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Pajiba's Got New Digs: Here's Your Opportunity to Complain (and Help Create a New Pajiba T-Shirt)

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (172)



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I hate this part. I hate this part because when it comes to site design and layout, my ego is fragile because it’s not a skill that comes naturally. Many of the entertainment websites pay professionals to do this sort of thing (did you see Cinemablend’s spiffy new layout? That had to be a professional, right?), but with some technical assistance from Seth, I struggle through, doing in 48 hours what it takes more advanced coding guys two hours to do. I’m like that sitcom Dad who insists on doing it himself rather than pay the plumber. Sometimes, I break things. As a result, I generally eschew the feedback post, and instead flinch as I read comments about the new layout littered in other threads.

However, presenting the new layout also gives us the opportunity to solicit T-shirt taglines. But before we get to that, however, please do take a moment to voice your complaints. Get them out of your system, if you must. If the past is any indication, you’ll have forgotten all about it by Wednesday, anyway. It still has some kinks to work out, and I hope someday we’ll have pagination (the ability to go check the previous day’s posts). But, for now, the number of posts on the home page are the same as before, but the category archives are still a little ugly, though you can now click on the category and author names below headlines to pull those up. Oh, and I’ve just learned, the RSS feed is something of a mess. Sorry. I’ll get on that.

There are still things I’d like to do. We’re still wrestling with the idea of those giant slideshows nearly every blog has at the top of their page. I don’t really like them, but how else to keep more popular posts at the top for a lengthier period of time? We’ll see. Right now, hopefully the site is a little more user-friendly, contains less white space, and look! Images of varied sizes.

But what of that new logo that’s been up for a few weeks now? That’s a creation of Michael Murray and his lady-friend, Rachelle. I like it. A lot. It’s also the first original logo we’ve ever had, one that I didn’t rip off from something else and photoshop some text over it. Look how far we’ve come.

The new logo, honestly, looks pretty spiffy on T-shirts, too. And guess what? Come April, those will be sold, as well. You’ll be able to buy one with the “Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People” tag on it, which will continue to be the site’s official tagline. But, we’re also putting it to you to come up with your own T-shirt taglines, pithy nuggets you’d like to see in that bubble box. We welcome all suggestions in the comments below, and if your suggestion is chosen, I’ll make sure you get that T-shirt gratis.










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Comments

"Consensual bad touching."

Posted by: admin at February 14, 2011 12:35 PM

Not to be an obsequious apple polisher, but I have no complaints or suggestions. Don't change a thing. The site is free, fun and funny. It breaks up my day. I love you. The end.

Posted by: klingonfree at February 14, 2011 12:35 PM

Pajiba, I really like your new design. You kept the parts I like and the commenters aren't going anywhere.

But then again I just staggered out of Gawker, bloodied and whimpering, so this looks relatively tasteful...

Posted by: seed at February 14, 2011 12:36 PM

I like all the changes. It's great to see the site evolve. I will definitely order the t-shirt once they become available. The only thing I ask is to please have sizes for petite women available.

Posted by: Jadine at February 14, 2011 12:41 PM

I like the new design! It's updated but not overdone. It keeps the hot side hot and the cool side cool. The McDLT of sites. Except still here and more delicious.

Posted by: jzhz at February 14, 2011 12:41 PM

I like the new design. I like the new logo. I like the previews of the posts. Here are my suggestions, and please don’t think I’m complaining. I really do like the re-design.

I like the thin, gray line under the By, Posted, date information. I think that maybe there should be a thicker line separating the posts. And the second observation is about the big, black box to the right of the logo. Will this be populated by something? New art work? Anything? It’s just so…empty.

That is all. I really do like all the changes. Promise.

Posted by: Scully at February 14, 2011 12:42 PM

Front: "Pajiba: Our Nature Is Too Complex To Be Distilled Onto A Pithy T-Shirt."

Back: Admin's Showgirls poster.

Posted by: superasente at February 14, 2011 12:46 PM

All the content is the same? Ok good. I'll get used to it, even if it does feel a little "Large Print, Easy Reader" to mine eyes.

T-shirt:

"Pajiba: It's...you probably wouldn't understand"

"Pajiba: It's complicated"

"Pajiba: The e-Harmony of entertainment sites"

Posted by: Ian at February 14, 2011 12:46 PM

The redesign does not make me want to kill myself. Much like Seed, I come to you from Gawker, and your redesign made me put the gun down.

Posted by: Nimue at February 14, 2011 12:48 PM

I don't really have a complaint per say, I just think the changes I've seen so far are unnecessary. Having the first paragraph for each article listed with the post pictures looks kind of messy and takes away from the sleeker look the site had before. On the other hand there is a chance this could benefit posts for the more obscure items that people may not have clicked without some intrigue from the texts.

Similarly the new logo is pretty plain jane. Nothing wrong with it. It's fine. But just fine. I don't think it has the right amount of personality for such an opinionated site and tag-line.

Posted by: valerie at February 14, 2011 12:48 PM

Was it Peffy who came up with "a poorly defined support group"?

Posted by: (Not so) Blonde Savant at February 14, 2011 12:48 PM

I love the new logo, I think it's pretty spiffy.

The new layout, I am getting use to it. I am not sure what to think about it, but I don't hate it. I know that much.

Posted by: staceygarrett at February 14, 2011 12:49 PM

I guess I'll just post this again.

I don't want to whine or anything, but I gotta get this out:
I kind of like the new layout, but (on the main page) I think it only works for the posts that have large photos/videos that take up the entire column width. For example, the Best Lines from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies post, Joanna's Let These 7 Men Show You How To Win Valentine's Day, or this post. The combination of smaller images and an excerpt of text only works when the excerpt is shorter and can stay aligned to the right of the photo (Ex: the Anne Hathaway's Got A Fight On Her Hands as Marion Cotillard is in Talks to Join Batman 3). When it exceeds the height of the image, you end up with a word or a chunk of a sentence (widows and orphans) that's aligned all the way to the left beneath the image and it just looks bad. So, I would just stick to using the large photos. Just an opinion.

Oh, and I liked when you could see the number of comments on a post while you're in it, not just on the main page.

I'm done. I promise. Mostly.

Posted by: jM at February 14, 2011 12:49 PM

I like the change, but - this is not a complaint, just an observation - I liked it better when there was just the pic and the title link. The text makes the page look a little busy. Change is good, tho, and the site looks great otherwise.

I definitely want a shirt and will wear it with pride.

Posted by: Chickaboom at February 14, 2011 12:51 PM

"Rhymes with Regina"
(For the Canadians.....)

Posted by: Odnon. at February 14, 2011 12:51 PM

Pajiba: Abandon LOLz, all ye who enter here.

I like the thin, gray line under the By, Posted, date information. I think that maybe there should be a thicker line separating the posts.

That was exactly my first thought as well, just to provide a bit clearer separation between posts.

Will this be populated by something?

On mine, it appears to be populated by ads. So, go Adblocker?

