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"That's What She Said," Box Office Bombs and Val Kilmer

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (9)

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    Comments

    Kudos to you for finding the chunkiest possible Val picture as the header. Oh, Madmartigen, how far thou has fallen.

    *a single tear*

    Posted by: linny at December 11, 2010 4:14 PM

    • Being rich and frequenting N.O. more than twice a year can produce said results.

    Posted by: Recondite at December 11, 2010 4:41 PM

    Oh dear lords and ladies, how am I going to unsee that Ten-Commandments-musical? Might bleach work? If I scrub it in really hard and good? Or acupuncture? Homeopathy? Cannabis??

    Posted by: Rooks at December 11, 2010 5:18 PM

    Rooks, a lobotomy might work.

    Might.

    Posted by: The Wanderer at December 11, 2010 6:35 PM

    A lobotomy might work, true. It might also leave you thinking you actually liked it, and can't wait to see it again.

    Posted by: Mark M at December 12, 2010 1:04 AM

    I love that The Kilkmer is smiling in this photo. Not hiding. Not looking abashed, chagrined, or any other of those adjectives. Got a beer in front of him, waitin for the cheese fries...you gonna make somethin of it?

    Posted by: klingonfree at December 12, 2010 11:10 AM

    Wanderer, that is super-unhelpful.
    Mark M, that is downright frightening.

    The bottom line is: I'm fucked. For life. I think I'll just pretend it never happened. Make-belief works with so many people, why wouldn't it work on me?

    Posted by: Rooks at December 12, 2010 12:32 PM

    Awww. Fat Kilmer. He looks so endearing in that picture. He's enjoying himself.

    Don't mock him until something similar happens to you and you somehow find an attitude that fits that expression.

    Posted by: Sam at December 12, 2010 1:42 PM

    Why did you put a picture of my dad in the header photo?

    Posted by: kdawg at December 13, 2010 7:18 PM