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Pictured in the Background: The Splattered Remains of Lindsay Lohan's Career

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (19)



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Once again, the tired image of the post-adolescent girl with blood everywhere. As unoriginal as it is trite and stupid. I often wonder if they think it's creative and edgy and if so, how they couldn't notice the millions of others who've already done this. I realize it's a professional photographer, which makes it even more bewildering, but having seen Lindsey's little knife games in candid pics before, I can't help but think she suggested this stupid theme.

Posted by: Protoguy at August 15, 2011 5:31 PM

I don't understand what's going on.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 15, 2011 5:32 PM

huh ???

Posted by: snake at August 15, 2011 5:35 PM

Oh, Dustin, come on. That's not blood - it's organic beet juice! She picked some up after she got those crystals!

Posted by: Internet Magpie at August 15, 2011 5:37 PM

Someone get her some Tampax stat!

Posted by: admin at August 15, 2011 5:41 PM

Jeff Davis? Is 'Tyler Sheilds' like your own Tyler Durden or sommat?

Posted by: replica at August 15, 2011 5:47 PM

What the fuck even? I'm shocked alright, because boobs that are 24 shouldn't have given up and died like that.

Posted by: Laurie at August 15, 2011 5:51 PM

Don't blame me, officer, I'm wearing someone else's blood.

Posted by: , at August 15, 2011 5:53 PM

@Laurie, it might be a poor bra choice, but they do look like they're trying to run away from each other.

Posted by: Groundloop at August 15, 2011 5:56 PM

Def not a poor bra choice. Them puppies have been falling as long as she has.

Posted by: Protoguy at August 15, 2011 6:09 PM

Roll tide.

Posted by: James S at August 15, 2011 7:48 PM

As I said before making fun of Lohan is really picking the low hanging fruit.

Posted by: logan at August 15, 2011 8:20 PM

Internet Magpie made me cackle like a mad woman.

Posted by: figgy at August 15, 2011 8:37 PM

I think the contents of the wall behind her are a visual representation of the family dynamic she is a product of. It is both illustrative and efficient.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 15, 2011 10:32 PM

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

Posted by: Rick James at August 15, 2011 11:33 PM

"As I said before making fun of Lohan is really picking the low hanging fruit".
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That fruit fell off the tree a long time ago & has since been stepped on & squashed beyond recognition.

LiLo may not even make it a far as the "27 Club".

Posted by: harold ballard's ghost at August 16, 2011 12:07 AM

Didn't she do a similar "edgy" photoshoot a couple of years ago? Why does she keep doing this - if you want acting jobs, FUCKING ACT. Honestly, any community theater would LOVE the ticket sales that would come with putting Lindsey in their summer stock Streetcar Named Desire, and if she were any good at ALL we'd all hear about it. But no. Somehow she got the fucked up idea that posing for photos was the way to get acting jobs. Because we all know that good models are good actresses? How the hell does that line of thinking even work? But she's NOT a good model, so the only thing she has to fall back on is being "shocking" enough that people on the web will talk about it for a day or two. And this advances her goals, how, exactly?

Depressingly, I just finally saw her in the remade "Parent Trap," and she was delightful - pretty, bubbly, charismatic, and a natural actress. It makes this even more depressing by contrast.

Posted by: Edith at August 16, 2011 12:10 AM

If you were Lindsay Lohan's breasts you'd be making a run for it too. So much wasted potential.

Posted by: aroorda at August 16, 2011 9:56 AM

And I do mean Lindsay's breasts had potential. Not Lindsay.

Posted by: aroorda at August 16, 2011 9:57 AM