Sir Ian McKellan Weds Patrick Stewart To His Lady. Your Nergasm Will Live In Infamy.
I don’t know what divine providence led these two plummy ol’ knights to Twitter, but my world has been a lot better for it. Sir Patrick Stewart married his girlfriend (she of rooftop, triple take fame) over the weekend and I bet you wish you said your “I Dos” in front of Gandalf.
The couple announced their union to the world in a cute little call back to an earlier piece of silliness from Stewart. The original silly…
…the nuptial silly.
I’ve wished for a lot of things in my life but I never thought to wish for Captain Picard to announce his marriage in a ball pit with a Sixteen Candles quote. Mazel.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)