Posted by: branded at February 14, 2011 12:52 PM

"Rainbow Killers"
"Howz your Pajiba?"

Posted by: peanut at February 14, 2011 12:53 PM

Change usually takes a little getting used to, but the new Pajiba looks good to me immediately.

The front page has a clean layout, free from clutter. The colour scheme is striking, but not garish. If this was Facebook, I'd click the 'Like' button.

Posted by: Simon at February 14, 2011 12:55 PM

Nope, @branded. I'm at work, we're running IE and the ads appear where they have always been: on the right side, below the header.

Posted by: Scully at February 14, 2011 12:56 PM

I should be most pleased to possess a t-shirt emblazoned with the Murdertank. One with the word bitchy would involve numerous uncomfortable conversations with my 5 year old, attendant limitations on where I can wear it and, I assume, scalding looks in public. I would feel like one of the Creatures of Walmart wearing a F*ck Jesus t-shirt. Also, cephalopods freak me out so I'd prefer not to have one on my clothing seemingly attempting to entwine itself in my privates
(upper or lower). Edwardian. The word I prefer you use is Edwardian. It encapsulates my clenched nature PLUS the home decor and hats are fabulous.

What if instead of the blurb identifying the content of the posts, there was a roll over function with a one sentence logline pop up instead? They do that with The Globe and Mail and I like it. Of course, it would be more work for you. Nevermind.

The archived materials do need to be better organized and easier to sort through, but it seems you are already on it.

I was reading through old EE columns and through the haze of my sense of profound inadequacy, I noticed that the comments seemingly were more substantive in the past and less quippy. I will make more of an effort to hold forth. I'm sure everyone will be so relieved. The verbose one is going to be more verbose. Huzzah! Could we make her more interesting instead? I would do anything for Pajiba, so pharmaceutical donations are welcome. Conversely, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

Is there an official Pajiba Delurking Day? Could that be arranged? I blither against the darkness, but I get the impression there are more people out there than I might realise.

Lastly, this site would be vastly improved by the reappearance of Kballs.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 14, 2011 12:57 PM

I'm just putting this out there, bossman:

Front: Pajiba
Back: Shut The Fuck Up, All Of You

Posted by: TK at February 14, 2011 12:57 PM

Pajiba: That's not how you say it.

Pajiba: Go type First!! somewhere else.

Pajiba: Wit welcome.

Posted by: Simon at February 14, 2011 12:59 PM

TK, that can be your bespoke Pajiba shirt. It's kind of your thing, let's not water it down for the bile-washed masses.

Posted by: Ian at February 14, 2011 1:02 PM

"Pajiba: Second Rate Website"

Posted by: Kevin Smith at February 14, 2011 1:06 PM

"You say Pa-jee-ba, I Say Pa-Ji-Ba....

..and you're just wrong."


Although I think "The McDLT of sites" is an awesome slogan. That sandwich rocked!

"Pajiba-it's called maturity jackass"

Also the redesign makes me feel funny in my bathing suit area-wait, never mind that's just Skitz.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at February 14, 2011 1:06 PM

Pajiba: "Grown folks is talking!"

Pajiba: "Because snarky is the new porn"

Pajiba: "Touching your mind in all the wrong places"

Pajiba: "Our women got bigger balls"

Pajiba: "Hungover with Power"

Posted by: Fredo at February 14, 2011 1:07 PM

I have three:

"Hide me in your humiliation"
"I think your name is magical"
"It's been a very revealing ten seconds"

Posted by: lawyergirl06 at February 14, 2011 1:07 PM

Okay, I totally lied when I said I was done.

I think the logo is an improvement and definitely a step in the right direction towards creating a brand unique to the site, instead of just appropriating imagery from well known movies and TV shows. However, it looks more like the beginning of an idea or a first draft rather than the final product. Though, I like where it's going.

And we definitely need a panda rape-themed shirt. Or, I do. Yeah, it's probably just me.

Posted by: jM at February 14, 2011 1:08 PM

I love the re-design, but I'm surprised you've omitted the comment count for each new column. That was handy.

Posted by: superasente at February 14, 2011 1:10 PM

"Rhymes with Regina"
(For the Canadians.....)

Odnon., I truly love you for that.

Posted by: becks at February 14, 2011 1:13 PM

Pajiba: You've Never Heard of Us. There's a Reason For That.

Pajiba: We're elite...deal with it.

Pajiba: Where else will you see the phrase "Crock Pot Abortion"?

Pajiba: We're the other Oscar committee.

Pajiba: The Knife in the Gun Fight

Pajiba is for Lovers

Viva Pajiba

Pajiba: Use as Directed

Pajiba: It's More of a Tingling Sensation

I could go on and on kids, but I'll leave you with this last one. One I think sums us all up on the whole.

Pajiba:
"...which in German means 'Whale's Vagina'"

Posted by: DoctorControversy at February 14, 2011 1:15 PM

I've wondered why the Facebook Recap box was necessary. I really don't see what it adds, and it takes up so much screen real estate. If you're not on Facebook, you don't care, and if you are, then you already know this stuff.

I don't think there needs to be a way to keep the most popular topics at the top. If you're interested in the subject, you'll keep checking back for comments. This site has evolved to into a partial-forum, but I'd rather the newer topics float to the top rather than the ones that generate the most heat stay in my face.

Alas, as a grown up, I don't buy t-shirts that I can't wear to work (and we're not a stuffy company) or in front of my team kids, so I won't be buying anything that puts "bitchy" on my chest. But don't let that stop you, 'cause I'm not a big t-shirt buyer anyway.

Posted by: Wednesday at February 14, 2011 1:22 PM

"Home to incompetent heterosexuals"
"If you don't know, you don't know"
"Hating Adam Sandler since before it was cool"
"All are welcome. Except BigTodd"
"TK thinks you're an asshole"
"Pop culture, dirty jokes and fighting The Man since 2004"

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 14, 2011 1:23 PM

Compared to Gawker's redesign you guys are art!

But seriously, the new layout is fine. May wanna cut down on posts per day just so there's not as much scrolling. Really minor complaint though. "There's too much content! Stop being so damn full of new stuff to read."

But seriously. Sorry for bitching back in the day about the appearance of more content that wasn't reviews. You guys are one of four "must-visit" websites I have during surfing time. Touch up the Pajiba Love to get back to Feist levels of hilarity (point her to reddit, tons of random shit on there) and you guys are my number one site.

Posted by: aroorda at February 14, 2011 1:24 PM

Pajiba: Results May Vary

Pajiba: Celebrites Are Better Than You. And So Is This Shirt (or site)

Pajiba: I Gotz A Murdurtank

Posted by: Kargoyle at February 14, 2011 1:26 PM

"Home to incompetent heterosexuals"

Love that, Tracer Bullet.

Posted by: Simon at February 14, 2011 1:33 PM

I'm happy. Please don't change it.

Posted by: grace b at February 14, 2011 1:33 PM

Pajiba: A triumph of hope over experience

Posted by: Simon at February 14, 2011 1:34 PM

I've already said I love it, but I'll say it again: I love it. The bigger photos are quite nice, but I'd like them to be the same size, with the exception of the Guide posts, which always had the bigger photos.

