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Sexting for a Sunday: Jane Lynch and Bill Maher Recite the Weinerlogues

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (14)

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For those of us who don’t observe religious practices on Sunday, what a dull day it can be. We’ve no hymns to sing, no after-services activities or family gatherings and no dramatic words to ponder. But wait, see here! Jane Lynch and Bill Maher have taken pity upon our wretched, unclean souls and prepared a dramatic reading that will, at the very least, help us to aspire to be something more: pompous, dirty, heathens giggling at politician porn. But as we snigger and sneer, let’s take a moment to remind our “representatives” that this is the twenty-first century; we can and will find out everything and you will be mocked, exploited, in some cases, forced out of office and even legally prosecuted. You can’t get away with this shit anymore, so make a choice. Political power or sexcapades?

And now, without further ado, here are Maher and Lynch doing their best not to Beavis and Butthead their way through some choice words (NSFW, NSFK and definitely NSFP [politicians]):










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Comments

Maher is a smug prick, but that was pretty funny.

Posted by: Gavin S. at June 12, 2011 3:54 PM

I thought I couldn't adore Jane Lynch more. I was wrong.

Posted by: mswas at June 12, 2011 4:02 PM

I think that this was about the only thing worth watching in the episode. HBO is riding Maher so hard about not running long that he's taken to killing discussions just as they're getting interesting. Janeane Garofalo was about to get into some really interesting verbal violence and got cut short.

Posted by: Jerry at June 12, 2011 4:06 PM

The Red Eye robots were funnier doing this.

Yes, yes, I know. Red Eye is on Fox, the Antichrist network. (666 on your dial anywhere and everywhere!) The thing is, Red Eye is funny, and being on at 03:00 they get to be more "politically incorrect" than what's-his-name.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at June 12, 2011 5:47 PM

"You get your ass to work and save my country from these cock-sucking Republicans!" Indeed.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at June 12, 2011 9:16 PM

wow...that was really not sexy(I did enjoy the extra chirpy attitude Jane put into it)I wasn't expecting D.H. Lawrence, but for a relatively well spoken politician, that was just sad. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the weirdo for not being turned on by this kind of sexting. Flirtatious banter and clever innuendo? Pretty hawt. But just describing how hard your dick is or how wet your pussy is like a couple of 8th graders who just finished the 'our changing bodies' portion of health class? Nope, doesn't do it for me.

Posted by: thenemophilsit at June 12, 2011 10:22 PM

But just describing how hard your dick is or how wet your pussy is like a couple of 8th graders who just finished the 'our changing bodies' portion of health class? Nope, doesn't do it for me.

Posted by: thenemophilsit at June 12, 2011 10:22 PM

Pretty sad indeed, nemophilsit (is it actually meant to be thenemophilist?). I must be losing my snark, because I kept thinking about Weiner's (hee) poor wife. What a dumbass he's turned out to be.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at June 12, 2011 10:31 PM

actually, it was supposed to be 'thenemophilist', but really, it's my own fault for taking 4 Tylenol PM's and perusing the internet till I fall face forward into my keyboard. Typo's are the least I should expect at this point.

Posted by: thenemophilist at June 12, 2011 10:58 PM

I found that awesome, funny, and when you remember that Jayne Lynch is gay...even funnier still.

"I want to bang the future mayor of New York City." Mmm. Start finding a new politician, sugar tits, it's not gonna be Sexty O'Weiner.

Posted by: Green Lantern at June 12, 2011 11:07 PM

I cannot tell you how many times I have had that EXACT chat conversation.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at June 12, 2011 11:19 PM

Pure. Comedy. Gold.

And I STILL hope Weiner doesn't resign. I love America.

Posted by: Rest In Peace at June 13, 2011 12:58 AM

I agree with Bierce about the Red Eye deal.

As soon as I saw people gushing over this, I knew there would be no acknowledgment of the work of those Red Eye Robots.

First Leno 'steal's jokes from TV's Andy Levy and Greg Gutfeld and now Maher steals from robots.

I can't wait to see tonight's Red Eye when they talk about the time machine trip to the future where they 'stole the idea' from Maher.

Posted by: Richard at June 13, 2011 8:04 AM

I can't wait to see tonight's Red Eye when they talk about the time machine trip to the future where they 'stole the idea' from Maher.

Hey, they have a whole staff of post-cog robots. And unicorns, better for goring oxen vs. herding sacred cows.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at June 13, 2011 11:12 AM

Red Eye gets a lifetime pass from me for having Oderus Urungus on every few months

Posted by: A. Biro at June 14, 2011 7:56 AM