoyed, without embarrassment, by men and women. This will include Wedding Crashers and most of the Apatow movies. “Chick flicks” tend to also have a romantic element (unless they are about friendship or family, then they are apt to include a death element). These tend to be the worst of the bunch, often due to studio interference (Baby Mama, Spring Breakdown) or just due to being an awful awful idea (Bride Wars — which apparently also suffered from studio interference —- most movies featuring Jennifer Aniston, Katherine Heigl or Jennifer Lopez). Teen comedies tend to share elements of both genres, which already have a great deal of overlap, and still remain generally enjoyed by both genders.

For some reason, comedies with a romantic element geared toward females are usually PG-13. This is odd, considering some of the most beloved films in the genre(s) are rated R (Pretty Woman, When Harry Met Sally and arguably the model for the modern romantic comedy, Annie Hall, would have most likely been rated R if released today). Somewhere around Sleepless in Seattle, studios decided to go for that all-encompassing PG-13 to reach a wider audience, and things just kind of stayed that way.

How many R-rated comedies can you think of that are geared towards women? One of the only ones that comes to mind was apparently such a disaster that they never tried it again. Until now.

The poor reviews that I’ve read for Going the Distance all seem to be echoing the reviews from The Sweetest Thing. That the gags are dirty and embarrassing for the cast, that the language tries too hard to be shocking, and that it’s trying for gross-out humor in the vein of frat-tier, guy-oriented movies like Knocked Up.

First. I don’t understand why the Apatow movies are considered so He-Man Woman Hater’s Club by critics? I mean, Leslie Mann, Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, et al, they were all saying the same words as their male co-stars, and the movies are equally enjoyed by both genders in my experience. Hell, I liked Knocked Up more than my fiance. Who’s a man. And a former frat boy. Shock and awe. Second. Who are these delicate flower bitches these critics know? Because me and my friends? We talk about sex and periods and penises and we use that awful dirty language that apparently upsets the fragile sensibilities of the people bothered by this movie so far. And that doesn’t make us filthy bad girls. It makes us people. Just like the guys that talk the same way in “their” movies are just people.

There does not need to be a painted line down the room of movies. Girl movies don’t need to be PG-13 and clean. We can handle it. So my hope is this: if Going the Distance does well, maybe they’ll give us more movies with people talking like we talk.

I realize this is akin to saying, “Inception did well so now all movies will be smart,” but maybe it will at least open a door. I’m tired of the notion that because I’m a girl, I put blue hair dye in my friend’s shampoo bottle, need a special Irish holiday to ask my boyfriend to marry me, need to pick coins out of a fountain to land a man, and will go out of my way to ruin my best friend’s engagement so I can steal him from his fiancee, but heaven forbid I say “fuck” more than the one allotted time.

Maybe Going the Distance really is shit. But it’s shit that lets the girls say “fuck” a lot, and sometimes that’s something I can get behind.

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Comments

All you needed to say was Brian Prisco is in this!!!

Posted by: LandSnark at August 26, 2010 2:00 PM

Charlie Day! The man needs to be in everything. And I'd be disappointed if his name isn't Charlie in this.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at August 26, 2010 2:02 PM

I dunno. Barrymore's "mentally challenged" acting gets less and less cute as she ages.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at August 26, 2010 2:04 PM

I'm with you Court. I really love The Sweetest Thing, and I love the cast for this film, so I'm in. I have a high tolerance for rom-coms.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 26, 2010 2:05 PM

Barrymore.

Posted by: admin at August 26, 2010 2:10 PM

I'm with you, Courtney! I'm tired of it being a Guys Say This/Girls Say That sort of deal in movies. I want more Sweetest Thing!
And I have hopes for Going the Distance too. As if just beneath the marketing is a funny movie with an albeit underwhelming title.

Posted by: Sassafrass Green at August 26, 2010 2:15 PM

I'm going to be honest; I may just edit together all of the scenes featuring Jason Sudeikis and Charlie Day, just to watch whatever that ends up being [on repeat].

Posted by: Ash at August 26, 2010 2:18 PM

I had something to say to this, but then an eagle stole my blackberry.