Like jM, I'd like to see the number of comments in the page. It helps when I want to refresh the page to see if there are any new comments for me to read.

I love the logo. It's simple, and the little dialogue box is perfect, because this site is built on dialogue bubbles. What would be even better, maybe, would be to put the "Pajiba" in a word bubble. The tagline could be at the bottom? Just an idea.

I'll buy two shirts the second they're out. Specially if they're red and white like the logo.

In short: it's not too wild a change, just different enough. Gawker should learn something from it.

Taglines:

"ERUDITE'D"

"Michael Bay has a new movie out. Get the Murdertank."

"Pajiba: Bitchy and Verbose."

"Pajibans Do it With the Murdertank."

This one's from this week's EE:

"Pajiba: Read it with your pants off."

Posted by: Figgy at February 14, 2011 1:35 PM

Pagination!!! Yes, Dustin! I have been wanting this for years, although now that I know you are doing all the coding your own bad self without a staff of trusty code minions, I am mighty humbled, kind sir. That's a bitch of a job, hats off to you.

I speak only from the perspective of a mostly-lurker who has a crazy night work schedule, so at times I have to catch up on the site days later. The weekend Murdertank posts were a step in the right direction, but being behind on the weekend of Sundance? It was like drinking from a firehose. Pagination and/or date sorted archives would be a big help.

So far I like the new site design, I think it looks cleaner and more modern. I'd vote no on the rotating slideshow thing though, I find those too distracting.

And yay for a new logo and Tshirts! Although I might suggest you try to have them done in time for the SXSW Pajibacon, just so's those attending can represent. I won't be there but will get a shirt anyhow, as I missed the original run of the zombie sweatervest martini guy Tshirt years ago.

Posted by: GreenMyEyes at February 14, 2011 1:36 PM

I find those slideshows really irritating. On the new Go Fug Yourself website, I can't even see the first entry because of the "popular" slideshows and "recent entries". Of course, the new layout here also means that there are fewer entries on the screen at a time, and coupled with the lack of comment counts, maybe the "popular" slideshow is more useful. I think all the text makes the front page look cluttered, and it's harder to differentiate the different categories of posts now (PLove, trailers, reviews, etc), but I realize I am in the minority.

Posted by: Phaeolus at February 14, 2011 1:36 PM

Oh, I really like "Viva Pajiba" for a t-shirt.

Posted by: Figgy at February 14, 2011 1:37 PM

I really like the idea of being able to see a page of the previous day's posts, because sometimes it seems like if you aren't checking the site constantly, something you want to read (Big Love recaps, ahem) winds up buried in the 10 or so posts a day.

You called it pagination, which sounds like a made-up word, but go forth and make it happen.

Posted by: TWoP Fan at February 14, 2011 1:39 PM

Pajiba: The tingling means it's working!

Pajiba: By Mennen!

Pajiba: There! Diagonally!

Pajiba: We invented snark.

(sorry - I watched A LOT ot television growing up)

Posted by: JH at February 14, 2011 1:41 PM

Pajiba: We don't like hipsters but you probably wouldn't understand why.

Pajiba: Just try and explain us to your friends.

Pajiba: Where scrabble is the preferred method of foreplay.

Pajiba: Does this shirt make me look pretentious?

Pajiba: You may want to bring your penicillin.

Pajiba: We wish we were Canadian.

Posted by: admin at February 14, 2011 1:41 PM

Love the new logo. The front page is a little overwhelming, though with half the page just being ads for Nokia cell phones (on my computer, anyway)

Posted by: sarahk at February 14, 2011 1:42 PM

Hi Dustin, I'm still getting used to the site. I tend not to complain about design changes because I know it usually takes me a bit to get used to them, and then I won't even remember what the site used to look like (Seriously. I can't remember what it used to look like...)

Anyway, the one complain I did have is already fixed thanks to Joanna. She got the links to open in a new window! HURRAH!! seriously, you have no idea what a big deal this is especially if i'm reading Pajiba on an iPad.

One suggestion: Could you add "Previous Posts" at the bottom of the homepage? There are so many posts each day that sometimes, I would think to myself, "I'll read it when I get home/time." and it might not be until three day later and by then the post will be off the main page and I don't wanna go looking for it.

Also, I vote no on slideshows up top. It's actually really bleh distracting.

Posted by: denesteak at February 14, 2011 1:46 PM

I think it looks good, though the true test wont come until you post the Unborn poster as a header pic. Then we'll really know one way or the other. Helps control for certain variables. It's scientific.

I like the new logo.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at February 14, 2011 1:48 PM

Pajiba: All Your Snark Are Belong To Us

Pajiba: Euphemistically Endowed

Posted by: Kargoyle at February 14, 2011 1:48 PM

I ♥ "The Knife in the Gun Fight".

Also: ERUDITE'D

I do so hope there will be a poll on this!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 14, 2011 1:48 PM

I have no problems with changes, as long as the change doesn't make the site load slower or make the text harder to read (ie, white type on black background). Other than that, it's your site, do what you want.

Posted by: Slash at February 14, 2011 1:49 PM

Not a fan of the logo, but I like the new layout for the reasons mentioned: less white space, varied image sizes. I like how some posts speak for themselves with just a huge image and the more obscure posts have a blurb.

So, yeah, the change is solid.

Posted by: KP at February 14, 2011 1:51 PM

Pajiba: "Touching your mind in all the wrong places"

That's a winner, Fredo.

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 14, 2011 1:51 PM

I like having the 1st paragraph of text show on the homepage.

I miss the photos being clickable.

I miss the separate title/subtitle on the posts.

---
Tshirt suggestion: The SQ** word with the red circle and line through it.

Posted by: mswas at February 14, 2011 1:58 PM

I like the logo and I like the colors. Just looked at the new front page for the first time (you know now I'm an RSS user) and it's boss. Since you asked!, two quibbles:

1. The buttons along the top (and their dropdowns) would look better in a font that matched the logo or was at least sans serif.

2. When the front-page photos don't go the whole width of that div, there should be more space along the photo's right margin -- the text looks a little crowded.

Posted by: Caroline at February 14, 2011 2:00 PM

Oh, and I liked when you could see the number of comments on a post while you're in it, not just on the main page.

Oh oh, me too, I miss that. And whatever you can do to fix the archives, or a method of looking at the posts by date, would be so, SO appreciated. It's very difficult to find old stuff, even stuff just 2-3 days old. It gets sucked into the void, I tells ya.

Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2011 2:03 PM

I bet the new logo will look good on t-shirts. That being said, it's just a wee on the boring side. You could fill that word bubble with anything. Nothing in the image conveys the nature of Pajiba.

The new homepage design...the pictures seem too big to me. It looks more like a blog now.

but I'll still read.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at February 14, 2011 2:03 PM

The front of the T-shirt should say absolutely nothing, because that would convey our utter contempt at you for having the gall to even look at our T-shirt. And whenever you wear the T-shirt you must walk around with a smirk on your face to convey a sense of superiority.


