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Read the Box-Office Round Up or Watch Marisa Tomei Hula Hoop

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (20)

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Today, we have a very special treat for you. A choose your own adventure post. You can select either of these options:

1) Read the Weekend Box Office Round-Up, or

2) Watch Marisa Tomei hula hoop.

You will be judged.









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Comments

...in...love...want...

Posted by: superasente at January 17, 2011 10:05 AM

I went with Marisa.

Wasn't a hard choice.

Posted by: Murderbot at January 17, 2011 10:06 AM

Silly Dustin, choices are for kids. As a putative adult, I demand both. I shall have both. And you can't stop me. Mwahahaha.

Posted by: cinekat at January 17, 2011 10:16 AM

I envy that hula hoop.

Posted by: jthomas666 at January 17, 2011 10:17 AM

I've watched Marisa hoola-hoop before so I know that's the way-better choice.
Ain't nothin' excitin' happenin' in the theatres, yet. Wake me when Battle: Los Angeles or Cowboys and Aliens come around...

Speaking of, is there a release schedule floating around anywhere?

Posted by: Rykker at January 17, 2011 10:27 AM

Rykker, look no further:
Box Office Mojo

Posted by: scott at January 17, 2011 10:32 AM

Tabbed browsing is a good thing.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 17, 2011 10:35 AM

"Internet Explorer Cannot Display the Web Page"

Now you've gone and done it, you and Marisa. You've broken the Interwebs. You will be judged.

Posted by: , at January 17, 2011 10:41 AM

Tabbed browsing is a good thing.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 17, 2011 10:35 AM

pssssh No kidding. Back in the 80s we would have had to put our thumb in the book to refer back to whatever-other-page-we-could-have-visited.

Posted by: lubeg at January 17, 2011 10:49 AM

Thanks, scott.

Posted by: Rykker at January 17, 2011 10:53 AM

THERE ARE F'N CLUES! You SOBs! No one told me about any damn clues! And I missed that damn question. Oh, there will be a reckoning. Or a shunning. Or possibly both. Never mind, I see an available Twinkie.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at January 17, 2011 10:58 AM

Just when you think Marisa Tomei has maxed out the Adorable Meter, she starts hula hooping, and you have to "recalibrate the equipment".

By which I mean "masturbate furiously".

Posted by: Groundloop at January 17, 2011 11:00 AM

Tomei. I regret NOTHING.

Posted by: RyanH at January 17, 2011 11:08 AM

pssssh No kidding. Back in the 80s we would have had to put our thumb in the book to refer back to whatever-other-page-we-could-have-visited.

Posted by: lubeg at January 17, 2011 10:49 AM

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Dunno what kinda privileged existence you had in the 80's, but any books I got given as a boy back then were so, like, old that as soon as you turned the page the previous one disintegrated.

Still was better than IE though.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 17, 2011 11:21 AM

Shes just so pretty! It's unfair!

Posted by: Lennon at January 17, 2011 12:41 PM

What happened to Marisa's eyes? Didn't she used to have really big eyes? Why do I remember her having really big eyes?

Hmm.

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at January 17, 2011 12:42 PM

Neither. judge away.

But I will say we saw True Grit last night, and love it, so I hope it pulled some bank in.

Rickey Gervais for President, Tim Gunn for VP, Jeff Bridges for Secretary of Bad Asses.

Posted by: JuiceinLA at January 17, 2011 3:07 PM

I watched Marisa... twice. No, three times. I might go for four.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 17, 2011 9:07 PM

so pretty. So, so, pretty.

Posted by: Ian at January 18, 2011 2:13 AM

I chose to read the Box Office round up.

PRRFFF! HAhahahaha!

Watched Marisa hoola hoop @ half speed, and got to page 64 on Google Images. I had the biggest crush on her when I was a kid!

Posted by: Baby JP at January 18, 2011 5:18 AM