Read the Amazing Text Exchange Between a Teenager and a Cleaning Service that Refused to Clean his Party-Destroyed House
I have no idea if this is real, but it is amazing. A teeenager whose parents were out of town had a party, his house was destroyed Project X style. The next morning, he texted a cleaning service he learned about on a Craigslist ad.
These are the hilarious results.
(NewportBuzz via ELCoolJ)
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)