The back of the T-shirt should read:

Pajiba: Meaty!

Posted by: Pookie at February 14, 2011 2:06 PM

I can't right click on the post title and select open in new tab. It is very irritating.

Posted by: ERM at February 14, 2011 2:13 PM

it's harder to differentiate the different categories of posts now (PLove, trailers, reviews, etc)

That's the one thing I really dislike. I like the 'Pajiba After Dark' etc tags that were under the pictures on the main page. Made it much easier to scroll through and find what I was looking for.

I also liked it better with the comment counts on each article and not just main page.

Posted by: Gabs at February 14, 2011 2:13 PM

OK, I mentioned on a different thread that I like the new format. I also like the new logo and the new slogan. I was going to mention it a few days ago, but there didn't really seem to be a good place to do that at the time.

See, Dustin. I don't hate ALL change. Sometimes things change for the better. By the way, did you and TK have a bet on me? Who lost? Who has to shave their head and wear a dress?

Posted by: BWeaves at February 14, 2011 2:14 PM

But I already complained, in a different post! ... oh. Well, here then:

This new layout, however... I don't know. On the one hand, it's nice to be able to read a little excerpt on the front page; on the other, it allows for far fewer things on the front page, and I can't remember where all those things are filed to find them in their permanent homes. I just don't know, DR. I just don't know.
I *guess* I'll still come here, though.

To add to that, I do like the new logo, and Kudos to Mr. Murray and Ms. Murray-Adjacent. I will fourth the "no comment count on the page = sad face." And I won't forget all about it until AT LEAST Thursday. Mostly out of spite.

Was it Peffy who came up with "a poorly defined support group"?
Posted by: (Not so) Blonde Savant at February 14, 2011 12:48 PM

I wish I could take credit for that, but alas, I do not believe it was me.

P.S. These t-shirt suggestions are AWESOME. Please keep them coming. (I wish I was creative enough to come up with one of my own.)

Posted by: Anna von Beav at February 14, 2011 2:15 PM

No slide shows on top! None. Nada. Hate them.

No complaints about the new layout, and I applaud your code-monkey skills. As long as this site continues to provide unrepentant snark, demi-obscure pop-cultural references, and proud elitism, I will continue to love (and plague) you.

Posted by: Reba at February 14, 2011 2:16 PM

The front of the T-shirt should say absolutely nothing, because that would convey our utter contempt at you for having the gall to even look at our T-shirt. And whenever you wear the T-shirt you must walk around with a smirk on your face to convey a sense of superiority.
The back of the T-shirt should read:
Pajiba: Meaty!
Posted by: Pookie at February 14, 2011 2:06 PM

Pookie wins.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at February 14, 2011 2:18 PM

Ooh, I love Read it with Your Pants Off, Figs.

Posted by: Cindy at February 14, 2011 2:19 PM

Have not read all comments, but:

Overall I like the redesign, looks cleaner, etc. I also like the new logo a lot. (Alot!)

One thing I'd quibble with: I need the subject heading/type of column thing-y or whatever to be more prominent. The headlines, while always witty and sometimes scathing and bitchy, don't tell me what type of post I'm looking at.

Is it Pajiba Love? A Review? A Seriously Random List? I need that part somehow highlighted bigger so I can scan down the page and see where I want to go first.

Someone a while back suggested Color Coding to accomplish this. While that seems... wacky, and also kindergarden-y, it might work. ??

Thanks for listening, suggestions can be filed in the suggestion box {cue hole in bottom of suggestion box mounted over a wastebasket}, etc.

Posted by: MM at February 14, 2011 2:22 PM

Site is fine...just different..it will take some getting used to but hey the subscription price is reasonable.

Pajiba "Waste Time not War"
Pajiba "Wolverines and Pajiba Both Bad Ass"

Posted by: jeff snell at February 14, 2011 2:27 PM

Icons could work for differentiating posts, maybe. Like a little heart for Pajiba Love, a newspaper for trade news, movie spool for trailers...or something.

I say nay on the highlight slideshow at the top.

Pagination would be fantastic, but I know that must be really hard to do. I'd also LOVE an Edit button on the comments, though that must be even more of a bitch to do. I can dream!

Posted by: Figgy at February 14, 2011 2:32 PM

I dug the new design yesterday and I still dig it today. Thumbs up!

This is all I have for t-shirts: Common Phrase on the front for each is, "It's a Pajiba thing." On the back, pictures of various Pajiba-centric things, like Godtopus, a Murdertank (whatever that looks like), an original Human Centipede, an asshole (I was thinking along the lines of Vonnegut, but a picture of TK or Tracer would work)... other stuff... It's open ended...

Posted by: RobP at February 14, 2011 2:32 PM

Ooh, and I forget: just say no to slideshows.

Posted by: Gabs at February 14, 2011 2:34 PM

Oooh! Also voting NO slideshows. Irritating.

If we are voting on taglines/tshirt lines, my faves:

Pajiba: ERUDITE'D
Pajiba: The Knife In The Gun Fight
Viva Pajiba
Pajiba: "Touching your mind in all the wrong places"

Posted by: MM at February 14, 2011 2:38 PM

Pajiba: Thank the Godtopus we're not Canadian

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 14, 2011 2:38 PM

OH AND: t-shirts also need to come in Fat Chick sizes. For those of us who've gained a little smidge of weight. Just a little, small bit. And I'm totally gonna lose it. Soon. Meanwhile, I prefer to not look like an overstuffed sausage.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at February 14, 2011 2:39 PM

Pajiba: "This panda won't rape itself"

Pajiba: "Sound it out"

Pajiba: "Your real 9 to 5"

Posted by: jM at February 14, 2011 2:41 PM

Anna von Beav,

Once again I am one with your comment. And while I was reading it, my mind transformed the sentence "I prefer to not look like an overstuffed sausage" to "I'll be over here eating an overstuffed sausage".

Posted by: MM at February 14, 2011 2:43 PM

I just don't like the gray break line underneath the title but above the image on the main page... it makes it seem like the Title goes with a different post.

Posted by: Colin at February 14, 2011 2:48 PM

I bet you will, MM.

Posted by: Pookie at February 14, 2011 2:48 PM

I like the new layout, I like the preview paragraph that goes with each link on the main page. Funnily enough this is the same feature I miss over at the Gawker sites. God(topus), they really messed that redesign up.

Posted by: csb at February 14, 2011 2:54 PM

I like the new front page but I second (third? fourth?) the request for clearer organisation of the archives. I'm currently watching True Blood season 3 and Boardwalk Empire (both not long started here in the UK) and practically the first thing I do after is come here to see what the recaps and comments say (this is not because I lack opinions of my own, oh noes). However, the alphabetisation is no help at all because often it's the title of the review that's used. Makes it v. hard to find stuff.