Posted by: trippdup at August 26, 2010 2:22 PM

I'm not sure that anyone who loved Bridget Jones' Diary is capable of commenting objectively on the merits of a rom-com. Or any film for that matter.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 26, 2010 2:23 PM

It's not like I said I loved Bridget Jones' Diary 2 or anything.

Posted by: Courtney at August 26, 2010 2:26 PM

What?! Prisco is in this?! Have I not been paying attention?! That happens sometimes.

Also, I LOVE The Apartment and I am dying to see this and *fingers crossed* HOPING it is really good.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at August 26, 2010 2:26 PM

I have high hopes for this. They may be dashed, but I want to see people acting like a regular couple, instead of some studio gimmick made up. We'll see, but I want to see it and I want to like it.

Posted by: Nimue at August 26, 2010 2:30 PM

Just Friends is so good on many levels. Much more than just "watchable."

Posted by: Colin at August 26, 2010 2:40 PM

I don't care what anyone says, I will watch just about every single romantic comedy looking for the odd gem. And I gotta say that Drew Barrymore has made some seriously great romcoms--things that I should hate but I love completely: The Wedding Singer, Never Been Kissed, Ever After. She's so damn likable, and she picks good scripts, though obviously not always. So I'll definitely be watching this new one, and I'm hopeful that I'll love it.

And fuck off, haters. Bridget Jones' Diary is a great movie.

Posted by: figgy at August 26, 2010 2:40 PM

Also, if you want another great romcom, watch The Matchmaker with Janeane Garofalo. It's delightful, and not even that much of a 'rom' at all, though it's sold that way.

Posted by: figgy at August 26, 2010 2:42 PM

Psst. Figgy's got heat stroke again. Humor her.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 26, 2010 2:43 PM

Until movies like Wedding Crashers and The Hangover and Judd Apatow's films proved successful, Hollywood stopped making R-rated "guy" comedies too. If this movie is successful, it could easy the way for more R-rated romantic comedies aimed at women.

Then, once that is taken care of, we can focus on getting Hollywood to stop making PG-13 action movies. Watching John McClane keep his language clean throughout Die Hard 4 still makes me sad.

Posted by: Joel Murphy at August 26, 2010 2:48 PM

In The Sweetest Thing, the friendship between Christina Applegate, Selma Blair, and Cameron Diaz was actually really fantastic. I liked those characters, and I mostly liked the raunch. Lady raunch = good! But, and this may come as a shock to you, Thomas Jane is a bad actor. Moreover, the way he and Cameron Diaz decide to be Meant for Each Other is even worse than he is as an actor.

Really, the end is terrible, terrible, terrible. But everything up to that point is great.

Posted by: Opie Curious at August 26, 2010 2:56 PM

And I gotta say that Drew Barrymore has made some seriously great romcoms--things that I should hate but I love completely: The Wedding Singer, Never Been Kissed, Ever After.

And fuck off, haters. Bridget Jones' Diary is a great movie.

You know that we love you, right figgy? Just sit down, and have this nice cold glass of water. There you go. Now I'm going to go call A&E and get the producers of "Intervention" on the phone. You keep drinking that refreshing water. Thatta girl. Everything will be alright soon.

Posted by: branded at August 26, 2010 3:21 PM

I agree completely! Who are these delicate flowers who are getting offended? I'm a woman and I swear like a drunken whore on payday! And if you can't accept that, then I have no need for you.

oh and ps... I LOVE While You Were Sleeping... its just so gawd damn charming and sweet!

Posted by: SaucyWench at August 26, 2010 3:24 PM

The Sweetest Thing was HILARIOUS! Nay sayers are fools and can suck my fucking cock. :3

Also, Bridget Jones!

I am one of the curse like a sailer variety (outside of work, where I am a boss) of women. I was so not interested in seeing this because fuck Justin Long, but I love drew and CHARLIE! :D and if it's going to push the envelope in these ways, I really should support it, even if I have to do it alone because I imagine I'll have quite a struggle to get anyone else into the theater with me.

