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Pajiba's Guide to What's In Theaters Right Now

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (3)

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Here’s links to all the reviews playing at your local multiplex right now, in case you want to get out over the weekend and see something, as long as “something” is The Fighter or The King’s Speech, or even Black Swan and True Grit, and as long as it’s not Little Fockers or Yogi Bear. Not that we’re telling you what to do, but seriously: Don’t go see Little Fockers. Nobody wants to see your walk of shame come Monday.

  • Little Fockers — Hands Down, the Funniest Movies of 2010

  • True Grit — You Give Out Very Little Sugar With Your Pronouncements

  • Tron: Legacy — Form Without Function

  • King’s Speech — There Goes My Hero, He’s Ordinary

  • Rabbit Hole — There’s No Good Why This Came to Pass, There’s Only Just Because

  • Somewhere — Like Lost in Translation Choked on TMZ and Vomited Up Hunks of the Disillusionment of Celebrities

  • Yogi Bear — Anna Faris, You’ve Done It Again

  • How Do You Know — Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else

  • The Fighter — It Doesn’t Take A Big Man To Knock Somebody Down, Just A Little Courage To Lift Him Off The Ground

  • Black Swan — Tired and Feathered

  • The Tourist — Note to Casting Directors: Never Ask Johnny Depp to Pretend to Be Uncool

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader — Oh Me of Little Faith

  • The Company Men — Into The Blue Again, After The Money’s Gone

  • Tangled — Cut It Out









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    Comments

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    Posted by: superasente at December 24, 2010 12:30 PM

    • L O L

    *hysterical laughter*

    Posted by: TWoP_Fan at December 24, 2010 1:39 PM

    I want to draw a large, veiny penis just to the left of Marky Mark's face in that picture. I feel that would be the only way to justify that absurd face hes sporting.

    Posted by: Vick at December 28, 2010 12:35 PM