I wish I could think of something funny for a t-shirt but all I can add to that is, as someone who dresses her 4-year-old son in shirts with quotes from The Wire [he had one that said, "If you come at the king, you best not miss"], I would buy one ... if it wasn't too inappropriate.

Posted by: lingli at February 14, 2011 3:05 PM

Oops should have put my comment here. Love the new layout, clean and crips!

but I'd love it if your gravatar was changed from kate hudson in almost famous. I know I know, that's just me, but I can't stand her.

Posted by: juiceinla at February 14, 2011 3:15 PM

Totally agree on no slideshow across the top, I hate those things.

Love the new logo. It's simple but very clean, it would rock on a shirt.

Also miss the comment count within the posts...

Pagination would be lovely but it's not necessary. I've found that when I want to catch up and articles have been pushed from the front page I simply look for the last 'Pajiba Love' or 'After Dark' I've read (since they're daily) then click through from there. It's round-a-bout but works.

So, all in all, I suppose I approve.

Posted by: the bees knees at February 14, 2011 3:22 PM

I really like the new design. I't got zazz. Didn't know you programmed this place yourself. I'm impressed.


Oh and for the T-shirt, what if it just said

Pajiba: Eloquent Delurking.

cause you know screw the people that don't get it.
eh, I'm sick.

Posted by: Blank at February 14, 2011 3:31 PM

I really like the new layout. Like some people, though, the site itself only takes up about half the page - the whole left side of the screen is blank/adspace. It may just be whatever OS system I'm using (OS? I don't understand computers).

Having fled Gawker and the like with the new design/abortion scrapbook of death, I admit I miss getting notified of replies to posts, and I miss threaded comments, but I understand if that is way beyond what our little kaboose here is capable of (again, don't understand).

Oh! How about "PAJIBA: You wouldn't understand"?

Posted by: Internet Magpie at February 14, 2011 3:32 PM

Pajiba: "Hungover with Power"

Fixed that one.

Posted by: Rykker at February 14, 2011 3:53 PM

Pajiba - We're better than you and here are 138 reasons why.

Pajiba - Snark is the new black

Pajiba - We love to piss in the mainstream or we're the people who pissed in your mainstream.

Pajiba - Katherine Heigl is a hufflecunt.

Pajiba - Where the Elite meet to Browbeat.

Posted by: Rubble44 at February 14, 2011 3:54 PM

PAGINATION would be key, everything else looks great. I especially like how the author of each post is more visible since the upgrades - I like getting to know the different personalities on the site, but on the other hand, if one of you lovable assholes say something like "all Natalie Portman did in Black Swan is whine for two hours", I'll know to take your views with a grain of salt.

Posted by: Nitty at February 14, 2011 4:06 PM

Love the logo, will probably buy a t-shirt when they become available. Not sure how I feel about the home page. The way it's set up, it makes it look like I accidentally clicked on a link or something when I get to the homepage, like there's one article in frame. Does that make sense? I think it's meant to look newspapery, but it makes it look like one of those fake websites that just shows posts from other sites to generate traffic by making people click on ads. The ones that make money off trackbacks and pingbacks. I hate those sites. Anyway, I'm sure you'll work out the kinks over time.

Posted by: ChristianH at February 14, 2011 4:09 PM

Also, being able to open in a new tab from the article heading would be cool.

Collider does this annoying thing where you can't open in a new tab from the "continue reading" link, so you have to go to the article heading to be able to open in a new tab. You guys did the opposite but its just as annoying, I want to be able to open in a new tab by clicking on both the heading or the continue reading, not one or the other.

Posted by: Nitty at February 14, 2011 4:11 PM

And now I'm just being picky, but I see a lot of white space now, maybe tighten it up a bit? For example, from the end of the post synopsis to the continue reading link, there's about an inch of white space. It makes the site look incomplete.

Re: the large banner up top, obviously I hate it, but this is a business after all, so gotta do it, but unless you guys are planning to run two banner ads at the same time, why does the ad up now only take up the top half of the banner bar? It just looks weird, we understand the need for ads, just pop that full banner ad up there and charge a couple bucks more, it will look better.

Posted by: Nitty at February 14, 2011 4:19 PM

What ChristianH said. I keep thinking I am in the middle of an article instead of on the homepage.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 14, 2011 4:20 PM

Pajiba: Your in better hands than you should be

Posted by: Nitty at February 14, 2011 4:22 PM

The way it's set up, it makes it look like I accidentally clicked on a link or something when I get to the homepage, like there's one article in frame. Does that make sense?

Yes, it does.
I cleared the cache on my phone a half-dozen times yesterday in an attempt to have it load the home page, until I finally realized I was on the home page.

(NOT a complaint. It just took me a minute to realize there had been a change.)

Posted by: Rykker at February 14, 2011 4:27 PM

Pajiba: Your in better hands than you should be

Oh, this is where I'm supposed to say something scathing about your/you're. But I can't. So this is my way of pointing it out.

Posted by: coveredinbees at February 14, 2011 5:00 PM

I would love a Pajiba shirt. Just so all my friends ask me what the hell Pajiba is.

Pajiba: You're probably wrong.

Posted by: Ajoy at February 14, 2011 5:07 PM

Pajiba: The Cure for Cinematic Constipation
Pajiba: Killing Rainbows & Charming Potatoes
Pajiba: Managing Our Anger One Diatribe at a Time
Pajiba: Where Screed Becomes Eloquence
Pajiba: Disparagement is Our Specialty

Posted by: bleujayone at February 14, 2011 5:09 PM

Pajiba: If we wanted your opinion, we'd molest it out of you.

Pajiba: Show me on the robot where Michael Bay touched you.

I went to Pajiba and all I got was this lousy shirt and a seething resentment of Hollywood.

Pajiba: The internet of websites.

Posted by: Paultera at February 14, 2011 5:09 PM

Fucking CoveredinBees, thanks asshole.

Posted by: Nitty at February 14, 2011 5:13 PM

I have no problem opening a new tab for the article by clicking on the headings.

Also, I would TOTALLY wear a t-shirt that said either "if we wanted your opinion we'd molest it out of you" or "I'll be over here eating an overstuffed sausage".

Posted by: Anna von Beav at February 14, 2011 5:14 PM

I mostly like it. The new logo is fuckin' ace. The pages themselves are good, but I don't know about the front page. On one hand, I like getting a little taste of what I'm getting into. On the other, I feel like its a bit cluttered looking.

Also, I feel like it exacerbates something thats bugged me about Pajiba, which is the feeling of being overwhelmed in a tidal wave of content. I wish there was some sort of organisation to the way new things are added.

Posted by: elgarcon at February 14, 2011 5:15 PM

"Pajiba Human-Centipede'd Me and all I got was this stupid t-shirt"

"Pajiba: Just What Dr. Skitz Ordered"

"Guns and Rowleses"

Posted by: Figgy at February 14, 2011 5:16 PM

I also miss the comment counter. Good work though, I think this is a step in the right direction.

Posted by: elgarcon at February 14, 2011 5:16 PM

Fucking CoveredinBees, thanks asshole.