Posted by: Bonnye at August 26, 2010 4:20 PM

The following swears are acceptable for ladies to say: heck, darn, shoot, witch-with-a-b, bull hockey, s. o. b, air-hole, fudge, no-no, pee-pee, hoo-hoo, backside, shirt area.

Posted by: chris at August 26, 2010 4:41 PM

You're gonna burn, branded. I love that movie. No ironies about it. You, who have no soul, wouldn't understand it.

Posted by: figgy at August 26, 2010 4:53 PM

The Sweetest thing was SOFAKING refreshing, I still like watching that one over and over- I am a HUGE fan of 50 First Dates and The Wedding Singer. so Figgy, Opie, -HE Double Hockey Sticks yes I am with you on this one.

If ladies swearing is cool- consider me Miles Davis.

Fuckidyfuckfuck, fuck.

Posted by: Juice in LA at August 26, 2010 5:15 PM

You're gonna burn, branded.

Sssshhhhhh, dear figgy. I know you don't mean that. I know that's just the Barrymore in your system talking. Detox is going to be just as hard on us as it is on you.

Posted by: branded at August 26, 2010 5:15 PM

WTG Courtney! I agree with every word.

Also I think this movie looks cute.

Posted by: Mebe at August 26, 2010 6:18 PM

What does 10 Things I Hate About You fall under? I was made fun of for liking it cause it is a chick flick according to my girlfriend. I refuse to accept that it is a chick flick, because it is too good. I say its a teen film, which I am a little less embarrassed to say I like.

Posted by: brian at August 26, 2010 6:47 PM

Oh dude, figgy, The Matchmaker! I used a chunk of this in a presentation I had to make in university, I love that movie.

Posted by: Stupid Velociraptors at August 26, 2010 7:08 PM

I follow this girl on twitter and she rocks.

And I agree with everything in this column.

Posted by: Sofía at August 26, 2010 8:59 PM

50 First Dates was sort of exhausting, but really sweet. Barrymore and Sandler have this great chemistry that makes me forget how much I normally hate Adam Sandler.

Posted by: figgy at August 26, 2010 9:06 PM

Also, Courtney, you're quickly becoming my soulmate. I love you even more for using a Sleepless from Seattle quote.

Posted by: figgy at August 26, 2010 11:53 PM

When Harry Met Sally is fucking awesome.

Posted by: Lucas at August 27, 2010 1:27 AM

I am a lover of rom-coms but I'm picky about them. I don't watch just any crappy rom-com. I will come out with my great love of When Harry Met Sally, Bridget Jones' Diary, Muriel's Wedding, and many--but not all--Jane Austen books turned into movies (Jane Austen was definitely a rom-com writer). Does Clueless qualify as a romantic comedy or is it a teen movie? I love that one, too.

Anyway, I guess I do have a penchant for the more risqué flicks (except the Austen movies) and I've been cautiously optimistic about Going the Distance, especially as someone who tried that long-distance relationship a couple of times.

Posted by: pickled tink at August 27, 2010 8:22 AM

I see your point.

I raise you Drew Barrymore.

Decisiion? Not going to see Going the Distance.

Posted by: ChristianH at August 27, 2010 11:11 AM

I trully dislike most thinks people call rom-com.
But, like many of you, some rom-coms are among my very favorite movies!! It`s just hard to find a good one. And I really like some of Drew`s movies.. Sue me.
Now...... I wasn`t even going to comment here, but for the love of baby jesus, who the fuck loves 50 first dates??
I think there are very few movies i loathed that much!! Maybe Click. Ok. I might just really hate Adam Sandler, but that think really sucked the joy out of me!

Posted by: Mariazinha at August 27, 2010 11:32 AM

I have to admit, there's a moment in the trailer for this movie that slays me:

they're talking to a couple who have been together for many years (maybe in their early 40s?) and the woman says "yeah, you know it's like when you get REALLY drunk and pass out and so everything in between is sort of a blur."

I've been with Mr. Snuggie 20 years, since I was 19 and he was 22. It's funny because it's true.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at August 28, 2010 12:11 AM