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Some Tumblr People Just Wrote the Plot to the Greatest Movie We'll Never, Ever See

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | May 11, 2016 |


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Because I am an old, I know that there is an entire Tumblr world far, FAR outside of my purview. I use the site mostly, if not exclusively, for memes and GIFs, but I’ve heard whispers via the youths on my lawn that the entire iceberg— the whole OCEAN, I guess, of Tumblr is basically a sexy fanfic playground. And while that normally wouldn’t be the type of thing we make articles around, the folks at Meta Filter found one imagined sexy fic that we all need to be aware of, if for no other reason than so we can collectively console each other over this movie’s lack of existence.

It all started with Tumblr user Kehinki, who, like many of us, has had it with the obvious tropes and lack of parity in film characters.

http://kehinki.tumblr.com/post/126731967481/i-want-an-inverse-spy-flick-the-spy-is-a-woman

And that day, the perfect film synopsis was born.

http://ospreyarcher.tumblr.com/post/140968925655/lucifuge5-jennaambervisions-devildork

I JUST WANT IT TO BE REAL.

Via AV Club.


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