That's either the best or the worst idea for a t-shirt slogan that I've ever read.

Posted by: RobP at February 14, 2011 5:22 PM

Pajiba: You don't get to 5,000 films without taking a few enemas.

Posted by: Paultera at February 14, 2011 5:30 PM

I don't know about t-shirt designs, but I'll get used to the new layout. It was a shock, I admit, but it's not bad. Actually, it's kind of spiffy and grown up. Considering you did this yourself, I think it's amazing, but I have no idea how to write code for anything, so I may be easily impressed.

Keep up the ascerbic, prescient writing and everything will be fine. You're still, by far, my favorite pop culture rag on the interwebs some five or six years since I discovered you.

Posted by: armando at February 14, 2011 5:45 PM

So, we're essentially on the same page then, Dustin. I've been coding the fuck out of a basic HTML website using style manuals from ten years ago. I've lost sleep over trying to incorporate CSS into the wacky way I built up my framework and been brought to tears trying to add some flash and sparkle beyond "banner stretches to window size." That, with a minor assist, even you could do this coding gives me confidence that I can one day sparkle up my whore website into a presentable escort, or at least the night shift girl at a local strip club.

Taglines:

May Godtopus Smile Upon You: Pajiba

Fire up the Tank: Pajiba

Everybody Get into the Digital Pile: Pajiba

Come for the Eloquence, Stay for the Race War: Pajiba

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2011 5:54 PM

I'm cool with it. I may have found it mildly annoying had I not already seen Gawker's re-design this month.

Seriously, they are dead to me.

Dead.

Posted by: greer at February 14, 2011 6:21 PM

Just wanted to throw my support behind Simon's suggestion, "Pajiba: That's not how you say it." Love this!

I'm finding the new layout very easy on the eyes--bravo, sir. Also, I agree with the masses here: pagination would be good, slideshow would be bad.

Posted by: meaux at February 14, 2011 6:28 PM

T-shirt suggestion:

2011 World Champion Pittsburgh Pirates

Posted by: , at February 14, 2011 6:35 PM

"Home to incompetent heterosexuals"
---
That's why I'm a practicing heterosexual.

Slogan: "I haven't been P*jibaed like that since grade school."

Posted by: , at February 14, 2011 6:44 PM

That was actually me trying to be nice. I'm terrible at this nice thing.

Posted by: coveredinbees at February 14, 2011 6:58 PM

Pajiba: Killing Rainbows & Charming Potatoes

BRILLIANT!

Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2011 6:59 PM

Like the new design, but like others have commented, I hate those slideshows. GFY's new design is super annoying.

Posted by: badkittyuno at February 14, 2011 7:58 PM

Love the simple, uncluttered look and graphics.

As for a tshirt, here's a ripoff of the Sargento cheese tagline:

Pajiba: Persnickety People. Exceptional Eloquence.

What? I like cheese.

Posted by: Kati at February 14, 2011 8:03 PM

OH!

How about:

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAACE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"

Though that might start a few fights.

Posted by: Figgy at February 14, 2011 8:30 PM

i definately liked the smaller pics with just the title to the right. the bigger ones now, take up too much of the page and feels longer to scroll through. time is of the essense...

Posted by: maxpurr9 at February 14, 2011 8:30 PM

haven't had time to read comments yet but wanted you to know that i like the new format. keep it up!

Posted by: splinter at February 14, 2011 8:33 PM

I like the Pittsburgh Pirates one.

Posted by: Rubble44 at February 14, 2011 8:50 PM

Pajiba: Persnickety People. Exceptional Eloquence. What? I like cheese.

I like this for a tee shirt. Very, very much. The whole thing.

(Partly because I, too, enjoy cheese.)

Posted by: Anna von Beav at February 14, 2011 8:51 PM

Team Prisco and Team Carlson T-Shirts.

Posted by: Drew Morton at February 14, 2011 9:20 PM

Team Pookie. Aww, yeah.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at February 14, 2011 9:26 PM

I'm not really a fan of slide shows either. They always get glitchy. (MamaPop being an example.)

I'd wear a "Pajiba: I'll be in my bunk" shirt.

Posted by: Sara H at February 14, 2011 9:44 PM

dustin:

my solution for the "business" of the excerpts from each article on the main page that some commenters have complained about would be to capture them in blurbs that appear when the reader drags the cursor over the article's picture, a la netflix.

stealing from a successful movie-showing site seems appropriate.

that's my two cents...

...and now I'm broke.

Posted by: ja at February 14, 2011 9:59 PM

Pagination would be a massive plus for me, too. As a whole though, looks great, Dustin. Congrats on going for it yourself; the Cinemablend site might be professionally designed but with NoScript on it's a complete disaster. I definitely prefer simplicity.

Posted by: nigeltde at February 14, 2011 10:03 PM

...aaaaand if you were to incorporate the magically appearing blurb, I think it would tie in nicely with your nifty new logo.

okay.

NOW I'm broke.

Posted by: ja at February 14, 2011 10:15 PM

Pajiba*

* General Surgeon's Warning: perusing during drunk sex may cause unwanted pregnancy.

Site is good, but echo the "older posts" sentiment. Also clearer delineation of content would be appreociated (i.e. tagline, etc.). Finally, I think the text needs to be limited, as the variable lengths make it look pretty untidy.

Good stuff.

Posted by: Peter G at February 14, 2011 10:30 PM

Sweet mother of GOD please KERN THE LOGO! I could drive a truck through the P/A and B/A and then my eyes start to bleed with the AJ collision. It's a groovy little ditty but the kerning is just Bad News Bears.

Posted by: lilianna28 at February 14, 2011 11:22 PM

I like the layout and the logo, but I'd like to see the previous day's posts as well. Another vote for no slideshow.

Posted by: Uda at February 14, 2011 11:42 PM

Ok more on type... can we stick with sans serif fonts for the entire header / button bars and even the headlines if possible? Also I had no idea the maroon box to the side was a tag line because it was boring and not centered and the font has a strange black halo. Which I have no idea how to solve btw because my own website has that issue.

Posted by: lilianna28 at February 14, 2011 11:43 PM

I am loving some of the T-shirt ideas; I would personally like one that just says 'Pajibette', you know, across the frontal area.

Posted by: Jami at February 15, 2011 12:02 AM

1. I agree about the first paragraph being posted: looks too cluttered on the front page.

2. No to the scroll thing for the most popular topics. Like someone said, if they want to keep up with a post, they can keep coming back to check.

3. I liked the "Pajiba title in different movies" style. It was cute. :3

Posted by: duckandcover at February 15, 2011 12:13 AM

"I went to Pajiba and all I got was this lousy shirt and a seething resentment of Hollywood."

Love that!

Posted by: Chickaboom at February 15, 2011 12:25 AM

duckandcover I agree with all points. I miss the movie poster style. If anything, this style doesn't tell me what kind of site this is at all.

Posted by: lilianna28 at February 15, 2011 12:42 AM

Hey! The comment counter is back. At least on the front page it is.

Or was it there before? Maybe I should try paying attention more.

And I want every single on of these t-shirts. I will amass an entire collection and once they've been worn out, I will use them to clean my dog.

Posted by: noonoo at February 15, 2011 1:09 AM

Why's there gotta be so many W's in the internet anyway? Huh? You try counting out all them W's, it's hard! I don't got time for all that counting, I just wanna check my e-mail not learn the alphabet, what am I, a doctor? Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Lucas at February 15, 2011 1:14 AM

Shirt slogan:

"Figgy says Pajiba is overrated."

Posted by: , at February 15, 2011 1:17 AM

How about a shirt for the staff?

Pajiba staff: Without us, you'd have nothing to bitch about.

Pajiba staff: Ordained by Godtopus, crucified by comments.

I write for Pajiba and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. (kidding... I love this place and all of you :))

Other than those, I like the "Pajiba: That's not how you say it" idea. I'm also digging on the site redesign (unlike the one on the conglomerate who shall not be named because I am mad at them for hurting my eyes). Nice work, chief.

Posted by: Adrienne Saia at February 15, 2011 1:28 AM

I like the new logo; love the second tagline.
I also like having the first paragraph of each post on the main page.
Great job overall, Dustin.

Suggestions:

Pajiba: Birthplace of snark
Pajiba: That friend who makes you uncomfortable
Pajiba: All hail the Murdertank
Pajiba: Official shrine of Godtopus
Pajiba: Relax. You're just wrong.
Pajiba: It's called a vocabulary
Pajiba: You'll never say it right

And if you're going to put something on the back of the shirt, it should be simply:

BUTTHOLE!!!

Posted by: Big Softie at February 15, 2011 1:37 AM

Everything looks pretty nice, but some of the old reviews seem to be down, and there still isn't a convenient link for Pajiba Storytellers through the main menu.

Posted by: Maureen at February 15, 2011 1:39 AM

The site is painfully slow on my iPhone. There are many onboarding solutions out there. Please please consider one.

Posted by: Baby JP at February 15, 2011 2:45 AM

Pajiba: Strap In, Get Funky

Pajiba: Stay Away From The Segments

Pajiba: The Walls Might Be Sticky

Pajiba: Super Tiger Sex Commandos

Pajiba: Nobody Here But Us Chickens

Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2011 3:00 AM

I like the new site design. I don't really have a preference regarding the design aspect of the site. It's just nice to see the site growing and evolving. Even though I don't comment very much I spend a lot of time here and have a substantial time/life investment in the site. You guys would really have to nuke the fridge for me to stop visiting.

Anyone having trouble opening new tabs when clicking links, just hold Ctrl while clicking.

I like "Viva Pajiba" but it really only works with the supposed mispronunciation of the site's name. That probably won't fly well with all the people suggesting the "you say it wrong" shirts. I don't think that slogan is good because, as adamant as some people are about the pronunciation, others still say puh-jee-ba. At least I do. So you're also alienating some dicated readers with that one.

I personally like "touching your mind in all the wrong places" from Fredo and "read it with your pants off" from figgy. Easily the two best.

Seeing as how I'm like the 140th comment I'm going to bold this so it catches attention.

There was a post not too long ago with some art from someone that was really awesome. In particular, there was a great drawing of Godtopus imposed over some bold type that said "Give your mind to Godtopus" or something like that. I remember thinking how much I would love that as a shirt. I usually wear only solid color t-shirts because I despise the idea of turning myself into an ad or having people define me by what product or slogan is plastered on my chest. However, I would gladly where a shirt with a cyclops octopus (cycloptopus?) spread large across the front.

Posted by: jesuschrysler at February 15, 2011 4:26 AM

I think it look cool Dustin.

Didn't take you for a man with taste hehe.

My 2 cents:

"Foreign Correspondent"

And can you make it possible that Auslander like me can order the shirt also?

Posted by: Magiel at February 15, 2011 4:52 AM

Thank you Magiel, my apparent fellow Ausländer!
Love the logo, please don't do the slideshow - it's just for lazy people anyway.
Will order tons - hey, any way you could also do scoop or boatneck tees?
"Pajiba - killing me snarkily"
"It takes a Pajiba"
"Pajiba - We snark cause we care"
"Pajiba - it ain't over til Kevin Smith sings"

Posted by: cinekat at February 15, 2011 6:25 AM

Pajiba: "Not allowed inside of a Middle School since 2004"
Pajiba: "Ryan Reynolds' secret crush."
Pajiba: "...Has anyone seen a panda?"
Pajiba: "Unpronounceable. Unbelievable."

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at February 15, 2011 6:36 AM

"Pajiba - with an Umlaut"
"It's Pajiba - do you know where your pandas are?"
"Pajiba - I said good day sir"

Posted by: cinekat at February 15, 2011 7:00 AM

"All your snark are belong to us."
"In cyberspace no one can hear you scream."
"Resistance is NOT futile."

Not sure what I mean by that last one.

Love the redesign but would love pagination even more.

Posted by: pickled tink at February 15, 2011 8:08 AM

The new logo I like just fine, but I'm not fond of the new layout -- everything just looks bigger and clunkier. And I hate that empty black box at the top. But hey, I remember I also didn't like the previous layout at first, so who knows how I'll feel about this a few days or a few weeks from now.

I'm not witty enough to come up with a T-shirt slogan, but I will buy one and wear it with pride!

Posted by: Thijs at February 15, 2011 8:13 AM

Thnx Cinekat.

I know the're more, but always forget the names.

In cyberspace no one can hear you scream.
Hahahaha, love this one. With a picture of an alien wearing a Pajiba shirt. Thumbs up.

Posted by: Magiel at February 15, 2011 8:16 AM

I don't mind the new layout. I did have a moment of "et tu, Pajiba?" when I came here after noticing yet another unnecessary layout change on Facebook, but it's nothing we won't get used to within a week.

Far as the t-shirts are concerned, I don't think any text besides Pajiba is necessary nor will it do the site justice. No one besides Pajiba frequenters will get it regardless of what you put up there. I agree that a Murdertank design would look badass.

Posted by: Dingles at February 15, 2011 8:24 AM

Pajiba: Our Celebrity Nicknames Are Better Than Your Celebrity Nicknames

Posted by: Kargoyle at February 15, 2011 8:36 AM

I like the design... nice and simple. The right-hand side of the main page could use something-or-other after you get down 4 or 5 posts... things are pretty blank down there. Oh, and..

Pajiba: If you don't have anything nice to say... please just keep lurking.

Pajiba: Complaints can be addressed to... gothefuckaway.

Posted by: JohnnyBee at February 15, 2011 8:40 AM

Can I nominate "The site is painfully slow on my iPhone. There are many onboarding solutions out there. Please please consider one." for the t-shirt slogan?

Posted by: Caspar at February 15, 2011 9:07 AM

Oh, and please go back to the smaller pix - think of all of us poor office-Pajibeans trying to sneak peeks while faking efficacy.
And I must have a murdertank tee. Must. Have. In multiple colours. Preferably '70s shades you just don't see in today's automobile manufacturing. Ok, I'll go away now.

Posted by: cinekat at February 15, 2011 10:25 AM

Front:

This is my scathing, bitching, snarking, drinking, bunking, hell-raising, murdertanking, Skitzing, Figgying, Pookieing, Sparkletitting, BWeaving, Bedheading, ,ing, BarbadoSlimming, Anna von Beaving, DeistBrawlering, meauxing, Mrs. Juliening, Tracer Bulleting, Alabama Pinking, no-LOLing, no-FIRST-ing, overrated Pajibaing shirt

Back:

My other shirt is a Rolls Royce

Posted by: , at February 15, 2011 10:39 AM

You forgot no-squ**ing

Posted by: Kargoyle at February 15, 2011 10:42 AM

Front:

This is my scathing, bitching, snarking, drinking, bunking, hell-raising, murdertanking, Skitzing, Figgying, Pookieing, Sparkletitting, BWeaving, Bedheading, ,ing, BarbadoSlimming, Anna von Beaving, DeistBrawlering, meauxing, Mrs. Juliening, Tracer Bulleting, Alabama Pinking, no-LOLing, no-FIRST-ing, overrated Pajibaing shirt

Back:

My other shirt is a Rolls Royce

Posted by: , at February 15, 2011 10:39 AM

Am I the only that read no-FIRST-ing as no-FIST-ing?

Posted by: Pookie at February 15, 2011 10:51 AM

I wanted to give a virtual slow clap for:
Viva Pajiba
The Knife in the Gun Fight
Pajiba - with an Umlaut

Posted by: Razorburn at February 15, 2011 11:03 AM

Posted by: Kargoyle at February 15, 2011 10:42 AM
---
I KNEW I was forgetting SOMEthing.

OK:

Front:

This is my scathing, bitching, snarking, drinking, bunking, hell-raising, murdertanking, Skitzing, Figgying, Pookieing, Sparkletitting, BWeaving, Bedheading, ,ing, BarbadoSlimming, Anna von Beaving, DeistBrawlering, meauxing, Mrs. Juliening, Tracer Bulleting, Alabama Pinking, no-LOLing, no-FIRST-ing, no squ**ing, overrated Pajibaing shirt

Back:

My other shirt is a Rolls Royce

Posted by: , at February 15, 2011 11:06 AM

Since I'm only halfway through my coffee and still haven't had breakfast, I don't have any constructive criticism for the site layout. But, I LOVE how it shows up on mobile devices. I've bugged you about it before so I just want to say, "Nice job."

Anyway. T-shirt. Yes.

Whatever it says, I'm buying it. And, for those of us with mini-Pajibans can you please, please, PLEASE print onesies? PLLEEEEEZZZEEE?

Also, can you re-release all previous designs? I'll be your best friend if you do.

Posted by: stardust at February 15, 2011 11:21 AM

ROWLES Royce

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA....I'm gonna show myself out.

Posted by: Figgy at February 15, 2011 11:23 AM

Thanks ,! It may be pathetic to be so grateful for the mention, but as I am a secretary AND I live in New Jersey, I'll take what I can get.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 15, 2011 11:39 AM

hey, any way you could also do scoop or boatneck tees?

cinekat - Might I suggest just cutting the neck out of the crewneck style t-shirt? That's what I did with my Godtopus t-shirt and it works like a charm. Much more flattering.

Posted by: tamatha at February 15, 2011 11:39 AM

Also I was thinking, instead of T-shirts, why don't we do smoking jackets?

Posted by: Blank at February 15, 2011 12:17 PM

Rowles, I just wanted to say that...me like! The design is nice and clean and it gives the site an air of moving beyond second-rate blog and seems to be a harbinger of good things to come so I can't hate on that. Good job and don't go overboard with it (damn Gawker).

As for t-shirt ideas, I only have one:

Front of t-shirt: Pajiba
Back of t-shirt: I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

And add my vote to all of the other ideas posted by the witty eloquents.

Posted by: SlappySquirrel at February 15, 2011 12:51 PM

Pajiba: Banned in 51 States

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at February 15, 2011 2:54 PM

Pajiba: "There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake."
Pajiba: "Quite exciting, this computer magic!"
Pajiba: The Drinking Man's Tina Fey
Pajiba: I went to liberal arts college for X years and all I got was crucified by commenters. Oh, and this t-shirt.
Pajiba: Jurassic Bark makes us lose our shit.

Posted by: George at February 15, 2011 3:05 PM

Front: Godtopus Loves You

Back: Pajiba

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 15, 2011 4:59 PM

I love the new site. I love that I don't have to click on the article to know what it's about. It would be cool to go back and read articles that we missed on the homepage. Chances are if you wait to read an article you'll miss it.

Here are my suggestions for T-shirts.

Pajiba: My other T-shirt wasn't bitchy enough.
Pajiba: Crash Sucked!
Pajiba: At least I have this over you.
Pajiba: If you know what this means don't Tell me. I'll feel so uncool.

Posted by: junierizzle at February 15, 2011 6:26 PM

Ewwwww, don't give up your day job. Did you get a free toaster with this design? One day, ONE. DAY. you're gonna look back and recognize that THIS was how you finally brought this struggling site to the ground.

/I'll be there to point it out and remind you.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 15, 2011 8:42 PM

The site is ok, but I liked having smaller listings of the posts on the front page so you could see more than one in the window without scrolling down. But I can live with that, it is nice having the exerpt.
What drives me absolutely nuts is the banner ads that are now showing up on the top of the page and scroll down with you. Can't get rid of them unless you click on the x in the ad. Having to interact with banner ads seems like a good way to get a virus.

Posted by: Jenny at February 15, 2011 9:20 PM

Don't dance around the issue, Jenny, just tell him. It's a nightmare, the layout is atrocious, the coding was probably hacked together by some Chinese outfit(I bet they are laughing their asses off right now)aaaand there's way too much red all over the place.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 15, 2011 9:31 PM

How does one get the lijit widget to stop from appearing?? I *know* that I'm coming here from Brand X social site (I get Pajiba as an RSS feed there) and I don't want lijit to ask me every time if I want to subscribe to the RSS feed that I already subscribe to. I am forced to manually dismiss the lijit widget if I want to read the comments...on EVERY SINGLE POST. (Plus, how creepy is that, that it identifies my journalling site.)

And I think I'm not going to bother coming back if it's necessary to turn that thing off multiple times a day. Actually, even once a day is too much...one click on the X, and I don't want to see it again.

Coincidence that the only post that doesn't have this annoying problem is this post where we're supposed to do our bitching?

While I usually let the aesthetes carry on about site redesigns, in this case I'll speak up: it seems like each time you guys change things it's to make the text area smaller. It's silly to have to do so much scrolling to read an article.

It'll be weird to not have bitching as part of my day, but that widget is too annoying to deal with 5-6 times a day.

Posted by: voiceofdissent at February 15, 2011 9:57 PM